Gettin' Queasy

not a lot makes me queasy but it doesn't. take much to make link queasy unless I'm. Dreaming I'm Tommy from Pittsburgh North. Carolina let's talk about. [Music]. [Applause]. that good mythical morning today's. episode is brought to you by culas the. guys with the goods Goods like the. American Red Cross emergency radio you. need one of these for emergencies made a. little rhyme you could remember it but.

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accessing the memory of Zach West pile. driving me in front of his grandma after. we spied on her and. uh it's not quite the edge has been. taken off and I'm a little bit hungry. really well I'm I maybe I'm just telling. you what I feel like you want to hear. trying to please the people I want to. hear the truth H I can almost taste. yogurt that's when you say you can't. handle the truth and you say it like. Jack Nicholson no I don't when I eat. yogurt now I feel like I'm being.

[Music]. in deep and then I proceed to go all the.

way around my torso and around my back. like a belt 4 in deep and I'm watching. myself do this give no anesthesia no. nothing just in my kitchen just H for. some reason I just felt like this is. what I was supposed to do and I don't. know why all the way around belt like. through the bone like to the spine 4 in. deep no matter what there that's.

and I remember looking at it and all of. a sudden I started to become a little. more conscious like you know when you're. still dreaming but you start to have. tinges of realizing this is a dream. you're like becoming one of those GI Joe. guys that's just connected with a rubber. band and you can keep turning them and. turning him is that what you were going. for oh gosh it's it's gross thinking. about it and then I started to realize. in my dream this is this is this is bad. I was walking around having done it did. the did the baby come out no there was.

no baby I wasn't pregnant my wife was. pregnant were you trying to empathize. with her I don't know it there was I. just knew it was what I was supposed to. do and I and I start walking around and. I start realizing oh my gosh what have I. done and it Dawns on me that I have made. a big mistake probably for two reason. now because in real life I have. witnessed or been party to three. C-sections my wife had those in order to. have our all three of our children and I. know first of all no doctor in his right. mind makes an in incision that that big.

you don't make one like a belt you make. it only as big as you got to make it and. two One does not simply give a C-section. to a man I was deeply troubled but then. when I actually woke up I was troubled. but I was relieved at the same time you. brought the hand down okay because I. realized I wasn't queasy in my dream now. as R said I get queasy at the drop of a. hat well not literally drop of a hat but. if there was like blood on the hat if it. was a bloody hat was a red hat and it.

dropped I would get queasy but in my. dream I was looking I was giving myself. this belt size C-section and I wasn't. queasy at all I was disappointed in. myself for making a stupid decision but. I didn't feel sick so your dream. essentially made you impervious to. queasiness but just the recollection of. what you did in the dream now makes you. queasy I am queasy right now thinking. about it and recalling it can you feed. me yogurt I feel like there's some sort. of therapy there I think we're out I. could I mean I can give you a massage or.

something no no I don't want one of. those okay so it got me thinking about. all the other times that I'm quezy let. us know in the comments what makes you. queasy now you don't get queasy well I I. mean I get the the thought of you. cutting yourself like a g Joe figure. makes me uneasy yeah I'm it isn't like. oh yeah I want to see you do that I mean. I think I have a normal level of queasy. reaction I think a good example of that. is you know one of the episodes we made. uh on Commercial Kings or TV show the.

one we did for Chuck Testa M we actually. taxidermized a ghost he made us take the. skin off of a goat's face link is. standing like 4T behind you. sissification you've been sissified look. at that and don't be grossed out I mean. oh the gross isn't even coming he's he's. ripping the ripping the scalp off of a. dead goat man I mean are why are you. taking pleasure in this I'm not taking. any pleasure in it I'm just I'm indiff. towards it oh gosh put tension on hide.

oh doing it see the inside of the eye oh. that's horrible gosh it it was horrible. I mean I'll put it to you this way when. I appli to get life insurance they sent. someone to my house to do blood work. this is part of the application process. and the woman comes in she's like okay. she you know do the questionnaire and. stuff like that do you smoke do you. Skydive blah blah blah blah no no no and. then she says I got to take a do you. perform C-sections on yourself and drink.

yes oh that's not you asking you need to. raise your hand I'm acting like the. insurance agent well raise your left. hand next time you're going to role play. a life insurance agent I'll ra my right. hand so we don't give you that so she. starts taking my my blood I'm sitting on. the couch and then all of a sudden she. says to me I think you need to lie. down and yeah hold on she's just taking. your blood from where your finger no. it's from from my arm okay I mean that's. and you know and it fills the oh my gosh. just thinking about blood coarsing.

