Man Never Has to Eat Food Again

in Atlanta man has figured out how to. never eat again should we join him let's. talk about that I'm Rett and I'm link. and we're from Omaha Nebraska Good. Mythical. [Music]. Morning a good mythical morning this. episode is brought to you by culas decom. you've heard of him before because we've. talked about him a lot go to their. website and get a free catalog ladies. and gentlemen it's free and it will. sustain you if you're not happy with the.

catalog well a you can just say well it. was free B you can be happy with the. things that are in the catalog that's. the point read it on the toilet that's. what I recommend okay but you should buy. the stuff in there well yeah you should. do that it's like a plan B okay there's. a guy from Atlanta he's 24 years old. he's a software engineer his name is Rob. Reinhardt Rob Reinhardt yeah you know. him never heard of him and uh he. basically decided that eating was kind. of a waste of time and money and so he. decided you know what I want to do for.

efficiency sake is I'm going to create. this mixture uh that has all the. essential ingredients that I need as a. human to get by something that you could. live off of exclusively a mixture we're. talking like a milkshake basically uh. yeah well that's kind of that's kind of. what it looks like in the picture has he. branded it does it have a title soilent. oh really so if you know anything about. science fiction movies from the past. starring Charlton hon you know about. soilent green it's people yeah and not.

just to spoil the entire movie but. spoiler alert green is. people listen to me Hatcher you got to. tell him silent green is. people so the question that in my mind. just right off the bat is why Ron Rob or. yeah ask anybody it doesn't matter we'll. ask you why you why Rob why would he do. this I mean cuz that just calls a lot of. things into question cuz I'm just asking. is your soil is Reinhardt soent people I.

don't know maybe it is okay well first. tell me what's in it if if he's saying. it's not people and then we can talk. about the um the ramifications and the. uh you know the justifications for such. an effort now first of all basically. what he has gone and done is he has gone. to he he has sourced all these essential. ingredients like pure ingredients like. down to the. molecule and you know so basically he.

has like straight carbohydrates he's got. um prot protein I I don't know. cholesterol sodium potassium chloride. fiber calcium iron lots of it it so it's. like a multivitamin has like vitamins. it's like a multivitamin but it also has. fat in it and carbohydrate it has. everything you need to survive and. basically he said the way that he did. this is he did a like an analysis of his. of himself like his blood and some.

different uh levels so that he could. then create his soilent to match his. needs and then he like started eating it. exclusively or drinking it or I don't. know how yet drinking it exclusively for. six weeks and and during that time he. had to adjust the formula a little bit. because he put a little too much of. something in there and it got sick but. now he he went for six weeks with eating. this stuff exclusively but now he says. that he he didn't die he said he was he. felt great and all his levels were great. and now he is eating.

a regular meal once or twice a week. which I kind of feel like is just a. total copout what's the point because. it's like I thought this was about never. eating again U but apparently it's about. not eating as much but the point is is. that you can Sur because of the because. of the convenience of it and the cost of. it is that what those were his. justifications here's what he says this. is not a weight loss type of thing right. I just want to clarify he he no he says. uh it tastes very good I haven't gotten. tired of the taste in six weeks it's a. very complete sensation it's more sweet.

than anything eating to me is a Leisure. activity like going to the movies but I. don't want to go to the movies three. times a day I think I think Ron Rob. think whatever his name is he's confused. a little bit don't you think because. eating isn't like going to the movies. Rob eating is eating is amazing if I. could well I kind of think yeah what. what you're saying is if you could go to. the movies three times a day wouldn't. you do it well if it was a you may maybe.

a short film if it were good movies yeah. and they were quick if they were like 30. minutes and you could get the same. amount of En Joy I would definitely do. that and if it gave me nutrients if the. movie gave me nutrients at the same time. giving me enjoyment which is what food. does I mean let let us know what you. think in the comments would you go. without food if you could do it I no I. would clearly not go without food but. for the same reason that I mean it's. weird because he says it takes up time. it's a Leisure activity like going to. the movies well that's the reason why I. wouldn't want to give it up because it's. something that I get to look forward to.

like I get up in the morning and like me. and Lando first thing Lando says to me. is I want some cereal you know I'm like. yeah me too man that's the reason I get. out of bed in the morning your your. other son Lincoln is his name yes yes uh. just the other day he he and lo had come. back from you know they do the once a. week school thing together yep it's a. little bit weird yeah whatever so uh. they're homeschooled and they go to. school once a week you figure it out. it's pretty sweet deal but anyway so. they got back from school and and. Lincoln was sitting on on our couch I.

was like loln what's your favorite part. of the day what's your favorite part of. school and he was like he thought he was. like he was like lunch yeah you know. it's like Bingo buddy that's how I felt. about it when I was your age that's. right you get to hang out with people. you get to have conversation Pizza you. get it is a form of entertainment to eat. why why deprive yourself of that I mean. it's not like sleep like when you're. sleeping you gain things that your body. needs but you're out I mean you don't. you don't remember it so if I could go. without sleep I think I would do that I. would never go without eating now if I.

