I Hate Vomiting ft. Joe Bereta

well Link's out of town I uh I joined. his bicycle. gang let's talk about that hi I'm. Michaela from Sydney Australia Good. Mythical. [Music]. Morning Good Mythical Morning today's. episode is brought to you by SM maker of. musical apps like sing you've got three. weeks to participate in the squirrel. rights sing karaoke contest so download.

the app and participate want to welcome. co-host today Joe Beretta my good friend. thank you for having me I don't know if. you guys I don't know if you guys know. but this has been kind of a dream of. mine and I've been bugging them via text. message uh for about two years now. that's not how I remember it but I like. the fact that you're making it seem like. you've wanted to be a part of this lant. of dreams and I feel like uh it's. officially that fact for me well you.

know there's there's we have some. similarities I mean not only do we your. hair goes up my hair goes up we both. have a a manly beard yep um but we're. one half of a comedy duo yes not the. same comedy duo two different comedy. Duos unless maybe this is a new Duo. thing that we have going maybe okay. watch out other Duo. Partners can can I be first in this Duo. also yeah I'm I'm used to well you know. what you're you're second in BR and BR. well you have to figure out it goes I.

mean you guys are R and Link because. that sounds better than link and R it. just does likea and I'm more important. and more talented well there's that too. so if it was Joe and Rhett does Joe and. Rhett sound better than rhet and Joe I. contend that rhet and Joe sounds better. I think you keep Beretta Rett and. Beretta Beretta and Retta Beretta and. Rhett Rett and Beretta Beretta how about. it's just Beretta and would we just add. an H bam good by other partners who are. no longer ex his has been made and not. only are you part of a Duo mhm you have.

a show. that gets a lot more views than ours but. is similar in that you talk about a lot. of things SourceFed we talk about a lot. of things yeah so I'm I'm I'm double I'm. double timing on the YouTubes I got the. the sketch comedy with Bratz and Brea. and then I've got the the news coverage. in a funky funny fast-paced manner on. SourceFed yeah but it's edited it is. very edited I haven't told you this will. not be edited I'm I'm this is not being. edited at all I'm frightened I'm used to. jump cuts now okay so I am this week.

it's excusable because Link's out of. town I'm cheating on link uh by bringing. in other co-host but I want to make a. confession um if you watched one of last. week's episodes you saw that link and. Nick our Collective friend Nick have. started a bicycle gang we're calling it. the mountain biking Club is it a gang if. it's only two U I think yeah technically. that's kind of a Duo. yeah we're experts on the duo isms well.

they started their their duo their. biking duo their club and Link made it. very clear uh I was hurt I was. emotionally distraught about this he. made it very clear that he was. questioning whether or not he was going. to invite me into the gang so what I did. is while link is out of town I called up. Nick and I said let's go mountain biking. buddy and me and Nick we went mountain. biking this past weekend you infiltrated. the gang in his absence yeah okay okay. that's uh a little underhanded but it's. also underhanded not to invite you into. the gang of made no sense to begin with.

but um I want to talk about what. happened while I was mountain bike you. no you you do anything active I do I. used you seem pretty fit I do a lot of. uh basketball I I like looked you up and. down and said you seem pretty fit like I. felt like I needed to say yes otherwise. bad things were going to happen to me uh. I I try to stay as active as possible it. gets harder as we get older what kind of. stuff you do uh. basketball basketball run around Chase. my daughter um I'm Tre you know teaching.

kids to ride bikes might be one of the. most active things that I've ever done. yeah it's. U it's dangerous you use the balance. bike you know about the balance bike it. doesn't have the the training wheels you. just teach them how to balance really we. got one for Shephard our four-year-old. but I kind of put it on him and just. kind of s him off and hit a tree we. almost hit a car yesterday instead. instead of using the breakes which I was. trying to teach her in the moment she. decided to literally Superman off the. bike she just she was about to hit a car.

so at full speed she just leaped forward. head first I caught her kind of in. midair fell she hit belly and then I had. to jump over the bike and I parkour over. the bike the somersault on the pavement. and now I'm in extreme pain but you. didn't get this on video nope didn't. happen okay all right well okay so I'm. out there with Nick and he's like listen. we're going to go like a th feet. up uh over time not at an incline yeah. not all at once like like a jump we're. not.

going to get on bik buy hop a thet we're. going to ascend a th000 feet over the. course of four miles I'm like okay of. course I can do this even though I. haven't done anything active in 16 years. so you're going about 1,000 feet up at. about 20,00 a little more than 20,000 ft. long you do the math huh something like. that it's a little bit more so you're. going a little 5280 ft in a mile there. you go Joe and so we get about onethird. of the way well and before we start ni. says hey what' you have to eat this.

morning I'm like why why is he asking me. that and I'm like why are you asking me. that and he says because when you vomit. it up I I want to I want to have the. camera rolling I'm like he has no. confidence in me and then I was like. dude I've never it's like I'm not active. anymore but I used to play a lot of. sports and I've never once vomited via. because of exhaustion in your entire. life now in my entire life I've never. done that either yeah I've never like. been running a marathon a I've never ran. a marathon B I've never been running a.

