Pizza Thief: The Musical

a man holds up a Papa John's and gets. free pizza let's sing about that hi I'm. Noah from North. Carolina Good Mythical. [Music]. Morning Good Mythical Morning clearing. out your pipes huh at least these pipes. those are only pipes we need to clear. out so far okay got an interesting story.

from the news that bam I'mma bring up to. you and then you can analyze it and then. you can you can see if it's going to. change your life and uh we got some. special things we want to do with this. thing um it should be fun could be. chaotic could be crazy we could regret. it but most likely will but you won't. regret being here for it all right first. of all this I I think this falls into. the heartwarming category right yeah. yeah you're ready for your heart to be.

warm makes you feel good about the world. especially if you're in the colder. regions of the earth so many so many. things make you feel bad about the world. sometimes you get a little new snippet. makes you feel good right in here right. on the left side of your chest and you. know it's it's ironic this story relates. to Pizza that sometimes when I feel bad. like I want my heart to be warmed I will. I will think to myself I want pizza. really yeah really you know the Japanese. people drink cold drinks to feel warm. well I don't mean I just mean like. emotion.

like you hear some people who you know. they eat a whole gallon ice cream I I. medicate myself with. PE with PE with PE where did that come. from which is people made from Pizza I. was making a statement then halfway. through it just like I'm not even going. to finish that just whatever comes out. of my mouth what going to happen all. right so here here here's the thing that. happened in Montana a guy decides to get. some dough by robbing a joint and and. you mean money it's not a play you're. not trying to be funny make a pun about. no I wasn't I never would do that.

honestly I wasn't even trying I know it. would have been better than that if I. was trying yep so he decides to go to. the Papa John's Pizza there in his. region of Montana and there's only one. in all of Montana no there's probably. more but there's lots of space there but. you can go like 95 miles per hour. through the drive-thru they have no. speed limit Papa Johns has no drive-thru. so he goes in and he he sticks him up he. he doesn't have a gun but he hands him a. note he has a hoodie on and.

on his face he doesn't say anything he a. note across and says I'm holding you up. give me all your money and then the. clerk starts to comply and and he starts. to give him the money and then while. he's doing it the guy the robber totally. breaks down and and becomes emotional. and just starts crying to the guy and. just saying you know I'm I'm I'm sorry. for for doing this I'm just trying to. feed my family gives them the Sab story. and just comes a wreck there in front of.

him and then the Papa John's employee I. don't think it was Papa John himself but. let's just say it was sure Papa John. himself says you know what I'll make you. some pizza I mean that's what I do I've. got pizza if your if your family's. hungry and then he threw in some chicken. wings and then the guy the guy waited. while while Papa made him the pizza I. wondered if he kept the bandan on or if. he took it off I it doesn't say in the. article well he probably had to take it. off to eat the pizza I think he ate it.

there he took it back to his family but. he waited for him to prepare the pizza. and the chicken wings and then he took. it and then he then he left and then at. the end of it that is beautiful yeah it. says but then it says police are trying. to locate the wbe robber though they. aren't sure what if any charges he might. the guy a break it was Helena Montana. yeah that's where where the Papa Johns. in Montana police chief of Helena was. quoted as. saying we'd hate to have him do this. again is that how they speak we'd hate. to have them do this again.

yep so why because you got a free pizza. yeah you don't want people coming into. the Papa John's just demanding free. pizza you don't want people thinking you. could just go into Pap Montana you can. go into Papa John's and hold them up and. then you can just get all the free pizza. you want right quite a promotion though. that'd be quite a promotion but it's. it's it's hard Rob us and get free. pizza exactly and that's that's what the. police are think sounds like a good we. should work for them they should call us. up you think they should track the guy. down no no they should open this up to.

all the whole population if you if you. hold up a Papa John you get a free pizza. for like a week in right around the. Super Bowl or something okay well here. we are right around Super Bowl it's a. little too late to develop that camp. Valentine's Day maybe. 2014 hold yeah valent Valentine's Day. Special Hold Us up get free pizza. Christmas Christmas cuz it's cold and. everyone's this when people get down on. themselves yeah right now here's the. thing if I was going to Heist a place or. hold up a place I think he Heist a bank.

if I was a hold up a place it would be a. Papa Johns I freaking love Papa Johns. have I already mentioned that when I'm. depressed I want pizza I want Papa John. I love Papa John I have noticed this now. I'm a fan of the pizza also it makes me. so happy but you won't accept anything. else it's like if there's people are. like we're thinking about dominoes or. Lil Caesars or the great on Earth and. you you always insist on Papa Johns all. right but here's the other thing that. occurred to me once I started unraveling. the the puzzle pieces of this I started.

