Essential Items for the Apocalypse

link I'm going to give you some stuff to. help you make it through the apocalypse. let's talk about. [Music]. that good mythical morning as we. established in yesterday's episode the. world is going to end and you need to be. prepared for it now if you've been a. watcher of Good Mythical Morning for any. length of time you may know that we talk. about this from time to time and about. how we have aspirations to be ready for. the end of the world uh well you do yeah.

you you talk about it and think about it. a lot I honestly just kind of Knob my. head and I'm like yeah I should think. about that some but I don't but I got to. admit that while I've talked about it a. lot I've never really taken any steps to. be ready for the end of the world and or. if just you know things hit the fan you. know we're not just talking about the. end of the world we're talking about if. things get real bad real fast and people. start eating each other's eyeballs and. stuff like that um you know anything can. happen you need to be prepared for these.

kinds of situations now I am your friend. if not your best friend right yes right. you're my best friend you're my best. friend too link did need you make me say. it and so when I took a little trip on. the internet to buy some stuff to help. me survive the end of the world I. thought of you friend best friend and I. went ahead and just bought you some. stuff too so I'm going to start by yeah. yeah this is like early Christmas yeah. you and your family are now prepared for.

the end of the world if you do the stuff. that you need to do with the stuff that. I'm going to give you now and you're. going to literally give it to me I see. stuff over there oh yeah buddy I got a. whole box now I'm going to give you this. stuff and I'm going to start with the. stuff that I bought both of us so this. is the stuff if I give it to you that. means I've got one at home waiting for. me okay okay first. thing water storage okay uh these are. stackable water containers you fill. these up five gallons a piece now this. Aqua pack this this will take care of.

your family now are we sponsored by any. of these things that you're going to. flash up here you don't even need to say. aquapack you say just water generic. water Contra contraer trainer aquaa so. anyway this is pretty simple boring. stuff water storage pretty great uh. there's no water in it you got to supply. the water buddy now water is important. you know what else is important link. food I got you a whole freaking bucket. of food now it says on the front it says. you ordered this on the internet right. yeah it says beef stroganof it's. actually got 29 meals it's got beef.

strogen off it's got lasagna it's got. chicken teriyaki with rice it's got. noodles and chicken it's got beef stew. and it's got granola with blueberries. you just Add Water H I got the water. here 29 meals this will take you and. your family through probably maybe a. week or so well I was going to ask what. am I what does my family eat cuz this is. I eat. this you share this with your wife and. children okay if they're minding me yeah. right now um wow assuming that your gas.

is going to be off and I don't mean your. personal flatulence I mean the I mean. the natural gas that comes into the. pipes uh personal. flash I got you a folding stove also got. me this and some if you waited a little. bit this could have been a Christmas. present you're you it. is camp Camp Heat this is this will help. you boil uh the water that goes into the. uh the meals there some Sterno and a. little pable stove if you if you have to.

go and now I've got listen water is the. most important thing it's the thing. that's going to be the hardest to come. by I've got a couple already I've. already got that it's in the you've got. 10 gallons of water I mean that 10. gallons of water is going to be gone. before you know it and I don't want you. coming over to my house looking for. water you got to look after your own we. I don't we're not necessarily going to. build a fort together keep I can hear. you man keep your voice down okay this. is where these so that's what this is. about this is to keep me off your back I. don't want you showing up with all your. children and your wife and and saying.

listen hey man can can you take care of. me I want you to be I want you to be. taken care of okay so the first thing I. got for you is a LIF straw I actually. got you two LIF straws this one's in the. pack you can go up to basically you can. go into the LA River and just suck the. water out of that and you will be. totally fine water in it there's water. in the river no there's not there's. water in the next to my house there is. it's a Concrete ditch Pond you can go to. B boy Lake any any body of water you can. just sip the water out as much as you. you want and uh and then if you want to.

collect the water that you run out of. and you want to treat it I got you some. water purification tablets how long does. this last I think it uh can pump like a. th gallons of water you don't like this. right filters up to 1,000 lers of water. really yeah it's it feels like there's. nothing in it yeah it's just a filter. man this is considered to be one of the. best inventions of modern time I'm not. making that up if you look up LIF straw. we used to have one remember we had one. in my car for a long time and then we.

