How to Get Out of a Traffic Ticket

I got pulled over and I didn't get a. ticket learn my secret let's talk about. that hey I'm Sierra from upstate New. York Good Mythical. [Music]. Morning Good Mythical Morning today's. episode is brought to you by the r. link.com store where you can pick up. things like the r Link logo shirt fresh. out of the bag link still even got some.

wrinkly wrinkles in it you know you w. one I don't like wearing things with me. on it but I'm trying to get them to buy. it so I'm doing it for just this this. purpose you won't see me in public with. this on link might wear it oh I'll wear. it I'm not above it I'm proud of it and. i' be proud of you for getting one okay. so today you're going to show sh you're. going to Shell some Secrets you're going. to Shell some secrets and share them and. I don't know what are you going to do. let me tell you this uh past weekend. took a little trippy trip.

with the family down to on a boat is. this like a water sign signifier well we. did go to water we went down to Malibu. Creek State Park there's a like a pool. area down there where you can go and you. can jump off rocks into the pool and I I. thought that the boys would be really. into that they were but you had to get. on the highway or the freeway as they. call it here to get to Malibu Creek. State Park so as opposed to the surface. streets which that they also call. surface streets surface streets yeah.

chisty was like what's the surface. street I was like well a highway is high. and a Surface Street is on the surface. that's how I explained it which is not. really true cuz there are freeways. highways that are on the ground I think. that's the origin anyways so I'm on the. freeway uh the 101 heading west and. first of all my routine was thrown off a. little bit let me set this up my routine. was thrown off a little bit I'm in my. bathing suit I'm driving in my bathing. suit and on the way out I also have a. shirt on I don't just have like I I have. a I'm ready to go bathe in the water so.

I've got a bathing suit and a shirt on I. was just going to say at least you were. dressed and it's not a speedo don't get. any ideas it's like board shorts you. know and I've got on shoes at this point. so I'm ready to drive I am driving I'm. going down the highway. and I see a cup pull in the lane behind. me and at that moment I begin to panic. because I know something and that. something is that our registration is W. wo woo invalid out of date hasn't been.

renewed the funny thing about it is it. has been renewed but my wife took the I. love love you Jesse I love you so much. you're the greatest wife in the world. but I'm about to tell you what she did. and that was she took the she's not. watching she doesn't watch that's right. you know what think of there's thousands. of people who watch I almost think it's. it's rude to address the one person who. isn't watching it's my wife she might. watch and if she does I want her to feel. good so but she's about to feel bad. because about to say she took the.

registration which has a sticker that. goes on your license plate and she just. took the whole thing and just put it in. the glove. compartment or the glove box is you. didn't know this so you were thinking. when the couple behind you no no I knew. it and I immediately got mad and I and I. lost my temper a little bit I started I. I was like Jesse I cannot believe this. because you did not take the sticker and. put it on the license plate you just put. it in the we're about to get pulled over. so we're having this argument and at the. peak of the. argument.

didn't sound like that it didn't sound. like a British you. know it sounded like an American highway. patrolman whoop they just give me the. whoop whoops wait well I he he got. behind me he he started pulling me over. and I'm in like the far left lane so. I've got to cross over like four lanes. of traffic and then he comes over the. loudspeaker really and I don't I. couldn't even hear what he was. saying we had the AC so loud it was I. was like he's talking to me on the.

loudspeaker but I think what he was. saying was to get there was like this. little turnoff area on the highway so we. go and we get there we pull off and at. this moment I'm thinking okay I know the. secret to getting pulled over not. getting a ticket I know the secret. now rewind a year and we made a film we. we made a film we made a video short. internet film called uh greatest road. trip songs ever and if you haven't seen. that we'll link to a in the description.

at the end of this episode but basically. what happens in that link and I are. singing we get pulled over because we. have a trailer this is when we were. moving to California we had a trailer. you can't go over 55 when you're pulling. a trailer so he comes up he gets the. license registration goes back to his. car and then we have a debate where you. try to convince me that you know some. secret and that you are not going to get. a ticket because you were driving yeah. and then I get a ticket and then you. come well you you just spoiled it for. him watch it anyway it's funny to see it. happen well this is not about that video. this is about I have to say that I.

actually got a ticket because I failed. in my you know no secret I know the. secret I failed in my technique I've. been pulled over at least one dozen. times before that point that I was. pulled over with you and I've never. gotten a ticket until last year I and I. I think it was just something about. being in California but I I was also I. was off balance and I and we were making. a video in the middle of it and I didn't. get my get into my secret place to do. the secret that I'm about to teach you. people so you will never get a ticket no. I will say that I've I've got.

no exaggeration probably 15 traffic. tickets I'm not talking parking tickets. either I'm talking moving violations. over the course of my driving career and. uh I I've never once gotten out of a. ticket because you don't know the secret. well I'm smart enough to know there is. no secret there is a secret and I'm. about to reveal it to you now first of. all it isn't completely foolproof I will. say that but let me tell you let me just. build the suspense a little bit cuz not. only did tell me what happened not only. did I not have my registration so when.

he comes to the to the window he says uh. license of registration and Jesse's like. he comes to Jesse's side he comes to the. that's they do that in California it's. safer yeah because he doesn't want to. get hit by a passer by right so he comes. to her side and she says here's the. registration the registration is not. expired we just haven't put the sticker. on yet but then I he says license and. registration and I'm. thinking I'm in my bathing suit I don't. have my license.