to realize that you know the bread stick. in your mind the bread stick in my mind. and the robber he goes in and then the. person that he's robbing from decides to. decides to say you know what you're. trying to steal from me I'm going to. allow it it reminded me of the story. from L Miz you know got Jean Von and. you've got you've got the priest he's. he's stealing the candlesticks right. it's C silver silverware or something. yep I I haven't read the book in a long. time and it was in French when I was. supposed to to read it and then he just.

gave when the cop showed up ja he said. no no no no no he he I'm giving them to. him and it blew his mind like what same. way it's like I want the money you're. giving me the pizza what what what it's. just like that beautiful picture now I. haven't seen the movie leiz yeah have. you heard there's a movie yeah it's very. popular Russell cro doesn't sing well in. it but everyone sings you have heard. that and halfway is great now I'm told. that everybody sings every every every. line of the movie is in song form so. every single word so that gave me an.

idea why don't we. reenact this news story and let's do it. completely in musical form that's our. idea and what we done we we prepared um. a musical track that kind of goes. through some different different Vibes. but what we have not done is we have not. planned what we're going to sing so. let's just see how this goes I'll I'll. be the uh robber and you be Papa John. I'm just going to be the employee I. might if I feel it I'll be Papa John but.

okay but even even though he just handed. a note there's not much singing involved. so I'm just going to sing when I go into. the Papa John's just listen make it up. as you go that's what I'm going to do. okay all right Jason you're gonna you're. G to cue this thing up Center. yourself going to my musical place you. ready yes okay I'll go I'll go first. let's go. [Music].

I am. but a. man I have a. hoodie and I have a. [Music]. bandana I'll put it on my. face cuz I. want some. morning and look over there.

Papa John's beg. [Music]. me it's just. another day at Papa. John I love coming here and making. pizzas grab some. pepperoni grab some. peppers grab some a in sausage and make.

a. pie I'm going to come in right. now. I demand all your. money I'm in business I have a bandana. oh your glasses are fogging up and. that's how I know you're serious.

don't you talk me don't scare me anymore. you look like Mother Teresa but I know. it's okay I'm just going to reach here. into the cash register and get the money. that you need give me all of. [Music]. it oh this is not the. real. me I have kids to.

[Music]. feed I'm desperate I'm sorry for robbing. you. please don't. cry dry your. eyes I'm going to make you a. pie you would do that for me for you I. would do anything in fact I'm going to. throw in some muffalo wings I'm going to. grab. right here I'm making a pizza for.

you here it is this is the. best day of my. life what kind of dipping sauces do you. want I've got Ranch I've got blue cheese. have barbecue we don't carry barbecue. but we have garlic sauce. s oh.

we are so high why don't you come back. next week we are so high we can do this. again I am but a man you are but a man. and I'm a man that makes pizza for. people like you who are in need people. for. pizza pizza for people like. you pizza for people like.

Pizza like. [Laughter]. you. wow wow you might want to get out of. here cuz I'm calling the. cops yeah cuz they I think he did call. the cops wow that was emotional. exhilarating oh my goodness I'm I am. just I'm just laid bare right now I just.

I feel so vulnerable in a good. way this was wow that was something I. like that we should do that again some. other time we should do that again make. a musical out of a new story we can do. that all right what did we learn today. oh I learned that. uh we should I mean I'm I could only. make like three words rhyme yeah it's. it's I mean lay Miz didn't rhy rhy did. it I didn't watch it yeah of course not.

I mean Rhymes rhyming is for. children Rhymes are for nursy. Rhymes and wouldn't it be cool if we if. we discovered that that the guy actually. did sing in the pp John oh I'm sure he. did shout out to. Florida all right we appreciate everyone. watching today but we especially want to. give a shout out to the State of Florida. all you peeps in Florida Hala Florida. your name means Feast of flowers and.

that's weird Florida shout out to you. because you averaged 10 deaths a year. due to. Lightning Florida you're the home of. Crystal River the only place in North. America where it's legal to swim with. manatees I dream of that a lot shout out. to you Florida because whenever I hear. about someone's face getting eaten off. it it's usually happened there and of. course you're a peninsula if a giant. needed to pick up the United States he. would probably grasp you.

you that's why we love you. [Music].