Killing Rhett's Beard

it's time to get rid of Rhett's. beard let's talk about that hi I'm Becky. in rala Missouri Good Mythical. [Music]. Morning Good Mythical. Morning what um what is this about. n we got some trimmers here and uh today. is the day Rhett your beard is coming.

off it's coming off and if I have my way. you're going you're going all the way. you're going naked face I can go ahe and. tell you right now that unless you're. willing to pay me. $7500 no I thought you going to $75 and. $10,000 $75 I'm like no whatever is I. will go clean shaving for $110,000 no. less now I am willing to trim it and let. me tell you why because I am very tired. of this beard okay so that it is. something something that is going to be.

a tent pole event let's call this a tent. pole a steak in the ground you know it's. like if you're or steak in the Rock I'm. developing this let's call this let's. call this episode a Stak in a vertical. Rock like if you're climbing let's just. call it the beard trimming episode cuz. then when you need to you know if you're. falling later you can grab the steak and. you can say you know what at one point I. had a beard and then I trimmed it and. I'm here and I'm not falling further. than this it's my beard let me make the. decision as to what it is I'm just I'm.

going to let you trim it I'm just saying. this is this is this is important okay. um now I've had a very bushy beard since. we started back good mythical morning. and lots of people are saying things. about it but um I said in the very first. episode I said I'm not going to cut my. beard because it's natural for it to. grow I've. decided my beard why keep hair from. growing anywhere on your body if it. naturally wants to grow I don't know how. the mountain men do it because I am like.

I can feel my mustache going into my. mouth as I speak and I can see it going. in there and I can. taste the things that I had from that. Super Bowl. party I can still taste the things even. though I've like washed it it just it. just it don't you wash your face I do. but it just traps things and and it's. like when you go camping and then you. kind of you kind of you're smelling a. campfire yeah for like a few days even. if you shower this past weekend I. grilled I made some ribs and I could.

smell the smoke from the grill like the. next night when I was going to bed I was. like somebody's grilling something I was. like no it's my beard I'm smelling my. facial hair and are you're saying this. is a bad thing because that sounds like. a good thing well I mean it could be it. could be good depend it depends on what. it is that you smell but the other thing. I've noticed is that without fail. without fail over the past month when I. have entered into a conversation with a. stranger I've noticed them making eye. contact with my beard I your beard. doesn't have eyes.

so you know I am talking to him beard to. eye contact and it's look do it it's so. obvious when you look down like when you. it's like people no they just do this. look it's like this it's. like and it makes me self-conscious and. then I want to go like. this do have did you do that I'm like. don't look at my beard look I mean look. how much potential this thing has I'm. going to really Bush it up because I'm. about to Bush it down I mean look at. this this is. like Jeremiah Johnson man Grizzly.

freaking Adams where's your bear do you. have a pet. bear gosh and it's like Curly you know. if it was like. straight if it was like straight and you. know like and I it's very much into. Amish territory do you feel like you. could make a rocking chair that would be. a menite well okay do you feel like you. can make a rocking chair no I don't cuz. I would like a rocking chair I don't do. woodworking so I taste things I smell. things from the past people stare at.

it and um my wife said oh gosh yep she. was like shut it down she's like I love. you you having a beard in fact I don't. want you to ever be clean shaven again. but you got to do something about this. that's it's in her mind this is no. longer a beard it's a this yeah you got. to you got to do something and listen. I'm like Hey listen as soon as we as. soon as we get approval on this video. where I'm getting rid of this thing and. then we were like well you know what. let's you know let's do it on Good.

Mythical Morning okay why not now you've. got an input from your wife uh I've been. silent on the matter until today and and. what I'm doing is I am. relaying the The Cry of all the mythical. Beast out there and saying that it is. time to get rid of this now what I have. done is I have amassed some comments. from maybe you or people like you who. watch our videos and who see that thing. and can't resist saying something about. it so now I'd like to present to you as.

well as the mythical Beast out. there a moment i' like to call comments. about your beard okay that's clever. Patrick joron quotes or comments I'll. say comments this is taking a while the. beard good gracious what happened ha haa. haa I didn't cut it I just let it grow. engineer Gunter comments the beard good. gracious. what.

happened one of those comments is not. original Ern 1982. comments the beard makes Rhett look like. he put on. weight we got you got that a lot I don't. know if you saw that I know you did see. that some maybe I did put on weight. maybe I ate a lot of food over Christmas. Anonymous comments R's beard is out of. control granted exclamation. point don't disagree with that zo Adams.

or. Zoe yeah I think Zoe comments the. shorter. Beard's great on rat but with the longer. beard dot dot dot well it appears that. there's a little more of rat for his. wife to. love that's a nice way of saying you. look. fat really I think it just means that. she imagines my wife running her fingers. through my beard like this caoon your. beard and let me tell you that has not. happened this has not happened.

