Link's Fire Crotch

my crotch is on fire finding a book. about myself and have we ever punched. each other in the face let's talk about. that hi I'm James from Marland good. mythical. [Music]. morning you know what day it is it's. Thursday yeah you know what day it. is it's. Thursday I said you know what day it.

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Sometimes some you know some of the. things youst you matter sometimes you. don't matter some of the things you post. what mood we're in you're not they're. not as creative they're not as. insightful we we appreciate them but. we're not necessarily going to talk. about them here some of the things you. mail we don't talk about here on the. show or acknowledge but they all go in. the mythical male Boulder which gets. larger all the time some things do not. everything now we're going to. acknowledge some things I'd like to. start with Facebook right off the bat. right Christopher there's no Christopher.

Robin losf oh Christopher Robin yep yep. yep yep yep yep yep yep yep posted a. photo link is that you and the middle if. so why is your pants on fire now first. of all I did a double triple quadruple. take on this because that is you my. friend I mean I've known you long enough. to know that that is actually you and I. want to know why is your pants on. fire my crotches on fire because my. friend's crotches are on fire and I. didn't want to be left out I mean and. these these friends I have are pretty.

cool especially the dude on my right why. have I never met either one of these. guys that are who are sharing a fiery. crotch with you because we only fire our. crotches in private and you're not. invited and I only wear a Motorhead. t-shirt and like a a tattoo on my left. bicep when I'm not around you well the. really tight purple t-shirt is right. down your alley I mean that's what I was. thinking but motohead is not really in. in your wheelhouse well motohead is not. really a purple t-shirt type band which. I find interesting um it's ironic Toby M.

Danel says I introduced my family to GMM. do I get an achievement or something. haha yes you get a song Toby M danels oh. really well I just made that. decision. Toby you get the same song that he's. already saw we're so happy that you got. your family to watch with different. words you going to sing that again you. said you need some kind of. achievement well I'm going to do you one.

better than that and sing you a personal. song we don't know anything about it. Toby Toby. Toby. Daniels it's a first name and a last.

name. Daniels it's a first name and a last. name. Dan I don't know where the me com. from I'll do that at the. back I can't do let me do the backup and. you do the you do the you do the last. name part together one and a two and a. three and a. four me.

last hit it. again Toby me Toby me Toby me Toby me. Toby me Toby me Toby Toby Toby Toby Toby.

me Toby me boy it's lost all meaning how. about that Toby me Daniels that's all we. knew about you and uh you still made a. song about it Britney May says Rhett I. think you put a curse on us tall people. I blew my back out after watching your. video I'm sorry Britany good wow what do. you mean good how is your back by the. way it hurts uh I I did go to a real. doctor though who has scheduled an MRI. oh a what do you mean a real doctor I. mean I went to a chiropractor first it's.

not a real doctor and then I went to a. they don't go by doctor they do but it's. not like a real thing it's not like a. certified accredited situation it's a. chiropractor actually it is yeah from. the Chiropractic Association or. something they is there a doctor in. front of his. name doctor of Chiropractic it's it's. not he's not an MD I like to do the the. pseudo science and the real science and. mix them together you know what I'm. saying so I went to the real Doctor we. got an MRI scheduled I think I'm going. to slip my video camera in there on the. MRI situation okay give you full report.

they'll be like um sir we found a video. camera on your MRI did you swallow a. video camera is that what you mean it. was just in my pocket s now the doctor. told you to go back to. who the chiropractor the fake doctor. well there's chiropractors at this. doctor they have real doctors and then. they have chiropractors and he told you. to go to the go to the nonre doct I. believe in chiropratic but I don't. believe in it exclusively I think you. need a little bit of the traditional and. a little bit of the uh pseudo.

well I'm glad you're you're on the path. to recovery or on the path toward. knowing what's wrong with you so you can. stop complaining I'm just saying. Elizabeth P says it is is it okay to be. a teenager and still have a favorite. stuffed animal well I watched a recent. episode of uh My Strange Addiction great. show by the way and this is where these. people are addicted to really strange. things and this great show because it. makes you feel better about yourself. right yeah and there was this one woman. who is still like mothering teddy bears. well into her marriage they don't have. kids but she takes the teddy bear Bears. out and she swings them in the.

playground her husband's like I don't. know why you're doing this they're just. teddy bears you know they like get them. to like act out their frustrations and. stuff he could he was I they're just. teddy bears I don't know why you're. making them swing they don't know it. they're teddy bears so anyway it's a. problem you should yeah teenagers. shouldn't like stuffed animals um too. much you definitely shouldn't have them. in your bed get rid of it because you're. going to become that's this adult and. you're going to be on reality TV show. right. link uh yeah that's exactly right I mean. I would never still still have a stuffed.

animal I would never do. that uh let's move on uh rash Sharma if. someone gave you a book this is a good. question and you started to read it. realizing it was the story of your life. would you finish it to the end you can. answer this in the comments cuz rajnik. this is a good question if if someone. gave you a book you started realizing it. realiz reading it realizing it was a. story of your life would you finish it. to the end question one is how would you. know it was a story of your life would. it start James mlin born October 11th.

