Guess What The Weird Guide Is About

Can these cool guys figure out these cool guides? Let's talk about that. Good mythical morning. Hey, let's take a look at this guide! It's pretty cool. This is the most subscribed YouTube channel from each state. As of 2025. That's pretty cool. It would be even cooler if we were from South Carolina.

Or... Cause then we might be on this guide?! Or Tennessee... or Kentucky... or many other states where we would actually show up. But we've been what we call boxed out of North Carolina. Yeah. We've been. we've been beasted out. Yup. Yeah. Over here in California, Cocomelon. Basically every state that we go to, there's somebody way more popular! Yep. That's okay. What are we doing? We're doing this. We're just being cool, man. That's right! Look at me. Look at me and look at you and look at us.

As always, the coolest. And we thought that we could play a game about all of these cool guides. from the... subreddit called Cool guides. Because we are cool guys. Okay, cool guys. Yeah. I'm gonna show you a cool guide with some information removed. And your job is to be the first to guess what it's all about. The more information we show you, the less points you'll win. And whoever buzzes in first gets to guess first. And let's bring in those buzzers. They're beautiful, man. That's cool.

The coolest guys of them all. The blue man group! Yes. So cool. Okay, here's your first. image. This is worth three points. This. I could guess right now? What? Yeah! And if you guess, then. Rhett. If you get it wrong, then you're locked out. Doneness of. wieners. What? Oh, crack. You got that? I just thought those were like.

text. Me too! Slots. I. Then I said, maybe they're hot dogs. You have a guess. You have a free guess. I got a free guess. You think that, Link? Dang. Now all I can see is doneness of wieners. But it doesn't make sense on that scale, right? Really? Yeah. Cause it's. It gets dark. It gets lighter in the middle. I don't even know. what is censored. The whole ride is censored. I don't. Make it cool.

Doneness of - Cool cuts of. bison. Yeah. Incorrect. Would you like to take another guess at three points, Rhett? No. He can't do that. No, no, no, no, no, no. He can't do that. Can he? Can he do that? You, I mean, you, you, you, you could. Okay. Oh, crap. But we're moving on. This is the two point chart. How do you? Blank. Blank. Rhett. How do you cook hot dogs? I mean.

I can only. I can only see wieners. I'm only seeing wieners. And he. and he's not talking about. just with this slot. That's right. Everywhere the boy looks, I see dead wieners. All he sees is wieners. Some dead, some alive. Yeah. Some burnt. The wiener was dead the whole time. Link? How do you... tell? If a wiener is not. You, you. you can't see. Hold on. Maybe there's something else.

This is a cool guide? It's so hard. I mean, are you telling me that, that, that thing on. the left. Oh, I know what this is. Link? How do you know. if... your cooled electronic is being charged? Incorrect. Okay. It's one point! Okay, all right. This is.

How do you want it done?! I'm gonna give it to you. If you had stopped saying wieners and hot dogs so many times. You would. It's steaks! Oh! Okay. Let's see. Let's see it. Yeah. Okay. How do you want it cook? Crap. So, hold on. So when I said bison, if I'd have said steak. Yeah. Well... It kind of worked for bison, though. This works for bison. Can I just say that I feel like. It's too orange! Right? What is this? What does this even mean?

This is Like, what the meat would actually look like in your steak. And. the coloring of it is. not It isn't right. It isn't right. Like blue rare. Blue rare is... black? This isn't right. It, it, it is supposed to be. like patties. That's why it's shaped like, you know. What? Like, like burgers. Oh, it was supposed to be patties. Red. Yeah. So, a blue rare basically is singed. on the outside and that's it.

But burnt in the middle. See it? No, but not burnt in the middle because. the coloring's wrong. The coloring's wrong. The fact that. blue rare and well done end up looking the same on your chart. What, what were missing here? The cool thing about this are the subtitles. It's not very cool. Patty met Fire. Ran. Patty. and Fire are casual friends. Oh, yeah. Patty and fire swore eternal love. Robbed bank, fled town. Yeah. Okay. That's pretty cool. Very cool. That's pretty cool. Okay, you see how this works?

