Magic Rabbit Prank Call
it's time to make some Craigslist crank. calls let's talk about. [Music]. that good mythical morning now you may. remember if you watch the mythical show. that we did last year that we had a. little segment we called Craigslist. crank calls and that was where we made. phone calls to Craigslist ads back from. where we're from in North Carolina and. well we actually made them before the. mythical show too we did them way back.
on our live show the rent link cast but. I mean that's nobody remembers that uh. we just thought it would be fun to do. that here again this is this is well not. again for the first time I'm going to. explain again that this is this is not. mean-spirited we we're just we're just. here to have a good have a good time. with some people so uh let's let's see. if we can do that every everybody wins. right yeah so here it is Craigslist. crank calls.
okay this one reads r19 insulation 2x4. bats but they misspell bats if that's a. creature dial the number link. call back uh yes hello yes this is uh. Dale I got you here on speaker with my. brother Dell hey um I'm calling about. your uh your Craigslist ad about your. r19 insulation in 2x4 bats yes sir uh.
I'm specifically uh interested in the. bats uh now is this is this a total of. eight bats uh 2x4 bats or is this it. also says over a 100 pieces is that a. 100 pieces of bats yeah I probably got. 500 pieces 500 pieces of bats or 500. bats probably but I'm specifically we're. specifically interested in intact living. bats so is this a men say that again now.
sir um we are specifically interested in. intact living bats uh so I'm wondering. is this a 2 in x 4 in Bat or is this a. 2ot x 4ft bat because we would be very. interested in that adding that to our. Zoological display it's 2ot by 4T by 6. in holy. moly what in the world and you got 500. bats or are they in pieces that's a. giant bat they're in single pieces what.
do you feed them what do I feed them. well yeah I mean that's a big animal you. got 500 of them oh you're talking about. an animal I'm talking about. insulation well it sees at night in the. dark using Sonar that's what I'm talking. about no I'm talking about insulation. I'm talking about fiberglass but you. call it a bat now that's the insulation. but the second half your ad is the bats. now these giant bats 500 count will'll. take all of them name your price I don't.
have any live animals but you got pieces. of them are they dead they're in pieces. I get it they're dead yeah that's fine. listen I don't know we don't have to. talk about what you've done to the bats. we can because I think we've kind of. there's a museum portion of the. Zoological display I believe bat bones. of a specimen that large 500 of them we. we'd be on the front of National. Geographic in a. heartbeat he ended the. call oh you're talking about animals. [Music].
rabbit cages pretty simple a whole bunch. of rabbit cages perched on the back of a. pickup truck that's all you need to. know where are these people hello hey. I'm calling about your rabbit cages on. Craiglist yes ma'am yes sir yes sir I'm. a male the rabbit cages on the back of. that truck you still have them for sale. I got some back what on back of the. truck how many uh hey this is uh Bobby. my business partner we're in the magic.
business together you might have heard. of our show it's Bobby and. Randall. magic not right off I okay well as as as. makes sense I'm sure you understand we. are interested in rabbits you got to. Google it with an exclamation we won't. come up now exclamation point how many. rabbits you can hold in there it depends. on how old they are and how many you. want to put in there our rabbits are are. young they're 30 by 24 you can put four. five or six in okay well we go through a.
lot of rabbits in an evening now let me. kind of give you a little piece of uh. how the shell Works maybe you can come. check it out sometime we make all kinds. of rabbits we call them conies when. we're on stage it's kind of our little. thing it's like look at this Cony look. at that Cony con con and then I Echo. sometimes and then the conies we make. them disappear and this is after I've. been chopped in half keep that in mind. we're real good at getting them to to. disappear real bad at making them. reappear uhhuh we don't know they go.
that first one's gone never see them. again but we got to have a backup and. they all look the same anyway we don't. care where they go so we then a steady. supply we'll go through 60 65 rabbits a. show in one show good yeah it's a big. show come see it we got we got rabbits. running around backstage we call it. Coney Island uhhuh it's where we make a. big island we've actually truck in sand. and um by is up on the he like he's.
