How to Stop Hitting the Snooze Button
it's time to end your addiction to the. snooze button let's talk about that. [Music]. good mythical morning you asked us. questions on the internet facebook. twitter. all types of places we're going to. answer them hopefully you'll be. satisfied if it's not a question find a. new source the questions are requests. for advice if you don't like our advice. ask your parents ask your friend.
ask some ask a man on the street a bum. ask a bum your girlfriend your. girlfriend. if you're dating a bum. all the better at. asks on twitter link i need some advice. on how to get up early without pressing. the snooze button for a million times. now it's interesting my alarm didn't go. off at all this morning that's probably. an exaggeration which is why no it. didn't go off at all no a million times. nobody does that oh yeah that uh that's. why i was late to pick you up yeah yeah.
i waited on the curve like a little boy. i am. pretty much addicted to the snooze. button on my phone i have to i have to. find it and then hit the little snooze. thing on my phone on the bedside i have. 30 minutes of snoozing every morning i'm. ready to break the cycle. um 30 minutes a day huh yeah. it's it's a problem you're weak. so i've been thinking about this i'm. glad that you asked it um i think that. we because i'm talking about us here. this is a problem we can solve together.
i think we need to have a punitive. snooze button. when you hit the snooze button it. punishes you like it shocks you if my. phone or if your alarm clock could. really inflict pain. it's pavlovian you know pavlovian. wouldn't you just. wouldn't you just get rid of the snooze. button like take it off of it like don't. have it but then you would then you'd. never wake up. but if you're not going to press it it's. like it's not even there that's just an. observation. yeah you got to get up i guess.
you're saying i would just there's. there's a weakness in your plan yeah you. want to hear what i got uh oh yeah you. got something better. i i think you got to move away from the. mechanism altogether. you know i think you cannot rely on the. machine you have to rely on a person. i.e wake-up call people will let you. down right not according to my plan. first of all if you're a rich person. most of you are not you can get somebody. you can call you can get a wake-up call. service that's really loud and annoying. and they will they will keep calling you. until you get up and be like listen are. you up hey hey hey buddy hey get up.
yeah you're like at a hotel room but in. your house yeah a very offensive wake-up. call services look it up now most people. can't afford that but what you can't. afford is blackmail. and what i mean by that is you've got a. friend who you everyone knows something. about a friend that they don't want to. get out to the public. blackmail a friend into being your. wake-up caller like pictures. something so get some pictures of it. you're now my wake-up caller that's. that's what that was where i was going. with you you got nothing you got nothing. i got a lot on you you have you have.
photos i i think it i think it should be. we you should create a life or death. situation that when if you were to hit. the snooze. it would no no no let's get rid of the. snooze and let's just say when your. alarm clock goes off because you said. get rid of the snooze okay the alarm. clock as it goes off it lights a fuse. which then leads to something and that. will incinerate your whole house this. news fuse this news fuse. that if you don't get on fuse.com get it. linked now if you don't get up and put. out the fuse.
you're there's going to be a fire. really yeah and that's an ugly way to go. great idea link you redeemed yourself. uh km we have another one kay milad. asks. on twitter. yeah i have so much free time need some. ideas of something productive i can do. what. you've got time to write yeah. yeah i have so much free time yeah. i think they were like yeah i got a. question yeah i got so much free time in. these foam sculpture.
is something i've been meaning to get. into something i don't have time for. seriously i don't know how i stumbled. across this foam sculpture. so you don't have free time but you have. enough time to stumble upon something. called foam sculpture it was so amazing. just search foam just google foam. sculpture. what is it it's foam sculpture what do. you mean foam skull you get a block of. foam and then you get this hot wire and. you. run it through and it cuts it like. butter and you can make and you can make. dinosaurs you can make anything that you. can imagine and then you paint it.
hey hold on now this is like the best. idea i've ever had well i i think you. need to do some if you have free time. you need to do something for the. betterment of society people love art. you need to come up with a cause that. you can build a movement around. something like uh. here's the thing i thought of as an. example. edible popsicle sticks. start a movement when you get down to. that popsicle stick that it's not wooden. you just hope you just keep on eating.
no that makes society better you can. start a facebook group or whatever the. kids do there's no way that that hasn't. already been done because that's such a. good idea yeah i i know like this news i. googled it and some some middle schooler. has invented it already so poof too late. you missed you missed the boat on the. edible popsicle sticks but that's my. point exactly he had free time the. middle schooler came up with it you can. be a zillionaire if you come up with. something that the society wants little. movement. you ask for the mail song to come back.
we do have some mail and we're going to. give you the mail song you know. where. no what day it is you know what day it. is. it's thursday. [Music]. and thursday. means may. if something's really meaningful to you. uh you can snail mail it to us let's. write a song about something that's uh. doing your free time uh.
redlink.com contact is where you get the. information to do that dear rhett and. link my name is connor marshall from. houston texas. i dreamt that we. rhett link and myself were doctors in. the delivery room i at first was shocked. to see y'all and then was even more. shocked to discover we were delivering. babies. shocking. knowing y'all as who you are. i asked if it was a good idea for us to. be delivering babies.
good question this was rhett's response. to my question quote. we're from the south. [Music]. end quote. can you interpret this dream. yes. conor i am glad that you have uh shared. this with us and um. first of all judging by your by your. handwriting here um adolescent you don't. look like you're old enough to have made. babies yourself. um. or to um.
be an obstetrician well i think that's. you know that that's where the amateur. dream interpreter would go on this one. link they would say okay this guy has a. dream to be an obstetrician no no no. nobody actually dreams to do that it. just kind of happens after you go to. medical school and run out of ideas. really. what this is about is that connor. feels like a baby himself. uh. he feels like don't talk to me talk to. connor you feel like connor you feel. like a baby. and you are looking to deliver yourself. to the next stage of life and you're.
scared. you lack a little confidence it's okay. we all go there sometimes. and the thing that you're hoping you can. hold on to is the fact that you're from. the south and let me tell you son you. can bank on that it's going to help you. it makes you a better person than all. the other people from the north or the. west. it's the best place in the world. and it should give you the confidence to. move with with confidence to the next. stage of life and if that is to be an. obstetrician boy you go for it we'll be. there when you deliver your first baby. that's why we're there because at that. point your life will show up somehow i.
don't know how that's going to happen. but we would be manifested. manifested none of that none of that was. solid i i think ultimately what he has a. desire for southerners to deliver their. own babies like these west coasters do. you know out here uh women deliver their. babies in bathtubs without the aid of. they just have this thing called doulas. free birthing that's not a southern. thing no free birthing we go to the. doctor solo. did we spin the the mythical male. boulder no let's do that we have. something it should be fun you can you. can mail us something here now listen.
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