So like the judges are very harsh back here, um, and and your wiener got you in trouble. Not cool guys. How do you want it cooked? Yeah. Um... okay, here's the next one. Three points. What is that? What is that? Rhett? The. States where people. don't have eyes. Okay, Right? This.

Isn't that the bottom half of a face? The States where your scrotum... only has one testicle. Okay, that's probably not it either. Let's go for two points. Rhett? Most. popular. face part in each state. No. What is that in Alaska? Which states... have more, um, ancient cave... drawing?

But look at this. Link, Alaska has a mask. Incorrect. Oh, is that a mask? So you got a mask. You have a face, you have an eye, you have hair. Oh, that's hair. Any more guesses at two points? Faces? And... mask? why would hair be the most popular thing in.... And what would Oregon? And Illinois? Okay. That's Ohio. Sorry, Ohio. Sorry, Illinois. More. Okay, one point. Rhett?

Which. part of the body... is. altered the most in this state? Incorrect. Okay, so we've got. shoulders, eyes, hair. Which part of the body? Is that a mask? In Australia. I mean, Alaska? Australia... is now a state. Is that weird? Under. You never know. Oh, that's a smile.

that's just a smile. Oh, it's just a mouth. That's just a mouth. Yeah, I threw you off with a mask. But. but then... in Illinois? Has lips, not a. smile. And Nevada doesn't have anything. Which part of the body. What did you say? Which part of the body is most. most likely to be altered in this state? That doesn't make any sense. Which part of the body? I'm still in, like, plastic surgeon.

Which part of the body. do plastic surgeons touch the most? Incorrect. Okay, now that. you both can buzz in, I'll say... Abs in Hawaii. I'll say that there. is an image on Nevada, but we cannot. show it on this show. Rhett. Which. part of the body is sexiest? I'm gonna give it to you. I'm gonna give it to you. Which part of the body are women. the most attracted. to... in each state? Attracted to.

Oh, and is it a. is it a penis in Nevada? One would think. But it is not a penis. It is... boobies. Oh, women in Nevada. That's fair. Yeah. Okay. Alright. So in North Carolina, it's eyes. Okay. Hair. And then... In Oregon? What is that? Nose? Legs in Texas. I think face. Face is the first thing. I. cause I. I really question that looking at the whole image too. Yeah. It could be, it could be.

It's face. Could be some other stuff, you know. These are really amateur. Graphic artists. Hawaii likes abs? Do we, didn't see that? Yeah. I, I pointed that out. Oh, I didn't see that until now. I thought I heard you say Australia. I see the female sign... down there pointing like. Rays everywhere. Is Maine also breasts? Um... No, I think that's a, a buttocks. Right? Because Louisiana -- or. Oh, now I'm going down to...

Down in that area the buttocks. Yep, that, that's the one. Mississippi? Mississippi's butts and Maine's butts. I'm surprised butts are not more popular. Okay! These guys are still cool, though. -- These guys are still cool. Yeah. Sure. Here's the next one. Three points. Blank popularity. This is some. 1910 to 1920. Not 2021. So,

Link? Color popularity. Yeah. Actually. Yes, he's right. Like. like red got really popular. Like in. for what? No, no, no, wait, hold on. Okay. Color popularity... for what? Lip...stick. Incorrect. Rhett? I think I know what it is.

Paint. Incorrect. Link. Color popularity of cars. No. No, no. I just wanted to hear your reasoning for color popularity. We can get off of color popularity. Yeah. I was so sure that you were right. And yeah, I was like orange is not popular at all anymore. The great falling off in the 70s. I mean, orange cars. really ugly. Okay. Let's move to two points. War.

and crime. Rhett. Cause of death. Popularity? Popularity... It's a way of thinking about it. Incorrect. So war. War got really less popular. But then crime... is fluctuating all over. War, crime. So there's two negative things. But there's a lot of other things. Yes, you know it. You know it.

