iPhone of the Future

- We got some good stuffs in the mail this week. - Let's talk about that. - Hi, I'm Chauncey from Indianapolis, Indiana. Good Mythical Morning. (playful music). (blaze roaring). - Good Mythical Morning. (guitar melody) ♪ You know what day it is ♪. ♪ It's Thursday ♪. ♪ And Thursday means mail ♪.

- Thanks for joining us. and thanks for mailing us things that come in the mail. to our PO suffix Box. And then we open it. We experience the joy of experiencing it. Michelle, The Flying Moose on the community, says. "Hi, Rhett and Link. I've wanted to make something for you guys. and send it to you for a long time. and here it is, a Cockatricerandler. He's happy to meet you.". - Huh. - Happy to meet you too. - You didn't say today's episode is brought to you. by the Rhett and Link's store. You can buy things like this wonderful shirt.

that I'm wearing. - Okay, yeah, that's true. "He's a bit delicate, and his various appendages may need adjustment. to look right.". This is amazing, Michelle. "I hope you guys are able to go on making videos. for a long time and go on being friends for even longer.". - I make a pledge to you right now, Link. I will be friends with you. at least as long as we make videos together. - All right. Pledge accepted. - No promises after that. - See what you've done, Michelle. You've made a difference, The Flying Moose.

- Check this out. Cessna. Now that's a good name. I believe that this is a person's first name. Cessna, just here's some 3D glasses. that I tricked out for you guys. Thanks. You've already got glasses so I'm gonna wear. - Okay. Is tricked out. now that the 3D lenses have been removed, just FYI. - That makes it headache-proof. So you got another one here. that I think this one is, this is related to. the time capsule. - This is from David Freeman. Here. You can take this soap box. He said, "I sent this item in a deodorant soap box.

because it was the only thing I could find small enough. to fit this small thing, along with this letter. (Link gasps). This is actually the hot wheels version. of the DeLorean from "Back to the future". He said, "I thought it was appropriate. for the mythical time capsule.". Well, because it's a time machine. So we're gonna put this. David Freeman, congratulations. We are putting your item into the mythical time capsule. (triumph music) which will be assembled. and then deposit it somewhere on earth. Well, maybe we'll put it on the moon. I don't know. Here it is. - Now we got a lovely letter. from another mythical beast who did not name him or herself.

I think it's a girl from Chicago. All we know is this came from Chicago. - Okay. - "First off, you were under no obligation. to like the present that I sent you.". - Okay. - "I have no idea what you were going to do with them. I don't know what I would do with them if I received them. And trying to imagine. what two grown men will do with them is very amusing. The only reason I have to give them to you is. because when I realized that you were going to, there were going to be two. I made them with you in mind. and giving them to anyone else. when I made them for you would be weird.".

- Yeah. - Here they are. What do you think, Rhett? - This is like a, like Batman from Afghanistan or something. (Link laughs). - I think you're holding the wrong way. I think it goes this way. Very cool. Our guys' sock puppets. She goes on to say, "I can just picture your reaction when you see them. Rhett will say something about the way they look. And then if you were recording, Link would try and say something nice.

so that people will still send you stuff.". I love it. It's great. - I love it too. I'm gonna play Batman Afghanistan with it. - And then she says, "I tried to share your videos with my family.". - I am the batman of Afghanistan. I am the batman of Afghanistan. - Listen to this. She tried to share videos with her family. with only limited success. "My dad likes your Water Dispensing Tab Song. and your Caption Fail videos. I even got him to watch some GMM with me, but he's not going to watch it unless I ask him to.". - Well, of course. - I showed your thoughtful guy rap to my mom. and her response was quote,

"These guys are a little bit off, aren't they?". - Hmm. - Thank you for bringing back GMM for season two. Yes, that had nothing to do with the rest of my paragraph. but whatever. - They are soft. - Thanks, unnamed. I mean, if you're the unknown. mythical beast. - They're both for me, right? - No. In the community. Let us know who you are. because you've got to sign your letter, yo. Got something else? Oh, I got something else. One last thing here before we go on to puppet madness. Rachel, the Nezelu Pentral, from Garden Grove, California.

- Oh. - Sent us an amazing... - Beautiful Garden Grove. - Check this out. It is. a Rhett and Link's themed jeopardy game. All right, Jason, pick any, any, any part on the board. Remember to put your answer in the form of a question. - [Jason] I'll take Rhett and Link's two for 100 dollar. - Rhett and Link two for 100. Rhett and Link's first morning talk show. - [Jason] Good Morning Chia Lincoln? - Oh, he's on this. (man laughing). - Wrong. You didn't. - Wrong. What is- (man screams).

- Good Morning Chia Lincoln? Jason. - [Jason] Oh. Get it. - Choose another one. - [Jason] Mythical beast for 200. - Mythical beast for 200. - [Jason] That's a mythical music. - Name the song. - But yeah, right. You're right. Wrong. The wrong one. - Oh. - This one right here. Right here. 200. - Okay. Yeah. - It's a fun game. - We won't play it all though. Jason's mythical beast's name. - [Jason] Oh man. - [Man] It's here on the board. - [Jason] Gorgon and Maximus. (laughs). - What is Gorgon and Maximus? - You have to answer what is. - [Jason] No. What the heck? (Rhett laughs). - Okay. All right. One more. - Over two. - [Jason] It's miscellaneous for 300.

