Precious Moments of GMM Season 2

All good mythical things must come to an. end. Let's talk about that. Hi, I'm. Matthew, Jason's little brother from. Stark, Kansas. Good mythical morning. [Music]. Good mythical morning. Today's episode. is brought to you by retlink.com/store. You know, it's not too late to get your. loved ones some stuff from the Ret Link. store, like a good mythical morning. t-shirt or retin link t-shirt. Throw.

some bacon on a t-shirt. CDs. gracious. I'm wearing them right now. redlink.com/store. Live it up. Purchase it up. How you feeling today? Right. How you. feeling? How feels you? You ever go through those. moments in life, Link, where. you feel like a wound, a scab is being. removed from a wound and you just well. up and you start crying? That that's. happening to me like every 15 minutes. I. just can't resist picking it off anyway.

I just it itches and I have to pick it. off and I pick it off and that I didn't. really want to go that far. Blood comes. out of it. I was trying to I was trying. to make a serious point about how I'm. crying every time I think about season. two. I thought it was going to feel good. to scratch it and now it hurts and I. feel like such an idiot. Well, that's. how we're going to feel at the end of. this episode. Like complete idiots. We're making this the final episode. We. should just let it heal. 2012. Good. Good morning. I too am I'm feeling. sadness or at least nostalgia. Or maybe. it just smells funny in here and I I.

just I translate that that into emotions. that aren't even real. Maybe emotions. aren't real at all or at least not. valid, you know, or yours aren't. Mine. are, but yours aren't. What if that was. how it worked? You know what I think it. is? you feel is I think it's a good time. to end this show because you've. obviously lost your mind and are not. qualified to continue carrying on. But. think about all that we've experienced. together in season 2. We added secret. spots to the wheel. We sat on the same.

side of the same card table with pretty. much using the same mic. pretty much. Well, so we changed we. didn't change a whole lot, but we just. we gave them what they wanted. Right. and we asked you to suggest your. favorite mythical moments from Good. Mythical Morning season 2 and no one. said anything. So, what's up with that? So, we chose some of our own and a few. people mentioned some things. So, we. have created a good mythical montage. to end season two of Good Mythical. Morning. Ladies and gentlemen, enjoy.

moments. Kansas. can do it. What? Wait, it's not even March. What. are you Are you talking about? Like, hold on. Do you feel that? Do you feel. that? Do you Do you feel that? Do you. hear that? Do you hear that? Do you feel. that? Do you hear? I'm feeling and. hearing someone talking to George. George, move, move, move. Duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, goose, goose, goose, goose, goose, duck, goose, duck, duck, duck, goose, goose, dock. Then. Tommy screamed, Trevor,

you need some sort of psychiatric. treatment immediately. And by the way, have you seen my my sister? She put her. arm around me like this. Really? And. then we clasped hands. Yeah. Like like. this. Why am Why am I doing this? Why am. I being her? Because there's nobody else. here except Jason. And you're sitting. next to me. Listen. So we sat there like. this. I'm sure she had this. All I knew, too. All I knew is that I was supposed. to kiss her. Uh-uh. I'm going to throw.

your phone in the air and you better. catch it. Quit touching it. Why did you catch your phone, man? Because I'm not don't owe you lunch. We. have a wheel of mythicality. We spin it. and when it tells us to do something, we. have to go do it. And it landed on a. blue spot that said, "Hug a stranger.". Okay, I'm going to hug it off. Coming in here, L. You're kind of wet. Have you been swimming or swimming? Yeah, sure. You got to push a board. here, man. You're a big guy, too. You're.

almost as big as me. You guys are tripping me the up. I have three kids for a reason. So they. can warm each other when the winter. hits. That's the only reason I have. multiple kids. I was an only child and I. was cold as a child. I will die without. having a Twinkie now that they're gone. They might bring back something else, I. guess. But like another comp another. company or something. Hold on a second. [Laughter].

Okay. Twinkies. Well, I'm not Four Twinkies. H. Pretty good. Don't look at the scrotum. when eating anything. Nothing tastes good when looking at a. scrotum. My favorite ice cream is Ben. and Jerry's ice cream. I have uh eaten. it a lot. Uh cinnamon buns ice cream and it has. cinnamon uh rolls dough in.

Have you had a stroke? As you can see, one of them has eaten it. and he's not happy about it at this. moment. Shepherd, you don't want to eat it. Okay, you give me yours back. Look, just. spit it over there in the Just spit it. Just spit it that way. Just put it in. that general direction. We'll clean it. up. Yeah, there you go. Who's the. president? Um, you could be the. president. You're going to give me the. privilege of being president? Absolutely. Because if I don't like you, I'll just assassinate you.

Christy wants a Furby. Now, back when we. were dating in college, that means. you're not meeting her needs. You. realize that? Relational needs. If your. wife wants a Furby, you're doing. something wrong. Body beard. You know. what? We should sell that. I think it's. called a sweater. Body beard. It's just It's like a It's. like hair that you put all over. yourself. But as we know, it all comes. down to marketing. And if you call it.

the body beard, people it's a brand new. thing. It's made from the hair of. donated beards. [Laughter]. I thought I saw you a couple miles back. Were you the one in the covered wagon? Yeah, you were the one in the other. covered wagon. Well, I didn't know it. was you because it was covered. Your. hands are so freaking huge. Yeah. Yeah, they are. Ow! Mercy! God! Big sweaty hands for the win.

