Odd Self-Defense Techniques

we've got some self-defense techniques. for your mama let's talk about that good. mythical morning Mother's Day is rapidly. approaching. and we've all got them some of us love. them more than others love theirs but. let's not get into that let's just. remain positive went there especially. since it's the top of the episode and. we're willing to give you advice we. asked you on Facebook to ask us and now.

we've taken some of those facebook. wishes related to moms love this we're. gonna answer these Nathan cook X how do. you acquire a means of self defense for. mothers to use something that will put a. man down in a single shot but that looks. feminine and elegant. well Nathan you're specifically. requesting something that allows a woman. or a mom to maintain her femininity and. her elegance while she's kicking butt. and taking names. well incidentally that question was.

answered in a 1947 instructional video. that we will show you now. [Music]. and we actually produce that video that. was one of our first videos but if you. want something that seems a little bit. more modern a little bit more with it. there needs to check out Dark Magician. 70s instructional video featuring I.

think this is his daughter and maybe. steps on or some someone else yeah two. techniques step to the side and hammer. fist or same thing step to the side grab. squeeze and pull oh okay. well I'm staying away from that girl. well trained okay but you specifically. requested self-defense tips for moms and. so we have compiled a list of.

self-defense tips from moms that are. reliant upon very stereotypically mama. SH things here you go. okay so I've got the first one I'm. calling this self-defense technique for. moms the gold dust what most moms don't. realize is that they are pretty much all. carrying around one of the most. dangerous weapons on the market the bag. of goldfish crackers hmm an attacker. comes up just take your hand down into. the bottom of that satchel and pull out.

the dust and blind the attacker oh I. think they do this in pro wrestling too. but they they don't use go and if you. get the extra sharp cheddar cheese once. it's even stinger in sharper yeah that's. why they call it sharp how about this. the casserole now this emphasis on roll. this requires that you be you move to a. high place so if you're being a chased. by someone go to a high point like the. top of the hill and as the and you also. requires having a casserole in your.

hands I don't know what this is that's a. mom's always have a clock in her. backpack in their hands and your. attacker comes up to you present the. casserole towards their face as they. begin to smell it and take it as. goodness goodness just push it into. their face and they will most likely. take it and roll down the hill and you. will be safe one has a roll what a waste. of a good casserole I recommend the. chicken and Ritz cracker topped. casserole for this Technol have the. chicken with some poppy seed you can pop. a sea caster don't go through a drug. test after getting that puppies oh man.

I love those failed can we just talk. about the poppy seed chicken casserole. for the rest of the episode there's. opium in those bodies no that's not. alright my next technique is the are you. pregnant. much now this requires a not being. pregnant and be wearing a fake pregnant. belly walking around because what. attackers like to do is they like to. come up and say oh are you pregnant. what do you do can I touch it and that's. when you got them because then you say. sure you can touch my pregnant belly huh. you're not a weirdo for asking me that. yeah and then when they touch it the key.

is you've got a Taser in there Oh. taser belly yeah I read Eenadu not. pregnant and then they ask you can't put. a Taser next to the actual baby you got. to face it the right direction until. they're my belly buttons popping cuz I'm. pregnant I get a lot of Taser I guess I. would say go with the casserole okay. well how about the baby sling sneak. attack this is a little touch-and-go. because you have to actually convince. your attacker to get into one of those. baby slings that you're all you're. wearing.

doesn't sound this is probably this is. probably a small attacker kind of a role. reversal so he's trying to attack you. and you're like oh we're getting this. sling first yeah yeah yeah you got okay. I got a talk sometimes putting a little. treat in there I'm totally will you a. piece of dark chocolate or whatever the. attacker prefers you put it into the the. sling they get in there and as soon as. they get comfortable you just close the. sling over their face suffocate them. we're just pet make them pass out or. until they submit and then let them go. on their way works every time. maybe slings sneak attack totally.

totally reasonable okay mine involves. bait too it's called the PB&J 'b oh my. own word moms moms always have some PB&J. around what you do is whenever you're. during you encounter an attacker you. just offer the attack or a spoonful of. peanut butter which by all accounts is. totally irresistible then while they're. knocking on the peanut butter you jab. them in the face might get some peanut. butter on your yourself and that's the. beauty of it is that.

it lessens the blow to your hand. what with of the jab it's not nearly as. painful to you but still is effective to. the attacker mm-hm and they get a little. nutrition in the process and if they're. allergic to peanut butter. thank God double whammy right okay. they're probably over they probably. wouldn't take it they probably know that. though but if but then they would all. they would climb in your baby sling and. still got him and finally the dirty. diaper this is a little bit like a water. balloon attack except they're not water. balloons their diapers and they're full.

of poop I mean think about that coming. at you forget your head yeah you already. knew that right Javier Ramirez asks how. do they work how do they work. Javier how do they work constantly. Javier moms are constantly working as a. matter of fact they've got the most. thankless profession on the planet. constantly working never being thanked. cleaning up poop telling you not to pick.

your boogers shuttling to and fro. children of all ages room just things. reminding you to not get tattoos before. you're of age and just totally making. you into the person that you are yeah. mom's thank you mom's thank you my mom. sits him and my mom Diane I love you I. love you more than he loves his mom and. thank you that's not true sue mom never.

called you sue before but I am now just. important much I love you and thank you. to our wives yes also moms my wife who I. love more than he loves his wife Hey no. that is also a mom in my line more. brownie points right my wife Christy who. I don't have to tell anyone but you that. I love you know that I love my much to. anybody a for the world they're they're. white say I love my wife who's a mom and. my kids also love my kids which means I. love my wife. Thank You moms for everything that you.

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