High School Teacher Builds a Rocket! - Gutless Wonders Part 4

our high school history teacher is. building a rocket let's read about that. I'm. Carrie I'm. Rachel we're from the. OC Good Mythical. [Music]. Morning Good Mythical Morning this. episode is brought to you by the r link. Community go to R link.com click on.

beasts create and connect with other. fans of us and the type of stuff that we. do that you can also participate in over. there today we're going to pick up. Reading gutless Wonders the screenplay. that we wrote when we were 14 uh We've. read three parts up until now you can. read those before you get to this today. part four when last we left they can. watch it we read it but they watch us. read it yeah yeah you watch us read it. it's it's awesome so so just to bring us. up to speed um my dog Tucker has an. amazing ability to dress himself uh.

local news caught word of it we were. invited on in order to prepare I go get. a haircut yep and then that night I go. to sleep in my bed you go to sleep in. your bed in a separate home no fishy. stuff going on here and we both have. very fishy dreams very weird dreams you. speak French only in your dream there's. a genie little weird well this is where. we've been but now we pick up in scene. six called Tucker televis and this this.

is the moment we've all been waiting for. yes Tucker goes to the television. station here we go link wakes up in the. morning gets out of bed link walks out. the door sleepy and throws clothes over. the fence to. Tucker all right Tucker put on this. sweater you knitted today's our big day. no sweat. wiener what you called you the. Wier yes and at this point the script. has a handwritten note that reads.

finish later the the most important part. of the whole plot line we just said. we'll finish it later too important to. do later has come and gong and it is has. never been written sorry so um okay so. we assume that that scene happened. Tucker went to the I was on the local. news and then we're at scene Seven yep. scene Seven Subway Rett and Link are on. the way to Subway pick up the pieces as. playing the car breaks down music still. plays several people come up to the car. these are our friends in their real.

names Trent Chris Brandon and Mike come. up and one by one dress stupidly try to. push the car oh they'll be funny just. dress them stupidly yeah right they try. to move it but they can't Jason K comes. up now this is like the smallest friend. that we have yeah he comes up tells them. to move away he pushes the car by. himself that's funny wow a little guy. pushes a car re gives him a thumbs up. and drives off they arrive at Subway and. the song goes off now we had a Subway in.

Lillington very close to where we grew. up and it was owned and operated by what. we have written as the Arabian guy since. we've turned whatever we are now we're. not 14 anymore I'm 34 I think um we know. that Arabian is incorrect way to refer. to a person there's actually an Arab. person yes so we're going to call him. Arabian guy because that's what's in the. script and Link is going to now I'll be. the Arabian guy when he's talking to you. and then you be the Arabian guy when. he's talking to me perfect.

he kind of had an attitude he was kind. of like the subway like The Soup Nazi. from Seinfeld Seinfeld what would you. like uh I was wondering do you have any. 9 in Subs no we only have six or 12in. Subs I like your accent like sound like. a Jewish person from New York well. that's it's ironic oh okay uh well could. I have an 18in sub like combine the 12in. and the 6in subs no that is not possible.

we only have six or 12in. Subs do you i' never know what's going. to come out you serve spaghetti cuz or. pizza because that's what it sounds like. no that would be no we're all in the. serve well I'll take a 6 in spicy. emphasis on spicy Italian on White Bread. link steps. up what would you. like uh cold cut combo please white or. wheat would you happen to have any whole. grain bread a mixture of white bread and.

wheat bread no just white or wheat okay. uh I'll take a 9 in whole grain sub. listen read my lips no 9 in or 12 in no. whole grain you are becoming a really. big pain okay I I'll take a 6in cold cut. combo on White. Bread what would you like on it to me. yeah a little bit of everything and a. little whip cream R link move over to. the cash. register that will be and there's just a. sign apparently we were planning for.

inflation this whenever the script is. read you just put in the dollar amount. okay that would be dollar amount and I. will leave you with good advice only six. or 12 white or wheat I will give you. something good to eat but he Rhymes I. noticed little rhyme that's that's about. all the comedy I could glean out of this. whole scene was that this this guy. rhymed wow AR Rian guy hands over the. subs ladies and gentlemen that was scene. Seven we should move on to scene eight. and of finding something with a little.