What? But I have another guess. I'm waiting for you to guess so I can guess. Movie genre popularity. Yes, that was what I was gonna guess. You're correct! Yes! Let's see the full thing. You tied up. Film genre. Action. Look at Thriller going off the charts. And you know what the key. was? Um, you see how western? Completely went away? Uh huh. I read an article about that recently. Why is that?

Uhh, that westerns were made... as the first movies because they were the cheapest. And then they started falling off in popularity at some point. There was a slight revival when Clint Eastwood was doing. his thing in like the 70's, which is that. that bump there. Documentaries really... blew up with streaming. Crime is still, you know. Crime and comedy have remained pretty popular. Comedy, man. You can always count on comedy. Fantasy is remained pretty popular. Horror is at its peak!! Yep, that makes sense. Even though I can't.

Oh, there it is. I found it. The tie is scored. Moving into the next round. Let's see this one for three points. Rhett? Have you seen this woman? Disappear slowly... from bottom to top? I don't know how that would be a guide. Link? Acceptable passport... photos.

Incorrect. Okay. You know how meticulous they are about the passport photos. It's like you gotta have it taken. in special. boxes with special backgrounds. And your head has to be a certain size. It's not easy. Oh yeah. Let's go to two points. Rhett. Vision. Human vision. By age. Like what a baby sees?

I gotta. No, no, no. It's not, It's not cool. You gotta be cooler than that. Well, that's what it is. You can't just take my answer and give Another answer and get two points. What does my mommy look like? What does a baby see? Oddly splitting the difference. I, I, I. The judges wanted to give it to Rhett. That is a broad form of what it is. But I want you to give it to me. Um, but then. but then Link, oddly is also saying... the other part of it. What... a mother looks like to a baby by age?

Yes, that seems the thing. Well that's exactly what I said. Well. How an infant views the world? I said view. human vision of a baby. You said. vision as you age or. something like that. And I'm not saying... You got it. how. a baby gets a mom. Cause I meant like three days in one month. Yeah. Yeah. Okay, great. So we're giving it to Rhett. I'm glad that we. For one month. It's that freaking blurry? Yeah, you get to do anything in front of a one month old baby. I. I, I knew. they were so. Give them glasses at first.

You could steal anything. So smiling at your 3 day old baby is just for nothing? It's just for you. You don't need to see them to be able to find them. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. That's right. Okay, let's move on to the next one. Three points. Rhett? States. with the most. electoral college... votes... in the United States. That's cool, dude, I hope that's not it. Now, that's cool.

Incorrect. Oh, I said incorrect. I mean, that is kind of true. I mean, you got New York and you got Florida, Texas. California, Illinois, Pennsylvania and... Ohio? No, what is that one next to. State... States with dope. Capitol buildings? Incorrect. Let's go to two points.

Oh, what? Okay, that's... LA county? -- Or just LA? Rhett. Places... Rhett and Link have been. Incorrect. What? So why is it red? Because the key will eventually like... correspond to something. There's gonna be a color coded key, right? That pops up.

I think LA is an exception that everything else is these states. It's blue states... plus a red... county. All right. I got nothing. Okay, let's move to one point. States with a blank. Rhett. States with a population... less than Los Angeles County. There we go. States with a smaller population. Wow. So. There's a lot of people here in this county.

So basically. the only places that have more people. are the places that... are that coincide with the electoral college! Electoral college. Right. Wow. There's more people in... the county we live in now. than the entire state that we're from. Than the state we're from? Can you believe that, Link? I can. I mean, I'm just looking at this cool graphic. Yeah. Well, let's see another for three points. World's most blank.

96K at the bottom. 3 million... 1.6 million. And then what are those? What are the those? What is one? I guess it's just a ranking. Three million. Rhett? World's most... expensive pets. Incorrect. Whoa. You. you think somebody spent $3 million... on a pet? Yeah. I like an iguana with two heads. Yeah. Diamond encrusted. Yeah. Uh huh.

Of course, it doesn't say... um, just to help you out here. It doesn't have a dollar sign in front of those. So I think it's just. Yeah. I don't think it's. -- prices. I think it's numbers. What's something that some. I mean. Something got up to 3 million and the next one half as much. World's most popular. I don't know. I give up.

