Gun Range Mayhem

go ahead punks ask us if we shot some. guns recently because we did I'm Marquis. for the Miss our work etiquette let's. talk about that good mythical morning. today's episode is brought to you by. Blue Microphones maker of this. microphone that we speak into every day. as well as this microphone this is the. snowball it is a nifty USB powered. microphone check it out people ladies.

and gentlemen are you gonna tell them oh. yeah I am excited because today blink. did you not know we have actually been. keeping count of how many episodes we've. been doing of this show I haven't been. keeping count but I'm gonna guess that. we're on episode 51 no we're on episode. 50 let's play some celebration music. thank you for joining us and celebrating. with us it'll be added later I don't. know what it is I'll go through rhythm.

it but I kind of like this uh so how. many of you have been with us for all 50. oh well thank you thank you for by show. of hands I recognize all of you best of. mythical beasts and if you join us later. you can always go back and catch up you. know that's that's the luxury of how we. do this thing yeah it stays on the. Internet. okay what better way to to celebrate. number 50 then what what what are we.

gonna do well I'll let you tell. everybody knows the world is going to. end in 2012 we've that's been. established by everyone from the Aztecs. to that preacher out here in California. so because the world is going to end in. 2012 in our efforts to get ready for the. end of the world yes we did what any too. level-headed men would do we went to the. gun range to learn how to shoot guns now. I know what some of you are thinking. using the term shooting guns and.

level-headed in the same sentence is it. doesn't make sense to you so just bear. with us you know we're just going to. share our experience here we're not. going to we're not going to dive into. the controversies associated with with. guns control. anything like this are we going deep. okay I'll stay shallow and you go into. the deep end of gun control actually. this wasn't even our idea we had a group. of friends that were going to the gun. range they invited us we said let's go. we went to the gun range I don't know if. you've ever been to one of these and I. don't know if this is just like a I.

assume this happens in many different. places in the world but just in case. you're not familiar with it essentially. a gun range is a place where you go you. walk into this like lobby area and. there's some dudes behind a counter and. they have every kind of gun that you. could imagine guns that you didn't even. know existed under a glass case and some. up on the wall we got pistols we got you. know like semi-automatic pistols we got. revolvers we've got rifles we've got. shotguns we've got semi-automatic guns. of all kinds if they've got a trigger if. it has a trigger they probably got it.

and then they've also got all types of. targets on the wall so then you go in. there and you take your gun you take. your target you you pay them some money. and then you go into the range room. which you put on some hearing protection. and then you get a little booth and then. you shoot at a target you've seen like. police you seen police target show. things the dessaline the scene in the in. the police drama where they the guys. haven't target practice and the other. guy comes into telling the bad news that.

that did that the internal embedded you. hear about Mahoney. yeah he's it's a shame internal affairs. is all over his butt huh it's a shame. Mahoney he's a family man black black. black. and then you know you hit the button in. the toy why is his name always Mahoney. why is his name always Mahoney cuz it. rhymes with baloney did you hear about. Mahoney ah that's a bunch of baloney. that doesn't sound that like a good cop. movie it sounds like pretty cool poem. yeah the beginnings of a great cop poem.

but anyway then you shoot and if you. miss a target or it's paper so when it. goes through the target it hits a big it. doesn't bounce back at you a big pile. and Lodging the bullet right there isn't. that would be that would be an added. level of difficulty and I would not have. said yes to this thing but almost didn't. say yes anyway I didn't tell you this. really well I jumped at the opportunity. I. when when the invitation was extended my. first thought was I'm gonna have. something to do then I you know I.

shooting guns it doesn't excite me it it. a matter of fact it raises lots of. anxiety it Wells up within me well I. will admit that you know we are in Los. Angeles and as we've established on. previous episodes of good mythical. morning this is not a very normal place. we have lit bunny ladies that attack. your children at the park we have heart. playing men and people who dance with. them is that exactly shirts aren't even. tucked all the way yet it's not the kind. of place that you want to go and like. hang out with a group of strangers who.

all have the capacity to kill you at a. moment's notice I mean this is like. we're out there these people could be. absolutely bonkers crazy and they've. just got pistols and always really doing. it with two hands but I got picture just. showing up it's like Wiley coyote or. Yosemite Sam you know the exam if you. pay enough money I think you could do. that so anyway it could turn into a. volatile situation really quickly. because there's all these armed people. and it's just it's loud and it's. constantly happened well there's guns. firing did gun fires what happen we get. there there's twelves up 12 of us they.

told us to pair up so that you could. have two people in each slot and there's. a gun there. they say the gun stays in the slot and. then the the pairs of guys can move. because we got six different guns you're. least 12 guys we rotate it through six. you don't walk around with a gun the gun. stays and you walk around to a different. slot but I was paired up with a guy it. was like it was like middle school when. you're choosing the kickball team I was. the odd man out when we decided not to. pair up because so we could bond with. some other guys yeah I mean we know each. other pretty well.

