Happy Birthday Rhett!

it's october 11th rhett's birthday. let's talk about that i don't have to do. anything on my. [Music]. birthday good mythical morning okay. right do you remember this song happy. birthday happy birthday happy happy. birthday to you that was the song they. played at the uh the skating rink. growing up because they couldn't afford. to license the original birthdays that.

is right and today's your birthday so. i'm going to sing the skating rink song. to you do it again happy birthday. everybody happy birthday happy happy. birthday to me. yeah now we're gonna bring the cookie. cake out and then you're gonna go out on. the skate rink and you're gonna you're. gonna you're gonna skate around you have. sweatpants on you have sweatpants on i. wore a sweatsuit to my birthday party i. think we have a picture of of of that's. coming out of the pizza hut pizza inn. but i don't think we have it now to show.

to anybody i don't want to get people's. oh i got it oh you got it we just showed. it it's going up right now. it's your birthday. birthday's wetsuit why aren't you. wearing birthday sweats today. i haven't i just forgot about them i got. it they're all they're very small now. i'm very a lot bigger than i was what. did you think knowing that you know. you're getting older how do you feel. oh i don't want to talk about that i. don't want to talk about how old i am. mortality i don't make me start crying. one foot in the grave son.

the grave son. one foot in the grave son but it's good. i'm i'm happy that it's my birthday. everybody does everything you know what. you deserve it you've lived another year. i'm not a jehovah's witness so i get to. celebrate it they don't they don't get. to do that nope they don't celebrate. birthdays that's why i'm not one it's. kind of a downer. i thought that's why they went. door-to-door asking people to celebrate. their birthday nope that's not what it's. about it's my birthday can we have a. party nope. uh do you remember the best birthday. gift i ever gave you let's talk about.

that. so it's about you you're making my. birthday about you okay well we're gonna. get into some gifts i thought we'd start. with a little bit about me. uh what first of all. you and i admit i do the same thing. um. three. out of every now once out of every three. years you actually give me a gift two. out of every three years you don't give. me anything my birthday comes and goes. and. nada nothing nothing not even a happy. birthday i usually wish you happy. birthday here's when you do the same. thing here's what happens.

when you come pick me up in the morning. cause we carpool. on my birthday i distinctly remember you. come pick me up and i get in there and. you're like. happy birthday. and that's all the talk that's all it is. that's all the talk that's it that's the. rest of the day the rest of the day is. normal. and then when it's my birthday same. thing happens when you come hit me up i. get in the car i'm like. happy birthday and you don't give me a. gift because i didn't give you a gift. the previous year unless you gave me a. gift the previous year and guess what. today. you're gonna be getting a gift from me.

really and it's gonna start the trend. that means i got to get one for you yeah. exactly that's no but no but technically. this is 2013. your birthday's already. happened and i got you a gift do you. remember what it is. a card. you didn't give me what did you get me. man did you well i don't know i want to. wait i'm not going to give you my gifts. yet i want you to open some mail let's. sing the mail song grab your guitar we. didn't do it yesterday you're moving the. mail song today so you can open some. birthday mail.

and then hopefully the grand finale will. be my oh you should wear this hat too. if you put it on me it's my birthday i. don't like to do have to do anything on. my birthday. you know what day it is. it's my birthday. [Music]. [Music]. now we pre-opened this this mail because.

you don't want to just open things. blindly on the internet because uh it. might explode you never know what here. we go uh from seattle the other foot in. the grave sarah. clinton maryland sent me a bacon tie put. it on she said i thought you could be. even more professionally funny i can go. right over the hat right over the hat. right there more professionally funny. yep. yeah well. let's look at all the help you can i'll. put on a hat too. put on hats at home people it's red's. birthday let's pull out all the stops we. put up balloons and some streamers over.

there i'm really appreciative all the. stops um i got a card here it says oprah. thing. and then you might need to license that. one. so you know that's true uh. you're right i hope you have the birth. the most awesome amazing birthday ever. this is leah and gig harbor she made up. a word she made a special card for me. take a look at it and then she gave me a. fake one million dollar bill with. rutherford b hayes my favorite president. actually i don't know much about. rutherford b what would you spend that. on. if it were real. if it were reels dollars a big ice cream.

