Motorcycle Gang Fight with Chuck Testa

Chuck, is it cool if we hang out and. shoot an episode here? Nope. This is. Cupcake and this is Gunther and we're. from the Kentucky Reptile Zoo. Good. mythical morning. [Music]. Good mythical morning. Today's episode. is brought to you by Culas, the guys. with the goods. the goods, including the. Dynamite fire starter. Starts fires. It.

looks like dynamite, but it's not. We. find ourselves not in our normal studio, but in Chuck Tesa's showroom today, full. of dead animals. We just shot a scene. for a music video that you will see. soon. But hey, let since we're here, let's just shoot the breeze. Thanks for. thanks for having us uh in your. showroom. And thanks for being a guest. You're the first guest on Good Mythical. Morning that season that sat in between. us. Really? Yeah. Yeah. How does it feel. to separate us? Well, it's kind of.

uncomfortable. How does it feel to be. flanked by us? That's even more. uncomfortable or awkward. Well, flanked. It just means being on the side of one. Well, I understand what flank means, but. if unless anyone's really been flanked. by you two guys, they have no idea what. it's like to be in the middle. Uh, we. could charge money for people to be. flanked by us. I'm thinking so. I'm. thinking it could be or you could do a. prize at a show or something. Win a free. flanking. Let's move on. I want to talk about a. dream. I want to talk about a dream that. I had last night. But let let's at least.

get a quick update. You're still doing. your taxiderermy tips every Tuesday on. your on your channel. Yes, I am. So, let's go ahead and plug that. Yeah, please subscribe to my channel, please. And I think I have professional help. now, so it should be better or at least. I got a kid to help me. It's great. I. mean, if if you're interested in. taxiderermy, you must subscribe to uh to. Chuck's channel. What What are you. working on lately? Um lately? Um well, I. just did an injecting tip. What? Injecting antlers with Oh, I can't say.

that because you can't have. formaldahhide. Okay. So, I injecting. antlers with another substance that is. very similar. So, what happens to it? Well, you inject it and it preserves it. The antlers, the fuzz on them. Oh, yeah. This is not Chuck's channel, though. We. can't go into Yeah. Don't don't get me. cuz see guys you give me something I go. like here then I'll go there. Let's not. talk about taxes. That's on your. channel. So last night I had this dream. I just thought I would share it with you. and uh also with you guys and just maybe. there are interpretations. I don't know.

what this dream means. I don't know if. it should have a meaning. I hope it. doesn't. But I I don't remember all of. it. But it's kind of coming back to me. in pieces. I was I walked into this bar, but I was like in a like in a gang. It. was almost like a biker gang, but we. didn't have bikes. But we did wear like. leather. That seems about right. Yeah, we're wearing leather. So, we go in and. we were meeting with another rival gang. Like there was like five of us. What? And there was and we sit down as No. one's in the No one's in this shady bar.

except us. And I was not the leader of. the gang. I think you were there about. like you know how it was like half the. time you were there. I remember the. other half of the time you weren't there. in the dream. It's like you would you'd. become somebody else. Did I have like on. just just a leather vest and nothing. underneath it? Cuz that's how I picture. myself. No, I it that part's hazy. But the link. I wore my helmet into the bar. I. remember that. I kept I'm not taking my. helmet off. What kind of biker are you. wearing a helmet? What kind of guy is he. that he can remember my dream, but that. just shows you how connected you are.

