How to Spend a Million Dollars

okay you came across a million bucks now. what let's talk about that hi I'm andon. Janet McGregor I'm andon Sue Adams. Lieutenant Ruth jger and we're stationed. in the South Pacific during World War II. Good Mythical. [Music]. Morning Good Mythical Morning thanks for. joining us today because you're special. you know how special you are very about. this special.

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million from his 85-year-old blind. friend it's just it's sad a really sweet. story it's not right it should not be. done but it was done and then the guy. took the $1.6 million and spent over. half a million dollars on just Home. Shopping Network stuff listen to this. list a bad idea uh watches good lots of. watches on Home Shopping Network well. you got to know what time it is my mom.

you know Mom you know this is true she. loves the Home Shopping Network and. she'll buy some watches on there you. think I get her to buy something right. now she's probably buying some watches. right now look at look at this shirt. look how good it looks on me it's got. she's not GNA buy anything from you well. I'm just trying and see but she might. buy a watch for you she bought Christy a. watch for Christmas well I don't have. one Sue look at that my birthday's. coming up in. October watches storage and display. cases for watches rings and another.

jewelry MP3 players uhuh got to listen. to music DVDs yep lamps vacuum cleaners. got to have light got toan throw throw. blankets got to have blankets sheet sets. yep got to sleep can are you going to. say something after everyone that was my. plan I've got a lot of them okay. candlesticks got to have light filters. tool kits bags clocks figurines Globes. coin collections luggage Knife Set. glasses pots and pans cups and saucers. flameless candles yep got don't want to. hurt yourself and one multicolor fog.

maker yeah got to have multicolor fog if. you're going to have fog and you've got. $1.6 million to blow conceal I wanted I. wanted to have all types of colors in. there it's going to look like a rock. concert in this 77 year old dude's. apartment in the Bronx I like this guy. so this got me thinking got both of us. thinking all right if we had that amount. of money let's not say we stole it from. a legally blind friend of ours yeah. let's just say we got it honest a little. old blind lady I we're not going to get. it through entertainment I don't think. but let's just say we came into and.

let's make it a cool even million. dollars I thought it would be good for. us to discuss what we would do so we've. each thought of it right you do but you. got to set the parameters because in. order to make this interesting you can't. spend it you can't give it to anybody no. charitable acts okay obviously we. encourage charity with money that you. win or you make but just to make this. interesting you can't give it away you. can't spend it on anyone else it can't. be like I want to get my kids a million. dollar free house and this applies to. you and the cuz in the comments you tell.

us what you would spend a cool meal you. got to spend it on yourself you have to. spend it on yourself and just for. entertainment for. enjoyment oh really it has to be okay. yeah mine still applies because I have. one in mine you have yours I get I don't. know if it's one or I went wild now the. first thing before you before you go. through your wildness here is you can go. through a million dollars pretty quickly. I mean this guy went through half a. million dollars just on the home. shopping network list that I gave you. right and and Mom I know that you could.

do the same probably and that's one of. the Myriad reasons that she got eat. she's got to eat link you don't buy food. on QVC dude okay maybe you could yeah. every once in while they sell like a. summer sausage or something summer beef. jerky we're both think of the same thing. we're both thinking stuff you can ship. preserve product ship summer sausage uh. for a million you can buy a Jaguar cx75. Supercar that's one car $1.1 million. gets you from A to B you could buy the.

first Superman comic sold by Comic. Connect in February of 2010 that was for. $1 million there's only one of them you. can get an 800 square foot. apartment in New York you got to live. some for a million and it and it gives. you just a view of downtown manhatt well. that's a beautiful view though yeah. that's that's pretty tough or you could. get approximately 400,000 mcbs whoa so I. probably just took yours well I need to. re I need to revise my list so you can.

blow through a million dollars pretty. quickly R how are you going to do it. well in no particular order uh I'm going. to get a hot tub and I now listen I. always. okay in you mean in no particular order. you don't know how you're going to get. it but at some point you'll get a hot. tub I'm saying one of the things I'm. going to do not necessarily the most. important thing on the list I've always. wanted a hot tub I'm a big man I like. warm water um but I don't mean one of. those like you go to State Fair and.

there's a guy selling hot tubs or or. like something you'd find on Craigslist. I mean like a nice hot tub I mean it's. not above ground in the ground below. ground I mean you know even with the. ground not like a you know it's not. cheap it's not plastic I mean we're g to. get this custom made it's GNA be like. porcelain on the inside like a toilet. this sounds like a $200,000 hot tub well. it may it may be a $775,000 hot tug. that's what I plan you got 900 grand. left uh I am going to join.

