Making Foods That Should Exist

Is there any food problem we can't solve? Let's talk about that. Good Mythical Morning. You know we eat a lot of crazy food on this show and a lot of normal food. Yep. You know, we don't really discriminate. Nope. We just eat a lot of food. Mm-hmm. But rarely are we ever given a chance to create foods based on your wildest. food dreams, but luckily for you, and for us because we love helping people.

Yes, we do. That time has finally come. It's time for Making Dreams Come Chew. Okay boys, we put out a call to the Mythical Beasts offering to solve their wildest, most. specific, most unsolvable food problems. Can we deliver on making their food dreams come true? Yes. Why don't you go ahead and read out your first problem. Okay. Thank you, Todd. For sending this in. Yes. Todd said I always have a meeting right after lunch, and I'm always.

so self-conscious about my breath. Mm-hmm. Understand that's, it's, it's good to be thinking about that. Yes. Can you make me a sandwich that makes my breath smell good. Sincerely, Todd S. Yes, I think we can, I mean, well we can, with the. help of, you know, Mythical Kitchen. Uhhuh. Uh, we would like to present to you Todd S, the good breath sandwich. Before you open this, just want to, just give a little background on how.

we got here because what, what we're about to show you, we have not seen. Right, so, you know, we took this problem to the boardroom. We have a boardroom. Lily just was in there. She spends a lot of time in there. You sleep? You spent a lot of time in the boardroom. I took a little nap in there. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. And, uh, we said, can we. And by we, we mean Lily. Make a sandwich where every single ingredient.

Right. Will only do good things for your breath. Right? We knew it needed to have slaw. Of course, you gotta have slaw. Slaw, slaw is good for your breath. I know that. Uhhuh, and you know what? It turns out. It's refreshing. There was a lot of testing that went into this, including picking up different. foods, biting, chewing, blowing. And the biting, chewing, blowing thing happened. And sniffing. We ended up finding out there are some things that give you good. breath that we didn't expect. Let's go through this.

But again, when we left the boardroom, we said, all right, go do it. And then this is the, this is the result. We're gonna analyze it in front of you because we're that confident. And we did say, make it green. So I can see that that instruction was followed. Okay, I'm gonna tell you a little bit about this. This is green. This talk of the of the cubicle. Parsley bread. We got thin sliced cucumber. We have that slaw that Link was talking about made with apple, carrot, lemon, and olive oil. Because all four of those things make your breath smell like heaven.

And then we've got lemon and mint cream cheese spread. You might say, Rhett, cream cheese doesn't make your breath smell good. Well, it does if it's got lemon and mint in it. Mm-hmm. And of course, just to make sure that everything is kosher. Well, this is definitely not kosher. Maybe it's not kosher. Yeah. Make everything, uh, make your breast smell good. We have an Altoid crumble. Smell of that dude. Smell of the whole thing. Whoa. Lily, I don't,

how did you do this? I mean. Well, you know, the dental dog treats. Yes. Yeah. You know the ridges that they have? Oh, yeah. They're trying to like, get in your teeth clean up. Hey, that was, that was, that's a, that's good. That is good. So we should be able to chew and blow and everything will be fine. Okay. We're gonna both bite chew. Bite, bite, chew, blow. Bite, chew, swallow. Bite, chew, swallow. Swallow, taste, taste first.

Taste. Bite, chew, taste. And then I'll blow, first, you. Swallow. I, I blow you sniff. Right. And then you blow, I sniff. Okay. I'm blowing first. Don't blow this. Crunchy. Minty. Yum. Uh, something's dripping out. We got some drip. Refreshing is one word I would use.

Hmm. It's like eating a spa. Strong. Strong is another word that I would use. Oh, those cucumbers. Let me blow. Have you swallowed? I swallowed. Do that first. I did. I'm still chewing. Well, you're chewing's taking too long. And tasting, and talking. But you can sniff. Okay. Like it? Now if I blow right now, I think I'm gonna be blowing you back at yourself. Yeah. Get me outta you first, Lily.

I'm good. That's right. This is your thing. I'm giving you Rhett. I'm outta you. I'm outta you. Now blow on me. Oh, the apple. The apple, the apple was a surprising thing. Apple gives you good breath, apple breath. No one's ever been like, ah, I'm not going out on a second date. with him, he's got apple breath. You know. Um, in terms of it, it being like a sandwich, you would look forward to eating and not. just blowing in other people's faces.

