How Durable Are Dollar Store Products?

How do Dollar Store items hold up against the expensive version? Let's talk about that. Good Mythical Morning. When was the last time that you destroyed something? Uh, this morning. That cottage cheese didn't stand a chance. Okay. Well, oh, I was thinking more about destroying something in rage. Uh, well the only time I do that is when we put dollar store items and expensive.

items up against each other and smash 'em. Well, you should start getting angry right about now. Yeah, it's time for Dollar Store Rage Room. Okay, boys. Half of the items on those shelves are from the Dollar Store, and the other half. cost significantly more than a dollar. One of you will draft an item you think is from the dollar store, which you will then get to destroy. The corresponding item on the opposite shelf will go to the other guy. But be careful what you pick.

Huh. Whatever you destroy, you have to pay for using money from your own wallets. The total raised today will pay for a Mythical Crew party. And whoever loses the least amount of money wins the game. And since Link won last time by 2 cents. Whoa. Uh, Rhett, you can pick first. That seems, that seems. Okay, sure. Let's do it. Okay. Please note we've never been invited to one of these Mythical Crew parties. that's being thrown with this money.

What's up with that? Okay. That's making me angry. What, what kind of parties are they? I wanna smash something 'cause I'm angry about it. Okay. Uh, here we go. The first thing that I noticed that interests me. Uhhuh. Is that you can get different kinds of mushrooms. Oh. You can get cheap mushrooms. You can get expensive mushrooms. And they will give you a completely different experience. I'm getting kind of the same experience from both of them. No, the, uh, bell end of the, the mushrooms is different.

Okay. Uh, on the right it's, it doesn't go like this. The one on the left looks like a bell curve and it has a little more shine to it. And that feels like that requires an additional level of craftsmanship. So I think that is the more expensive. So I'm gonna go with the ones on the right shelf, the cheap mushrooms. Link, that means you are stuck with its pair. Yep. Um, I was really, part of the instructions I didn't give was don't pick anything. that lesbians would like, because I would like some of these items.

But you went right for the mushrooms. Oh, I'm sorry. So it's fine. I'm sorry. It was my fault. We'll glue 'em back together for you. Chase, please, "The Rage" Hilt, will now bring both items to the table for destruction and once he. covers the shelves back up, you can, you can inspect your lesbian items. Yeah. All three. All three buddy. All three, yeah. That's so many. If you wanna lose, use one. Okay. Okay. Okay, well now that those are closer, they, they look, uh, whoa.

Hold on. Oh man. I don't even know, man. I still don't even know. If one of these just cost a dollar, it's a steal, man. What a rip off. I mean, they even look the same underneath. So you're, you're destroying these. So these are mine. Okay. So Rhett picked first. So Link, you can smash first. I'm gonna smash these, which I think are less expensive. But I'm the one who made the choice. Yep. Less expensive. So Rhett chose the one that he thinks is the dollar.

Oh, so Link should smash the ones that I think are more expensive. Yes, I should. So I would take yours outta here, 'cause I almost tricked you. I almost tricked you. Okay. Um hmm. Okay. Lacrosse stick, uh, crowbar. That's not a lacrosse stick. That's a crowbar. You know, it's a crowbar, you know, 'cause it's black. But you turned around and you said lacrosse stick and then you showed me a crowbar. I'm just responding. Oh, salami.

You know what, I think you always end up golfing. So I'm, I'm gonna take that from you. Yes, I was planning on golfing these. Alright, so. These are perfect to golf. These are perfect to golf. I'm pretty mad. One at a time. Oh gosh, I gotta get mad. Ah, ah, ah, man. Did you see the moon last night? It was so wonderful. It was full and big, and then I, I took a picture of it with my. phone and it didn't do it justice.

Oh, that's. What's wrong with my phone. Or is it the moon? It's just the size of the lens, I, I think. What's wrong with you, moon? You know you look good. Why do you not look good in my picture? I think you gotta use the 5x lens to make it look good. That's just my. I was telling everyone about how good you looked, and then I pulled out my. picture and people were just like.

Meh. Heh, my ears came out. No offense, moon, we're good now. Okay. You know what? You know what? Oh, gonna little a slapstick. You into hockey. I think a lot of people are, are, are, uh, relatively recently getting into hockey.

You know what Link, that brings something to mind that upsets me. I recently took a little weekend trip out of town, leaving my wife alone at the house. I return to learn that she has binged a certain television show without asking. me if I wanted to be a part of it. You know what show I'm talking about?

The one about the rivalry that got so heated. I wanted to see that boy aquarium. Oh, you missed. You whiffed. Why does she think that I won't be interested in watching those boys play hockey? Oh God. Oh God. You knocked over. Hold on, just. Chase. Oh I killed a plant. I'm sorry. You knocked over a plant. Here, stand more over here or something.

