How To Share a Hotel Bed

we've been known to share a hotel room. from time to time and it's been. different I'm Louis I'm Sarah and we're. from Southern Oregon let's talk about. [Music]. [Applause]. that good mythical morning today's. episode is brought to you by and from. VidCon I believe that that is short for. video conference and I believe that. there are people here live watching us. living.

people now thank you for showing up to. this live taping of Good Mythical. Morning and and thank you for showing up. at home or wherever you're watching at. your leisure I mean you could have come. to Anaheim you could have been a part of. this you could have bought a ticket. maybe you'd feel a little more special. but you're still special I'm going to. keep just to these people on the who are.

watching at home don't feel left out I'm. going to keep one eye on them and I'm. going to keep one eye on the crowd can. you actually you can actually do that. right yeah cuz I have a lazy eye a lot. of people some people notice this in. some pictures I think if I cross my eyes. I would see double them but that doesn't. accomplish. anything oh my goodness now my my. understanding here at VidCon is that you. come and you see people like us talk in. various stages and then you you sleep in.

a hotel room which is adjacent to this. facility am I right it's not very. complicated and you you sleep in rooms. with other people right yeah typically. how many are you talking about four. people to a room 11 okay she says 11 I. believe that's some sort of fire code. violation legally you have to say four. um we thought it would be a good idea to. tackle the topic of Hotel coexistence. given that not not that we're staying in.

a hotel room here we're just coming for. the day you know we got we got to get in. and out we got to we got to keep them. guessing really we got to I thought I. just had to take care of my kids this. weekend cuz my wife is gone and that too. not permanently she's just gone for the. weekend but but let's talk about it the. the Dynamics in our own friendship of. over the years having to share a hotel. room we have shared a lot of hotel rooms. yes we have and I mean going back to I.

mean we went to camp together that was. like we shared a bunk bed but we each. had our own bunk it wasn't a hotel it. was like a a canvas tent I'm just trying. to go back to the very beginning of it. and then maybe starting in college we. would like go to different things and go. on trips and that kind of thing and we. would share a hotel room and most of the. time because everybody's like well Rett. and Link are best friends they're. probably going to want to share that bed. if there's four guys in a room and I. guess we just always let it happen I. mean it's like why change it up yeah and. and College there was a lot of that.

scenario like he said like oh there's 11. us going on a trip like snowboarding or. something how many hotel rooms do we. need uh one at most you know it's like. there's people sleeping under the bed. you know if you if you weave people on a. bed you can get a lot of them on there. my granddad Papa growing up he said you. know whenever we breach the topic of. beds sleeping with people every. Wednesday say you know I slept I slept. with eight of my brothers and sisters on.

a straw mattress growing up so did I and. I spoke like this when I was 6 years. old anybody anybody puts it in. perspective going three three to a bed. here at VidCon four to a. bed okay good that's good that's good. I've never done that I've never done. that we're boarding on an awkward an. awkward conversation well it's going to. get more Awkward as we let's pull it. back so you know with our travels you. know you know you save cost and there's. not the risk of if you share a hotel.

room of waking up the next morning and. then missing something you know having. to text each other just like get out of. bed but we try to get into you're each. other's alarm clock right so most we're. going to talk a little bit about our. experience and the way that we have. approached this whole thing that can be. a little awkward and maybe you'll learn. something here at vidcom maybe you learn. something the next time you share a. hotel room with somebody now the first. thing link is you may have noticed this. link is a little particular about things. well the first thing I'm particular. about is when I go to the front desk I'm. like okay two.

things do we have two beds in the room. and is it non-smoking and I'm I'm amazed. first of all and how many rooms you go. into that are non-smoking and then. someone has just smoked the place up. it's like I everywhere you know and then. you got to call and and you got to go. back down that happens the lot that. happened at the last place that we. actually stayed when we went in there it. was you immediately knew knew it was a. non-smoking room and I they fixed it for. us you me knew that it had been smok. yeah it was a smoking non-smoking room. right but then we get in there and.

there's yeah I I've instituted some. protocols and the first thing I noticed. this probably a decade ago it's on some. trip and you were like I I kind of went. over and I got the bed you know you. typically at the hotel youve got like. the AC SL heater that's right under the. window like a comfort end like one of. those deals you know and then you've got. this bed and then you've got this bed. and I went Towards the bed that was. furthest away from the the AC and L was. like I I I I I want that bed I'm like do.

you see a stain that I don't see on the. other bed yeah like I got a black light. out or something yeah right and he's. like no no I don't if I sleep if I sleep. near the heater slac I'll have a sore. throat in the morning and it was winter. time and it it was a heat heater well. yeah you don't he was like I don't like. to have the breeze on me during the. during the evening I want be as far away. as possible from the breeze I was like. okay yeah I just randomly picked this. one I'll go and so every time we share a.