That's another question that I'm gonna answer next. And, uh, yeah, it's also great for that. Yeah. I don't really understand what you just said, but. It's, it's a great tasting sandwich. You mean you enjoy the sandwich? Yeah. And you're definitely gonna finish it later. Yeah, I'm gonna finish that later. So we have to decide, is this dream achieved or dream ill conceived? Oh, this is 100%. dream achieved. For this next round, we're in the movie theater. Yes. It's just, it's showing the ads so we don't have to pay attention to you.

Uh, this is from Greg R. Every time I go to the movies, I get a large. drink and a big bucket of popcorn, but sometimes it's hard to juggle everything, especially if I need to get more butter. This is something people do, people go and get butter in the middle of a movie. Are you talking quieter because we're in a theater? Yes. Good. Then your hands are slippery. Last time I went to the movies, I dropped everything everywhere. Can you help me? This is a, a challenge. I mean, I know people will take it like a, a cup of butter and then just. like, eat popcorn and then pour it.

Yep. And, uh, keep pouring it. Okay, Greg. Well, we got something better than that. Greg, we got you. We got the Butter Boy 3000. We worked 1000 and 2000 in the boardroom, and then we ended up with 3000. Uh. So you got hands free, uh, feeding, feeding bag, and you could, I mean, you could. tighten it up or, now that it's here, you could use your hand if you really want to.

And, you've got completely hands free. I've got Sprite over here and I've got butter over here. You having trouble finding your thing? Yeah, yeah. There it is. Sometimes you need a buddy to help you with your, uh, Butter Boy. I'm, um, I'm Buddy Boy 3000. And I've, uh, I, my soda of choice, of course, is Caffeine Free Diet Coke, which I was able to procure, but not through a Coca-Cola freestyle machine. Thank you very much. So you just, you put each one in your mouth.

You just have it, have it ready to go, and then you just start eating some. Now, is the movie starting? Yes. Mm-hmm. Eat a couple popcorns. That was was difficult, but it's okay. Mm-hmm. You keep 'em in your mouth. Suck a tube, just, the tubes in your mouth already. Just put a bunch of popcorn in your mouth. Assess the butteriness. Okay, and then.

Suck the butter. Mines stopped up. Mine's not coming out. And see, you can do that too. Woo, that's buttery. Once the butter starts flowing it, it really. That was a butter bite, boy. Oh. And then. And then you can clamp, there is a clamp on it. I mean, but, well's true. What happened? It's a prototype.

And then for this one. It's a prototype. You need to get thirsty. Uh, I I'm still gonna, we might need to get the 4000 out because, um. You gotta keep, you gotta, you gotta keep, um, the, the soda, soda straw on your mouth. Okay. Oh, god. While you're chewing. Hmm. Hmm, that's not bad. Caffeine Free Diet Coke, popcorn, with a little butter. I'm allergic to it.

Turns out this specific combination. Why am I putting Sprite in my popcorn? Well, I put a lot more coke in my popcorn. It's. Damn, son, you're allergic. I mean, this requires the level of coordination that, um, and you might be thinking. Isn't this a bit distracting from the movie? Well, you might be thinking, what about the person behind you? That's why every single. Yeah, that's what you're thinking. Butter Boy 3000 comes with a booster seat that you, during the, you know, during.

the ads, before the movie, the trailers. Have a conversation with the person behind you. Tell 'em you're gonna be wearing this thing. I got butter on my shirt. Didn't want to do that. And uh, and then give them the booster seat. Here you can have this. I'm so sorry that I'm so tall. Yeah. Now you can be as tall as me. And you might be asking, what about the person behind the. person with the booster seat? Well, that is now their problem. Okay. You might also be asking how do you get butter outta corduroy?

Did I get it on me? In your underarm. Yeah. How did it get my underarm? That's gonna be there forever. Right, but it looks natural. I think you can get butter out. Anyway, Greg R, you asked, I think we delivered. So this is officially. dream achieved. Alright, next one's from Molly. I'm really into Ren Fairs and medieval LARPing. No judgment here. But I'm also a vegan. Mm-hmm. The events I go to always have those big meaty turkey legs that look so good.

