Power Rangers Heal Boy

Power Rangers have healing properties in. real life my name is em Clayton. Corbin from Slinger New York let's talk. about. [Music]. [Applause]. [Music]. that. morning wow this episode is brought to. you by Road microphones the microphones. that we use in the field on our main.

Channel videos to make them sound real. sweet I'm feeling it I'm feeling it I'm. feeling it today I'mma talk like this. cuz I'm feeling it today how you feeling. today huh how you feeling I'm feeling. good I'm feeling mythical in the morning. can we can we edit that out no just keep. going people loved it um I'm me you. don't want me to do this the whole time. yeah I think you can start your own. channel where you just do that I can.

just do that I think we we we're going. to have like a meeting after this where. you well I'm going to call it you can. start your own channel youtube.com/. rlink 3 because you can call it link and. red if you want to finally have the F. name first and then you can do anything. you want to okay I'll call it link and R. because I know that you will see what. I'm doing over there and you will. inevitably join me and you'll be talking. like this. [Music]. too how you feeling it's kind it's sort. of like it's kind of like a uh Dick. Tracy gangster.

a modern day gangster hey what what you. want to talk about today hey well I want. to talk about the fact that I was left. all alone with my children recently by. my wife this is something that I try to. avoid if at all possible and your. children do too not because I don't love. my children but because as George. Clooney uh describes in The Descendants. which I recommend that you see it's a. good movie he considers himself the. backup parent when left with the. children he is suddenly overwhelmed with. the fact that he is not very good at.

taking care of the children and this is. how I feel when I'm left alone but. you're not you're not really saying that. you're a terrible parent you're just. saying how great of a parent your wife. is right yes ex that's really all you're. saying and as we established on an. episode in the past on the mythical. morning we have kept our kids before we. talked about what happened with their. kids and everything it involved Power. Rangers which again it involves Power. Rangers again today but okay but this. time it was two nights night one great. everything was great they slept through.

the. night night two I put shepher to bed and. as I'm putting him to bed he kind of. leans over to me this is my. three-year-old he's not a newborn to say. he slept through the night that's. something you would say about a newborn. he finally slept through the night well. no I mean they they get up and they want. water and this is a threey emergencies. and stuff yeah but that doesn't mean. they're going to sleep through the night. every night but it was kind of it was a. Flawless night everything went great. they had good dreams they didn't wake up. complaining about the boogeyman or. anything like that they've never. complained about the boogeyman actually. but they could theoretically it could.

happen but as I'm putting shepher to bed. on the second night he kind of looks at. me and he says I'm. sick I'm sick I'm sick and he sounded. like an elderly man I was like okay I'm. sick Daddy I was like okay it's gonna. it's going to be okay I don't know what. kind of sick it is I was just like just. go to sleep son and I was like thinking. oh please I hope this is nothing to. really serious that I'm have to deal. with in the. night just put in bed well.

classic fatherly deflection put her to. bed he went to bed about 8:30 9 p.m. right sleep it off. son midnight we got to midnight and. suddenly I hear from the. room. mommy. mommy mommy and I'm thinking mommy's not. here first of all I'm thinking he's. gonna be very disappointed when Daddy. comes in cuz he's forgotten that mommy. is not there mhm I walk into the room.

I see the disappointment on his face and. I say shepher what's wrong he's like I'm. sick and then I'm like what's what's. sick son he's like my stomach and I'm. like okay you and then I feel him and. he's got fever like crazy like he's I. did the whole like compare Lock's. forehead to his forehead that's the. great thing about having two kids is you. have a barometer unless they're both. feverish okay you have a control group. yeah so I put my head on lock the. control group and then I put my head my.

hand on Shephard's head and lock was. still sleepy oh yeah he doesn't even. remember any he was slept through the. whole thing Shephard definitely has a. fever so now I'm kind of beginning to. panic a little bit I'm like oh what what. am I going to do and so then I I he's. still complaining and he seems almost. inconsolable but he's talking about his. stomach so now were there any empty. toothpaste bottles around he had not. ingested toothpaste so I said and this. has worked before I've seen my wife do. this I said. if would it cuz he was not going back to. sleep I said you want to watch some.

cartoons or do you want do you want to. watch something on Netflix well that you. think that make it feel better and he. says yeah so so midnight he's you're. turning on the television yeah so and. again this probably there's some. psychologist out there he like I can't. believe they're treating their children. with television so your first plan get. over it he says do you have children no. they're therapizing people're they don't. have any experience they just go to they. go to college and then they get a. graduate degree and then they start. telling people how to raise their.

parents I actually have children I put. my my hands on both of their heads at. the same time to figure out which one. has a fever did you learn that in. Psychology school huh no you didn't you. learned that from me the parent you also. said they rais parents but they actually. they tell you how to raise your kids. which they shouldn't do they shouldn't. do you never tell anyone how to raise. their kids don't do that in the comments. with him don't criticize the parent cuz. let me tell you even if even if the. first thing the parent says is oh you're. sick go to sleep and then if they wake.