- Okay. Let's try that. Yeah. Rhett planted this type of quote "bush", actually a tree on the side of his parents' house. Do you know at home before he answers? - I know. I did it. - [Jason] Apple blossom. (Link laughs). - What is apple blossom? - [Jason] What is apple blossom? (Rhett laughs) - It's hard. It's hard. - What is a cedar tree? - I have the hard time with the question. - What is a cedar tree? - Cedar tree. - You know, my brother-in-law cut the cedar tree down. within the last six months. - You're kidding me. - He cut it down. - Well, it was impeding on the house. The whole house was tilted. - I didn't tell you about, but I'm saddened by this.

which you hadn't have brought it up. - He should mail it to us. We could put it in the mythical time capsule. Rachel, thanks for submitting this. We'll play the rest of the game later. - Now I don't think this would be. a male Thursday or a female Thursday, if we did not have an episode. of Time Rangers. - Touche. (upbeat music). - [Narrator] Time. Rangers. (playful orchestra music). - Hey. - Hey man. - Hey, remember that gazebo where we traveled in time.

- Oh yeah. I've been thinking about it all week. - Well, it's right over there. - Over there? - Yeah. Over there. - We can just go to it. - Yeah, let's do it. All right. Look at us. Back in the gazebo. - The gazebo. - Okay. Listen. I wanna do the thinking this time, because last time you went to a place that was lame. - What? - Plus, I got shot. - Okay. That's true. Okay. I'll think about absolutely nothing. - Good. In three, two, one. (space wibbly wobbly timey wimey). (upbeat music) Ah.

Okay. - Uh oh. - Where are we? - Ah, I'm pretty sure that this is 3, 4, 5, 6 Buies Creek. 34 56 Buies Creek. - What? - Our hometown. - So you were thinking about... - I wasn't thinking about anything consciously, but maybe subconsciously. I was thinking about our childhood. and counting at the same time. - Well, at least it's the future. Let's go check out our old elementary school. - Okay. But first, hey, we should see what the new iPhone looks like. - Oh, okay. - And it's very convenient. because there's a man right there. - Right there? - Yes. He has a, excuse me, sir. - Right there. - Can I borrow that futuristic iPhone?

- [Man] Sure. There you go. - Wow. Don't eat it, man. Talking. - Look how big it is, Link. - Pretty big. Can I, can I check it out? - It's so futuristic. - Let me hold it. - Okay. - I can't really grip, so I'll just rub it. - You, well, I'll hold it up to your ear for you. - Hello? - Well, there's nobody on there. - Hello? - Pretty cool, huh? - Yeah. I like it. It's the future. - I'm gonna give it back to this kind man. - Thanks, kind man. - [Man] You're welcome. - Over there. - All right. - Hey, look over there. - Over there?

- Our elementary school over there. - Okay, let's go to it. - Oh wow. - Look at this. Look at all the little. - Oh wow. - Look at all the little kids. All the little cute elementary school kids. Ah, this is great. - Uh, Rhett. - Yeah? - Those aren't kids. - Huh? - Those are alien babies. - Oh and fuck and looks like they're coming this way. - Oh no. - They're coming this way. - Oh no. Oh no. (Rhett groaning). - Link, they eat my flesh. - I'm coming. - Oh God. They eat my flesh. - Think of a happy place.

- Okay. I'll think of 2007, Albuquerque. - Get back to the gazebo. (triumph music). All right. There. You have it. Episode two. I think we'll keep going. I'm having fun with it. - Having a lot of fun. - Getting a little bit better with puppeting but, - Love Time Rangers roller. - Thanks for all your puppeting tips. It's difficult with the capitalization. - It causes us cramping. - Yeah, it does. If you wanna submit a time and a place suggestion. for the Time Rangers' urge to go to in a subsequent episode, just do that in the form on the community.

Go for it. I'm sure somebody can create that form discussion. - And send a picture, while you're at it, of the time period, because we'll need that. - Okay. (wheel spinning) - We'll need a picture. That's pretty much all it is is pictures. If you have a notes. - All right. Again. - And send pictures. - Send us stuffs if you want it to be. in the mythical time capsule. That could happen. It could be arranged. - Is this what it feels like to wear glasses? It causes me to itch a little bit. - Right down here? - Yeah. - Earthquake. - You know, I heard. there's a, the forecast for today called for it. (Rhett screams) (Link screams).

- What's happening? Like is this the earthquake. that the forecast was referring to? - You gotta get under the, get under the coffee table, - (stuttering) Okay, I. - Get under the coffee table. - (stuttering) We see you guys tomorrow. if we make it. - I'm gonna stay up here. - (stuttering) Okay. (playful music).