Hilarious Bowling Commercial

we have just seen something that has. caused us to question everything about. bowling let's talk about that hi I'm. Micah and I'm Eli we are at nephews from. North Carolina Good Mythical. [Music]. Morning Good Mythical Morning today's. episode is brought to you by royaltyfree. music music library.com when we need.

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assume this much because there's no. other place on the internet where this. type of thing happens in exactly this. way at least with the two of us you know. what happens when you assume you make an. assu out of me and you make a nothing. out. of it's like a lassu without an L it's. dangerous you're in dangerous territory. there are plenty of times when we are. perusing the internet and find gyms that. we didn't even know we were mining for. videos that Inspire that change.

perspectives that illuminate. that do awesome stuff you're really. building this up too I like I I like it. when you make a bigger deal out of. things than they really should be made. of right because because uh because what. because nothing because it just the the. illusion that you create for me and the. people makes our lives better exactly. 1961 was the year when Brunswick a. company that makes bowling balls and I. think lots of other stuff that is built.

into bowling alleys bowling equipment. etc etc etc whatever they made a bowling. commercial that let's watch it together. and and just travel back in time to. 1961 it's like a time machine on YouTube. where we get to watch a video and talk. about it together and then talk about it. some more afterward are you ready yes. are you ready let's press play on this. thing in the afternoon mhm when things.

slow down I'm bored when you're. wondering what to. do let's go oh look it's your turn go. bowling that's exactly what I was. thinking oh she said hey look at me she. gave me a wink oh the nice looking. ladies like to. B what was happening with her leg there. she's got an itch she can't scratch oh. romantic connection white people really. love to bowl she's disappointed whatever. hey look at my arm and my fingers and my.

snap oh you don't want to do that you. have any idea what kind of bacteria is. in those. holes turn the light on Triple XX she. got the triple X that's called a turke. tit don't think that's what they call it. oh look at me oh let shake hands people. together or makes friends so fast as. bowling so call a friend Bowl Brunswick. tomorrow tomorrow take immediate action. on this this ad and go bowling why. didn't they say tonight cuz you could in.

1961 you couldn't go out at night you. had to go into the curfew it's too. dangerous because of the atom bomb the. wall wasn't down yet yeah got to go the. next day go tomorrow go tomorrow during. the daylight and have fun they say at. the end it nothing makes friends quicker. or something to that effect as bowling. more quickly more quickly better I don't. know y exactly then bowling so that's. what's going to get people out in droves. in 1961 you need to make friends with. girls in long skirts we saw this and we.

thought you know what we haven't bowled. in a while and you know what bowling it. meant something it meant something to us. oh yeah very recently in our lives I. mean proof is in the pudding people do. you know the first single date that I. went on with my future wife chrisy I'd. gone on a couple of group dates with her. like hey let's go to Applebee's with. some friends and blah blah blah blah and. you know there's no pressure If you. don't like me it's easier for you to. escape like just it's a group of people. maybe she just got lost you know it it.

helps the ego to go on a group date when. you're getting to know a girl right but. by the time we were moving into oh the. interest level is starting to percolate. I said hey. baby you want to go on a date with me. just me and you a single date me and you. we can go to a place a. land filled with hard woods and. round balls over the L A bowan alley. don't don't look into this or read into. it too much I just want to take you to a.

bowling. alley now and we went on a bowling date. and and it was great and for me. personally bowling played a pivotal role. in my relationship with my wife because. one of the very first dates that we went. on was a bowling alley you were there. really and it was competitive it was it. was Couples bowling this is like right. was a group date it was a group date but. this is right after we had begun like. our official relationship and so I was. like we are a couple Rett and Jesse are. a team and I'm very competitive if you.

didn't already know and so I was like we. got to beat these other she bought a 36. that's she contributed a 36 like and. perfect score is a 300 just for. reference 36 you you have to try very. hard to bowl a 36 and I didn't I I'm not. a complete jerk you have to try very. hard to be am a jerk but I wasn't like I. wasn't yelling at her or talking trash. to in front of everybody else but the. look on my face well when she went up to. Bow and her back was turned You' be like. gosh she is horrible why am I dating.

just the look on my face the. disappointment she was like what we're. here to have fun I was like we're here. to win I ended up having to make up I. ended up having to make up with her by. creating I went and got this bowling. party little Barbie kind of thing and I. remade it and printed her name on it and. said she bowls a 36 and I gave it to her. as a gift to like say haha it's okay we. lost but it's really our relationship is. more important than winning bowling not. really I'm not really a jerk and I still. got that thing we'll show it I am a jerk.