lost it yeah anyway you now you got one. okay this is what this is all you got. that's all I got for you you got water. you got food you got a way to you got a. way to cook it now I bought my I didn't. want to splurge too much cuz you got to. pay me back for this stuff what. what I I got myself I got to pay you. back I got myself some other stuff that. I didn't get you this is the first thing. I got. myself this is called the. bushmaster now it's a raino knife it's a.

rainbow knife now I got a compass you. pop this Compass off and I got well. there's matches in there aren't there. there is waterproof matches in here and. I used to have one of those as a kid. yeah well you should have kept it I got. waterproof matches and I got fishing. line and then in this part right here. I've got whoa watch yourself I got a. flashlight I've got a snake bite kit. I've got a animal snare for catching. little animals to eat I've got a a. sharpening stone for this thing and.

you're definitely going into infomercial. mode now I've also got wait there's more. a military can opener now this is all. mine you can play with it now but in the. apocalypse I'm holding. it I'm not playing with it I'm I also. got this uh an axxe I see that that's a. hatchet so I can two fist the zombies. double fist the. zombies. see and I can cut down trees also got. for myself this is Sleek how much was. this dude does it matter well you didn't.

buy me one paying paying for survival. does it matter do you look at the. prices Magnesium Fire Starter so I'm. going to be able to start a fire anytime. I want to just by just hitting the stuff. together making Sparks I don't need. matches man you just like to buy stuff. that's all that this is coming down to I. got a flashlight that you turn a crank. on and make it come on so when you're. over there in the dark with your little. family you'll have water and food but. you'll be in the dark with your little. Sterno stove why didn't you get me one.

of these this is pry I didn't think you. deserved it okay I mean how much could. have this been to I I can carry my water. around with me cuz I've got are you. serious a canteen and the last thing I. got heard of a water bottle probably the. most important thing you don't think. there's going to be trash water bottles. laying around and you can just fill out. I got a Survival Handbook sass now your. cell phone is not going to work but you. can do smoke signals and ask me. questions if you can figure out a way to. start a fire you can do smoke signals. from your Sterno ask me questions from.

your house and then I'll send you smoke. signals back like if you have a question. about get ask me a question about. something actually just let me tell. you um you're so excited about this I. don't want to burst your bubble I am. thankful do you want me to tell you how. to treat a facial injury. wait is that a threat mouth of mouth. otherwise known as the kiss of life. that's mouth to mouth mouth to mouth.

mouth to mouth there's two men kissing. each other one of them has a mustache or. is that a is that a f mouth guard uh. that's a man saving another man I would. do that for you I would do that in the. apocalypse I would not do that in normal. everyday life unless there was. plexiglass in between us you wouldn't. buy a knife but you would so anyway. listen man I got you know I got a lot of. stuff for myself that I didn't get for. you because I you're a cheap skate and I. know you got to pay me for this stuff I. got you the gift is me paying for it I. got you because listen the gift.

that I gave you is me taking the time to. go through this stuff you would have. never done this what's going to happen. is something's going to happen they're. going to like the terrorists are going. to blow up an EMP Somewhere over the. Midwest and all of it's going to go out. and then you're going to be over there. and you're going to be like what are we. going to do and you're like oh yeah I've. got this beef stroken off everything's. going to be okay and then if you want to. make your you put that down while you're. talking to me if you want to make your. way over to my house I'll give you a. nice little shave with. this and we can go kill some rabbits or. something with an animal snare well well. thank you.

rut what's what's my. total all right so I mean it's like 150. bucks. probably. yeah small price to pay for life you. know what time it is I'm Cher from the. other side of the river and it's time to. spin the wheel of mythicality make sure. you're liking us on Facebook you know. why because there's exclusive content. over there we're making special videos. that can only be found at Facebook we're. not just posting other stuff over there.

we're posting exclusive video content on. Facebook and pictures we make a video of. that knife yeah we. will R link join the fashion. police how's your. donut how's your how's your donut well I. don't know I I don't have a donut. cuz we're at the donut shop yes where.

are we from I'm from I don't know man. okay now it's changing a little bit okay. hey see that dude over there on your. turtleneck yeah let's kill him no I got. I'm on my break man I'm at the donut. shop I'm going to go kill that man in. the turtleneck cuz you shouldn't be in. the turtleneck and uh but you should. arrest him you shouldn't kill him you. eat your. donut and I'm going to go cut this man's.

throat would you be interested in me. reading aloud a segment of the Survival. Handbook entitled gas balls.