197 because right I would know right. then it was about me cuz it's your name. and it was the same birth date the birth. date and all that or it could be just a. terrible novic coincidence it was a it. it was the best of times and the worst. of times then I have to keep reading to. know oh is this about me so I mean. really the for me the answer is easy. realizing it was a story of your life. would you finish it to the end my answer. is I would have already done that. because whenever I read any book I read. the last line first. what I only the last sentence it's kind.

of like a game I play so it's like I'll. read the last sentence and because it's. this risk of is the very last sentence. going to spoil the whole thing and then. I like I'm able to interpret the whole. book and and as I'm reading it to see if. I've spoiled it and the bungee cord. broke the end I haven't read that book. that's about. you really you read my book yeah see but. then I wouldn't not then halfway through. when it dawned on me that this was don't. go bung jumping oh my gosh this book is. about I mean so so really it's if you.

this is a creative way to say if you. knew how you were going to leave this. earth mhm would you find out you know I. mean there's more to this question I. think but. oh this is a tough one I if ass you. can't change it right I I I think yes my. answer to this question is if I knew. when and how I was going to leave this. earth I would find out because then I. would know exactly how to spend those. those last days now you say oh well you.

should live every day like it's the last. day of your life you know I'm sure. there's a country song about that yeah. uh but I'm just saying I want to kind of. pace myself you know if I'm going to die. next week then I got to get to I got to. get to Italy or something you know never. been there if I really can't change it I. don't want to know because you know life. is full of surprises unless you already. know and then it's not and it sucks well. I would just read the end I wouldn't. read everything you know oh you would. only read the end yeah okay um let's. read this one okay uh my brother and I.

think you guys are the best and I love. good mythical morning so I decided to. make you guys some things out of duct. tape and my brother made me say he made. them too but R link I made your brother. made it too stylish duct tape hats I'm. sorry if they don't fit right it's kind. of hard to make duct tape hats without. the the person right there and I use my. brother's big head and then he. apologized he says Rett I am sorry my. brother made your hat and I made links. so if you don't like it and are jealous. of links I can send you one of links so. you can you can show it on good morning.

this is from Nate and Kaden so. apparently there's some brother issues. here uh Nate's got some problems with. Kaden he doesn't think he makes a good. hat I think Kaden makes a great hat my. hat's huge he also made a cape for Jason. made a cap for. Jason which link has on look at me. wearing Jason's Cape I do think the brim. needs some reinforcement I would I will. say that. kayen. but see I can't really keep Jason I'll. give you your cape when we're done with. this trust me man I have to look.

directly at you to see you it's like I. got blinders. on okay now I want to acknowledge some. of the stuff that we've got for the mail. Boulder we're going to glue all this. stuff on Emily sent us some sort of. awesome type Rock from Anthem Arizona. and then John sent us something some. baby bottles from Eagle Mountain Utah. apparently the baby is no longer on the. artificial tee Liam from Pennsylvania. sent us a stuffed animal monkey and. Corey sent us a finger skateboard look. at this thing it's this thing is going.

well we got a a mustache wallet from I. think that's Anna no Molly Molly Ray. thank you Molly and she sent us a big. wallet and then a little wallet for the. mythical Boulder this is great the. boulder is growing by Leaps and Bounds. or at least in. circumference and. diameter we also got these Amazing Star. Trek communicators take one of those. there this is amazing from Noah Z thanks. for sending us these these are like.

totally vintage dude I think yours works. I can't see the boulder I can't turn my. head takes links lunch order and keeps. getting it wrong hey in a second here. I'm going to go grab some lunch and uh. uh use the communicator I am aboard the. ship and you are many inches away uh. listen I'm heading out to the space. lunch station Roger that and uh I going. get some grub what do you want man uh. I'll take um I'll take a Subway sandwich.

just like it's pictured on the menu okay. so you want a burger no I want the. sub I want over 104 I want the Subway. sandwich just like it's pictured on the. menu the one with all the meats. spaghetti and meatballs with a pitcher. lemonade okay got it what else I'm. telling you have to say over what else. over oh so you can hear that part huh. [Music].