Moss Man Lives! - Gutless Wonders Part 3

our dreams consist of a fortunetelling. taxi cab driver a manmade of moss and a. hippie let's read about that I'm Nick. from BC Canada Good Mythical. [Applause]. [Music]. Morning Good Mythical Morning this. episode is brought to you by the r link. Community where you can create drawings.

among many other things upload them and. then discuss them we're going to. continue our reading today of our. screenplay we wrote when we were 14. called gutless wonders uh when last we. read well first of all if you this is. part three so watch part one and part. two before you watch part three if you. haven't seen part one and part two when. last we read I revealed that my dog had. an amazing trick he could dress himself. he was going to be on the local news in. order to prepare I went and got a.

haircut of course and then who wouldn't. so we still haven't gone on the news yet. don't know what's happening there and. that's where we pick up after that. Cliffhanger this is called uh this the. beginning scene today is called the. Smitty. scene which is totally unrelated this is. a this is a new storyline that we're. introducing and we it's very short fade. in show show scenery where Smitty is. Smitty has on a. helmet okay closeup of Smitty's face. breathing hard and concentrating Mini.

Takes a running start and attempts to do. cartwheels bait out that's it that's the. scene for that scene don't know what we. were thinking we were planning a seed of. stupidity I I don't think anything Grew. From the seed though scene five dream. sequences here we go fade in shot of the. full moon oh cut to Rhett getting in bed. show upper body Rhett is swaying and. staggering widen as he sits down close. in on him removing high heels.

Rhett lays back close up on Face camera. rotates around while keyboard music. plays keyboard. music read that right dream screen is. still rotating and slowly stops Music. Stops red is laying in the woods show. face zoom out to show Woods red here is. a taxi cab man okay now before we read. this uhuh we have we we pre-read this. and uh what we are about to read can be.

could be understood and probably should. be understood as somewhat racist H um. and we're going to read it because we. are reading directly from the. 14-year-old R and links from rural North. rural rural North. Carolina we have changed a lot and it's. not like horrible but it is not. something that we would come up with. today or necessarily find that funny. today however it is in the gutless. Wonder script and we have committed to. read it so enjoy at your own risk.

is that clear yeah so what you you read. the taxi cabman OS you want me to read. what does OS stand for I'm off screen. okay thanks you're you're you're a taxi. C man rut rut rut Rett here's taxi cab. Man Rhett arises and runs he runs into. taxi cab man hello Rhett I am your. Pakistani dream Genie I can predict your. future you're going to. hurt you're going to hurt hurt me sound.

like a guy from India I think you know. close enough you can I'm making it worse. I think yeah probably yeah you going to. hurt me no I'm going to predict your. future see we were kind of thinking like. a genie and we were like oh the genie. and a taxi cab guy they like the same. mhm bit. racist all right go ahead you will eat. tomorrow and sleep tomorrow night your. breath will smell very bad in the. morning sometime during the day the. telephone were ring your mother will.

answer it it will not be for. you okay okay that's enough um I uh I. need to be moving on bye-bye R and. remember the short this distance between. two points is a straight. line show Rhett with a confused look he. walks ahead and eyes widen you're still. in the dream yeah all right there's my. house runs to the front door knock.

Brandon a hippie with long wig and. glasses long wig and glasses answers hey. man what do you. need. weed nah uh drug reference that's good. mhm now uh what are you doing in my. house your house no can do kimosabi this. is my love shack red gets mad you better. be getting your hippie tail out of this. Love Shack.

peace man Make Love Not War make love to. this jerk sorry dude but here comes. taquin do Brandon shoves his palm into. Rhett's face bam Rhett with dazed look. closeup spins around and falls down on. face Rhett rolls over and spits out a. hunk of. grass this is awesome wow aunt videlia. offscreen ready poo ready poo where are.

you Rett is disgusted Aunt. velia show Aunt videlia walk up show. Rhett's view looking up at Aunt videlia. Aunt videlia gets close to. camera hey ready poo give me some of. that good old. sugar Rett with frightened look Puck her. up let right into the camera R runs ant.

