Is This New Food Product Better?

Can we figure out what these mystery products do in the nick of time? Let's talk about that. Good Mythical Morning. Before we jump into figuring out just what these mystery products do, I have an announcement I am required to make, as per my doctor's orders, I promise to maintain a healthy blood pressure during filming and thus I will. take it down a notch. I'll believe it when I see it.

Okay. I recognize that as baiting me. But as the better and stronger teammate, I will refrain because I am committed to success. Alright, it's time for Do You Know What That Doodad Do? Okay, fart noodles. Your first mystery product is under that sheet. You're going to shop at the Mythy Mart to find items necessary to use the product. But be very careful about which items you choose. Every wrong item you grab and bring back will cost you five.

seconds on the game clock. And this time, to make things a bit more challenging, we've also put a part of the product itself. on the shelf. So, you'll need to grab that as well. Your time. starts. now. We removed it. Okay. Oh, look, there's a little piece. Oh, it's a bunch of funnels. It's a bigger piece. Okay. So what? This is some sort of a. Oh, look that goes. That perfectly fits in there. This is just.

glue or something. But then there's another. There's a, look. Is there screws? Can I go? Something that screws, Link. Something that screws. Okay. Something that screws. Something that's blue that screws. Probably blue that screws. Blue thing that screws. Is it fake money? Okay. Yep. That was funny, but it wasn't helpful. That was entertaining. Right? So, you know, you gotta kind of choose your battles over there, bro. Okay. Blue with a screw. This? Blue with a screw. Bring it. Okay. All right.

I think I know what this is. Not this. This doesn't count. This is just decor. This, my friend. Do you see something that should be. pushed down to make something come out of it? I have a. I have a thing of dough. No, it's gonna be like a cleaning thing. Something. Like, something that you need. Like a mop. Like you got like a mop or something that needs to be like. squishy-rooneyed. Got another this. and then one of these. Edamame.

Hold on. I think I forgot something. I think there's something. that goes in between here. I think that I'm gonna go like this. You feel that? Bubble solution. Is that a bubble blower? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Bubble solution. It is a bubble blower. Bubble or bubble lick. Okay. I think. This doesn't count, it's just decor. Bubble solution. Minus five.

It's not bubbles. Should that have been.? Should that have been? Toilet bowl cleaner? Should there have been? Should that have been in there? Water? Really high dollar. You think it's a toilet bowl cleaner? No, why would it? Empty cooler. This? Ribbons. Spring water. What would be the point of that? Ammonia. I will remind you that the Mythy Mart contains more than one shelf.

Link, there's shelves that you haven't even seen yet? What? This is. Okay. There's a bucket. A bucket. A hamper. Oh, it's definitely a bucket. A buck, what? Definitely a bucket situation. I think. What? Okay, so I think if I go like this. And if you put the bucket down and then you. No, no, no. You screw this back in because I'm. You know what? This middle part, the middle part is screwing me up because I got it like this before.

I really think this goes on top. Does that not go on top? One minute. You can try it. Well, I mean like that. But why would. Why would that be the case? Sure. Because it looks nice. It looks nice. It makes it cool. But then what are you doing? You need more items. Yeah, you need more stuff, bro. I think we need cleaner. Cleaner. What am I pushing in? Ammonia, water, peanut butter. Thirty seconds. Not peanut butter. Water. Yes, water.

But we would need soap of some sort. Water. Yeah, these counts, keep going. And. My button came undone. Some sort of soap. Okay, look at this. Oh, you know what? Oh. yeah, yeah. It washes. It washes. It washes. Do it. Do it, do it, do it. Water. Put the freaking water in there. You do the water. I'm gonna do this. Washing clothes. Washing clothes. Washing clothes.

Yes, yes. Yes, we did. Oh, it didn't even get close. And my neck is warm. Didn't even get close. Well, we only had five seconds left. Oh, that's not close. So, how? Why? It should be when you press down, like put it back in and then press down on just the handle part. Are you feeling it like? It should like. spring. maybe. Maybe all the parts aren't necessarily fit together.

correctly. Yeah, we need a video. Oh. Oh yeah, there it is. Oh yeah. Now it's doing it. Why do we both need to be doing this? We don't. Makes me feel a little weird. There we go. We washed them. I mean, look at that though. You see that? So washed. So washed. Look, so washed. Oh, it actually, the water is really dirty. Yeah, washed. Your time starts.

now. I'll go and you know what? I'm gonna stay calm. I should probably look at it. Well, here. There's your. It's got power. It looks like I'm going to. This is, like, hefty. This is gonna be a motor that we stick something into. So I'm gonna find something flat. Oh, that thing. I'm not going to panic. I'm not panicking. You know what? It looks like it might be a pasta maker. So, it sends stuff out. But it also has brushes on it. It's not a. I don't think that's right.

Minus five. Yeah. This is, like, dirty, dude. This is industrial. This is not food safe. Leaves? Hey, pick up the money. and then look into that camera and throw it. And be amusing. Fake. No. I care about our staff. I don't just throw things off the ground for my own entertainment. You just threw leaves all over the ground. Hold on. We're wasting time. Condoms. What is this?

