Man Opens Plane Hatch for Baby
a man next to a crying baby opens the. emergency door on a. plane this is Randolph in maretta South. Carolina let's talk about. [Music]. [Applause]. that. Good. Mythical. Morning Good Mythical Morning this. episode is brought to you by the. rentlink store go to rent link.com store. and get all types of merch including The.
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Vietnam a mom with a screaming child. wanted a quick getaway from a plane on. the tarmac in Vietnam and ask for help. the man next to her obliged by opening. the emergency exit and triggering the. Escape slide cuz you know when you know. halfway through through the through the. plane the plane called a plane you've. got the seats and then you've got the. door and that door if you open it has. the has the slide it it's like a it.
inflates and. then then you can get on it and slide on. up now we've sat there before because. you being as tall as you are you like. the extra leg room and I don't like it. because you can't recline back if you're. in the first of two emergency row seats. they don't recline but you if you're in. the back emergency road it does recline. you can't that's the best of both worlds. that's the that's the hot seat on the. plane other than first class or business. class but they give you a. speech when you get on that plane when. you get on those seat in the plane and.
they say everyone look at me do you. acknowledge that you're in an emergency. row and you have to verbally say yes you. can't be like texting and you can't you. can't even nod because I've nodded. before I I need a verbal agreement I. need a verbal Ascension can you say yes. can you say well yes I can say yes I. mean is this an intelligence test I can. open the door and then they ask do you. all speak. English yes don't say like C don't be. smart don't nothing it never works to be. smart in anything related to the.
airports of security trust me there's a. flly around here I'm going to you want. me to kill it no just you know just let. him live he's like a CO be merciful but. in I what they don't say during this. speech is they don't follow up do you. speak English and do you can you say yes. they don't follow that up with if a. woman has a crying baby near you and. asks you to open the door here's what. you should and shouldn't do I've never. been told that so you know this is. Uncharted Territory.
I'm I'm feeling for this guy because I. know what happens right a plane lands. it's been a long flight baby is. screaming the woman you know is it the. woman who who really oh she it says the. woman wanted to open the hatch well I. thought when you read the article that. what you were about to say which is what. I would have expected if this guy is. just completely out of his mind after. being next to this baby on the plane. which we all know how that is and then. he's like I got to get out of here. sometimes when I get to the end of a. flight just because I don't fit on a.
plane very well I just wish instead of. filing all of us out down the rad they. could just the whole side of the plane. could just. go like something in Star Wars and then. you just like wings on a like a. Lamborghini the whole thing Lamborghini. the whole side of the plane. just and then you just kind of shimmy. down or shimmy down what that's just the. side of the plane or there's like rope. bladders rope a bunch of rope bladders. cuz I want it to be cheap I'm trying to. make this whole thing cheap I'm taking.
that into account what about what about. women with screaming babies they can't. go down rope ladders they need slides. well they can just go out the the. regular door she didn't go down the. slide after after all this work she. didn't even go down the slide nobody. went down the slide she got cold feet if. you're going to ask a guy to open the. hatch and he does it woman you better go. down that slide with that baby I'm. telling you and I think you get I think. you get in trouble when you do that. because oh yeah uh there was a guy last. year the guy who on the one Airline the.
flight attendant who like gave him the. finger and had took a a glass of. champagne or whatever and then slid down. the hatch he got fined for that oh yeah. this guy got fined too uh the man. identified his 20y old 29-year-old Lan. Tuan told authorities the child's mother. asked him to open the door so she asked. me so she and the child could exit. faster an airport official says the man. will be fined up to $950.
and get this guess how much it will cost. to refit the slide well I can see it. right there 10 guess people guess. $10,000 $10,000 so he doesn't have to. pay the cost of ref first of all you. know I I don't believe that's true. $10,000 to put a slide back they're just. making they're making that up they made. they made that part up don't take the. plane back to the dealership go to a go. to a third party authorized slide. repairment and they'll give you a much. better price in this one airline in This.
Woman's defense kids can drive you crazy. on a plane very recently as a matter of. fact we all flew we flew home to North. Carolina back in uh October and then we. flew back and we flew together and. coming back now this is a big entourage. we don't really call it an Entourage. it's sort of two families four adults. four adults and five children that's. when our families go together and we've. got kids raising ranging from ages one. to eight or nine how are nine now almost. almost nine and so this people are just. freaked out so and we and we got our.
flight late so they put us in the back. and so we're doing the the parents on. plane version of a walk of shame which. is yes I am traveling with this many. children and I just remember as we. started walking down the aisle and we. got to the back of the plane I saw the. people's faces all kind of like oh crap. and I was just like you know I'm going. to break the ice and I said people are. scrambling people are looking for exits. they're thinking about slides already. ready we they haven't even taken off yet.
