Never Tweet These 12 Things

careful what you tweet for let's talk. about. [Music]. that good mythical morning you're just. living life and sometimes when you're. living life you need advice and. sometimes when you need advice you ask. unqualified people on the internet and. we're two of those unqualified people. and here's some advice take it or leave. it can I read this first one to you oh. sure link Katie and kitty well she goes. by Kitty Walker that's questionable no.

no that's a good name k Kitty have a bad. name kitty kitty kitty kitty that's how. I call a cat oh link youg sorry Katie an. I like you as a person and I do like. your name your question is what is. unacceptable to tweet about okay people. do a lot of things wrong on Twitter and. uh you've asked a good question and. we're going to give some good answers. okay first thing don't retweet. compliments pretty self-explanatory. right just take it just take it and run.

with it you don't have to rebroadcast it. to the world we know you're great your. name's Kitty hey guys someone just. complimented my name you know you just. how's that going to work you got another. one. don't lots of people do this and I do. not enjoy it don't say hello Twitter. good morning Twitter or good night. Twitter signing off Twitter's not a. person first of all you don't need to. communicate to them in that way and. second of all we don't care when you get.

up and when you go to bed just let your. first and your last tweet be your first. and your last tweet don't you don't have. to tell us you're signing off come on. now oh but you're also saying don't. tweet about going to bed either no later. peace hitting the hay I don't need any. of that just do it just do it just go to. sleep because we know you're not. actually going to sleep and tweeting at. the same time think about it you. couldn't do that you couldn't actually. tweet and go to sleep at the same. time nope you don't understand what I'm. saying I agree here's a here's a big one.

do not take a picture tweet a picture of. your feet while taking a dump I know. it's tempting I know a lot of times. you're using the John and you're on the. social media we all do it no shame there. Kitty no shame there but you look down. you're like what am I going to take a. picture of all you can see is your feet. right that's my question is that's a. cool picture look my shoes and I'm on. the John have you actually seen these.

tweets from people I've gotten real. close to doing it but what what do you. what what do you take a picture of then. I don't take any pictures in the. bathroom my point is don't take any. pictures but definitely don't you're. tempted you look down you're like well. there there oh I get a nice shot no. don't do that I don't care what kind of. filters you got I've never looked at my. feet and PR tempted to take a photo of. well that's the difference between me. and you and. Kitty uh don't tweet a photo of your. Starbucks the the name on your Starbucks. cup being misspelled okay oh yeah they.

put a eye where I've got an eye they put. it happens they're trying they're trying. so hard it's just not original it well. it doesn't the reason why it's. misspelled is because it doesn't matter. Kitty with one t is still pronounced. Kitty don't hashtag anything with or. maybe it's kitey life in it like model. life I see this all actor life you see. this all the time musician life yeah. people are like uh writing songs 3:00. a.m. whatever comes to me musician life. come on now really now unless you're an.

animal because if you're like doing. something very dolphin like at 3:00 a.m. and you're like dolphin life I'm into. that if you're a dolphin if you're a. dolphin or I think maybe a gorilla or a. chimpanzee is probably tweeted chimp. chimp life if you do chimp life retweet. from me every time so you're tell after. life I'm like unfollow you're telling me. that you follow Dolphins gorillas and. chimpanzees on Twitter I'm saying that I. will when that becomes a thing I'm. thinking ahead.

don't tweet about working out please. enough saidy tweets oh goodness gracious. don't do that throwback Thursday joke. and like show a picture of an embryo. like some in utero. picture that yeah that somebody did that. a long time ago you don't have to do it. now we know it's you just got it from. Google it's not your actual in utero. picture they didn't even have that when. you were a kid are you still talking to. Kitty because she hasn't done that I'm. talking to anyone who might be tempted. to do that um quit particip ipating in.

follow Friday it was a bad idea well it. was a good idea for like a week whoa. whoa whoa unless unless you're going to. say follow us yeah yeah you can do or a. dolphin or any animal that has taken to. Twitter and is actually an animal. tweeting not a person doing it for like. a fake animal account you can follow. those people on Friday and encourage. others to follow them um I believe that. you should use one. hashtag a tweet could have one tweet. yeah these people who are like #. Sunshine # weather's awesome # Beach #.

swimming # Tan Lines we understand. you're at the beach you're having a. great time just do # Beach life or don't. do Beach life just say hashtag unless. you're a beach if you're a beach you can. do Beach life. uh don't tweet about food unless you've. just set an eating record you know what. I'm saying like if if you're just having. a great hot dog experience the hot dog. but if you just ate like 27 hot dogs in. a 30 second period you can tweet about. that that's acceptable.

uh don't tweet about a new outfit unless. you made. it okay and finally uh don't tweet about. like you're on day two of a certain pair. of underwear day two same briefs we. don't need to know that kind of detail. you've seen that Ivy balling as bowling. balling she asked uh why tweet why not. some other animal related sound I guess. for the title of uh what the post is. called yeah not advised deep question.

take your time which brings us to the. announcement that we're happy to make we. have invented our own micro blogging. application ladies and gentlemen it's. called Croaker it's a a frog logo and. every post is a croak I think it's a. toad I want to be a toad look okay it's. it could be a. toad it could be that here's how it. works you just connect your existing. Twitter to the kroer account and when. you die all your tweets become croes.

you get that you get that or maybe just. the last one maybe it should just be the. last one it should be all of. them sign up today you want to be the. number one person on. kroer post. humously I want to be the first person. get your guitar let's sing the. song I think that coker's a good. idea you know what day it is it's. Thursday.

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I don't even know what what's going to. happen it's one of those. days and more advice more advice maybe I. don't know I'm full of it I'm full of it. yeah you can say that again link is a. statue at an art. museum kids kids kids if you want to. gather around uh this is one of our. really special pieces now you don't. don't touch it now I can touch it. because uh well you know I work here and. as you can see it's very lifelike we we.

we did a lot most statues don't have arm. hair that you can actually pull and kind. of manipulate like this don't touch the. statue oh my goodness that's a little. strange he normally doesn't do that okay. anyway a really cool thing about this. statue is that these glasses are real. glasses don't touch the statue oh my my. goodness you're ruining it you're. ruining it. again just be still anyway kids any one. of you guys want to try these on don't. let the kids wear my glasses yeah there.

you go Bobby yeah these are prescription. yeah the statue is blind in his left eye. Bobby give me my. glasses the one time I've been on the. Metro in La Silverman was on there and. he was fully silver fully silver kids s. that was pretty awesome never meet your. Heroes that's what they say oh we didn't. talk to them.