Open it. Be quicker, be quicker. Oh, is it maybe, it wraps things? Well, we need something box shaped to go in here. Box shaped? Is there anything that would go in this square? A whole toaster? No. Something that you want. A pan? Maybe? Maybe a pan. Styrofoam? No. Will this pan fit? Oh, there's a cooler. What's in it? A kidney? Nothing's in the cooler. Nothing's in it.

Nothing's in the cooler. There's no kidneys. I mean, could this be? A rock tumbler? You know what this is? Bring the clothes over. The dirty clothes that we just washed. We're gonna send them through this and. dry them. Clay? Listen to me. Bring the clothes over. It's so small. What is it? A clothes for mice? That doesn't make any sense. I just don't believe that's it. Two minutes. Is it a scarf stretcher? I bet it's a. It might be a scarf. wringer outer.

Bring a scarf over. So, you put a scarf. Minus five. But let's just say I, you know. There we go. There's a toilet. Does it make? Does it? Carry on. Does this thing have a reverse on it?

Clay. Minus five. Fake money? Okay. Remember, there's a part of the product that you need. Oh, crap. One minute. There's a part of the product. What do you mean? You were touching it at one point. It looks the same. You threw it on the ground. Link said this wasn't it. What?

Hold on. This is it. This is it. Yeah. That goes there. Well, dang it. Keep doing your thing, man. You're doing good. I don't know what to do. Peanut butter. No, food. What would go in a pan? High temperature. Do not touch. There's one thing you're missing, and it's the thing that goes through it. I fixed it. Five, four, three, two.

It's a money printer. Is it fake money? Oh, look, we're making money. Yes. It's fake money. We did it. It's a money cleaner. I'm sorry, doctor. Chase, could you please help? Of course. Yeah. All right. Mad Dog's not here, so mad puppy can help. This is a pea sheller. It's a pea sheller.

What? You take a pea. Oh, my gosh. Oh, look in there when you, so. Oh, my gosh, Chase. It's food safe. Well, it. It was. I don't know what's this scarf's made of. It was food safe. Would you look at that? Would you look at that? You wanna try one? Look at that. It just keeps. It gets the peas out. Are you making edamame? This is a bowl of edamame and snow peas.

You've got a little bit of. You're making both. Won't you look at that? Well, you can't win them all. You know what? It doesn't work as well with a scarf. I mean, I feel like I did a great job because. I got the scarf out. Hey, want to know the best things the Sporked team has tasted this last month? Well, go to sporked. com and search best things, and you'll get the list of the best things they tried in May. And you can catch Jordan on Sporked's TikTok every Friday,

sharing the top five things that they tried last week. You got it. That's right. We got to get these next two rounds right. We'll switch you back up. To get our prize. Your time, start, now. Okay, remember. What does that say? Oh, there's a thing over there that looks like this. Lady Michelle. This plastic color. I saw it over there. Okay. Open it up. I need. There's a plastic color thing that looks like this. That looks like a. basket of sorts. Can you grab that? Basket of sorts.

In the meantime, Lady Michelle will figure this out. Basket of sorts. Maybe it's hidden behind all of this money. Hey, come on, now. Come on. We need every. Basket of sorts he says. No, no, it's plastic and it's. It's plastic and it's, like, almond colored. Well, why aren't you over here? It's small. Oh, this? Yes. Okay. So that's one thing. But there's got to be something else because it says rinse off and clean.

So, I think that's going to go in this. Oh, I know what it is. I know what it is, Lady Michelle. Go get all the jewelry. Get all the jewelry. It's a jewelry cleaner. Yes, it is. The jury's out. The jury's out. Is this a condom? Nope, that's powder. Get the jewelry. Hold on. We might need that powder, though. The powder probably is what buffs the jewelry. Come on. Bring it. Okay, here we go.

Jewelry. Here's a piece of jewelry. Here's a brooch. Bring all the jewelry. and bring the powder. Take your time. Don't panic. Lady Michelle feels just fine. All right, look, here's a brooch. A brooch. And then. here's a chain. And then here. is. Is that. Minus five? I don't know what that. is.

It's a powder. Powder condom. Yeah, minus five. Shoot. Well, it's in there. We need water now. I'll clean up. Lady Michelle, take care of this. You go back over there. We need a cleaner. A cleaning solution. I'm beginning to panic a little bit. Bubble Lick? I'm putting the powdered condom into the trash. Metallic craft paint? No. Clear ammonia? No. Well, I don't know. Well, how do you clean jewelry? All household cleaning, shines surfaces as it cleans. Yes.

I got a tie my shoe. Okay. No penalty. Yep, pour it in there. It's just ammonia. This can kill you, right? Well, don't drink it. And then you pour it in there. And then you mix it with another chemical to make a. No, no, you put the top on it. A reaction. No, you put that. Put this on. I know what to do. Well, hurry. Don't rush, Lady Michelle. And then you. It didn't go down.