I've Never Once Driven without my. license but I did not have my license I. Was Not only was I not registered never. once no maybe maybe once I always take. my license with me so what do you say I. I say I'm in my bathing suit I don't. have my license I told that to the cop. now is that the. secret so but so I'm think let me tell. you what I'm thinking I'm thinking I'm. going to get written up for not having. my registration and now I'm going to get. written up for not having my license I. mean this is my world is crumbling but.

then I went to that place and I said you. got to do what you got to do which is. the secret and the secret is first of. all never say you're sorry never say. you're sorry and never try to start. talking the officer out of what he's. about to do you want him to come to the. conclusion himself and to feel like this. is psychology 101 maybe. 102 you want him to come to the. conclusion that he is letting you off. the hook he is doing a good deed for. that day but not that he's bending to. your your will so never say I'm sorry I.

never do this I I I want to apologize. please please officer don't give me it. don't do that because then he starts. saying I'm not G I'm a cop I'm I'm. Authority I'm not going to be. manipulated and then he writes you up. never do that it has to do with the look. on your face you have to have a look of. alarm. like this is never happened before and I. know that I don't I I don't know if he. saw the ticket that I got last year or. not but you have to have this look of.

alarm and it doesn't hurt if you've got. a woman and children with you at the. time I will give myself that but I did. this 12 times before just in the car. this look of alarm like excuse me sir. have your license and. registration it's a look of. disappointment you look like you're. about to. vomit yeah it's a look like I mean alarm. is like no no no no no no you don't want. to look like you're guilty of something. you want to look like you're about to. vomit your day will be ruined if he.

gives you the ticket but you don't want. to tell him that your day will be ruined. so it's the eyes have to move more I. think right like that's do know you're. exaggerating a little bit I'm a I'm I'm. panicked panicked a little sad be a. little. sadder look like something already. really bad happened to you that day and. now it just got. worse don't don't smile don't smile no. you're getting it you're getting it.

that's good okay something whatever that. is for you but don't apologize and don't. try to explain yourself once you start. explaining yourself he's just like. you're trying to manipulate me but if. you manipulate him without letting him. know that you're manipulating him and he. comes to the conclusion that he's going. to let you off the hook this guy said. you know what he said Jesse first of all. Jesse just naturally she had the look on. her face the kids are just being cute in. the back then he says you know what I. could write you up for not having your. license and at that point you're like.

and I could write you up for not having. your sticker on the back but I won't and. then you know what I did I said thank. you you gave him the thumbs up rolled up. the window and drove off still driving. without my. license that's so the secret is looking. alarmed having a wife and kids with you. helps at all possible being in your. bathing suit wearing a bathing suit help. too. and maintaining eye contct but I am. being 100% serious when I'm saying that. when you begin to verb. manipulate the situation nine times out.

of 10 especially if you're a man talking. to another man you're going to get a. ticket because he doesn't like to feel. like he's being manipulated but if you. just let him come to that conclusion on. his. own you're in business. baby I've gotten out of 12 tickets this. you also weren't speeding I mean you. were just doing well yeah let me you. didn't have what did you do wrong when I. say that you you didn't even need a. ticket I'm driving without a license and. I'm driving without the displayed Reg.

registration let me premise it with the. fact that you can't go 190 mph and get. pulled over and look alarmed and get out. of the ticket it has to be something. where he's on the border he's he's on. that in that place where he can make a. decision to let you he be blatantly it. can't be crazy like apparently pulling a. trailer at 70 M hour you can't get out. but see here's like what about illegal. passing or too fast for conditions or. failure to secure your load all the. things that you've gotten a ticket for. yeah well I think you could have gotten. off out of a few of those but the reason.

that I didn't get out that ticket last. year and you can go back and you can. review the tape I was thinking about so. many things that I did not look. remorseful I looked mad you mean alerted. alarmed alarmed or remorseful I looked. mad if not just indifferent and you know. what he said I'm gonna give this Punk a. ticket you look like a punk go back and. watch the tape try my technique you know. what go out and go about 15 over the. speed limit get pulled over try my. technique don't tell people to do that. leave a comment.

leave a comment now let let us know what. you think of his uh potentially bogus. secret to getting out of ticket or if. you know the secret to get in out of a. ticket it's not a secret maybe if you're. a woman it's just crying or something. like that oh so close to the red one. Rhett is terrified when link takes off. his glasses oh my goodness I'll it again. yeah we got that was from Chuck we took. that with us what is oh I went around. once link accidentally r reveals he is a.

spy it really likes to land on that spot. doesn't it hey I'm just I'm just here. today I'm just your friend I'm just. hanging out you know seeing what you do. I yeah thanks for coming yeah I mean I'm. not I'm not spying or doing anything. like that on the behalf of another. government there's no nothing clandestin. happening here who who wait why would. you why would you feel the need to bring. that up what that I'm just your friend. and I want to be here and no the thing. about the the other government and the. CL Destin did you say clandestine yeah I.

did but I mean I that's just normal. words that I say you know I just don't. want you to think that I'm why are you. talking differently like I'm spy I'm not. I'm not I'm not spying I'm not taking. mental notes about your you know your. activities against the government and. you know publishing them on the Internet. are you wearing a wire subverse things. no that's that's just that's just a. heart monitor is that a bathing suit put. my hands up to play it song butterflies. fly away. in the.

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