had to choose okay if I had to choose. definitely between not eating anymore or. not sleeping anymore and every all my. needs would be taken care of without a. doubt I would get rid of sleep because I. could do twice as many things I you. could even eat. more I stay up all night eating three. more meals right six meals a day yeah. it' be great and I'd be coming up with. all kinds of I'd live two. lives what like a different family type. scenario no no not different family but.

there would be the nighttime R and there. would be daytime rep and the nighttime R. would be inventing things and like being. a superhero and the daytime R would be. like coming and hanging out with you. well if I was a nighttime link I I. definitely think I would uh I would. probably still take naps I do like naps. you lose the the need for I wouldn't. hang out with you because it's it's. healthy for us to spend some we can't. spend every waking hour together if if. every hour is waking we need separate. night lives yeah we.

when we begin to not sleep anymore we. need to develop two separate lives yep. maybe night link and night R night link. and night don't even know each other you. know what night link and night R in fact. even in the night versions of us your. name gets to go first I'm okay with that. okay night link and night rep because. we're never together yeah I know seems. kind of like no it's a comic book it's a. comic book that's a double feature the. first half is night night Link in all. his stories the second half is night R. and all the stuff that he does at night. and you get to write them so go for it.

and then like pict of night link and. night rep we're like going around doing. things we never cross paths but we know. about each and once a month once a month. in the comic book uh there's that we. meet each other just in passing I think. at night what well every morning we meet. each other when we become the day. versions of ourselves and then we do. what we do but at night we meet each. other again once like strangers. strangers Str in the ship ships in the. ships in the harbor what's the same. please draw this ridiculous idea uh.

submit it to the community R link.com I. think this is a fanfiction opportunity. you know night R night night link and. night R I think fanfiction gets. questionable pretty quickly does your. costume look like because you need to. give people some direction um lots of. lots of skins different animal skins I. wear all red and you know why cuz your. name is red no no no night red because. you remember how when we used to go to. the the gate over there at Keith Hill's. country club and we were like set off.

fireworks next to the guy yeah um don't. do that don't try that at home or at the. gate at Keith phills Scott Ladner you. remember Scott lader that lived down the. road he told you don't wear black he. said he they all dressed like ninjas. when we went to do the fireworks yeah. and he said if you wear black at night. you'll be seen in the darkness because. you're darker than the dark ninjas real. ninjas wear red because it Blends better. with the dark totally not true and for. all my entire life I've been convinced. of this truth so I'm just going to roll.

with it I know it's not logical night. Rett wears a red ninja outfit well I'm. just going to wear skins because I want. to be warm you know it gets cold at. night even in even around here it can. it's known to get cold at night and the. last thing I want is to be cold when I'm. out doing my night stuff so while you're. thinking about that I will say Rob one. of the things that I do think seriously. this is the guy who was interviewing him. for BuzzFeed or wherever this is from I. don't know where it's from we'll put. that in the description um he says this. could potentially help with world hunger.

and that's true because this guy is has. developed something that if you're not. in a place you know I get it if you're. hungry we live a priv priv privilege. life the fact that we can make decisions. about what we want to eat that's a great. thing we drink soilent slurry and you're. good to go this dude could be on to. something he could get hooked up with. the United Nations seriously something. like UNICEF and this guy could have like. but you got to change the name you can't. call it soilent I mean think about the. news reports man you know feeds all of.

subsaharan Africa with soilent that. doesn't you you need you need a better. name Rob what about. slurry no that's bad too it needs to. sound like something you want to eat. slurpie. slurpy is already taken not with two E I. think it's taken oh well you know what. night rat and night link can think about. that independent independ how did we get. on the whole night night link thing from. having a pill where you or a slurry. where you don't to because we would.

rather go without sleep than without. food okay you know what there should be. a diner that we meet at at night but we. don't sit. together we sit across from each other. and sort. of I was like you know I just likey. we're not super we're not like fighting. crime are we I am I'm doing all kind you. said you're inventing stuff I'm. inventing things and I'm fighting crime. link invents the pancake whoa you invent. the pancake at night the night don't. talk to me it's night link it came out.

in the day one time got a new thing I'm. going to the patent office later I'm. going to act like I don't know you yeah. just listen now I'm going tell you got a. new patent on this thing called the what. is it oh I don't know. you the. anake circular it's like a waffle but. it's flat and it's. smooth what an hand cake you should add. a pee to the front of. it trust me you're just trying to get in. on this thing know I'm just trying to.

give you some friendly advice night R. not not helping with night links patent. I wasn't here. though pancake I like that. [Music].