Vada CH this place in Georgia it's also. an onion Chas is after Rett into the. distance camera begins to rotate rotate. back to R sitting up sweating in bed cut. to clock in Link's House shows 1:30 a.m. link is asleeping bed camera begins to. rotate around his face we got a lot of. camera rotation going on camera stops. rotating and Link is lying in a dog. house he wakes up and gets out he's. looking. around so maybe I'm Dreaming as if I'm.

Tucker I don't I don't know what we were. thinking here but all I know is that now. it's my dream and everything you say is. in French that's another thing. IL link wakes up link walks up to a home. actually R's back door and knocks the. same farmer from earlier comes outside. with a. shotgun can I help. you would you call me you cussing me out. farmer and aims his gun.

get off my property I'll shoot G get get. get apparently I'm a. marine Linn is astonished and frightened. face he turns and runs off deck link. runs and stumbles into Moss Man. bonjour what I'm a Russian. mosman I'm a language I'll teach you to.

talk to me like that Moss Man spits a. stream of water into. air this is incredible writing cut to. link getting sprayed in face we were. prodigies prodigies I feel like we've. done a lot of this in our videos like. spraying each other in the face with. water all of this came from our fourth. grade Minds even the stuff we create now. fourth grade it's like eighth grade link. runs yeah uh 14 years old I mean z. I think that's like an exploitive in.

French link walks into a cornfield show. taxi cab man meditating in. cornfield now you can be the taxi cab. man hello link how are you link turns. and sees taxi cab man surprised. just excuse me but I prefer if you. didn't cuss at me no no japal Fran I. warned you I must kill you now taxi cab. man pulls out a Pakistani knife gets up. and does funny moves oh wow link with a.

frightened expression runs away the. shortest distance between two points is. a straight. line link with confused expression walks. we had a lot of confused expression. humor like say something that doesn't. make sense and then expect people to. laugh at it he walks on and meets rat. still in the dream L what are you doing. out here r j.

what' you call me no no FR what boy you. better watch your mouth or I'll teach. you a lesson no no silu C play oh I. don't know silu play I think it's C play. yeah no no C play R with mad expression. cock's arm first of all I'm a very. violent person in this in this script. yeah you are I've never really punched. anybody in the face in my life I've. slapped you just for fun on this show. but with a mad expression cock's arm and.

begins to swing R's view link spins and. Falls face first link rolls over and. spits out a hunk of grass keeps SP How. come every time someone gets hit they. they get grass in their mouth cuz it cuz. it's a dream that's what happens it's. like your teeth fall out in dreams too. camera begins to rotate uh-oh we're. coming out of the dream rotates back to. link in bed. spitting he sits up stops spitting and. wakes up link back down and goes back to.

sleep in scene oh and the next scene I. see is called Tucker televised finally. the plot advances in the next reading. now as we as we finish up today I I will. address those of you who have requested. that we make this into an actual movie. uh I would hope that now that we have. read part three it is becoming very. evident to you. that we should not make this into a. movie but you know what it would be so. bad. it would be so bad that it might be it.

might be good I'm I'm almost beginning. it is so ridiculous makes no sense Jason. is like shaking his head back there he's. like but I don't want to be responsible. for it I don't I don't actually want to. do it personally yeah I I can't accept. responsibility for that bear with us. people this is uh all right animal. documentary so you be like a voiceover. guy and I'll be. I can be like an animal in the.

wild and here we. see the. wild Untamed. link he only comes down from the tree. every two weeks to. defecate we find him in a very. vulnerable. position no one knows why he like the. sloth comes down at such a unpredictable. frequency to defecate.

it's just just more comfortable down. here man I just you know and it's I have. some privacy and it's unbelievable that. he has let me get this close to his. face and can I have some privacy he lets. he let people pet him he's got a little. bit of a hairy forearm and he's also. apparently married because he wears a. ring I'm I'm using the bathroom here. dude you're in my. latrine can I have a few yards I'm going. to give him some space.

this is a very unusual site a SLO in a. hurry it wants to defecate and the only. place it's happy doing that oddly enough. is down on the ground.