I'm just trying to add I'm trying to add. detail. Really scary. I'm trying to add. interest to this dream. So, we go in and. we're meeting with this rival gang. We. sit down at this long table. Looks kind. of like a picnic table. Oh, and before. we went in, this is like from Sons of. Anarchy. That's That's how you got this. It's kind of like that vibe because they. had that meeting with the other gang and. at the bar. Yeah, I guess that's what it. is. I haven't watched any of those. recently, but it must might be in there. in my brain. It was a patchover. Patchover party. Yeah. So then before we. go in, the leader of the gang is like,

"We're gearing up for a a shootout kind. of thing." But he hands me a gun and. when he hands it to me, I look at it and. it is a flare gun. He's handed me a. flare gun. And I remember thinking, "This is a flare gun." But I didn't say. anything. I was just like, "Okay, you. could distract somebody." It's like, I've got like one shot briefly with of a. flare. I was like, if if things start to. go bad, what about I'm supposed to call. for help and call for help. Like if I'm. stranded in the middle of the Listen, I'm telling you right now, if I shot a. if I was point blank range, I shot you.

with a flare gun. You go blind. Maybe. permanently, at least temporarily. But. you only get one shot. But I'd shoot him. in the stomach so it makes a nice flame. out like that. You You've done this before. I What. year? What year is this? He's He's. thought about it. Statues of. limitations. So we go in and we sit down. and then we're having the negotiations. and they're not going well. And then as. expected, the leader of the other gang. stands up and then I I think he's just. about to open fire, but he reaches out. and he pulls up a huge backpack and like.

puts it on. And there's like swords all. in it. It's like like he's a samurai. swordsman and all I'm thinking is well. I've got a flare gun. I don't think they. carry them in a backpack typically. They. were in a backpack and they were like. coming out everywhere, you know, and I was I was reaching for. that flare gun and then that's all I. remember. Okay, Chuck, what do you Let's. Let's give Lincoln a dream. interpretation. What do you think this. says about him? What's going to happen. to him or what has happened to him? And.

well, I think that he really wants to be. a real man someday. So, so this dream about being a biker, you know, since I am an ex- biker or if. you can be an ex- biker, you know. Okay. Once a biker since, yeah, since I. actually am one and don't have to have. dreams about being one. I can interpret it as a, you know, some. kind of wanting to be a man kind of. dream. A masculinity inferiority dream. What about What about the flare gun, though? Well, the flare gun just shows.

you he hasn't uh he's still a prospect. He hasn't uh got his full patch to where. he can have a gun gun in the club. You. know how the hierarchy works. Okay. Yeah. Okay. And then what about the. swords? Well, the swords, God, that's. just got me baffled because I never. bring a knife to a gunfight. So, it's. just that didn't make a lot of sense. But what about a flare gun fight? Because I think I could if you had a. flare gun and I had a samurai sword, I. think I could take you out. No. Well, if.

I miss. Yeah. Yeah. Exactly. Okay. Why are we talking about this? Because my dream wasn't nothing like. this. Oh, you had a dream? Yeah. I have. a reoccurring dream that I'm driving. aimlessly in the Hollywood Hills. Really? Looking for some place I'm. supposed to know where it is and you. never find it. I never find it. So, what. does that say about me? How long you. been? How long How long you been having. this dream? Like I don't know. How old. am I? Like 40 years. I don't know. A.

long time. Really? For real? No. I'm not. making Hollywood Hills, right? Because. my grandpa lived in there in Echo Park. somewhere. Okay. And he had this thing. with vineyards and everything back when. LA wasn't like it is now, you know, he. had property. Property. Well, no, it's. it used to be like nice and then so I'm. trying to find a property, you know. Oh, this. So, you know you're looking for. the property. I think I'm pretty sure I. know I'm looking for the property. You. might just be looking for purpose. Well, that's what I think. It's some kind of.

thing like what did I miss when I was a. kid? I'm on my journey, you know? Well, maybe it has something to do with like. uh pursuing fame. Really? Yeah. The Hollywood Hills, man. That's where the famous people live. Well, you've wanted to be famous your. entire life. I don't think so, but. maybe. Deep down inside subconsciously. Really? Yeah. What are you some kind of. doctor? I do have a degree. I have an. engineering degree. You know what the. irony of this is though? What if in your. dream you had a flare gun? You could.

just fire that thing and whoever you're. looking for could come to you. Well, see. that's where we got to team up in our. dream. Now, apparently I got to link up. with Link because R can already. interpret Link's or be in I'm in his. dream. So now if I could just link up. with Link in my dream. Then I got the. flare gun. Dream about me. dream about. me and I'll give you a You know that. just is so disturbing in so many ways. You know it's disturbing. Link goes into. the Hollywood Hills, finds the location.