I like sports. I like, uh, I like when the, the, the competition gets intense. There you go. Oh man, look at that. It's harder than I thought. And. And you know what I'm saying? When I say it's harder than I thought. Hey. I mean, it's not, when I watch the show or think about the. show, it's harder than I thought.

I feel like I should show you my other side. Oh, you going left handed. You look awkward. Get a good shot. She told me there's a lot of butts in it. Ho, and I just called you a hoe. I'm winded. The person who destroyed the Dollar Store item was, Rhett. Yes. Link, you have to add the retail price of your item 18.99 into the crew party fund.

Uh, and Rhett, since you destroyed the Dollar Store item, you get to pick next. Okay. If the rage is available to. I'm here. He's still mad. Chase. I don't know if you saw what, what he did down there, but Yeah. I broke another item. Sorry. Uh, his, his thing's fogging up.

Pick. Wow, he really held it together there, didn't he? Okay. Are those butter dishes. One's a cow, one's a wiener dog. Yeah. What says class, dogs or cattle? Cattle, I think. Well, I mean, technically butter comes from a cow. You ever had dog butter? Yeah. You ever had dog butter? That's gross. That sounds like something on Urban Dictionary, you know?

Okay. I I, I think the cheaper one, you know what? I think the cheaper one is the traditional one. I think it's the cattle, the cattle butter thing. That's what I choose. Forcing you to be dog butter man. Okay. Crap. I guess we're only choosing the lesbian items today. I think, I think you're right dude. So now I gotta go first. Sorry. Alright, move your cow out of the way 'cause I got this puppy.

Hmm. Hmm. I'm gonna go big. Uh-oh. I'm gonna go big. He's shoveling. I've used this before and I liked it. So I'm gonna do this again. I think I'm gonna try to chop it. Oh God. I feel like the only safe place is inside the box. You gon' get under there. I feel like it's awful. Sure, get under there. It's the only. Get under there. I think it's the only safe, no. Let me just, maybe here.

This is my path. Yeah, yeah. Now you're good. What you mad about? You know what I'm mad about? I am mad that the ice cream truck doesn't come through my neighborhood. Why can't I have a Popsicle that vaguely represents a Batman? Whoops, I'm glad you moved back. Whoops, I'm glad you're not there. I want a Batman.

I want a Popsicle. I want stand in line with the kids. Now these pieces, that was solid, man. That was solid craftsmanship. To be sure that cost more than a dollar. To be sure. To be sure. I've got an idea here, Neil. Oh, you gonna rinse that cattle. I wanna slowly crush this cow's neck. That we'd never done slow destruction before.

Slow and steady. It's like, it's how you cook a cow. If you want to taste good. Don't, let's not. Low and slow. You know what I recently realized? You know what hit me? What? Parkour. Parkour came and went and I never paid any attention to it. I never even tried it. And now, it's too late. I mean, I once sort of threw my legs over a low wall in a parking deck when. I got lost, and maybe that was the closest I've ever gotten to parkour.

But now it's too late. I'm too old, and it's not cool anymore because it was cool. I'm really trying to crush it. I'm really trying to crush it. Not working, not working. Cow's stronger than Rhett. Oh. I can't tell you how tight this is on this cow. What are you doing?

I'm thinking about the fact that I'm never gonna get to parkour. Oh, wow. Oh, shoot. Oh, how did that happen. I don't know. One in a million. One in a million. Chase you in there? Chase is gonna be up. Chase. Chase is gonna be upset about that.

Oh, and you didn't even destroy this part. Chase don't come out. The person who destroyed the dollar store item was actually Link. Oh, really? Yes. Which means Rhett, you have to add 19.99 into the crew party fund. That's a $20 cow. Yeah. That's crazy. Not worth it, huh? They're the exact same configurations. It's pretty sturdy. I tried to crush his head and I couldn't. Okay, Link you get to pick next.

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I'm so mad. I wanna watch Mythical 24/7, but I'm here. Oh, wow. Sorry. We put a hole in the wall over there. You weren't supposed to tell him. What? Yeah. I must have slipped. It, it's big enough for you to put your finger through it, Chase. What do you want? Oh, yes. Uh, I'm intrigued by these bird houses. They are more different than most everything else up there.

The one on the right, the darker one, has a butterfly on top. That's not real. I mean, that is extra. The one on the left has a butterfly in front of it. It's also not real. But there's less ornamentation on the one on the left, so, I'm gonna choose the. cream colored bird house for $1, Chase. Fine. Oh, they're metal. Did you choose that because you think that's more expensive or less expensive? Cheaper.