Yes. But I can't have any. Uh. I'm sick of feeling left out. Can you create me a realistic looking haunch of meat, that is also fully. vegan, just to help me fit in? Sincerely, Molly S. Yeah, so we asked Lily. Yes. Is there a way to make something that looks like a real turkey leg that is made of tofu? We wanted it to be like bloody, we wanted it to be visceral. Yeah. And maybe, you know, have that classic turkey leg look and maybe. even a little umami flavor to it.

Mm-hmm. And it looks like she has done that. Wow. This is a meat lollipop if I've ever seen one. Okay. So, uh, let's just, let's roll play at the Ren Fair for a second. Uh, I'm in a, I I'm in a very cool LARPing group. Okay. And you are approaching because you would like to be a part of said LARPing group. This is, this is my first time. Okay, and scene. Hi, I couldn't help but notice your awesome fit.

Could I join your, uh, group of LARPers? I'd love to do that. Well, that depends on one thing. Your voice is cool too. Yes, in order to be a part of our LARPing group in particular. Yes. You must be a meat eater, do you have any meat that you could demonstrate you eating? Well, if you just look down here. Oh. I have meat, I have nothing but meat. Oh, looks like a turkey leg. Right here in front of me, and boy, is it good.

Wow. Would you? Now I'm, I am loving eating this meat. Now. I don't smell, I don't smell meat. It's got. And also in the past, we have had people try to join our meaty LARPing group and. they've brought, uh, vegan delights. Oh, who would do that? And I, and the way I usually, I'm the taste tester, so if you would just let me.

It is. It's, it's a little, soggy. Is this a bone? Because it does not feel like a bone. It's a, it's a, it's. It is really, you got a lot of play. It is a bendy bone, burdock root, but. Skin, see, it's got, it's got the, the skin on it. That's skin from an animal, not vegan skin.

Um, it might be papery, but that's 'cause it's skin, not because it's rice paper. Okay, I'm a little suspicious. I'm a little suspicious of this. It's quite consistent to meat. But yes, I will, I will let you join our group. I will let you join. And I, I recommend eating the bone as well. Oh. I've never done that before.

So as you can see, um. It works. And, um. Yeah. It's gonna help you, uh, achieve all of your LARPing dreams. No one will ask any questions. It is so heavy. You might wanna support it like Link was doing, though, before. Put it at the base. And I would say don't let anyone else hold it. Because I think that will probably. It stayed together though. Yeah. So that was really impressive. Yeah. So once again, I mean we don't want to toot our own horn here, but. dream achieved.

Speaking of making dreams come true. You know, we've been doing more everyday vlogs over on the Mythical Society. Check out our new vlog Robot vs. Barista over on the Mythical Society where we saw whether or not a human. or a robot can make a better latte. Turns out we interacted with some fans who were baristas and it got a. little awkward when we were assessing. Oh. If the robot was better than them. No, it didn't. Yeah. MythicalSociety.com. Next question. Yes. Or request, comes from Sarah.

My kids love Halloween. Every October, they become obsessed with zombies, mummies, Frankensteins, and ghosts. Mm-hmm. But this always leads to them asking real questions about death that. I'm not always sure how to answer. Could you figure out some way to combine my kids' love of Halloween. with their curiosity about death? We have your answer. Uh, we were inspired by Laffy Taffy. We have not partnered with Laffy Taffy. This is not an official partnership.

But you, you know how if you open a Laffy Taffy, you get a, you get a joke. You get a joke, something lighthearted. You get a joke. But what if it could be educational Laffy Taffy? And we really wanted, you delivered, uh, in terms of packaging, guys. It's not too bright. We've got some muted colors. We definitely wanted it to seem like a, like a Jehovah's Witness pamphlet. Yeah, right. Mission accomplished. And, and you delivered on all that. Oh, does those, do those go together? Is it, does this person become that person? I don't believe so.

Okay. Uh. So like, give 'em an example, like, but let's do another role play. You be the mommy and I'll be the, the son. Hey mom, I just got back from LARPing and I was, I was accepted by some cool people. How your, how was your tofu turkey leg, did it pass? It totally worked. Great. Mommy. I thought it would. I wish I didn't make you Mommy. Go ahead though. Too late. I want a dessert. I know, and you.