Musa. aleni comments the beard makes Rhett's. face look really. fat maybe listen I'm about to get rid of. this thing if I still have a fat face. you're going to feel bad two more Ray. tonin number. one Rhett looks like a bear with a big. beard is that is that r with a big beard. looks like a bear not Rhett looks like a. bear with a big beard I mean have you. ever seen that I'd like to see it yeah.

right look at that bear with a beard. yeah the beard the bearded bear of the. islands gu I guess every bear has a. beard right and. finally Viola Nam comments rett's man. beard is distracting me from the video. holy. moly all right well and that my friends. comments about redard there's stuff like. falling out of the beard as I stroke I. don't know what it is so all right so. here's what we're going to do now I am.

going to trim the beard as if I'm a. barber bar I don't know why just because. you're here and and we're going to catch. it and then we'll we'll discuss what. we're going to do with it maybe as as. we're trimming it now I've got that. thing set on the level that I want you. to cut the sides with okay and then I'm. once we get into where the numbers four. once we get around the the lips area I I. want to really I want to take control. and we go easy because it's probably. really nauy in other words right here. you don't want it to be this short right. I I have a system all of this can be.

before have to now just go easy though. when we were younger I used to cut all. of our friends hair be careful how far. you go up now oh really good gracious. look at. that I don't know why I'm doing this. this is like a trust ball like do you. trust me enough to trim your face a. trust trim. [Music].

ah. groy well I feel like I'm like watching. a lumberjack cut through a tree except. it's on his face and and like the shards. are going everywhere I'm like why am I. even here I have no business being here. that's good that's a good point.

but you know this is good enough for. it's good enough for the people you hold. that up okay okay uh well we made it. through that it's all over me why' you. let it get all over me why did I let it. get all over. you first of all I did touch that but. I've decided that I ain't going to touch. it anymore after touching it once okay. we made it through that that was more. unpleasant than I anticipated it would. be and now we're we're to the big. question of of the session which is what. are we going to do this thing now uh I.

have custom ordered I give you $500 to. eat it no straight from the. factory a beard. coffin this is from Jason Incorporated. is that the name of your I got Jason to. make this for us look at this this is. amazing what a little uh a Sharpie some. cardboard and some duct tape will do. that's all you need people to make your. own uh beard coffin I feel like I should. say something about it before put it. into the coffin well no you put it in.

there and then you can say something to. it like a like a you can eulogize it. give it a funeral and then we can bury. this thing okay you want to bury it. sure uh beard I thought you said you. didn't want to bury it I want to just. talk to her can I talk to my beard give. me a moment of freaking Silence with my. own beard I'm just trying to help you. out here okay she's in there this was. kind it is a woman It's Kind Wonder it's. kind of traumatic um beard uh I know.

that there's probably 30% of you that. didn't make it into the coffin and I'm. sorry there's a lot of you around uh and. there's a lot of you that's still on my. face you know look at it that way look. on the bright side that lots of you is. still on me but a lot of you is going to. be gone forever and that makes me a. little bit sad um this is the biggest. you've ever been in my entire life and I. felt like a I felt like a man uh people. seem to uh to respect me more uh people.

did look at my beard a lot and I did. taste a lot of things in you that I'm. glad I'm not going to be tasting anymore. and U I wish you the best I think you'll. be around for like like 1500 years I. think it takes for a beard to to fully. Decay you don't need to cry I'm just a. little bit sad I'm not really I'm not. about to cry though not I'm not sad for. it all right now what are you going to. do with it take it away I just can't. handle it here anymore well I'll figure.

it out I'll bury I'll bury it with a. time. capsule what the Time Capsule has been. buried for a long time you're going to. put it in there with it yep all right so. you can just keep it on your desk and if. you change your mind this can be the. start of the body beard all I need is a. little hot glue you didn't even you. didn't even mention the body beard okay. I I feel like we've experienced. something together that has drawn us. closer and like it's I feel like I've. survived something that I never wanted. to do and and only for that reason. uh are we all closer do you have a Dust.

Buster none of us no none of us wanted. to and please don't sneeze I mean I. don't know if you can see but it is. there's a lot everywhere there's a lot. of beard around okay let's end this this. episode this has been a tent pole Stak. in the vertical Rock episode um as. you're sliding down life you can stop. here and know look at that another ding. ding. Dinger the black one means what it's. something bad yeah something we don't.

want to do dang it slap each other in. the face I just shaved my I got rid of. my prot I got rid of my protective layer. I'm taking my glasses what are the. chances that I just got rid of my hold. on who's going first same time same time. three two one hey what stop don't hit me. twice. [Music].