You're still a loser in life. League of 30. 31. Okay, now multip multiply that times. our arm length. Mine's 37 in. How's it feel like to be a loser? Well, I'm not used to it, that's for sure. Go. pick her up so I get the shower. Yeah, exactly. I have no idea what you're. saying. But you know, I should not have.

done those exercises. Eh, go pick me up. in the shower. Egg or steak? He lets He. lets people pet him. He's got a little. bit of a hairy forearm. And he's also. apparently married cuz he wears a ring. I'm I'm using the bathroom here, dude. You're in my latrine. Hey, stop. And I. turn around and I it was the parking. attendant from the parking lot I had. parked at. So I'm walking this way and I. turn around and look at the guy and I. realize that he's a parking attendant.

wanting me to pay him. Oh yeah. Hey, stop. Wants the hero to pay. Said, "No, I'm only here for a moment. to help a stranded motorist. I'll be back." I literally said, "I'll. be back.". I don't think I could do this without. you. I don't think you can do that. I'm. going to miss you. And when you when you. come back and your mustache is this. chair. I'm going to miss I'm going to. miss this chair. I love this chair. I.

mean, it's just a folding chair, but I. just I'm just so in love with it. Those. are what they call soft balls. Soft bones. Mr. Mac. Yes, sir. Brett's. looking at my test. What is that? a. tropical like any kind of trope I've. ever seen. Yeah, it's just that's not. the point. The point is he's cheating on. my test. It's just Holy Moses. What in this world is this? It's a Okay,

it's an iPad. Mr. Mac, what's a iPad? You motion tappy? I can't say tappy. correctly cuz I don't have any tape. I. only have gums. And you could like you. could for like 50 cent you could let you. could gum a kid's finger or something. like that. I'm going to gum your finger. for 50 cent. They stick their finger. Put your finger in there, boy. And they. gum it for 50 cents. Let me gum your. finger. I'll give you some free tappy. If you're guming little kids fingers, though, I think they like they call the. cops. Ninja Turtles.

That's when you clog a toilet in prison. Wow. You clog it and you're like, "Ninja. turtles. Uh-oh. Call the guard. I made I. made some ninja turtles. Look over. there. Over there. Yeah, over there. Look over there. Over there. Yeah. Oh, look over there. Over there. Yeah, right. over there. Yeah. Hey, look over there. Over there. And over there? Over there? Yeah, over there. Okay, let's go. We are. really at risk right now. Jason, you. could be doing some heinous things under. our noses. Oh, what is that? Three, two,

one. Rub bacon on it. Turkey. Turkey. bacon. Incorrect. It was ham. Oh, I. almost said ham. I just got to trust. myself. I'm not trusting myself and that. makes me a psychopath. To take the odd shaped ball and put it. into a little area. that the other team is.

trying to prevent you from getting into. And that's when I said, "That's not my. finger. We're not in the montage anymore, are. we? Oh, we don't have to act like we're. in a montage. This is real life. This is. now. This is not some not a moment from. the past. This is the present. But but. we didn't end the montage, Jason. We We. should close up the montage. Officially. in the montage.

Okay, now we are out of montage. We were. We were in the montage, but we were not. a montageable portion. And that was. pretty montageable at the end though. what we did. We just completely invented. it. Maybe that the show should just be. montages. Yeah. Or or just things that. we thought would make a montage. Let's. just do that. Okay. Is that what you. mean? Yeah. We'll talk about it later. We need to make plans. Let's talk about. it now. Well, let's we need to talk. about right now is how thankful we are. Link, we are thankful. Thanksgiving was.

like you like a couple. You can be. thankful other times. We are thankful. for you making Good Mythical Morning a. part of your daily routine and we're. trying to be serious and sincere about. this because we do mean it. And listen, thank you. You know, there for making. season 2 successful. There's a lot of. you out there who say, "I watch this. every single day." You know, when I said. go back and watch some old episodes, you're like, "No, I watch this every. single day." Thank you for making us. part of every day of the week. Uh, and. you know, there's still a lot except for.

Saturday and Sunday. A lot of pe day. A. lot of other people out there who have. never seen an episode of Good Mythical. Morning. You know what? Now there are. 214. episodes of Good Mythical Morning over. 37 hours that you can introduce them to. Ouch. Over the holiday. Watching 37. hours of that could be painful. And. don't forget we have the holiday special. coming up. Uh we don't know exactly when. that's going to be, but it'll be. sometime in the next couple of weeks. So. just check the second channel uh for. that and it will be special. And if. there's anything that you want to see in. that special, comment below today and.

let us know what you want that to be. Oh, let us know in the comments. What do. you want to see in the holiday special, y'all? Anything else before I pull up. the wizzle? I'm I'm afraid to pull it up. because I know that that means the end. of season 2. Well, we don't need to drag. this out. You need to pull the scab off. It was itching. Now it's bleeding. Before you spin that, I do want to say. many of you have commented about how. there is one secret spot that we have. yet to land on the entire second season. And that, my friends, is the red secret. spot. So my idea is that Link, you rig.

the wheel and you spin it to the red. thing and stop it there and we do the. red secret spot to close out season two. Red secret spot. Get yogurt. [Music].

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