How to Save Money

how do you save money if you've got a. spending problem let's talk about. [Music]. that a good mythical morning we asked. you to ask us questions that you thought. that we might be able to give you advice. in response to uh Jesse Foster took up. the call thank you Jesse Foster for. asking us for advice thank all of you uh. for watching and for communicating with. us through the various social media.

platforms because that's valuable it's. it's a valuable experience I like the. way you put that Jesse says I want to. save my money who but I but I keep. buying stuff any. advice of course well yeah why do you. think we're asking the question because. we've already got the answer Jesse's got. a spending problem all right lots of. people have a spending problem Lots uh. studies show Jesse. that people get a thrill out of just the.

act of spending money on things not me. man well people like Jesse people with a. spending problem there's actually a. psychological like reward thing that's. happening in their brain with like. chemicals when they spend money when. they swipe the card yeah and I say don't. squelch that Embrace that okay you need. to embrace that but you have to do it in. a way that will be inconsequential. follow me here you get a bunch of. worthless worthless things like sticks.

and rocks stuff that you can get out of. your backyard out of the woods around. your house and you set them up in a. little store and you put prices on them. then make them as expensive as you want. then you get Monopoly. money worthless you invite a friend over. ironically you have to pay for Monopoly. money you can get it at a thrift store. man all kinds of Monopoly money for. really really really cheap and then you. make a shopkeeper you make a friend the. shopkeeper like in Zelda Link I would. love to be that so in other words I have.

a spining problem and what this is what. I want to do you're basically telling. her to play pretend yeah yeah yeah I. want you to come over to my house I want. you to set up a shop I want you to wear. a wig I want you to put a bandana you. like to wear a bandana sell sticks and. rocks yeah and it'll be like and you're. gonna be like I got this rock right here. for $200 you be like but I got this. stick for $500 and when I buy that stick. from you from for $500 it will satisfy. those neurons will fire in my brain and. I'll be Satisfied and I won't go buy a. car.

that's my advice take it or leave it. what if what if she just went to the. store bought real stuff because I think. there's going to be more thrilling that. than buying sticks and rocks but then. immediately return. it that maybe she'll get her thrill from. that I I I think it's not bad if you. have a spending problem at least um. don't spend it all on yourself spend it. on charity and then because you're. you're a selfish human being you'll. start spending less and less because. it'll be on somebody else.

really no Jesse you're not selfish um no. my system is spend if you're going to. spend money spend it on charity a B for. every dollar that you spend on charity. you're still getting the spending throw. right and you're also helping people is. something that you're or or animals or. whatever it is you're interested in and. then you're also putting a dollar away. in savings I got this system with my. kids called the live give save jars they. literally have jars that they put money. in you came up with this or your wife. did my uh my wife okay that makes either.

came up with it or heard about it it's a. great thing but you you physically take. your money and when you put it aside in. something that's labeled save you. actually save more that way is it an. actual jar and you should probably put a. lock on it or a valve so that you can't. get inside of it like a piggy bank uhhuh. for for more money than just like. pennies cuz that's a that's a slow. saving thing that's my idea the jar. system the use jars lockable jars so. take one of those pieces of advice and. you know give it a whirl uh David will.

Banks says I have a friend with terrible. body odor should I stop being friends. with him I feel so inadequate because my. Bo is never that. bad at first I thought I feel inadequate. yeah I think what he's saying is he. wishes he could stink more so they could. stink together and then but I think what. you're really asking is what do I do. about a friend that has terrible body. odor how do I address this and there's. lots of uh lots of ways to do this I. mean one of the most common ways to. address this is you spray the person. down with for Breeze when they're.

sleeping uh you invite them over for a. sleepover and then when they hopefully. they've got their arms in the air and. when they roll over in the dream. sequence all your advice is about like. playtime type like pretend to have a. shop these are not these are not like. grade schoolers are they invite them. over for a sleepover go camping with. them okay I mean any way that you can go. break into their house at night any way. that you can get access to them while. sleeping spray them down that's the. first thing that's not a sustainable.

model how about this one try this one on. for size tell them that they have a body. Odo problem okay you know confront them. confront them I'm all about this I mean. you really I mean that's the real advice. here yeah you can't defriend somebody. because they have a problem that they're. just ignorant of or something you just. got to be honest with them you got to. approach them and say if you're not able. to spray them while they're sleeping. then you can just you got to tell them. they might need to see a doctor or get. like clinical strength something or. other you just have to say listen hey I.

know you might you're struggling with. this and I'm your friend and I want to. help you this with this I want you to. know as a friend you stank I can smell. you from here I smell you right now I. smell you I always smell you before I. see you you could tell them that and I. want to help you address this problem. let's figure it out together let's. unstink you. together you know make it like a team. effort let's unstink you together Jessa. blunts asks on Twitter how do you acheve.

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