Impersonating a Cop For to Impress Your Girlfriend
a Florida man impersonates a sheriff's. deputy for 6 months in order to impress. his girlfriend let's talk about that I'm. Gabriel this is Alysa and this is. Jasmine and this is Nathan we're from. Springfield Virginia Good Mythical. [Music]. Morning Good Mythical Morning this. episode is brought to you by ca.com the. guys with the goods including the Toilet.
Time clock that. flushes on the hour every hour. because I like to hear a flush at the. top of every hour pretty simple I think. it's to remind yourself to ask the. question should I pee now should do I. need to use the bathroom you know like a. kid has to ask himself that sometimes I. have to do that right it's pee time. toilet y i to late I think we're going. to put ours in the bathroom though which. that's going to be confusing might. defeat that purpose I like how it's.
black it's like those from our. elementary school like the black seats. that way you can't tell how dirty they. really are well I like a black seat on. the. toilet okay in the news uh very recently. a 37y old man from Florida you've read. this article too yes impersonated a. sheriff's deputy for six months always. to be in Florida only to impress his. girlfriend that's why he did it now uh. in helping to post they said it was an. elaborate hoax but really all that means.
is that like his his. sister's uh husband or something somehow. through a connection he got a sheriff's. deputy uniform like a Bonafide uniform. and then every morning he'd get up he'd. put on the uniform with his living. girlfriend there he like all right honey. I'm going to work he' go out he'd get in. his car he drive down the street pull. over take his uniform off put on his. Pizza Hut uniform where he actually. worked go to work at Pizza Hut off Day.
come home at the end of the day stop a. few blocks away change back into the. deputy uniform maybe put some blood. stains or or just some sweat stains or. something who knows if he if if that I. doubt that maybe he even did that and. then he'd come in say oh honey another. tough day at the office you just. wouldn't believe and he comes the crime. enforcement he makes up stories about. what happened six months worth of. stories tells her and her family these. stories everybody is impressed until one. day yep uh he he comes home it's it's.
New Year's Eve and lo and behold he's at. a party he's it's at a party his girlfri. no he comes home he oh yeah that's right. he didn't come home in the uniform the. party was somewhere else but he's like. talking about all his cop stories but. there's a real cop there and he and he. like knows that the dude's lying he's. like no no no you know about the drug. bust man I you wouldn't believe the drug. bust he's like no there was no dr's he's. bragging about DUI stuff and he's. actually it says he was giving legal. advice to like people who were asking.
you know as if this Deputy was qualified. to do that now well what first thing he. looks like a smart guy yeah he does you. know he it looks like he can fool you he. P one over on you just look at that look. in his eyes it's like boy I'm I'm honest. man I'm an honest Sheriff Deputy now. listen there's a couple of things about. this uh that are hilarious uh obviously. the fact that he works at Pizza Hut. actually but it's to me it says a lot. about the woman that he was with because. obviously he had surmised that a she.
would not be impressed with Pizza Hut. employee yeah what is it what my. question is what does this say about. Pizza Hut I don't know you don't want to. work there if he one to like this girl. right uh but second of all he knew that. she would be impressed if. he were a man in Authority a man in. uniform so to speak I he didn't I don't. think he carried a gun well that's the. qu there's a lot of holes in this story. because I mean first of all I leave my. gun at work honey did his car I don't. want to bring that in here you know I. love you too much to bring my firearm. arm home did his car have a Pizza Hut.
thing on top of it that he like had to. take off cuz first yeah but that's my. cover honey he's oh I'm working on see. he could have said I'm working. undercover at the Pizza Hut I me there. was so many sure when she rolls into the. Pizza Hut for lunch like to get a. personal pan act like you don't know me. yeah under you don't know xay on the. cover blowing because you you you when. you're a deputy you you probably you. might know someone who's in law. enforcement they they have their car. that is their patrol car is at home they. drive it home not me I no I just I walk.
home that's why I don't who knows what. he did but it also she tried to call him. like think about when he saw other. people from the sheriff's department you. know I don't like that guy that's why. we're not speaking with him yeah for you. take to take this for six. months you you there's so many things. that he had to say and to to avoid why. aren't we going into any of your work. related functions you know how come I. don't know any of your friends who's. your partner and why do you smell like.
pizza right yeah exactly well we eat at. Pizza Hut every day for lunch you know. you've heard that cops like donuts but. these cops around here they like pizza. um but it made me think have we ever. done anything deceptive no to impress a. woman the ladies no never and uh you. reminded me before we started that. indeed we have done something that isn't. nearly this bad we were kid kids and it.