He fires the flare gun. You drive. towards the That's what this is about. That is what it's about. You drive to. that and I save him in the bar fight. with the bikers. You bring a real gun. because because I bring me and my. brothers a real gun. A real gun. You. have a one-on-one fight. I would like. someone to illustrate this or animate it. where I'm with the flare gun in the bar. on top of the Hollywood Hills and Chuck. comes in and just eradicates the. samurai. What do I do? What do I do? You're You're just sleeping. You're No,

you're sitting at the bar drinking a. beer. I guess you're the barkeep. Yeah. Who give you that? You know where I know. where he is. He's with all the chicks. We're all the biker chicks when this is. going on. That's true. I mean, I am in a. just a leather vest. See, there you go. That's like a Oh, I see. You're like the. uh what do you call it? The decoy. They. also like men in helmets. You know about that. They're safe. Yeah. Yeah. That guy's not going to get a head. injury anytime soon. They made me wear a. helmet against my will. Who's they in.

your dream? No, no, no. In real life. The state of California. State of. California. Okay. You're trying to get. political. No, I'm not. I'm not. I'm. just saying if I want to run into a. truck going 120 miles an hour, that. should be my choice, right? I think so. Yeah. I think I mean, but if. you have like a minor on your helmet. with you, I mean on your bike. On my. helmet? Yeah. Like you should put a baby. on top. Well, if I have minor on your. helmet, if I have a minor on my bike, the minor always wears a helmet cuz.

under 16, they got to wear a helmet. But. then if you hit your head, the and and. it's not helmeted, the minor will be in. danger. Uh, it's not true. Yeah. Sure. Sure it is true. I've I think it's true. How do we get off on the helmet thing? I. don't know. We've covered a lot of. interesting subjects, including dreams. and dream interpretations, bikers. helmets, uh helmet laws. Why don't we um. It's hot in here, Chuck. What do you do? You have an air conditioning? No. Well, listen. Okay. How we end every. episode of Good Mythical Morning. You.

know this because you watch the show, right? Absolutely. What do we do? You. spin the magic mythical what are we. going to end the show with wheel? He. does watch it. Okay. You want to do the. honor of spinning the wheel? It's right. behind you. And it's it's make believe. It is make believe. Spin spin it. counterclockwise. Counter Oh crap. Yeah. Actually, just counterclockwise. Spin. it. Well, it's bigger in the back. It's. further back than that. It's further. back. It's bigger than normal. Okay. Okay. Yeah, it is. Well, isn't it like. the Wheel of Fortune? Yeah, that's what. I thought I saw. Or the Price is Right. No, it's much smaller. Oh, okay. Okay.

Go for it. Oh, you did it. Okay. Here it. goes. Where's the sound effect? It'll be. added later. It's added later. Yeah, we. have Jason. That's what Jason does. Okay. Okay. It's up. It's about about to. hit the red mark. No, it just missed it. Okay. It landed on uh Chuck and Rhett. are frightened of Link every time he. takes his glasses off. I'm scared of. them with his glasses. Well, you're more. scared with it when they're off. Hey.

guys, what what's up? I didn't know you. guys were hanging out without me. Oh, I. I got to clean my. What's What What's wrong, guys? Please. don't do that. There's something on my. head. Please don't. Something on my. glasses. I don't No. Can Can you. run run? I can't get out cuz you didn't. know my way. Come on, guys. You're. You're probably still in the shot. You. still need to be freaking out. Yeah, I'm. pretty freaked out. [Music].