exactly 31 blanks of the month club you. know how there's you can go to these. websites razors cheese Beer cigars jerky. soup pickle Olive peanut butter I want. every single day I want something from a. blank of the month club to be on my. doorstep I'm like what is it today oh. it's peanut butter of the month day a. razor and a pickle yeah every day at. least in in February I got three extra. unless it's a leap year because I'm. doing 31 see so really thought about.

this oh yeah buddy every day I want a. golf cart with really big. wheels I've seen those they're pretty. cool I don't think the Transmissions are. built for wheels that big they're going. to break so you're probably going to. need to buy like one every year because. the transmission I would upgrade the. transmission I got a million bucks man. well I got you're dwindling already all. those dollar things I'm gonna buy dollar. a month I'm goingon to buy as much. Hawkman memorabilia as possible and. create my own Hawkman Museum it's going. to be in my house though like a one room. cuz there's not a lot of stuff out there. related HW man you're going to have.

licensing issues with that you you're. going to have to buy the license no. emmissions free man I got a million. bucks I don't need it uh I'm going to. build it you can't call it a museum. they're going to tax you out the Wazoo. I'm just I'm okay and you have to pay. your financial advisor which it sounds. like it's going to be me I've only got. two more things uh I am going to I heard. about some guy that did this I'm going. to build a treehouse in a remote. location on some National Park land. because I don't have to I I don't have. enough money to pay for the the uh. oh kidding me I can't believe that you.

are so close to one of. mine what yep see this is how we think. man this is like the monster trucking. thing our life plans intersect man. that's what makes us a good team all. right so say it again I'm going to build. a treehouse in a remote location on some. national Parkland because I don't have. enough money to pay for the the land. gosh I can't believe this okay I have to. stop you right here hold on but I still. have I know you have one more $700,000. we have to talk about this one right. now I don't know if I should be happy or. if I should feel like you've stolen from.

me I feel like you stole my idea listen. I knew that R was going to come up with. a lot of ideas so I said I'm G to take. all my money and I'm going to put it. into one thing I'm not going to do like. right I'm going to spread it all a. little bit of this a little bit of that. something every day Jets and all this. you know for me it was I was going to. get one thing with my million dollars. and the thing that I was going to do was. I was going to buy a high altitude. remote forested plot of land cuz you can. get it really cheap and I thought I.

might team up with like an Indian. Reservation or something build a Tepe. and no no and I was going to build a. forest ropes course like a high altitude. in the trees ropes course and I put my. treeh house there I mean that's what I. was thinking is that there'll be some. tree houses and I could charge ADM. Mission and then I could it' be a money. making it be like have you heard of that. place in like the most remote part of. like high altitude saskat. it's got to be for your personal.

entertainment though you can't make a. business out of it well fine I won't. charge admission I'll just get. underprivileged youth to come to it but. my point is it's a Ropes Course in the. air and now we have $2 million to put. towards it can you believe that we came. up with almost the same thing well I set. aside $700,000 for this big screen TV. made by. Porsche but dude I mean what does it. what does it mean that we both want to. build something in trees it means we. ought to.

it means whether we get the money or not. we need to make plans right now just to. now listen my idea is to go into a. national park where it's actually. illegal to build but you don't have to. pay for the land you just gota you can't. be found out that's where the Treehouse. came in be very it's going to look like. the rest of the trees it's going to have. a little but I'm going to have lots of. like roping going through stuff people. are going to be like it's hard to see. though who's the guy going have you. noticed all the people going through the. the tree canopy in the National Park. yeah too big of a risk we can pay off.

give save $50,000 and pay off the park. ranger again I think I think just um. American Indian Reservation type thing. is like the answer because you know how. they have they they can legally have. casinos and stuff and you can just go W. doesn't even have to be safe they can. legally have ropes courses is that what. you're getting at they can have like. crazy. ones some on my list was the cced TV. it's that huge TV that comes you want. talk about this TV don't you and well no. I'm just saying that was the thing I was.

that was I was going to be in my hot tub. with a pickle and a cigar and you know. some cheese of the month or whatever and. uh with Hawkman my memorabilia and then. I was going to be watching and you could. come over in a tree no that's at the. national park that's where at your rose. course only accessible by what would you. do with a million dollars if you had to. spend it all on yourself for personal. entertainment purposes because you know. what you may have that option someday. you can do it it you you have the M you.

have mind power have a spreadsheet I did. this in Exel Thum. War 1 2 3 4 I declare a thumb. waren I ruptured a disc today this is. not good for. me drop kick one two. three that's cheating man link for the. win drop. kick. [Music].