How to Make Yourself Burp

I don't know how to make myself burp but. I'm willing to learn I'm Caroline and. I'm Alison and we're from Mak Georgia. Good Mythical. [Music]. Morning Good Mythical Morning this. episode is brought to you by Blue. microphones including the mouse that. they make which gives us the smooth. silky sound that you've come to know. good mythical morning for.

welcome back thanks for sharing your day. with us on this show where we just talk. about things we just talk about things. that's just what we. do lower your. expectations is that what you're getting. at well no we just talk about things no. flashy edits and cutaways maybe a few. cutaways maybe sometimes oh thanks for. joining us today I was trying to figure. out well what should we talk about and. the first that came to my mind when I.

ask myself the question but feel free by. the way to nominate topics for. discussion on a Facebook page or by. tweeting at us we do see those yep if. you want to talk about something but on. this occasion my response to myself. asking myself the question was well we. should talk about how to make yourself. burp and I don't know where that came. from except that I I don't know how to. make myself burp and I've I've always. been you know jealous of the people who. could do that.

like I know you can do that you do it. every day it's like well I don't know. what to say right now so I'm just going. to make myself burp that is not true. because let me preface this entire. episode with two things number one I. hate burping okay I I can make myself. burp but I hate it when my kids do it I. hate it when my my wife does it. sometimes just like joking around or. something I can't stand that and I find. it gross I find it so not offense I'm. not offended by much I I didn't think. women could burp I thought there was.

like some that's what made them. different from men you know there's. something else that makes them. different it's not the notability to. burp oh okay um noted but I don't like. it and I also acknowledge that if you. don't like burping and you're eating. your corn flakes or whatever you eat or. whatever you do during G Mythical. Morning you may have already tuned out. or you may have not even clicked on this. video and that's really weird because. now I'm talking to somebody who doesn't. even exist a person who didn't click on. this video they exist they're just not. listening the per you cannot be a person.

who didn't click on this video and is. now hearing the video though unless. somebody else clicked on it and you came. and walked over their shoulder can you. just burp the ABCs and then shut up so I. will say that I'm not into this but link. wants to know how to burn I know how to. do it we can get into it I don't care I. want to become I want to become a. well-rounded individual now what you're. telling me is that you've got this power. oh it's a power that it you don't want. to wield because you think that it's. gross I respect that but I'm very of.

that maybe it's just a grass's Greener. scenario once I learn how to burp by the. end of this episode I'm hoping this will. happen okay good luck uh I I will. realize that oh it's you know the grass. is not greener it just smells like a. there's a little bit of vomit in my. mouth well yes link I will teach you the. way of the belch today that is my goal. but I will let you know that I'm not a. master Bel Belcher okay I am I can do it. but I don't have a lot of volume I don't. have a lot of depth that could be a. great t-shirt though I am a master beler.

uh just push this button like there's a. button on the T-shirt I am going to. belch I am going to burp or just a belch. button probably multiple times in fact. we contemplated starting the the episode. off by me. saying Mythical. Morning see I just love that boy that is. humor I mean we didn't because farting. that is awesome I'm personally offended. by it you just offended yourself yeah I. offended myself and half of our audience. but before I show you the way of the. belch okay I'm going to talk to you.

about the belch the burp the cuz if. there's anything better than burping. it's talking about it yeah it's also. known as ruus did you know that you know. how the fart is known as a flatus yeah. the burp is known as a ruus Rus or. eration eruption like there's a c. eration oh my goodness inuus like oh. that that ruus I don't know whether this. is going to be a ruus or a flatus you. know it's one of those situations well I. think it's also a Halen.

song I don't who knew that was about. beling it's the release of gas from the. digestive tract mainly the esophagus and. stomach through the mouth comes through. the mouth okay I actually have burp. through my nose which is it's very. unpleasant yeah you're skipping the. middleman of having to having to smell. it second the 13 year well the 8 to. 13year old boys out there are just going. to really eat up this episode um oh. goodness in micro gravity environments. such as space space um did you know.

beling is normally associated with. regurgitation so if you try to burp in. space you will vomit because the valve. at the top of the stomach the gastro. esophagal Junction does not produce a. tight seal and the in in absence of. gravity the stomach contents tend to. float near this loose seal making them. likely to come up along with expelled. air Vicki told me this can can can you. just tell me how to do it hold on a. second this is fascinating stuff I'm. fascinated but I'm also pretty anxious. just to actually learn something well I.