Cheaper. Yeah, okay. This one's got a, uh, a really expensive butterfly up here. He's having trouble with the curtain. Well, he's lost his mask. Uh. You know what, Chase, it doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter, it's fine. Yeah. Actually move it over. Move that over. It matters a little bit. Yeah. That part matters. It does matter.

Does it matter or does it not matter? Well, this side matters a little bit. That side doesn't matter. Yeah. There we go. Great. Yeah. He goes back there and just beats something. Yeah, well. Like a pillow. Yeah. Yeah. I think it's a pillow. I think it's a pillow. I think I was right by looking at this up close, so. I can't see anymore. First because of the fog, so you may be right. What are you choosing? This is your last chance to destroy. I am a wood fan.

You sure you don't want to go back to the hockey stick? I mean, we now's our chance to capitalize, you know. You don't wanna over milk it. You don't want. Is that, are you referencing a scene? Yeah. I haven't watched it. Me neither. I haven't watched it. Christy watched it without me. Aren't you mad? I'm so mad. Me and you gotta watch it together now. Yeah. I mean, I've been to hockey, I guess you, me and you are just gonna have to watch it. Tonight you just wanna get together at your place and just watch it? It's a deal. All night. Yeah, all night, well. All night, we'll watch it all night. As long as it takes, yeah.

As long as it takes. When we're done, it'll be over. It won't be hard to do that. It won't be hard. It won't be hard. Okay. Okay, okay, okay, okay. Okay. Where you gonna be? Uh, Twitch.com. I'm starting a Twitch channel. We're gonna stream it. I mean, right in this moment. Rhett and Link. Don't start a Twitch man. Watch Rhett and Link watch Heated Rivalry. It's just like parkour. We missed out, man. Nothing we can do about it. Okay. Okay. I didn't wanna talk about this again.

But you may remember that recently, uh, on this show, I continued. lodging my series of complaints about the Coca-Cola Freestyle Machine. Oh Lord. And how they do not have Caffeine Free Diet Coke, which is the best. way to be free if you think about it. What does the freestyle stand for, if not for caffeine free? Well, I made a little bit of an ass of myself as I tend to do, and that little.

clip was taken and put up on TikTok. And, wouldn't you know, the official Coca-Cola Freestyle TikTok comments. something smart and snarky like, looks like someone's obsessed with us. I'm not obsessed with you, I'm obsessed with what you could be giving me. Wait. What are you doing? Oh, oh.

You trying to kill a bird inside. Here's the thing. Then a little bit below that, you commented again and you said, we DMed you on Instagram. I checked it out. I went to our Instagram DMs. I read them. You know what, I'm not a little tattletale, so I'm not gonna say what you said, but I'm gonna say what you didn't say. You did not say, we hereby unequivocally promise to bring back Coca-Cola Diet,

Caffeine Free Coke in perpetuity. You probably just offered to give me something like a little hat. I don't want a hat. I want Caffeine Free Diet Coke in my. movies.

Okay. I'm gonna choose the salami because I've had a lot of good luck with salami. You know, I've broken, I've broken things with salami in the past. All right, here we go. Ah, you know what? I can believe it's not butter. Oh.

What's so bad about butter anyway. I feel like I can just stand here and be fine. Ow. Ow. That, that was your hand. Yeah. I hit my hand. I hit my hand on the table. Sorry. You're starting to smell good. That's the best smelling dog, bird, whatever it is.

At least get, at least get the base to separate from it, you know? Oh, this is what y'all gonna eat at your party. I am done. Okay. All right. Oh God. Wow, what a way to go out. Woo. The person who destroyed the dollar store item was Link, which means, Rhett, you. have to add 24.99 to the Crew Party fund. No. So Rhett, you owe 45.98 towards the crew party, and Link you owe 20.99.

So Link wins the game and that brings the crew party fund to a total of 66.97. Let's party, guys. So you haven't had a party yet, you're waiting until you get to the right fund. Okay. I see you. No, no, no. We're having little mini parties. And also we'll be donating $1,000 to Habitat for Humanity to offset some of the. destruction today and Link, since you won, you get to Rage Against The Machine, AKA, you get to destroy some old broken tech.

What? Oh, wow. I'll be really mad if we're not adding in music right now. Yeah, right. Yeah. Oh crap. Here we go. I won. I won. I won. I won. Look at that. Thing is so solid. Oh.

That was cool. I had to make up on this story. I'm watching Heated Rivalry with this guy tonight. Yeah, Twitch.tv slash. Uhhuh. Not. Not, not. Thanks for all the things that you do. You know what time it is? Hi, I am Tina.

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