NERF Firing Squad ft. Our Kids

in this video we're going to be blasted. with every single Nerf dart that our. kids own let's do. [Music]. that good mythical morning thank you for. joining us today today could turn out to. be I predict a very painful episode. we've had painful episodes in the past. but this one my friends could. potentially take the cake um.

but maybe we'll learn something in the. process I don't think we're going to. learn anything but I think once again. we're going to do something for your. entertainment that involves us going. through pain and our children and Nerf. blasters now you may hear a lot of them. off camera here occasionally like some. plastic rattling and that kind of thing. that's because right off camera here we. have all five of our children they're. being as quiet as they possibly can be. right now uh but the deal is is that we. wanted to bring them on the show today. because something is overt taken both of.

our households and that is Nerf blasters. you've seen these things we have a bunch. on the table behind us right here um. these are the the Nerf blasters they. know they know what they are shoot the. little darts out every I think everybody. knows what they are I well I didn't. until my son brought one home because I. didn't have these as a child really I. did I had a Nerf football now now the. thing that I did not have a full. appreciation for how it could change my. lifestyle as a father now whenever I go. home I am like the human target like I'm.

just I go around a corner and I'm just. flinching waiting for a Nerf dart to hit. me in the in the well I've been hit. everywhere well you have built in eye. protection though because really the. only thing that you really have to worry. about when it comes to these things is. is the eyeballs I've got big eyeballs. that really bug out of my head there's a. great chance of me getting hit in those. when you fire it at me so one of the. rules in my house is you can't shoot. Daddy but somehow daddy gets shot quite. AIT bit anyway which shows you how well.

of a hold I have on my household not too. good you're also a big Target I am okay. so before we get to the main event we. want to bring on our. residential residential resident. resident experts uh my son Lincoln and. lock Red's son uh on in. boys all right now pull up the chair. pull up a chair I want you to understand. something scoot up here these guys scoot. your chair up number one they're a lot. smaller than we are but we're not going.

to adjust for the headro okay number two. like this and talk U number two how are. you guys doing that's number two number. two we're doing good real good yeah yeah. now on a scale of 1 to 10 how obsessed. with Nerf blasters are you guys 10 10. that was quick can of give us a rundown. on what you I'm sorry you had a question. oh I was just wondering what is this. what kind of jacket do you have on here. this is my Nerf Tactical V that can hold. four magazines a sword two guns and 12. darts.

and tell us about your your arsenals um. at our houses we have what do you have. and then I have a gun rack that I have. like six or seven guns on with a mle. what kind what what kinds of blasters do. you have what are their names I have a. submachine. gun and what do you have L wow uh I have. like this big one it's called the. Hailfire it's like a revolver with all. the Clips in the revolver it's like a. revolver with it's a magazine fed.

revolver revolver and what do you guys. what kind of research do you guys do on. the topic um I just watch videos we go. to YouTube you Lear um we learn actually. we learn a little bit about spring. powered stuff we learned how to modify. blasters taking out air structors making. it so it can load D pretty exciting. stuff what's the most important factor. in a good Blaster we talking uh rain.

accuracy Lincoln for me it's probably. accuracy or range accuracy or range for. me it's depends on what mood I'm in it's. for accuracy and range because I'm a. sniper or a or a heavy assault one okay. all right guys now L Lo why do why do. you uh I told you not to shoot me why do. you shoot me from time to time um. because it's actually just really. fun okay it's a Nerf blaster so nobody's. going to get hurt you you're kind of.

being wimped if you think they hurt oosh. and Lincoln what is our role in our. house uh no shooting in the face in my. house we can't shoot inside man yeah it. sucks okay so this is what we've decided. to do uh you're going to bring in your. your your brothers and sister The Gangs. all invited to get it all out of your. system we have every gun that you every. Nerf blaster that you guys own and every. single Dart that you own is on this. table and on your vest here and you're.

going to unload it on us while we're. blindfolded I actually left like two or. three home though okay well it'll still. be awesome I think you got plenty so. let's do it thank. you as you can see we are. blindfolded that's for eye protection. and for dramatic effect and our children. our Offspring as precious as they are. are poised to blast us into eternity. with every Blaster and Dart that they.

have in their possession kids are you. ready to. unleash Nerf Heck on us Lily are you. ready yes Shephard are you ready yes. lock are you ready what do you think oh. I think you are nicely played son yes. you are Lincoln are you ready of course. Lando are you. ready okay well I I picture him giving. it the thumbs up right now yep two. fingers in the mouth equals one thumbs.

up okay here we go guys we're going to. count down from Seven why not uh and. then we're going to say blast and you. guys can Blast. Away y seven 6 5 4 3 2 1. blast oh get everyone's hitting you I'm. not being why. you oh oh oh.

in my mouth what in my. mouth oh it hurts it hurts I got shot in. the tongue. dude I got Keep It Coming kids bring it. yeah you guys the. nose you guys got nothing you got. nothing well you're getting really. pelted over there I can.

hear I. hear oh. oh I got three in the mouth they went in. the mouth yes oh and. stay yeah go for the tall. one what's going on over there. oh go where did that kiss you in the in. the in the eye that to my dad was it a.

mega it hurt it's a. sniper no don't shoot the crazy big ones. don't shoot. oh I wish I brought my RPG oh and the. ball the. ball all right you get everybody grab a. everybody grab a something to. fire I got hit right in this ice what. you doing. reloading oh that hit me in the ice.

whoa I've got one right oh is that a. kid oh he bit me on the head I stepped. on his finger you getting tired. no I'm sho I'm shooting a slug at you. now no no shoot little ones oh as long. as you aim at him we're. good oh Dad I'm not a for him. a oh oh the.

LX I'll take away all your. ner that was L I got all right guys you. done are you done 7 6 5 4 3 2. 1 okay okay okay that's it you're done. no not it you're done okay guys good job. I'll give you a hand here I ate three. darts stop like literally put the guns. down we going to go collect we surrender.

we surrender what's going. on right you get. [Applause]. everybody I ate three darts I did not I. got one right there in the left eye it's. still a little bit blurry but I didn't. need any those are toxic you know that. thank you for liking and commenting on. this video it makes a difference you. know what time it is hi guys my name is. Cody Williams I'm from Pennsylvania and. you know what time it is time to spin. the wheel of mythicality if you like to.

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oh my I just. got oh don't bite don't bite if you're. going to do it do it in slow. motion okay so guys are you talking back. there this is probably a good time for. me to let you know that the the reason. we let you do that is because.

we're that's bad.