So, what did that say? You're missing one more thing. There's gotta be another piece to this, Link. Water? A minute remains. We can do this. We can do this. Peanut butter, Tide, a glass. What about just more water? Probably just water. Maybe just water. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Because there's, put that on the rinse side. She didn't say anything. Oh, I know, I know. Here's what you do.

So, clean. Put it in there. You're doing it wrong. You're doing it wrong, but you're doing it wrong. Thirty seconds. Stop it. Then you pick it up, put it on the rinse side. See, I think this goes. this way. Well, and then, do you dump it all over itself? That's. It's weird because. Well, why is that written. Why is the language written this. direction? I don't know. Gravity. Oh, just set it on top. Set it on top. That's what you do. Set it on top.

Set it on top. And then you pick it up. And then you go to the rinse side. Then you take this. Then it shakes it. Turn it around. You take this and you put it over there. Yes. And then after you rinse it. You got clean jewelry. The jury's in. We did it, Stevie, and we'll do it again. Clean and rinse are two different speeds. Let's match the. tone.

Yeah. It all comes down to this.

And let me tell you what's on the line here. If you win this round and you win the game, you get to hear the nicest calming sounds in Good Mythical More. But if you lose, what's the opposite of nice and calm? Uncalming. Bad and disturbing. Yep, yep, yep. "Mlac" sounds. That's calm backwards. Your time starts now. We're flipping it again. All right. Oh, look, this thing here. And it. That looks like it's gonna do something to some dough. It's a sturdy thing,

and then. you just. You might wind something. Can you wind something? Let's try the dough. I think if you put the dough in this and do that, it's gonna turn it into pizza. Minus five. Hey, I know that there's a lot of money over there. It's fake. Hey, hey, hey. I've already done that. You're doing it backwards. Oh, you got me. Hey, what about the money? Okay. Do you have money?

I feel like this can make a really big bubble. Bubble solution. Why not? Bubble. Yeah, but you gotta be able to dip it in something. Bubble? Minus five. Wrong again. You're sucking it, man. Now, listen. Leaves. No, not leaves. Is there anything. Let me see if there's something on this. Hold on. Can you make. Can you get bags on it? I don't know why you would want to do that. Why would you want to put bags. rolling out the black carpet for?

Rolling out the bags. Tongue depressors. Maybe it does. Scarves. What about. Hold on. There's a part of the product over here. Stevie forgot to say that again. I was waiting until ten more seconds. Something that this goes in. Peanut butter. Well, if you put this in peanut butter. If it comes with it, it needs to look like it came with it. Right. I mean, it's this wide. Maybe it goes on the top of something. Oh, this? No.

Yeah. What's something that can unroll? Ninety seconds. And if you put it on there. Bags. But the bags won't go over this, like a toilet paper roll. Oh, this is weird. What? Let me see that. I don't even know. This looks like it might work. All right, so we've got. Yes. What do we do with it? Oh, look, it goes. You put this on the top of a bottle or something and it's got a. Oh, and you stir. And it stirs. So.

This. You stir this. Look at. Look at this, Rhett. Yeah. It's a churner. So you need a. We got to churn. A cylinder, some sort of a bucket. What's that thing behind you? A toilet. The white thing? A bucket. Too big. The black thing's a toilet? Yeah. We gotta churn something. Neal, can I churn? Less than thirty seconds. Don't make me come over there.

Does it look like something that pops, screws onto something else? Yes, it screws on like a. Like a water bottle top. But it's wide. It's that wide, dude. You screw it on. What do you screw it on to? And it says. Chef'n on it. Chef'n? Thanks for the tip. Chef'n. Five. Where's the dough? Four, three. Where's the dough? One. Where's the dough? You failed me. Guys.

Come on. Chase. This is gonna be such a sad moment. Did I need this? Chase, what did you? What? You needed the peanut butter. The peanut butter. God, Rhett, I've been telling you about the peanut butter the whole time. Oh, of course. Look at that oil. You put this on top. Of course. You do that. Push it down. And then you put that on there? And you do that. Hi, I'm an idiot. Can I do it? Yeah. Can I hold it?

Oh, it smells so good, Chase. Oh, my gosh. What a buffoons we are. Oh, my God. Oh, my gosh. We're the peanut butter boys. Peanut butter boys. Gotta do better than this. Look at that. I suck so bad. I just wanna do this. Oh, okay. Move your hand. Oh, that's nice. It comes out clean. Comes out pretty clean. Comes out clean. And, but it's still oily. Why is it still? You gotta stir a little bit more. Yeah. It's a peanut butter churner. Oh, chefs.

Oh, my gosh, we blew it. Oh, gosh. We blew it. How can we go on? We can't. We're done. We're done for. The peanut butter boys are all washed up. We gotta listen to bad and disturbing sounds. We gotta be the almond butter boys now. Oh, thanks for subscribing and clicking that bell. You know what time it is. Hello, everyone. I'm Frederick from Bloomington. Illinois wearing my Mythical beanie. Yeah. Pretty cool. And now it's time to spin. the Wheel of Mythicality.

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