Because it's Halloween. And, and also you. And I'm thinking about. Death. You've been asking so many questions about death. Where do people go, and how did it, when they die, and what is die? Don't be so specific because I need to be able to answer your. Here, here. What is death? What? What does it mean when someone dies? Oh, well, I'm glad you asked that. And here at this Laffy Taffy, here on this Laffy Taffy that I'm going to give. you in a second, it says, when someone dies, their body has stopped working. and they can't be brought back to life. They are no longer able to do the things they could do when they.

were alive, such as move or talk. That's what happens when they die. Do you have any other questions? Is that gonna happen to me? Or you or daddy? Yes, even mommy and daddy and you will die someday, but not for. a long, long, long, long time. How do you know that? Probably. Unless something really bad happens, which it could.

I don't really want any candy. Do you have any other questions? What about zombies. Oh yeah, you've been asking a lot about zombies. I won't come back as a zombie will I. Well, zombies are scary, but they're not real. In real life, when someone dies, they are dead forever. You will never, ever see them again. Now, enjoy your candy. It's mystery flavor.

Is this a tongue from a dead person? Uh, yeah, if that's where, where your imagination takes you, then go there. Have you learned anything today? Tastes good. Yeah. So again, the, the best way to parent. It's just to be given something to read to your children. Yep. We learned and that a long time ago. And once again, dream achieved. Finally, one more dream that we plan to achieve.

Sorry if this is TMI, but my husband and I aren't intimate like we used to be. Our anniversary's coming up, and I've heard that there are certain foods. you can eat to put you in the mood. Aphrodisiacs. But my husband is an extremely picky eater with the taste buds of a 10-year-old. Remind you of anybody? Can you make something that he'll actually eat? And that will also put us in the mood for our romantic evening. Love Christy N. No.

Christy N. I know a Christy N. Yeah, you do. What this isn't us though. I am picky, but other than that. And also your anniversary's coming up. May. I mean, that's coming up. I mean, there's, N, N could stand for anything. I mean, it's coming up is, I mean. Like not my wife. Okay, all right, Christy. So not for me. Christy. But for another Christy N, we have a potential but not established.

collaboration with Chips Ahoy. Chips Ahoy Erotic. Yes, this has everything, every ingredient in this is a supposed aphrodisiac. So we got a strawberry and banana base, we got a dehydrated oyster. Yum. Artichoke, asparagus, dark chocolate, oyster chips, vanilla and almond extract. Oh, and look, they're just, they're not in a bag, they're just, they're bagless. Just in that box, boy. Uhhuh.

Very biscuity. Very biscuity. And it's uh, yeah, it's gonna be great. Dink it. Sink it. Hey. This is, huh. It's not about the taste. But as a picky man. It's about the results. As a picky man, whose anniversary's coming up, who is married to a Christy. N, who apparently, uh, is saying that she's not as satisfied as she used to be.

Oh. How, how uh, what do you think? Does this work for you? My ears don't work well when I'm, when I'm eating this. Oh, so I was asking you a question you didn't hear. Well, I just don't, I'm a good lover. What? What? Was that your question? Um. You just say, I'm a good lover? I did. You didn't say that with a lot of conviction. Well, it wasn't a question mark.

Well, you almost said, I'm a good lover. No, eyebrows didn't go up. You did. You did. It went, the eyebrows went down and the sentence went down. It's almost like somebody said you were a good lover and you're like, I'm a good lover? That's how, that's what I heard. That's what I heard. You're starting to feel a little fr. Yeah. Frisk. Yeah, yeah, yeah, we might have to put the wall up. Drop down the wall that comes from the top. Drop down the wall, and let me tell you right now, gather the up the, these puppies. and then, and then take them, take them with you on your, on your, on your next date.

There's quite a lot, they didn't skimp. Oh yeah. Man, wow. Take one to two, at least two hours before intimacy. So. And uh, yeah. Expect results for at least 12 hours. Um, you're welcome, Christy N. Dream achieved. Wow, we made a lot of dreams come true today. Yeah, we did. If you have any food dreams, click the link in the description and we might. just make it come true in a future episode for you, shout outs included.

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