wasn't against the law cuz this guy's. probably going to go to jail for. impersonating an off oh yeah he got like. a. $2,000 Bond like the dude had to go to. jail well and if he'll be charged with. something but uh impersonated an officer. we're talking we we were not charged but. we were guilty of. impersonating uh English. people okay here's here's what happened. we'll come clean feel free to come clean. in the comments if you've ever done. anything uh if you've ever lied to.
impress a lady or a gentleman to win. someone over feel free to air it out in. the comments we'll air this and all. right this is middle school so I you. know I think we can get away with a. little bit here this is you know this is. what like six sixth grade this is a. church group trip to the local water. park Emerald Point in Greensboro North. Carolina you've heard of it you know. Emerald Point the place with the slides. and the you know all the the the. questionable sanitation no and the. ladies it's clean lots of ladies in.
ladies in bathing suits that you from. all over the pedmont I don't I don't. even think we we had to have a. discussion ahead of time to know that. the real us wasn't adequate to win over. these you know bikini clad women at the. at the Emerald Point yep so um I don't. remember if there was a decision or if. you just we just went into it but there. were these two girls we started talking. to them do you remember their. names no idea maybe one of them was like. like Megan no I met at the beach I.
remember one was one was a little. shorter and one was a little taller and. the shorter one was better looking but. but I automatically get paired with the. tall one because I'm freakishly tall yep. and I like better looking women yeah I. mean it was really unfortunate no. offense to your wife she's she's. goodlooking I I didn't mean that to her. I meant before her. but my wife is short I just said I like. better look at women I didn't I wasn't. trying to slight your wife that's all. I'm saying well I wasn't even thinking.
that I'm sorry you should I just want to. apologize you should just reverse all. that why don't we just back all that up. it doesn't matter um let's just go. forward did you know I'm a deputy yeah. and I I remember just I'm pretty sure. this was my idea well it was a bad idea. so I'll give you the credit for it hello. ladies and we just start from Liverpool. we the only English accent that we. really had really reference for was the. Animaniacs so we talk like Animaniacs we. talked like we from the Animaniacs guess. would you like to go on a slide with me.
and we this is how I would talk we. started talking to these ladies and we. would we were say we we're we're. visiting from out of out of country and. they were like where where are you from. like Liverpool Liverpool have you ever. heard of The Beetles and we were making. things up about Liverpool and and I. think we said Liverpool because we were. at a poool was something subconscious. immediately you could see something. clicked in these girls mind a twinkle. and they were like uhoh this is. something we never seen boys like this. before I always wanted a pin pal in.
England or Britain or but the funny. thing is we were acting like we were. ignorant of everything including water. slides what what we don't have all this. kind of stuff can you ride the water. slide with me because I'm very afraid of. it I need you to ride in this raft with. me lady little baby little cheeky. cheeky I don't remember you saying that. but we carried this we carried this. thing the entire day day oh yeah we're. talking 6 hours of just that accent it.
was horrible I. remember we never came clean we're. coming clean now Megan whatever I don't. know have any idea what your name is I. know you're not you don't remember us. and you're not watching this but we got. her we got their phone numbers though we. did get their phone numbers you want to. call them right now because I've kept it. in my wallet all this time just kidding. it's going to be a big let down I. remember did I tell you I'm a deputy. leaving in the church bus just feeling. well no in looking at them in their. Church bus oh as we were leaving and I. was like trying to give them an English. look. you.
know and and and then thinking and then. on the way home because you know it took. about an hour and a half to get back. from Greensboro started feeling guilty. course we on a church trip you know. you're in the church bus you're on the. church van start feeling guilty. conviction and uh I was like I maybe we. lied maybe that was deceptive maybe we. lied maybe that was deceptive but it was. all in good fun it was all to get the. ladies I mean it's Justified right but. you know it it got me to thinking that. and I'm not suggesting this but there's. American women just they have this thing.
for guys with accents right it's like if. you are from Australia or England or. South Africa or pretty much anywhere. else and all of a all of a sudden oh. you're somehow intriguing and cool and. it's just like this is such an easy. there there's no doubt there are dudes. out there on in like you know in college. now who are doing this on a regular. basis live go to parties and assume a. totally new identity and the girls are. falling for it I think what we're. learning is that you should just go all. the way hello lady cheeky cheeky I'm a.
deputy in Great Britain would you like. to see my. firearm I don't I don't think they call. them uh uh deputies over there they call. them call them Bobbies Bobbies I'm a. Bobby I'm a Bobby would you like to see. my fire have you ever deceived a woman. or a man with a story of either being a. police officer or a a Brit let us know. in the comments so is is this is this us. apologizing to them for for lying no. it's all good fun it was justified.
because they were interested but we. never called them. afterwards and Link freaks out about. it hold on a second the World's closing. the World's closing in just let it. happen let it happen there's nothing. catch Mech there nothing to freak out. about catch me catch me don't freak out. about. it.
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