laying out getting Sun yeah board shorts. nothing nothing untasteful and there's. just rabbits all around him and I come. out no no I reach in the sand and I pull. up a rabbit he pulls the rabbit's out of. the sand we call them conies but they're. really rabbits and uh most of the time. they live through the sand immersion as. if if we get started late sometimes one. or two of them pulling up a dead rabbit. but then we just toss it out toss it. over shoulder a lot of times I make a. diversion people don't notice uhhuh I.
might puppet it a little bit give it. life so anyway so he'll have upwards of. 30 to 40 rabbits on Coney Island uhuh. and then I come out with Darlene who's. our dancer you've been to magic show. have you heard of her no she comes out. in a rabbit skinn suit skin type but. rabbit skinn uhoh and she's like I'm a. little rabbit here I am I'm bigger I'm. bigger than the rest of the rabbits and.
I'm like yes you are honey yeah and then. the next thing you know nobody's going. to get popcorn at this point darling. goes up to Bobby and kind of straddles. him it's a little a little evocative but. not but it's still a family show Darlene. wants all the coning attention on. herself and the rabbit start popping. under it going right on Sand cuz that's. when our brother Dale he's a little slow. but he's good at reaching up under the. standing he's in the sand the whole time. there's a little straw coming out you.
can't see it cuz it's clear he starts. grabbing all the conies back down they. all start disappearing and then it's. just Bobby and Darlene and then curtain. close curtain down I ain't never I mean. I ain't knocking what you do but I ain't. never been a big magic man that's cuz. you've never seen Cony Island you think. he's cheesy don't you you think Magic's. cheesy I think every other magician is. pretty cheesy let the man speak no I. mean I. I'm they each his own I mean I don't. have no problem with nobody you ain't. never seen Darlene though no think about.
that well why don't you tell us full. figure woman in her skin tight rabbit. suit now listen I want to make sure you. make an educated decision before you. decide not to come to the show which by. the way we'll throw in free tickets yeah. we will what do you hear us saying you. got a bunch of rabbits on a sand. pile and you somebody's under pulling. the rabbits out no that's that's step. two step one they're pushing them up. remember I reach down and do what full I.
to say bingo and then who comes out tell. me about let me make sure you got that. part. lady that's right describe it what does. she look like what does she do you got. her in a skin tight rabbit. suit yes. sir and then what and then she's rubbing. up on somebody. me and then what they go down back down. through the sand how does that happen uh. somebody's p.
through the you didn't hear that from us. see that's the secret we've let we've. pulled back the curtain for you yeah and. then what. happens the curtain closes Bingo how. does this sound lifetime passes to our. show you can bring a guest plus one not. and 15 minutes with. Darlene still ain't intered I just sell. the cages if you want to come get them. and buy them pass up to you come on.
let's Dicker a little bit no sir is. there anything we can do to get you to. watch our show on the internet no I. don't I mean I not I ain't interested. what if I told you that's happening. right now you're on the. show with us it's called Good Mythical. Morning it's on the Internet it's. amazing it's good clean. fun no rabbits. involved are you there. I love calling home I I miss home so.
much you Craigslist thank you Craig yeah. no I just want to keep calling okay yes. Thanks for liking and commenting on this. episode and remember you can support. this show by signing up for a hasslefree. mobile experience with Ting go to R. link. ting.com for $25 off you know what. time it is hey it's Mar from Thompson. Station Tennessee and it's time to spin. the we.
my if you enjoyed this episode uh you. can check out even more Craigslist crank. calls that were part of the original. mythical show our half hour we've got. like 12 of them that's stuff 6 hours. yeah click through the Good Mythical. More we'll give you an extra prank call. that we didn't get to in this. awn constant high fives hey man I Lov. calling those people man it's great so. great.
yeah the other hand yeah that's like. that one cross up no that's 10 that's 10. that's 10 that's. 10 B. [Applause]. man roll them up roll up put in the. pan I visited my mom one. time and I was backing out of the. driveway and I just missed the driveway. hit a ditch it was kind of minor but had.
to call the Wrecker.