but I'm a crafty jerk so uh you should. still continue to date me and we took a. bowling class in college together at NC. State University that was an actual. class there was do you do you remember. what the number was on the class PE what. was the number no idea. 486 which I mean if it's a 100 class. it's like a an Advan I mean a that's. like a freshman year class like a. remedial class but this was a 486 this. is like I'm talking Advanced but this is. still bowling level one you got to get.

it you got to be like a senior before. you can take bowling because all you. people just think it's just like going. into a fantasy world where hey I get to. wake up roll out of bed we had to go at. 8:30 in the morning you I loved it. though we had to go 8:30 to that class. roll out of bed and then roll the ball. we would walk over to Hillsboro Street. to the bowling alley that looked to this. day it looks exactly like the bowling. alley in that ad it doesn't have the. crazy digital thing you have to. like you have to put the X's and the. numbers on there like 1961 the way it.

should be but the thing that we were. talking about is why is it that no one. cares about this that bowling is like a. Cheesy thing that you do at midnight. with lasers and stuff it's because of. video games video games dang it I mean. listen you think we're a bunch of old. fogies we probably are video games are. ruining everything you know what my kids. have bowled before on wee bowling that's. that's as close as I've gotten how are. you supposed to make friends with. avatars you need to be able to put your.

fingers in that ball that's got all the. bacteria from other people's fingers and. you need to feel the weight you know. it's just like the we the Wii controller. is just like you need to feel the weight. like what size ball do I need and on the. Wii the the avatars you make friends. with they're not even detailed they're. just they're they're so undetailed. faceless you know well they have faces. but they're not undetailed faces yes. detail as faces you want to make friends. with women from 196 I mean the.

technology will improve though I mean in. a few years they'll be like they look. just like people I mean it'll seem just. like you're bowling that's valid I think. it's okay then but no no no no no. exactly not no I don't disagree or agree. with myself the point is you should go. bowling we were taught how to do you. know you saw him like doing the trip XX. and Market part of whole classes were. devoted to just knowing how to keep. score without a computer well what else. are you going to do it's a bowling class. I mean if that's not part of the curri. then what are you learning I well they.

also taught us how a lot of bowling. alleys don't even have these anymore but. right there at the where you put your. feet if so you can't go over the line. there's like little dots or maybe. they're further back I can't remember. cuz I don't go bowling anymore I mean I. do have video games now but then about 8. ft out down the lane there are marks. like this I think they have those on the. wee bowling also and they talk about she. talked about starting your feet on a. mark and then lining don't look at the. pin you're supposed to look at the arrow. and you're supposed to bowl in such a.

way to not make it spin they told us to. not spin the ball well that's that was. beginner bowling and G geometri tize. this thing into a stri you're not. supposed to go for the ball you're. supposed to go for the arrows but the. the bottom line what your best score uh. I bowled a 210 one. time that was the best I ever did I no I. I broke 200. once it's hard to do that I don't know. what I got but I know I might have been. 2011 or something but it it's difficult. to do and my first game is always my.

best game if I ever go bowling if I. don't whatever I do the first game is is. the best I'm going to do cuz my hand. cramps up and all that bacteria just. starts eating away like a brown reclus. has bit me and then the next day I have. to go in for treatment and it's horrible. and I'm like why didn't I just do this. on the Wii gosh the the bottom line and. then we're going to we're going to get. out of this is we're going to get out of. this next time you think about wee. bowling you should be like oh no hey. stop hey don't no no no no no let's not. do this let's find the nearest bowling. alley let's go let's find a ball let's. stick our fingers in it let's get dirty.

let's get our hands dirty blow in the. holes first though and see if something. crawls and you don't have to learn how. to do this if you don't want to learn. how to take keep score let the totally. brainless robot keep score for you. that's fine if you have to do that get. go out mingle mix meet other people find. the person in the lane next to you and. say hey uh got any. pointers you know listen to this kind of. music yeah that's good all right let's. bring up the let's bring up the wheel of. ific ality this episode is paid for by.

the Bowling Association of America no. it's not if it was that would be awesome. though it's like is this is like the. drink milk campaign it's like there's no. it's just the milk this is the bowling. we're going to bring that back there's. going to be commercials on television. everybody should be bowling it'll be. paid for by the government Bowl it's a. little too expensive but you should. still do it Rett ignores man we almost. got it R ignores link hey Jason. Where's link he was supposed to come in.

today I'm I'm right here hello I mean. his his chair is here I'm not 8 years. old this is I'm not going to fall for. this his computer is here I'm right here. link I'm is he hiding is he hiding in. here you can see me right like I'm not. going crazy Hey listen this this is this. is our chance we should sabotage him. well yeah I I I'm here sabotage me how. I'm here I'm going to put a I'm here I'm. going to put I'm right here I'm going to.

put a I wonder where I'm going to put a. in his seat sabotage this Punk. [Music].