How to Turn Your Furby Evil

some of my kids Christmas gifts are. affecting my quality of life let's talk. about that hi I'm Nathan I'm Jacob and. I'm Philip and we're from Washington DC. Good Mythical. [Music]. Morning Good Mythical Morning welcome to. the show As We Roll Along in season. three of Good Mythical Morning link I'm. sad to say is still wearing a vest.

I told you I was going to be wearing the. vest I'm wearing the vest my core is. warm bam all right I won't wear the vest. tomorrow I I do note that you clean. cleaned up the bird poop you made an. attempt there's like a there's like a. oily spot there now though it's just. it's still a little damp I did it right. before we started you need to you need. to get a bird on the left hand side to. poop till you can even it out thanks for. joining us today if you want to be in. the intro of Good Mythical Morning make. it a video response to the most recent. Good Mythical Morning morning episode hi.

I'm so and so from so and where Good. Mythical Morning is all that you need to. say no need to get fancy people keep it. simple thanks for joining us um now it's. been a few weeks since Christmas of. course but as you know we haven't been. making the show for a couple of weeks so. we still got things that we need to talk. to you about our holiday experience. whether you like it or not you can turn. it off that's okay I don't care I think. this is important I think there are. things to be learned and um or lives to.

be changed here I uh uh and and I'm. curious you know well we haven't talked. about what I know what our kids got and. I know what your kids got but but they. don't I I don't know what you got did. you get that vest for Christmas I no I. actually got this before. Christmas really yep you made a decision. to get this I purchased this myself so. let's not talk about my vest anymore. okay I love the vest but I'll wear it on. my own time listen you know what's going. to happen in a month I'll have a vest I. I'll be eating my words I didn't want to.

say it but I'm glad that you I have a. parrot on each shoulder just pooping all. over me I mean I got I got cash I'm well. hold on I'm not complaining I should say. I got cash I got cash I got gift cards. like I mean the most powerful gift card. these days Amazon gift card I got to. love that I got some bike stuff so now. my life is not in danger I can actually. break on my mountain bike again really. well it hasn't arrived in the mail so my. life is still in danger and if I don't. install it correctly then my life is in. more danger you should get a. professional to do that I got that um I.

put some money towards some sunglasses. which haven't arrived yet so I'm pretty. excited about that it's all delayed. gratification it's like Christmas is the. gift that keeps on giving well it's like. when you're an adult it's and especially. when you're a parent it's lot it's a lot. less about what you get it's more about. what your kids get yeah but what you get. tends to be things that then put the. ball in your court you know the gift. card puts the ball in your court or. underwear my grandma got me underwear. well yeah okay and I put them on my. court yeah you well you know exactly. what to do with those your grandma got. you underwear what kind um box briefs uh.

silk silk boxers what let's just make a. general rule that we're not going to. talk about anything that I wear I'm just. trying to figure out what your. grandmother is thinking I think it would. be much what her approach is she's like. that looks like it would fit. link well who more appropriate to give. regions like yeah it's just interesting. my mom got me socks it's interesting. it's interesting well your mom got you. socks why' your mom get you socks. because I got feet I need to warm them. up man well I've got.

I've got a a court that needs to be. supported now if you watch the Christmas. special the mythical Christmas special. thank you for doing that and um you know. that our children uh all wanted a dog. they all wanted a pet and as you might. know Chuck Testa didn't get them dogs. right we almost got them a tax or demise. dog but we'll talk about that later um. we didn't get him a dog but I will say. that I being the good father that I am. got my kids the next best thing and they. are outside could you bring them in.

Jason in the kennel are they in a kennel. yeah well they they do have a. personality of. some okay if you follow rett's Twitter. feed or our uh our Facebook page I think. you know about this oh my goodness I got. to put them back here so people can see. him this one's asleep wake up. Furby here we go so here you take you. take these two and I'll take these two. now uh it's my understanding r that you. got two of these.

and they breed and now they've already. procreated to create four well you know. that's one of the things about the new. fures is they actually do. procreate no they don't uh actually as. annoying as these things are somehow my. wife let my one of my sons lock get. another one with his Christmas money so. he already had this one and then. Shephard had this one actually this one. cuz yeah this is this is we'll talk. about who that is in a second so three. of these are yours and then he buys and. then he said I want to get this one cuz. they had it on special so now I got. three of these things and let me tell.

you my life is you can imagine how. annoying it is just right now to have. these guys here on Good Mythical Morning. there's no off button no we've talked. about this before you got to lock them. in a closet you knew this was going to. happen why did you why did you approve. these pets well because they don't. crap now this one right here and I can. leave for Christmas and just leave them. here this is not LLY this is not Lincoln. this is not Lando this is none of my. kids this shut up they don't shut up. they don't respond anything this is my.