through my veins much less seeing it. come out as long as I'm not in a dream. as it turns out I had to lay down and I. almost I almost rolled off of the couch. fainting so if I like try to take your. pulse right now like I'm not going to. pierce it I'm just going to put my. finger on your like right here is even. worse that's where they do it you know I. cannot stand that on let me do it if you. go to if I go to the doctor like you're. not going to let me do it I'd rather you. not do it but look we just embrace it. just take a head on I mean I just want.

to I'm just going to touch you on the. wrist where is it where's the blood pump. just the blood the blood pump's up here. it's no but you can look look look at. mine I'd rather not look I go to the. doctor on my wrist it it it starts. pulsating right there ah I I like I'm. glad I'm seated I'm going to have to lay. down are it makes you lightheaded it. just makes me lightheaded yeah just. think about the blood course try try try. to try to take you know when they put. the blood pressure cuff and then they. start how just be be you don't even know.

your the fingers go there dude like on. that I'm not a doctor like I hate that. if I was in a doctor's office I would be. giggling right now that's how I cope. with it your heart's beating very. quickly. I that's enough but and I went to the. optometrist and they don't take your. blood there they take your. eyes but uh Dr Clark he said now I'm. going to I'm going to put a drop in your. eye and numb it and then I'm going to. touch it to see how how turgid it is Ted.

How firm it was and I could not sit. still in the chair and I started I. started. giggling I just start giggling like a. little school. girl and he T I was like why didn't why. did you tell me that you were going to. touch my eyeball why didn't you just do. it I'm worried though because you know. what could we've talked about this many. times there could be not the zombie. apocalypse because I don't really. believe in zombie apocalypse but I do. believe in in I've been watching that. Doomsday Preppers again you know and. there's all these you know that's why I.

got this radio from cis.com. because Anything could happen and there. could be just people wandering the. streets and trying to trying to eat us. and trying to eat our children and we've. got to have guns and we got to be ready. and we got to band together and things. are going to happen you can't go to the. doctor I mean your arm is going to get. cut off by a crazy person with a machete. these kinds of things are going to. happen well I'm going to faint but you. got to be stronger than that cuz we got. to be like a Duo to like save the. neighborhood you got to be strong enough. for me to be draped your shoulder after.

I faint just take me to the nearest safe. location no I'm going to have my wife. and my kids on my shoulders and you're. going to have your wife and your kids on. your shoulders but we got to be we got. to stick together we got to wear like. some tights or something I I afraid that. my wife and kids are going to have to. Fashion some sort of you're going to be. of no help in emergency like what happen. when when it all breaks loose when it. hits the fan and everybody in your. family is looking to you to step up and. Lead you're going to be. fainting and you got to over you got to.

take it you got to grab it by the horns. you got to bite its face off and then. you got to you know get over this I. think the key is for me to go to some. sort of dream state if I if I can Master. you're going to sleepwalk through the. tragedy yeah if there's a way for me to. figure out how to do that then I think. there's potential but I mean I I don't. know I I in college I tried to give. plasma in order to you did that. successfully though so you you there is. hope in order to deal with the fear I.

had of blood circulation if you don't. know what plasma is it's a desperate way. to get money uh if you're a college. student you just go across from campus. to the plasma center they put a big old. needle in your arm they suck out your. blood they take the plasma out of your. blood in the same with the same needle. they pump the blood back into your arm I. can't believe you were able to do that. and you and I did that cuz there was. money involved and you're actually. cheaper than you are quey so the fact. that there was. I mean there was money involved you're.

willing to do it and it's a good-looking. girl work there so if if if some sort of. tragedy happens if you just kind of give. me an. allowance I'll pay you to not be queasy. in the emergency I think that might do. it either that or just put me in a dream. but currency will be meaningless I'm. going to have to pay you with like. produce or something now I don't get. sick with roller coasters and stuff like. that I don't that those things don't. make me queasy and they make me. incredibly anything roller coaster. anything that spins me that's also.

spinning I I go boom I'm it's over so. what if what if there was some sort of. spinning apocalypse I'm out of. commission you got to take control h and. your your your kids and wife are going. to be dragging you around I think that's. a lot less likely though that a roller. coaster evil roller coaster is going to. take over the. world course I'd like to see that I feel. like this is therapeutic lot lots of. these episodes lately have been. beneficial to me I don't know if they're. helping you any uh maybe maybe they're. entertaining you at my expense but I I.

feel like I'm growing as a person power. outage power outage get ready it there's. I don't think you get ready for power. outage it just. happens. uhoh did. you did you unplug something or did I. just forget to uh no I for a second I. thought my eyes were just closed but. then I opened them and I still couldn't. see it must be a power outage well I've. got this battery powered radio okay but. I haven't bought batteries for it yet.

oh this is a problem feeling kind of. [Music]. quasy.