bit more comedic substance Professor. Mack now Professor ma Professor Mac as I. said before is a real history teacher. from our high school who was my history. teacher he had a wonky eye and he wore. glasses I'm going to be Professor ma. Professor max. hand it's a shot of professor's Mack. hand playing Tic-Tac. toe draw then crosses out so he's won. the game zoom out showing Mac and total. board covered in tic tac toe game.

all crossed out I'm unbeatable cut to. Door red and Link walk in first of all I. think this is funny he's playing playing. tic ttoe against himself and he's. covered the whole board and he keeps. crossing him out because he can't beat. himself I'm. unbeatable that's good I like that. continue cut to Door did you to read the. cut to Door R link walk in hey boys what. do you need Professor ma my dog was. stolen pause when was when was Tucker.

stolen he was stolen while we were at. the television station in the scene that. we never wrote so at his at his moment. of Fame he's stolen for his talents yep. oh gosh there's conflict there we just. kind of missed it cuz we didn't write it. but then we go to Professor M Professor. Mike my dog was stolen in the scene we. didn't write oh no tell me the details. well it it all started like this link. gesturing to Mac as camera Fades out. back.

in and that's how I ended up vomiting on. President. Clinton H very. interesting H I've been working on. something that may help you out Mac. walks to the closet brings out a rocket. it's my newest invention the unbilical. eyes smoke emission. tub Rett turns to link all right all.

right use caution though I haven't fully. tested it well what does it do it's a. name oriented seeking. device. red now that's how does it work how does. it work once fired it's capable of. reaching speeds up to march three now. that's fast that's. fast it will make impact with anyone. having the name will make impact it will.

make impact with anyone having the name. m turns erases. board and writes while talking Billy Ray. Billy Ron or Smitty now Smitty there was. a scene with Smitty. earlier yeah so it was a seed planted. wow that's interesting Billy Ray Billy. Ron or. Smitty why those three names once again. stupidity raises its ugly ahe don't you.

realize I'm the master of scientific. intricacies yes we say this in unison. yes Professor. ma Mac hands the rocket over the. umbilici ised module I think is what he. called it yeah tubule camera follows the. transition oh yeah it's a dramatic. following the transmission transition. use it only in times of great need or. Misfortune Professor Mack it seems like. I can already smell M Tucker because.

he's so close to coming home no son Rett. just forgot to put his deodorant on this. morning closeup of rat amazed take your. glasses off be amazed he is the master. of all scientific. intricacies thanks Professor Mac I don't. know what we would do without you. hopefully you would use the bathroom. without. me see you later oh this is you you. smelling your. armpits see you later that's my favorite.

line in the whole gutless Wonder so far. thanks Professor Mac I don't know what. we would do without you hopefully you. would use the bathroom without me see. you later R link exit Matt goes back to. drawing on the board Tic-tac-toe and. there you have it people that's another. installment of gutless Wonders now that. was you I got to admit that was good. writing there at the end I must have. written that Mr Mack was he was just he. was you use the bathroom without me. everything he said was fun to me we.

should track him down yeah make a. documentary about it he might be dead. that would be a shame he's not. dead he's too he's the he's a monum of. Ingenuity or whatever you say I'm going. to be I'm going to be Mr M for the rest. of the episode just no matter what let's. see where it lands one of these days. we're going to get one of these special. special slots here. oh how do we get so close Rhett tries to. cheat off. test well this is appropriate because.

I'll be Mr back and myself because I. have administered this test this is an. important test I've studied a lot for. this and go here's your test iPads don't. exist yet I'm using this is a Trapper. Keeper and I'm using it to keep okay rep. from cheating all right okay can do this. is fill in the blank in multiple. choice. hey what are you looking at my test.

don't look at my test Mr Mac yes sir. rett's looking at my test what is that. tra like any kind of traic keep I've. ever seen yeah it's just that's not the. point the point is he's cheating on my. test holy. Moses what in this world is this it's a. okay it's an iPad Mr Mac what's a iPad I. came from the future on your tub that. you gave me when I was 14 I knew it.

would. [Music]. work.