I said welcome to hell I just addressed. everyone in the back of the plane. Welcome to Hell and one guy laughed a. little bit there were several people who. were like uh oh he's like this dude has. embraced the fact that my his kids are. going to completely drive me crazy but. our kids were good they were great yeah. they did great even even Lando who was. you know a year and a half old which. that's a dicey age once you get to two. and you're a toddler and you know you're. supposed to sit in in the same place. sitting in a in somebody's lap for you.
know 3 to 5 hours and we usually try to. put him in a stranger's lap so that. makes him even more antsy mhm Christy. was on a flight with Lando one time I. was not with her we were I I don't know. what we were doing I think we were. shooting commercial Kings or something. she had to travel somewhere anyway she. was on the she told me this story she. sat down with. Lando on the on the window seat and you. know he was he was not crying he was. being nice he was he was looking out the. window having a good time raising and.
lowering the shade taken off all kids. love to do that woman sits down next to. her looks her right in the eyes and says. it's important that I get some rest on. this flight can you keep your child. quiet no I was planning on make letting. him make as much racket as as possible. yeah I mean after that I mean I I chrisy. taught her a little lesson you know. Pinchy pinching Lando making him scream. squeal she put on her sleeping mask and. he's just grabbing.
it even not really he's a great child. even more recently than that speaking of. wanting to escape to get off of a plane. I told you about this coming back after. Christmas we we did not fly together we. decided to take sep take separate. flights right we wanted we wanted to. make make potentially twice as many. people miserable on flights so we split. up so I'm uh the connecting flight we. had to we had to fly from Raleigh to.
Atlanta and then Atlanta is like the. Delta Hub so you go from Delta to LA and. you get on a big old plane you get on. one of those planes that's like three. seats then like five or six seats and. then there's another row and then. there's three more seats I mean this is. like a plane from Lost you know the show. big plane and uh we've got four in my. family so we had three sitting here and. then we had one other seat that was. across the row on the on the edge across. Ross the aisle on that middle row so one.
person from your family would be the odd. man out and usually the way that we do. we do this is Jesse and I flank Shepherd. our two-year-old we sit on each side of. him when we have to sit like this and. then we let lock our eight-year-old. seven-year-old soon to be eight sit U. next to a stranger now the reason we do. that is because L you you typically. people are easy to talk to lock likes to. get to know people and we're sitting. there right next to them so it's not. like anything can happen or whatever and.
you talk to him a lot so you might as. well let a stranger talk to right and. we're trying to and he and you know he. plays his DS and stuff he kind of keeps. to himself a little bit and we're trying. to keep Shepherd under control and that. takes two parents we don't want to give. one parent that responsibility of having. to take care of both kids but as we get. closer to our seat I look at that open. seat and right next to that open seat. that lock is supposed to sit in there is. a man with a towel draped over his legs. and on this white towel there are blood. spots all over the towel oh God and.
there's like clotted blood and fresh. blood now was he just in a towel like he. had just gotten out of the shower like a. sauna situation no this is like he had. old clothes he was in a suit actually he. was in like of like a crumpled up suit. he was an old guy oh and but he had a. towel apron towel no just a towel draped. over his two legs like with blood stains. on it lots of blood fresh blood stains. and a lot of them concentrated right. next to where my son would have to sit. so I looked at Jesse I said listen you. sit with the kids I'll sit next to blood.
man and so that's very considera of you. rat so I sit down next to this guy and. the first thing I say is. Sir uh there what was he doing was he. acknowledging you or no no no no he was. he he was in his own world something was. wrong with this dude I think he was. about to die oh or something it was not. pretty I was just hoping that I wasn't. about to be about to die so at this. point you know either his thighs could. be bleeding no and some blood could be. coming through them I could tell tell. that he had been he had this was coming.
from somewhere on his person and he was. collecting it with the towel but all I. said was Sir and he kind of kind of. looked at me a little bit I said sir. there's there's blood on. this as if to say I'm about to come in. contact with your blood on a plane and I. don't want to and so what's your problem. and so he was like uh I'm sorry didn't. kind of like moved it over to the other. leg but then the whole and the whole he. was coughing blood up as well. coughing blood up you saw him cough the.
blood up would he pick the towel up or. would it would it just hit the towel he. would do it into the towel it makes me. want to vomit a little bit he pick up. the towel and ra this guy should he. should not have been on a plane first of. all he could he could have been. transmitting some disease to all of us. but at least he wasn't transmitting into. my son and the whole time I just kind of. s I couldn't relax this is like a four. and a half hour flight I just kind of. sat there kind of up against one side of. the other side of my seat kind of. looking over at him making sure I wasn't. coming in contact with it it was you. escaped you didn't come down with. anything that's been many weeks but.
that's the point when you turn to. someone near you and you say open the. escape hatch I'm taking the slide it and. you know here's what I think I think I. would taken the old man and throw him. down the slide no you wouldn't have I. wouldn't do that people crazy I think. the woman should pay some of the fine. that's what I think I think I should. have gotten a slight refund you may. think I'm insensitive but this I don't I. have sympathy for the old man but he. shouldn't be on the plane coughing up. blood I mean this is like a public.
place share your plain horror stories. what did you want to escape. from she should share the. fine induce laugh attack with each other. this is something we used to do as as as. kids uh we would just sit in each. other's rooms and look at each other and. laugh and it makes you laugh and then. you kind of get into this La laugh. spiral and we're going to end the show. like that today be careful not to spit. on me though I'm not going to cough any. blood to your face.
[Laughter]. thanks for. [Music]. watching.
