How to Dance to Attract Girls

today I'm gonna teach you about the. science of attracting women with dance. moves let's talk about that good. mythical morning thank you for making us. a part of your daily routine and for. watching in your mythical morning even. if that's not in your physical morning I. am very very excited about what I'm. going to share with you and with you my. friend I am going to teach you something.

that could change your life change their. lives it's like I'm going to impart a. superpower to you today and I want to. know are you collectively ready if if by. ready you're referring to ready to learn. how to do dance moves so that I attract. ladies I have no need for that but I'm. willing to be the vessel by which the. audience who needs to attract the ladies. v advancement I'm gonna help you learn. your wife crazy that's gonna be your. superpower it's directed at your wife. now the ladies watching might go crazy.

but you know that's you've gotten to no. control over that. okay there was a study conducted in. Europe you know what happens when those. Europeans start studying things you. start reading I start reading about it. and they filmed 19 male volunteers from. the ages of 18 to 35 and they put them. 3d motion tracking stuff on their bodies. and got them to dance to a basic rhythm. okay how did they I wonder what they. asked to get these males to volunteer. you like to dance you got some free time. you like to put nodes all over yourself. cookie okay and then they showed up they. danced they map their movements onto.

feature lists gin featureless. gender-neutral humanoid characters like. avatars so these women sat there and. they watched the results of this dancing. they so you couldn't tell what the guy. looked like you couldn't tell anything. about his physicality you couldn't even. they didn't even play it back with music. they were just like they solely on the. movements of these avatars we want the. women to rate their attractiveness to. the man that they think did these dance. moves so basically it was isolating down. to just the dance moves and it was what. do women want in a dancing man that they.

will find attractive specifically they. think that but by the way I think I know. all this instinctive them okay well. that's what we're gonna find out right. the scientists behind the study. basically said that they think the. particular things that women like and. dance move. might be indicators of reproductive. quality strength and vigor so that's the. kind of thing that you're gonna be. putting on display in the dances I'm. gonna demonstrate my reproductive. quality while dancing out this seem. thing well it's in its indirect don't. you know its indirect okay so you taught. me how to walk without getting in in a. safe way I did mugged right and you're.

welcome you kind of put me through a. clinic and I appreciate I haven't been. mug since yeah have you no and so now I. want to return the favor and I want to. teach you this thing again I want you to. direct only at your wife but the guys. out there who are still on the market. can direct it at all ladies in all. directions because you can take what I'm. gonna teach you today and apply it so I. want to bring you into my dance lab to. get started okay okay and my dance lab. is kind of just the same room but it's a. little bit different setup alright so. you're going over here to the podcast.

set and with that you mean I'm just. going back here to the I'm going back. here okay welcome to my dance lab thanks. for having me. as you can see my dance lab is really. just me sitting over here at the podcast. table and you're sitting you're standing. on the same set as normal I have seen. that I hope you're impressed. I'm very impressed okay I want to get. kind of a baseline what that means is I. just want to play some music for you and. with no science from my study into your. head I just want to see what you bring.

to the table okay this is your default. dance just what you feel what happens to. yourself and just respond to it okay. okay let's hit that music okay I've seen. enough to know that you you need science. okay so I was trying kind of hard.

I noticed you and now that I know all. about this because I read one article I. know that you did many things wrong that. will the ladies will not like so I'm. gonna change your life right now. first thing is it seems that head and. neck movement are incredibly important. to the woman really yes and I want you. to piece this together okay I just want. to I just want you to start. I want you to dance with your head and. neck yeah nothing else we're gonna build.

this it's like we're building a. foundation of sexy dancing all right so. we're gonna hit the music again and it's. just in the head and the neck okay. [Music]. they say that big and varied movement. big and varied this with the ladies like.

don't keep the arms down all in the head. in the net okay great you're off to a. great start student okay my necks kind. of hurting now is that normal I want to. add to that that trunk movement I know. you're not an elephant like but just. like torso so horse the ladies like the. torso movement they like they like the. torso movement to be big and varied also. so I want you to have some big they want. it all they don't want to know that's. the surprising thing I'm gonna get to in. a second okay I want some big head neck.

and trunk movement keep the pelvis still. keep the pelvis still just in the trunk. and the head and the neck I can't keep. the pelvis don't you got to though this. is science. all right okay oh yeah it's very very. the ladies like that okay. surprisingly the scientists found that.

our movement is not significant okay you. should keep your arms still however the. left shoulder and the left wrist women. responded to them I'm not you said it. seems like I'm making this up. so I want you to do the head the neck in. the trunk but left wrist and left. shoulder now you're not arm left wrist. and left short all right. [Music]. [Applause].

[Music]. okay excellent you're quite the study. the quick study now I'm starting to feel. like I should have signed a waiver. before doing this because somethings.

about I feel like at any moment. something could pop and never go back I. think you're doing fine you stretched. right you stretch oh did I tell you that. the first thing in the dance lab is. stretching sorry about that oh okay and. one additional piece is not making this. up. the speed of the movement of the right. knee you know Elvis was all about the. right knee no Elvis making the ladies go. crazy with the right knee so now put put.

that together add the right knee in with. the left shoulder the left wrist the. trunk the head in the neck. [Music]. okay excellent okay wow this is a lot. easy this going better than I ever.

thought it could okay and the final step. is women like it when you tell a story. with your dance about yourself. so okay so all that together all the. physical now let's tell a story about. yourself okay but before you get started. I I'm gonna change things a little bit. let's cut the lights fog music. [Music].

maintain the technique tell a story use. your left wrist yeah oh yeah swim in a.

little bit oh no nothing ladies don't. like that you would think they did it. they would they don't okay I don't know. take your glasses off okay I don't want. to stop with some progress here. [Music].

just the right knee do that with just. the right and the left shoulder and the. left wrist tell a story is it about a. deer Tatanka is a story about the Tonka. [Music].

ok let's shut down the dance lab and. have a little debrief welcome back to. the desk wow this I mean it's a calorie. burner man you think your wife is gonna. like that yeah I could I could feel her. on the other side of the lens just kind. of Cline oh really yeah.

Cline for me I don't want to necessarily. invite this type of feedback from the. ladies but you're if you're a lady out. there and you think that what link was. doing was really working just let us. know you know I don't really know how to. evaluate it I'm just I'm just the. messenger here that the scientists teach. me things and I'm teaching to link and. you know hopefully it affects your. marriage in a positive way well I I feel. like thousands of people were were put. at risk by some of those moves that did. I definitely stretch before you before.

you lay into that full routine well. especially the neck and you know if you. try some of these dance moves out at. your your prom coming up or any other. events that you have let us know how it. goes over and maybe get some video of. yourself not the same we're gonna show. it but you should video a moment just. like we did here thanks for liking and. commenting on this episode and remember. you can support the show and get a free. trial to Netflix by going to netflix.com. slash rhettandlink you know what time it. is hi I'm Caroline and this is Bella. we're from Georgia and it's time to spin.

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