cake. that doesn't melt. [Laughter]. i would spend a million dollars to come. up with an ice cream cake that you can. leave outside that doesn't melt. meltless ice cream uh dear rhett and. link. or i want to start off first by saying. happy birthday rhett i made this. personalized knitted guitar for you this. is alexis poe oh. community look at this. happy birthday. happy birthday my name's on it check. this out right now you have to make your.

own noises though. will rogers autobiography i'll read this. in the world uh chris from ashland. oregon dear rhett it's killing me but i. have way too many books and have to. downsize i hope you have a happy. birthday don't make it seem like you're. just passing me off a book dearly. keep this card so i get the lousy he-man. card. you can have the he-man card too link. will rogers ambassador of goodwill. prince of wit and wisdom.

check this out jay o'brien well it's not. really a it's a biography just connor. it's an autobiography when they write it. themselves. okay it's just a biography unless pj. o'brien is a pseudonym for will rogers. happy birthday rhett i am from canada. and i know you just love. beans. p.s i do not say all right here's what. we're gonna do we're gonna sing the real. happy birthday song are they cooked.

here we. go right you guys sing too. happy birthday to you happy birthday to. you happy birthday new man happy. birthday blow it out needed. all right and now it's time bring out my. gift where's where's my gift is it. hidden over there close your eyes is it. it's not wrapped up i gotta eat some. beans man is this are they safe to eat. they're from canada right. close your eyes when you eat the beans. because i don't want you to see. the other. the other gift that's the wrong gift.

oh they got a lot of maple syrup in. there. that's good beans guys. all right. yeah i didn't i didn't wrap it okay. all right here's here's the gift from me. canadians know their beans close it. close your eyes. you're not gonna hurt me are you i'm not. gonna get messy. i'm gonna hold you hold your hands up. here. hold your hand right there. hold your other hand right there. all right this is for the days that we. don't get to see each other like over.

the weekend if you're doing something. else you can open your eyes it's a. custom made t-shirt. with my face on it. and whenever put it on whenever you look. down. you see me looking back up at you with a. reassuring look the double thumbs up. there's only one of these made. unless we start selling these. because i think there might be a demand. i'm not going to help you put it on. because you got you got this. you got that in a way. see now look and then you.

that's good. then whenever you get lonely. you need a friend it's almost like. you're kissing me though. and not in any way is it like that it's. just i'm keeping you company man on your. shirt so. say i'm feeling a little lonely i'm. gonna i i wish i had a friend around say. that i'm feeling like look up first. feeling a little lonely i wish i could. get a friend around here with my beans. and then look down. and see. you've got a friend on your shirt is. there a butt in the press that makes. music.

don't lie this is the worst. present you've ever gotten right. i'm pretty happy with it i'm not gonna. wear it though here comes the best. present you've ever gotten i did wrap. this one bring it in stevie. yeah open it up red this is gonna this. means i'm getting a good present next. time for my birthday. whoa what is like looking at it in the. television. there's a reflection. hawkman poster look at that link now.

this is the official poster of the. hawkman movie which is coming out in. 2042. just kidding i i was searching high and. low for because for a hawkman that is. incredible yeah i'm gonna put it in my. bedroom drawn by michael myers my wife. is gonna love it. drawsgood.com i contacted this guy. because i found this design there was no. poster for sale and he replies back and. he says i can hook you up with the. poster for your birthday you're kidding.

nah i talked to the artist his name is. michael myers like the halloween. uh is he a killer i don't even care he's. drawsgood.com. i still had to pay for it i shouldn't be. plugging his site so much it's my. birthday it's got to end at some point. you know what time it is i'm shivon i'm. jamma and we're from scotland and it's. time to spend the wheel in my fatality. you've done well link. look at this we're gonna hang it in our. office i get to enjoy it and if you want. a poster you don't get that one but you. can get the good mythical morning poster.

signed by us yeah you can buy that thing. i think i like the hawkman better. link is red's. fairy godmother. oh hey. hello there where i heard that it was. your birthday today. and i'm your fairy godmother i have the. wings of a dove and the voice of a nanny. do you get i regret your wish make.

wishes. i cracked wishes i don't make wishes i'm. not a factory. uh. do you know anything about ice cream. cakes. if they make the movie i'll play hockey. i will work out i will quit everything i. would just go to the gym i'll get buff. i'll work on my acting skills you have. to shave your beard.