marathon and then felt like I just. needed to Ralph all over the place you. know so I'm like well he has no. confidence in me but I I'm in the bike. club now I'm working my way up towards. president so I got to show this guy. what's up so get on the bike and we are. I'm not kidding we are not halfway yet. and I start thinking I'm really feeling. it I am really feeling it and you. feeling it here in the throat area or. here in the tummy um my legs mostly my. legs are feeling like they're going to. throw up and my legs are beginning to. burn and and I and realizing that I.

don't have a lot of lung capacity left. and then I'm like Nick I got to stop of. course first of all a lot of my pride. kind of just broke at that point when I. was like dude can we stop you know. because I'm the guy who ask can we stop. Y and then we he's like sure you know. he's kind of got this little grin on his. face cuz he's like pulling out the. camera he knows he knows he's been there. he's thinking about the first time that. he went mountain biking and um I'm like. let I got to stop for a little bit and. then I'm thinking to myself.

Bo I don't feel good and uh I'm like. hold on let me sit down for a second you. know like five minutes later I'm I got. my helmet off I've taking my gloves off. I want to take my pants off you know. it's just one of those things where you. natural reaction you just you just you. want to get completely naked and like. lie against a rock and just pray that. you're not going to vomit and this is. when I'm going to spoil spoil this I. didn't vomit and the and you know what I. should have because I would have just. gotten it out gotten it over with and. just kept on but I've had an aversion my. life in fact this is like a family thing.

this is a mlin thing we have an aversion. to vomiting in fact there was a point in. while I was in college that my brother. my dad and I combined had a 50-year non. vomit streak as the men in the mlin. between the three of you 50 years never. regurgitating the things inside of you. yes it was and I I had so much pride in. this that I used to write for our. College paper DC State and I wrote an. article about it I would have to like. like course I could never figure out. what to write about so I was like this.

week it's kind of like the show it's. like what are we going to talk about. we're going to talk about wanting to not. throw up who broke the streak. um me you broke the streak I'm pretty. sure it was me ah I wish it was more. there was a more Sensational to the. story but uh I I got sick of flu or. something like that but since then all. three of us have once one goes down. everybody's like the reverse curse was. broken yeah there's no incentive to not. vomit but to this day when I feel it.

kind of building up and I and I want. just what is it you know do you have an. aversion it's the worst it I think. everybody has that aversion cuz it is. the worst feeling it's probably like. death burning in Fire and not dying and. then throwing up I think somewhere in. there yeah that's how I see it you do it. and you you you taste things with your. whole face I apologize to viewers if. this is too graphic things come out your. nose we do this every once in a while. it's okay and you have a an ab workout.

that you never asked for it's like you. did 17 rounds of Ab Ripper X it never. feels good you feel like an animal when. it's happening too you know you feel. like you feel like an alien it's like. like your body tenses up and you're like. this is totally involuntary but it's but. you know it's one of those things that's. totally involuntary but seems totally. voluntary yeah you see it from a. distance you're like what's wrong with. that what's wrong with that guy that was. a mental Choice he just made to do but. he's thinking what's wrong with me why. is it happening your body starts coning.

I'm possessed yep it's the worst and. that's why I I will I won't do it at at. any cost I will I will try to keep from. doing it I have forced myself to do it. after nights of Celebration and joy that. there was too much celebration and joy. and in said night I was like I really. don't feel good and if I don't if I. don't alleviate what's inside of me I'm. going to feel worse in the morning so. there there have been one or two times. in my life I'm a very old man now that I. I forced myself to do it and I would say.

two out of the maybe 30 times that I've. puked in my life two were on purpose and. they actually resulted in me feeling way. better really yeah well that's the thing. you know it's you're going to it's going. to feel better but you just can't talk. yourself into I just go into that. breathe deep mode mhm think if I just. breathe deeply enough I'm going to get. that little like uh your mouth starts. salivating in the back Corners that's. when you know what's going to happen. yeah that's the worst okay let's stop. talk about all the women have stopped. watching y they're done they're done we. apologize we're going to talk about. other cuddlier things so anyway you know.

I uh maybe this is this is my punishment. for cheating on link in the bicycle gang. while while he's gone because I I. haven't told him about this I haven't. told him that I went mountain biking. with Nick yet maybe he hasn't told you. of all the nasty Karma things that he's. went through while going on bike rides. without. you we'll talk when he gets back yeah. you guys will be able to have a another. podcast he's going to have a mustache. when he comes back for are you guys. doing the uh well he's doing the member. thing shave I'm deciding we both got.

head starts well No Shave November and. member two different things oh oh. educate member is just a mustache only. and you have to start clean shaving okay. I don't I don't get rid of this you. don't want to see me like that that's. your thing okay we're going to end this. episode oh I I don't know how often you. watch the show or if you've ever watched. watched it a couple times we end it with. the wheel of mythicality which is right. behind you you have the honor of picking. up putting on oh okay on the stool here. this and uh you you know what you can. spin it if you want to. and uh whatever it lands on we're going.

to do to close out the episode and Joe. today you are link okay okay so you're. you might have to walk me through this. and I. apologize everybody spins it clockwise. because that seems. logical okay abrupt ending oh this is. perfect I think I feel like I can do. this y I'm enough want to follow your. well. [Music].