wife's Furby and I did not get this for. her her parents got her this Furby I. don't think she's named it um and the. kids do play with it did she know you. have it here yeah she let she let me. bring it in my kids do not know that I. have their they they they are so. particular about these things and they. the first night we got one locks this. one fell off of a table and quit working. and he started crying and then we. adjusted the battery and he started. working and it's really that simple you. don't have to take him to the the vet.

this is another great thing about fures. but I will say they were so scared that. anyone who touched them was going to. turn them evil he was like Dad I read. the Amazon reviews and you could turn. them evil and once they turn evil they. hate you and you can't turn them back. and I was like they personalities change. that well let me tell you every five. minutes you know what it is now it's how. can we turn their fures evil oh they and. now we know how to turn the her the. Herby's the fur evil and I'm going to do. that right. now you overfeed them.

and watch what happens I'm not going to. make one of mine evil but I'll make two. of your. evil I think you might have to give him. a. break yep look like over over over Coco. Coco.

[Applause]. look at him look at him look at him he's. going. crazy he's evil. now he's. evil yeah he's making grunny noise he's. start he's going to start farting and. burping in a. second let's get rid of these guys Jason. can you take these guys out of here and. keep mine away from funny thing is my. kids don't call it evil my kids call it.

Rude the fur's Turning rude because they. burp and fart and that's rude in my. household what is this 1873 no well it. is rude to do it in public what else did. you get well I listen that wasn't all I. got I went big this year I surprise my. children with a Wii U we've never had a. gaming system in the house other than. like stuff you could play like you know. in your hands handheld stuff and so they. they had no idea.

and we surprised them on uh actually. before we left for Christmas to go to. North Carolina right before we left we. surprised them and I got a little video. of the. surprise shepher do you know what it is. now as you can see my my children were.

very happy with me uh we've been having. a good time playing but you have to be. honest you didn't buy it just for them. you bought it for yourself well a little. bit uh and I will say I have played a. little bit and I will say I have already. injured. myself which I didn't know was a risk. but I injured my shoulder playing uh. Nintendo Land what you guys this I mean. you know what do you do well at one. point you swing the sword you're link. you're link oh in Zelda and you swing.

the sword you can't even swing a sword. without being injured I heard it like 5. minutes into the game and by the end I. was just holding my arm and going like. this but you know pathetic I'm working. out a little bit is there there's a. warning but I think it's so that you. don't throw the control I had the strap. on the system is fine I am hurt I hurt. my rotator cuff huh maybe I should sue. them I think I topped you because I did. not buy my kids a Wii U they want one. they're asking me for them thanks to you. and coming over to your house a Wii I do.

have a Wii but that's not infi that's. not good enough anymore but the thing. the big thing that we got our kids is we. got them a trip to the Great Wolf Lodge. have you heard of this place it is a. hotel that has an indoor water park so. in the middle of winter in North. Carolina when it's cold outside you can. be hey look at me I'm at a water park. I'm going down slides Merry. Christmas they enjoy it yeah yeah they. loved it I mean slides every witch away. it was great now it's not necessarily my.

idea of a good time sinking my Barefoot. into a half-eaten soggy. Cheeto but the kids loved it that. happened it didn't happen because I was. very concerned about it happening you. mean there's like Cheetos they give out. free Cheetos no but if you buy them you. know how kids are they leave them around. there's all types of Hazards and my kids. are loving it the whole time I'm I'm. wondering what's floating in the pool. when you see a brown Cheeto in the pool. that's not a Cheeto well I don't eat any. of them anyway it's not like you need to. tell me that and then they give these. they give these band. that allow you to go in and out and.

they're like a hospital band that you. can't remove well you can remove it well. there's all you can remove it but if you. do you can't get into the park anymore. so that night we go and we're like I'm. taking a shower and all of a sudden it. occurs to me if you shower yourself in. the wrong configuration you could rip. off a nipple with one of these oh. they're they're dangerous those F yo I. mean talk about messing up your. Christmas vacation well I'm happy to say. if you rip off a nipple I still have. both of my nipples the kid man it's. different I mean can get away with it. for a little bit I I do acknowledge that.

I don't need it okay yeah it's. vestigial right so is that it have we. learn anything are we caught up yet are. we ready to move out for the holiday I. question I I mean I'm sure your kids had. a good time I questioned giving a gift. like that it's a gift that doesn't keep. on giving you know my kid you. criticizing my gift a little bit I mean. my kids are going to be playing the Wii. U we created month now you guys are. going to be looking at pictures of water. slides I mean just being honest with you. I don't know I think I'm a better father.

it's okay ants and lyns pants. H you okay oh what's that something's. something's in my pants I know your. grandma got you some new underwear does. it have are they are they ill fitting oh. gosh well I left them outside for a. couple of days before I started wearing. them I didn't well ants are really. attracted to. Silk in my. pants I sound like popey go go God. that's what you sound like when you get.

ants in your pants they're fake. [Music].