up and they say well I'm still sick they. say well you want to watch television if. that it's uncriticizable okay right. there's no holes in this parenting. philosophy because I took him out there. I said what do you want to watch he said. Power Rangers red ranger. D he's very specific about I know they. like Power Rangers but then I go on. Netflix and I realize well heck we've. got all kinds like there you Power. Rangers has like 25 different series.

that with multiple characters multiple. episodes yes Power Rangers this that. Mystic Force Dark Ranger I don't know I. I don't really pay much attention I just. knew that he wanted Red Ranger duel so I. put that on he watches that and then. he's watched it a bunch and it's. actually just one like it's like a movie. so about 15 minutes in he starts going. Mommy and at this point I'm like this. guy this he's freaking out because he's. still asking for mommy although he knows. that she's not there I've reminded him. so I'm like Shephard do you think a. different Power Rangers would help and.

he was like yeah I said what you want to. watch he's like three remember Power. Rangers Mystic. Force he's like writing his own. prescription but it's always Power. Rangers power so there's a Mystic Force. so we put Power Rangers Power Rangers. Mystic Force on and all of a sudden I'm. like this seems to be helping like he. want watches a full. episode we're we're into like 1:00 a.m. now right this is when we're all. supposed to be asleep but then I started. notice he becomes inconsolable again and.

then he starts doing this I'm about to. throw up thing oh no and I'm. like and we I grab him I take him to the. bathroom I put him in front of the. toilet and then he does that thing where. he knows he's supposed to be vomiting. but no one likes to vomit so they were. kind of holding it back but then and. then my three-year-old vomits into the. bathroom into the toilet and so then I. kind of wiped him down a little bit and. then I said that's good that you got him. there yeah yeah you know no accident and. then I said you feel better he's like. yeah you know cuz right after you vomit.

you feel great you feel better and we. take him I take him back in there and we. watched like the second episode of Power. Rangers Mystic Force mhm again towards. the end of the. episode Mommy Mommy and then he starts. what kind of makes me wonder is this. time I had a bucket though is Mystic. Force bringing on the nausea or I you. know what's really happening well I. really need a control group in this case. too I should bring my other child out. and make him just go through this as a. control group next time this happens I'm. going to bring lock out be like lock. wake up son wake up no you no I know.

you're you have to come watch Power. Rangers through the 1 a.m let's watch. some Power Rangers you have to watch. Power Rangers all night with your sick. brother because I need to figure out if. the Power Rangers are making him sick or. ifal they're helping him I think they. helped him because they distracted him. for a while but then for the next five. hours until 6:00 a.m. there was a cycle. the cycle was an EP like an average of. 1.5 episodes of Power Rangers and then. the desire to vomit and then the actual. vomiting by this time I just had a.

bucket out there and I would just pick. the bucket up and I would hold it for. him he would throw it up into it and. then I would take it and I would wash it. out he would watch another episode and. he get inconsolable start asking for Mom. I would let him throw up again this. continued until 6:00 a.m. when he. finally had thrown up all he was going. to throw up he went to sleep and he. slept until like 9:00 and then he woke. up yeah and then I actually came over. and he s he was he must have been. sleeping on the couch where he was. watching the Power Rangers cuz he was on. the couch and lock was awake and you. were coming out of the room and uh I.

said shepher have you been vomiting and. he looked at me and he said what's. that I said throwing up he was like oh. oh yeah I've been doing that and I've. been watching a lot of Power Rangers now. so I'm not going to prescribe Power. Rangers for your children uh if they're. sick but sometimes they needed. distraction and he was inconsolable so. if you're a psychologist you can you can. write your opinion tell me where I was. wrong o you've brought on the Wrath of.

psychologist there's no psychologist who. watch the show are you. crazy that's why I did it it was a setup. it was a setup leave your parenting tips. for R in the comments below and your. scaving. criticisms how we're going to end this. episode of good meth the morning spin. again I'm going to spin it lightly we're. spinning again because we need more. suggestions from you as to how we should. end episodes and there got to be things. that we can do quickly three sign off as. sock puppets I've been waiting on this. take my uh take my shoe and my sock off.

here well I'm definitely going to have. to wash my hand wow no no no you got to. no you got to go oh you got to go a sock. puppet man you have you never been a. part of like a theater group or anything. hello boys and girls head all the way. down hello boys and girls hey buddy you. think we should you think we should end. this. episode we uh we don't have any eyes but. we weren't really expecting to have to.

do this your breath smells horrible it. smells like. feet you're not. funny I was being serious but come to. think of it neither am I all right uh. thanks for watching we see you tomorrow. what is this place Go Go Power Rangers I. never what what are we what I've never. seen this place I've always been in the. dark h. I'm gonna can I go back into my.

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