make some friends for once but I was. paired up with a guy who his name was. Phil and it turns out he's. straight-laced it wasn't a very. boisterous or outspoken kind of guy he's. pretty quiet he was a what was he he. said he was a insurance accountant kind. of guy so he's the numbers kind of a guy. but he brought his own pistol but he did. bring his own gun he's the only guy that. brought his own gun so I go in with him. and I said okay that's good you. obviously know what you're doing you. choose this guy because you thought he. was least likely to turn on you and kill. you no he was just he was the only other.

guy who didn't have a friend me and Phil. you were the two left out of the. everybody you'd like picked a friend. like okay buddy last two guys picked for. kickball so I'd say I say Phil why don't. you shoot first and what I'm thinking is. I'm gonna watch you shoot so I can. figure out how to shoot your gun but I. cuz I didn't want to tell him yeah and. he goes and shoots and then he comes. back he says okay there's the gun now. it's your turn so I go up there and I. look at it and I have no clue what to do. and this is his gun it's not it's not. only can I kill myself or hurt somebody.

but I'm also now gonna mess up this. guy's gun I'm afraid his property so I. you know I swallow my pride and I turn. around and I call fill up there and I. say walk me through this your thing. buddy and Phil says does he say sure. thing buddy no he said have you ever. fired a gun before and what he's. thinking is but is you crazy. you don't look what is the first gun you. ever gonna fire mine and I'm like well. pretty much this is it and so he started. he says what you do this you do this and. you do this and I'm like getting nothing. and saying okay and it's just a bunch of.

guys there so you don't want to be like. I'm afraid I mean but this is which is. stupid don't be like me you know please. don't put people's lives in danger at. the gun range anyway you know it's a. it's what kind of gun is it it was a. handgun it was like a nine-millimeter. semi-automatic pop the clip is like. Mahony users and now [ __ ] I shot one. well I [ __ ] it back and then I shoot and. then before before thinking i cocked it. again I linked here's the deal if for.

those of you know anything about guns. link doesn't understand the advantages. that a semi-automatic pistol offers. meaning that you don't have to [ __ ] the. gun every single time you do it once you. put the clip in [ __ ] it and then you. shoot until the bullets are gone it's. sort of so I do that that's the latest. in gun technology as in like 1928 so I. do that and then Phil runs up and he. says uh-uh I think you may have jammed. it it's best if you just just put the. gun down and step back I felt horrible. but nobody died but you came around and.

then we both had the opportunity to. shoot a very large revolver of 50. caliber revolver this thing's like a. hand cannon. that's I was genuinely scared of this. thing because it was so loud and so. powerful that when someone else shot it. at any time while we were out there you. felt like a shock wave like a percussive. sort of thing in your face. and then link gets up to shoot the thing. and it turns out that the bullet that. has already been expended is inside the. chamber and so I'm like click oh and.

nothing happened and I almost fell over. forward because nothing happened but you. know in spite of the inherent dangers in. spite of the fact that you could. accidentally hurt yourself you could. accidentally hurt someone else you could. be hurt by someone else strongly. encouraged going to the gun range and. shooting a gun here's why I think that. everyone who has the the ability to do. so and the right in the right minds on. where you're from is there are places. where you don't have the right to shoot. a gun I don't know you to just to know.

to just feel the power in your hands now. I'm not saying you got to go out and. start shooting everything in sight or. even buy a gun I'm a matter of fact. you're not saying that just to clarify I. don't do that I'm just saying you're. saying in a controlled environment. should shoot you should robert. supervision i'm like your lawyer you. should shoot a gun before you die that's. not add someone and don't shoot a gun. right before you die and you don't it. should have anything to do with you. dying and if you don't know what you're. doing tell somebody and don't just forge.

ahead that's stupid because i think it's. difficult to have an opinion about. something that you haven't experienced. you understand what I'm saying it's just. like does that make sense I guess it's. probably a horrible argument in fact I. take that back just shoot a gun because. it's fun it's cool it's holding some. power in your hands and you got the. right to do it mmm-hmm what do you think. about that hmm good mythical morning. happy fiftieth episode people all right. we're gonna spin the wheel see how to.

end this thing. all right I feel like we might have to. be doing some replying to the comments. like it's borderline of college I just. kind of take the edge off some of the. things you said about guns I don't. apologize in for anything. I am personally taking all the edge off. of everything read this it right now so. I don't have a bunch of comments Rhett. is Gandalf and link is Frodo thanks for. submitting this idea. hello Gandalf you show me purse gained.

out what are you talking about it with. we're back in I'm back in the Shire. Frodo you shave I just want to get. something out of the fridge I just get. some of mmm just so Ketchum no show no. boss. okay would you like to go to the gun. rack see you tomorrow.