Okay, let's move to two points. You think, you think I am. Oh. Rank. Number of times used. Rank. Number of times used. Times used. Oh, and then there's. Then there's. then there's words on the left. Oh, I was a perfect tie. But I'm losing. You're losing. You go. Secret. I love you. Dragon. Monkey.

World's most... popular. Well, crap. Things to whisper. Incorrect. Dragon. So, monkey. Dragon. I love you. Secret. Secret. Number of times used... in the rank. Secret? And so secret is up... higher...

than I love you and I love you is all... Okay. I mean, only because I love you is all lowercase. I'm going to say. world's most... used... hashtags. in messages... between. individuals. currently. having an affair. Incorrect. Let's move to one point.

Woah! Link. World's most common... password. Password. That's all it is. That's it. Yeah. There we go. Oh. Nordpass. And a lot. who cares? All of these passwords would take less than one second for a hacker to crack! Keep that in mind. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6. And then you add 7, 8, 9. So people are using dragon and monkey as passwords? Lots of people! I love you. Password 1. ABC QWERTY.

Because QWERTY is just what you would do on the keyboard. Right. Actually, yeah. The top line. Not. not the home row. QWERTY 1. And then those people who do 1, 2, 3, 3, 2, 1 think they're getting really creative. And you know, if you're doing that, they're doing that for all of them. Oh, yeah. Okay, this chart counted up to 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6. But we are counting down! to the biggest night of the year. I'm talking about. Good Mythical evening! This year's theme is Sloshed in Space!!

It's gonna be live on October 23rd at 10pm Eastern, 7pm Pacific. We're gonna have fun. Come have some fun with us. Get your tickets now at goodmythicalevening.com. Okay, one more here. For my brain. You still have the... chance to take the win, Link. Win this whole thing. This is hard. We're starting with three points. Link.

How -- big of a pile. How big. pile do bananas... weigh? Yep, that's it. There you go. That is incorrect. We're gonna give you one more chance because it's the only way for you to win. But that is true. Technically you can guess and then he can. What's like. Okay. Why would it be four different choices? That's the thing. I don't really understand how you would be. Number of bananas... eaten. by... different sized monkeys.

From small to big. Incorrect. Link, you want more shot? One more shot at three. Yeah, I got to. I think it's... how. how many bananas a monkey eats... over time? Over age. Not how big of a monkey he is. How old of a monkey he is. Okay, we're gonna have to go to the next point. This could be a tie. It's tie. You can tie. We go to two points. Okay.

Rhett. Average amount. of bananas eaten in a month. I mean in a year. Nope. You said month. Hold on. No. In a year by the average person in this place. Incorrect. What? Okay. So eight and a half pounds. Link? How many bananas... your nana. puts in... the pudding...

by country? Ethiopia. They like a heavy banana flavored... pudding. Incorrect. Shall we move to one? Yeah. It's clearly the number of bananas eaten by... somebody. Move to one. Rhett. How many bananas... can you buy. for... a dollar? Not a dollar. I don't know, some, some amount. How, how many bananas can you buy... for sex?

For. $100? For $10? $100 and eight and a half pounds? $10. How many bananas can you buy for Nana? Buy for... How many bananas can you buy for someone special? How many bananas can you buy before they. go bad? How many bananas can you buy before... they start getting suspicious? Cram it in that box. 8. 8.6 pounds in the U.S...

wait a second. How many bananas can you buy for one trip? How many bananas. can you buy for... me? How many bananas can you buy for the lake? I mean, it's a little. How many bananas can you buy for what dollar amount? 7. Five dollars. There we go. Five dollars. Ah, yes. Wasn't a smooth. It wasn't a smooth one. I'll show you there eventually.

Australia. They're kind of hard up for bananas! Maybe they're real big bananas. And I've been told. that the loser! -- today gets a personalized cool guide. So. Link, let's see what that... looks like. Countries where TSA pat downs are more popular than Link. In the United States? Yep. Yep. And. Kazakhstan. What? Okay. Sorry.

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