think it's worth noting it's worth. noting that there is a bit of a cultural. divide in the west and the Eastern parts. of the world uh typically in West excuse. me I mean I get choked up talking about. this did you just Stave off a an. eruption I was about to cry um in the. western parts of the world burping is. offensive it is pretty much not accepted. but in certain Eastern cultures uh. notably Chinese Indian Japanese middle. Eastern and I realized I'm not.

generalizing all those cultures it isn't. acceptable to burp and there are pockets. of those cultures and certain context of. those cultures in which burping is not. only acceptable but is encouraged it is. a sign of contentment usually after a. meal yeah if you're really going at it. really eating somebody's meal and that. was great yeah I'm enjoying this. satisfaction oh so gross wait it was. kind of liquidy it's just gross I told. you I wasn't very good at it can you. make a bigger one that is drier I don't.

practice this I don't believe in it. personally I just want to teach you cuz. you want to know all right so what do. what do we do step one uh first of all. did you know that 95% of all methane gas. that is emitted by cattle is from their. burps it is from their ruus not their. flatus everybody thinks it's cow farts. are causing all this global warming it's. actually cow burps really yeah you want. to know now so step one is all this. useless information what's step. two I love.

Vicki if I wasn't married I would be. dating Vicky right now yeah I think. there may be some issues going on Vicky. is Wiki it's Wikipedia go back to season. one and you'll get caught up. okay you swallow air now first of all if. you go back to when we were in middle. school and we had that lock in at Matt. McKenna's house remember that yeah and. we did that thing where we all made. ourselves fart I don't want to speak of. that night we swallowed air we it was. just a bunch of little boys in a room. all the girls were in another room thank.

goodness all the little boys were in a. room and we started swallowing air and. then we would get on our backs and put. our butts in the air and we would fart I. mean that's what we did all night like. 20 minutes later yeah and so we swall so. that's the first step do you remember. that night you need to go back to that. night that's the first step we also we. also back to Middle School Glenn sorl. grabbed me and squeezed me until I. fainted but that is that is bad you can. die do not do that no one should farting. and burping you can do that try that at. home I mean do it in appropriate context. but don't make yourself faint you can.

die now you swallow air but see I can. swallow air and let it go down I can. feel the bubble of air going down I. don't I I that's the part I can't do and. there it is there it is there it is if I. got it down I know how to burp I know. how to get it back up I don't know how. to swallow you can't get the bubble I. don't know how to swallow air Jason hand. me a drink because I think I'm I can do. it with a drink oh that's a handicap no. you can't do that it's a crutch a Coke. is a crutch well then do it do right now.

maybe if I watch closely or something. you can you can't feel the air going. down. no I don't know how to do. it it's like my body is saying no that. goes in the lungs no your your stomach. no your throat is saying I'm going to. take the air that is in my mouth and I'm. going to insert it into my stomach see I. really don't know and then it's. just it's kind of gross maybe I need to. let it go it doesn't stink though you.

must not have had any breakfast it. doesn't stink because it's the air it's. not gas coming from my stomach it's air. I just swallowed that you just breathe. that's kind of. gross well I I I you're not helping me. give me a tip on how to swallow a bubble. of air because I mean I've just known. how to do it since I was a. kid boy this is entertaining there this. is the height of R link is watching this.

by the way now every everyone has. clicked away this is just for me yeah. yeah yeah so I don't care about them. anymore maybe if I just get one of these. here oh yeah has a big bow. now that was not that exhilarating I. feel I cheated now do you feel do you. feel how that felt I don't feel awesome. re no no you need to recreate that. naturally without the. crutch.

you lost. it such a little one okay I I yeah it's. something I'm just too. smart oh God another another thing that. that another thing that link can't do. because. he's too. intelligent oh I think that's it my body. is so smart I can't your body is smart.

I think it's usually in the brain oh. gosh let's just get the wheel up yeah. let's end this before we get. flagged okay can you make yourself burp. I know I didn't do a great job of. explaining it so if you could explain in. a in more in a more detailed way in the. comments link will read all the comments. hold on I've got an. explanation I can't even do it you can't. even do it when I hit yourself on the. chest uh here we go Kung Fu.

dubbing okay here we go my ability bur. on command is superior you will never. burp like me let's not talk at the same. time my burping shall rival yours but my. ruus ability is well known I challenge. you to burp right now I hate to burp but. I. must burp on command for the. [Music]. win.

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