hotel room I know I just where's the. where's the vent let me get close to. it well I mean it's not just that you. like to be close to the vent you're like. a dog who likes to stick his head out. the window of a moving vehicle well. that's also true put putting your face. all up to the. vent I get dry throat man I don't I. don't like that you know I I like for a. room to be regulated temperature wise. and for me to be in kind of a sweet spot. of that I don't want to be at the point. where okay the room as a whole is 68°.

but the but the output point is like 78°. yeah it's not you're not particular at. all about anything it's like sleeping on. a lava field or something it's fine. we've worked that out another thing. we've worked out okay it. just it'll be okay there there's only a. few kids in here it's not going to get. that bad actually another thing we've. worked that guy right there's for he's. going to go around and cover the kids. ears the ear coverer I there's no. there's no way to put this other than.

the fact that I like to take a shower at. night link likes to take a shower in the. morning however you just got it. backwards no you like to take a shower. at night I like to take a shower in the. morning. however I like to take a dump at night. and you'd like to take a dump in the. morning on let's can you just call it. number. two number two number don't just and it. implies force that I'm not comfortable. with.

I like I don't hear explosions or from. the from the bathroom you may be asking. yourself why is this important to know. because trust me you do not want to take. a shower right after somebody has taken. a number. two especially after link has taken a. number two so we've got this system. where I he takes the shower at night and. then I go in and take the number two now. it's a lot easier to coordinate a shower. than it is a number two but I have. learned to control. myself and then in the morning we have. to.

you You' just admitted to being potty. trained now the thing the thing that. gets tricky is sometimes when the one. the the showering man whoever that. happens to be is in there and the guy. who needs to be the number two I just. want to say dumping man. really it could they both can happen at. the same time it is physically possible. as long but you need to keep the curtain. closed right so you get you give you. give the warning hey I I'm coming in I'm. already in I'm already down keep the. curtain Shut. it's.

happening what was that. explosion oh this is this is so that. that's we call that the hotel dance it's. like yeah I there's many times when. we're both going to the bathroom at the. same time shower or dump you know I'm. I'm I'm confirming that well if it's. night I mean a little side note here. showering at night is superior who's. with. me okay okay maybe maybe in at your own.

home but in a hotel bed you want to wash. after you get out of a hotel bed have. you like have you watched 2020 where. they talk about all the things they find. on it's just it's nasty no man it's like. it's like sleeping on the floor in a. public. restroom with your mouth open. yes you got to shower after that you. don't shower before that well you've. just created a big problem cuz now we're. going to both be showering you're going. to have to take a dump we're locked in. we are locked into the system the other.

thing that we have had to do on occasion. is we've actually had to share a bed. because sometimes you show up and you're. like you got two beds and they're like. them back no we got one and it's a king. and sometimes it's a queen oh and we're. not going to like go somewhere else and. so I I hate being the guy who's like can. you bring up a cot and he you know I'm. not sleeping on a cot yeah and I'm not. sleeping on a. cot so we both sleep in the. bed so this is but we have a different. system because like at home you know my.

my wife and I we share a bed like a. normal married couple and I'm relaxed. you know I'm relaxed I might wake up and. be on the other side I you know I kick. the covers I'm I'm I'm mobile in the. night you know having lucid dreams and. things like that but I have this system. where when I'm sleeping in a bed with. link I lock up I don't know if you do. this but like I go to sad I go to bed. like a like a. corpse and and then I wake up in the. morning I'm.

like and I my arms my my hands are still. interlocked and I look it looks like. you've been in a medical. capsule which you know I appreciate that. I respect that I thank you for that link. on the other. hand usually I wake I'll be ending a. dream and I'll like be all of a sudden. I'll be like dreaming that I'm standing. on the precipice of a garbage dump or. something I'm like what is that smell I. wake up and Link's face he like.

like he is just I I didn't know we both. were going to do that. [Applause]. I that wasn't awkward at. all I have been I have been repeatedly. spooned by this. man well listen I sleep with Reckless. abandon put that on a. t-shirt you know I I'm sorry I just. don't have that switch it's a gift I can. laid my on a pillow and boom I'm I'm.

just in another world of Reckless. abandon well the I watched a movie as a. nothing personal a movie as a child. where I don't you know how this happened. but there was like a Amish. [Music]. situation love those kind of movies I. think that's there's this new movie. coming out the Amish it has an Amish. situation like just wait for it Jason. Bourne the Amish. situation what are you getting at well. it was a a boy and a girl in bed but.

they had a board in between them like. they had to share a room because of some. family situation and the and the Amish. mother and father came in and put a. board a vertical plank we need a board. it's like we're going to we're going to. start carrying a board around the hotel. rooms as we check in those guys must be. Amish EMTs yeah right we've got our uh I. don't know what what have we learned. here today uh our lives are awkward yeah. let's spend the wheel of myth.

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