NASA Sends Poetry to Martians

more than 1,000 ha coup are being sent. to Mars let's talk about. [Music]. that good mythical morning thanks for. making us a part of your daily routine. every week day we do this every day. Monday through Friday all right Rett. people out there in the mythical worlds. check this out real any of you on Mars. This is especially for you more than.

1,000 Hau that's Japanese poetry you're. familiar with this right yeah I I went. to school will be going. to NASA's spacecraft Maven that's an. acronym for Mars atmosphere and volatile. Evolution missile is on its way on a. journey to the red planet this November. and thanks to a contest put on by the. University of Colorado 1,000 ha cou will. be on board we're going to blow up Mars. with ha cou is a missile it is called a. missile but it is a satellite but I I.

have we notified the Martians I think. that's just how it's going to get there. right it's it's it's a benign missile. but a missile when I hear missile or. missile I think this is a threat I we're. blowing up Mars with a with 1,000 High. coup that's how you do it yeah you do it. with poetry if you've ever wondered how. to obliterate a planet it's with five. syllables seven syllables and then five. more syllables oh you know how Haus are. structured ha is it what's the plural of.

Haiku Haiku and in in in Japan they're. not syllables they're just sounds it. works a little bit differently but I of. course I know all about it also read the. other way I'm also an origami Master. back in May the going to Mars. competition invited the public to submit. poetry that would be included on the. spacecraft during its mission to study. Mars's. uper upper atmosphere I don't know what. happened to my brain right then. receiving a transition from Mars. sometimes transmission I can't even. correct myself correctly you want me to. take over I mean I can read too.

I can read English I can read I'm doing. more than reading I'm processing Mr. fancy well maybe that's what's wrong did. you submit a Hau no I did not but I I. don't believe in this program I don't. understand we're sending a missile to. either blow up Mars or explore the upper. atmosphere we're sending High cou what. how are the hi cus getting there like. are they on sheets of paper it wasn't my. idea who's going to read them Mar. martians cannot a martians don't exist I. mean we already know this we've roved. around on the surface for years on the.

other side it's just it's kind of other. side of the tree kind of thing hide and. seek scenario I doubt it they're there. and who care why they won't care about. English anyway they won't know English. and they probably won't be in the ha. coup it's the most boring form of poetry. ever uh oh enemies being made send them. the latest Kanye joint enemies being. made you know send them with some Rhythm. hiou I want to read the top five haikus. that the contest um decid that receive. the most votes okay it's just a.

publicity stunt for this thing send them. that performance Miley Cyrus did at the. VMS send that to the Marans and then. they'll blow us up number one it's funny. they named Mars after the God of War. have a look at. Earth that's from Benedict Smith in the. UK that must be why I don't get it. because it's a I get it he's saying how. ironic how uh hypocritical of us. earthlings to call another planet uh to. name them Mars after the God of War when.

we're just sitting here killing one. another that's sad that's a downer. that's not what it means all but is true. though I will give him that much hold on. we should at least the if these are. going to be this heavy we should at. least introduce some heavy music to go. along with these like heavy metal no. just you know heavy like moody moody. music okay let's play some mood music. vanab a resident of the United States of. America submitted submitted this one. yeah I like the name Vanna on a woman.

cue the music 36 million miles of. whispering welcome Mars you called us. [Music]. home I just don't get the I I get it. this woman believes that life began on. Mars and then came here on a meteor. which I think could be true and she's a. an American Vanna not very American of. her uh okay um this next one is from. Louisa Santoro and ital.

she's Italian so we should do some. Italian music okay under there and we. should eat some Italian food do we have. any spaghetti please they don't actually. have spaghetti in it. ital cue the music I probably don't have. to say cu the music you just need to. read them it's just a judgment call in. post okay stars in The Blue Sky. cheerfully observe the Earth is that. what you think an Italian Talk's like no. I I was about to do that stars in the. blue sky they that's how they talk I was.

that's not how they they speak Italian. this is probably written in Italian it's. amazing that it came out 575 can I do. this in my own way yeah stars in The. Blue Sky cheerfully observe the. Earth while we long for them are you. happy yeah that's good while we long for. them that one was kind of weak also. these are the top five vote gets I got I. got two more are you on the edge of your. seats mythical Beast Greg puit in Idaho. that's in the United States of America.

um he submitted this one Idaho we should. do some potatoes music potato music. Irish play some play an Irish folk song. distant red planet the dreams of Earth. beans flow we will someday roome he. thinks we're going to live on Mars. should have gone with Kanye or Miley I'm. just telling you this is very weak. people and finally they're not going to. think much of us Fanny rinsky from. Hungary no I like the name Fanny on a. woman also.

yeah that means something different in. the UK than it does here did you know. that my grandma's name is Fanny so I'm. much props to Fanny here. okay Mars your secret is unknown for. Humanity we want to know. you there's nobody to know I mean. there's no people there Fanny's not. watching listen I these are weak I. anticipated this I wrote my own ha coup. that you know I think they should send. to Mars because these are super they're.

serious the contest is over well I don't. care I just not it's never too late I. mean it's I I wrote one too so okay. really um mine has a title can you title. A ha cou mine's called Mars what gives. go wild Mars what hey Mars what gives. what type of music do you want upbeats I. want I I want some hip hop to play under. this we send Mars rovers we send Mars. satellites why Mars sends nothing. back what gives Mars you can't you can't.

say the tius part of it that breaks the. rule listen is there a character limit. it's a freaking cdrom or a computer disc. of some kind it doesn't M I can say all. I want there's no. rules are you okay I'm upset about this. who knew he'd get so upset all right uh. no music under mine really okay Mars. ain't no place to raise your kids in. fact it's cold.

I'm a Rocket. Man rocket man. but. WR Elton John I'm familiar with the song. yeah I've heard it on many a jukebox but. I I don't know the lyrics to that point. okay martians have at it I hate I hate. to break it to you the thing's not even. going to land it's just going to circle. around Mars yeah this is a big fail this. is a huge fail all right you know what. time it is nope I'm Dr for indana it's.

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