Epic Sibling Rivalries with the Gregory Brothers

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ladies and gentlemen welcome to Good. Mythical Morning first ever guest the. Gregory. Brothers yeah thanks for having us guys. yeah this is this is welcome to the this. is a great couch the couch is luxurious. welcome to a very small room it's a. great room it's intimate it's intimate. you the room looks huge on your show and. we came in it's it's intimate you. tricked us we're disappointed wide angle. okay today we're going to talk talk.

about sibling rivalry I personally don't. have any siblings I have a brother she's. still alive okay okay it's his name is. Cole so it's almost as if we're having a. rivalry now over if we have siblings or. not well well I it's not it's not my. fault I don't have. siblings well it could have been did you. ever like hit your dad really hard like. with a baseball bat no especially not in. that area um because that that can cause. that no more siblings I know that or.

that's why I only have one brother. because of the golf outing with my dad. um my brother Cole he is 3 years older. we've talked about him a little bit on. the show he used to come over to the. house or link used well he lived with me. link used to come over to the house and. he would you guys would team up on me. and I'm still upset about it because you. assumed or you knew that it got under my. skin when you told me that I had a crush. on Melissa Hood I didn't Melissa Hood. she's a great girl girl but I never. didn't have a crush on her I planted. this information and your older brother.

Cole I was the informant but you guys. teamed up on me and I and I got so mad. one time because you told me speaking of. deod you love Melissa Hood I took Cole's. white deodorant and I threw it at you. guys and you guys slammed the door just. in time and the deodorant exploded all. over the door and it was there and it. made a little dent in there forever I. remembered the hatred that I felt for. you and my brother remember and I will. forever remember the sound of exploding. deodorant on the inside of your door but. the one thing I we opened the door back. up and on the inside it was just.

everything was white it's like it it. snowed in there yeah then we just. laughed at you and pointed and said you. love Melissa. hood and deodorant I'm still upset about. it I want to punch you but that's the. one thing that I never did I never hit. you in the face and I never hit my. brother in the face but I want to ask. our expert panel of brothers and. sister-in-law have you guys ever punched. one another in the face in the facial. structure with the fist it's frankly. amazing when I think of the number of. times that we tackled each other Twisted. arms pulled.

that there was never a fist to face. event but I don't think we've ever. punched each other in the face I don't. think we ever went face there was just a. lot for us like the the finisher in the. fight was usually an uppercut to the. stomach like once you went up I don't. think that's called an uppercut I think. I think that's called a a body block. that's middle cut if you're low enough. it's an up when you're that much smaller. it is an up. cut when you're three and your brother. six it's an uppercut okay and you once. you do the uppercut the fight is over. and some one goes and tattles Body Shots.

it always ended with body shots and I'm. talking about like the because those are. legal it it was just it was understood. code amongst the Gregory Brothers child. moral code that is just kind of. understood but it is interesting how. that that does turn into a sort of kidy. arms race where like it starts really. Petty the poking and whatever and then. the next guy's got to one up that until. you get to body blows which is you know. basically like the they got really. sophisticated though they made like. their own guant o Bay and put me in it.

they tortured you torture machine what. kind of information that's worse than. punching but you justify it by saying oh. it's it's really just the heat making. him suffer was it like a closet well we. didn't put him in a closet we put him. into two milk crates just facing each. other so this is a child yeah like a. cage he was really little where he. really couldn't move at all and we tied. him together and then put blankets over. it and then pointed a lamp at a lot of. lamp we just found all the lamps we. could in the house like five or six. lamps that we could carry we're like six.

we're like five and eight so we're tiny. too bringing lamps and just pointing. them do you remember this it's one of my. earliest. memories not being able to move and just. like screaming to this day though. Michael can withstand great great. Heights of heat with us is we're cuz. we're basically like brothers I'd rather. say we're like brothers than like an old. married couple which we're Blood. Brothers we're Blood Brothers so. whenever we would fight it would it. would start all really innocent like you. said and then it would ES es alate and I.

would be the one because I'm you know. I'm smaller I've always been smaller and. it would escalate and I would be getting. angry and and the angrier I got the. funnier you thought it was and the more. you would just do the I'm dead move he. would he would lay on top of me fully. clothed and he's like I'm dead I'm dead. and I think you and then I couldn't move. and I was just under there nothing you. can do about it would you drool on him. no I would I would do I'm that would be. my move oh he's in the I'm dead look you.

don't win by doing that but it. humiliates the other guy I would just. get on top of the I'm dead it's horrible. it's humiliating it works every time and. of course there would be people watching. we charge ADM mission to this when is. the last time you pulled I'm. dead what's the old College freshman. year in college we were doing he was. doing the I'm dead and the door was. cracked and people from down the hall. were walking by and I remember at one. point he was like I'm dead and we were. just in our boxer short this this an. 18-year-old grown man yeah and then the.

door opens a little bit and I see. somebody from down the hall look in and. just his eyes got wise as saucers and. then he just backed away slowly and shut. the door and then red said I'm still. dead we were about what happened we had. no Pride we were about to go to bed so. we were like down you know in our. separate bunks we were down into our. boxer shorts about to go to bed and Link. said something that upset me and so I. decided to put him in the I'm dead move. I probably said you're in love with. Melissa Hood still and I forgot that the.

door was open as adults like what's the. the madest that you've gotten at each. other over what I remember the the last. physical fight that Michael and I had. was maybe when we were like 17 and 14 or. 18 and 15 and even while I was happening. I was like I can't believe we're doing. this this this is so dumb especially cuz. it's over a video game you just. shouldn't have a fist fight when you're. 18 and 15 over a video game what game. was it and that uh it's a little known. game called myth not to be confused with. mist.

right uh that involve like dwarves. bombing each other and then how did that. one end with a body shot yeah it ended. with the body shot I think might have. been I think it might have been a knee. that was aimed for the stomach and. landed a little low and then everyone. realizes this fight's gone too far do. you guys need to settle it right now can. you just look at each other and maybe. apology is in order do you remember the. specific myth incident because I think. you need to apologize specifically about. that like I didn't mean to what I mean.

yeah who was at fault I was probably at. fault I feel like I was I feel like I. was at. fault but can we put dwarves and arrows. in it be more specific I feel like I. took the game of myth a little too. seriously was a problem were you playing. against each other what was happening we. were playing on our online account but. we in those days you could only like for. one game you could only have one account. so we had to share it oh yeah and I was. a little older and was like very serious. about like trying to maintain my score. Andrew had built up his huge Army of.

you don't want them to be squandered by. an inferior player on your account where. Michael was taking the game he was. playing the game for fun which is what. you should do for a game and didn't care. if he got on and lost 10 games in a row. which he didn't even do he was ruin he. was ruining your. rep this is outrageous and look he was. about to apologize to you for it and now. now but you need to ask forgiveness I. feel like I was at fault because I was. taking the game too seriously who cares. if you're one of the top don't don't. tell us tell Michael yeah just make it. happen right here.

I'm sorry I got so mad at you over. myth I accept your apolog all right hug. it out guys come on hug. it can we come back every week let's you. and I hug it out too later never let's. take hands let's got settle you got to. settle the Melissa Hood beef I want to. see the M dead I want to see the M dead. move come on all right we start talking. about Melissa I mean the hug will. quickly turn into the I'm dead move. we're the opposite of you you're trying. to get us to hug and we're trying to get. you to do the I'm dead.

okay sincerely I I sorry for saying that. you love Melissa Hood I I know that you. liked her a little bit but you probably. didn't love her I didn't no no I didn't. like her you ruined a perfectly good. deodorant she was just a friend well I. apologize for insinuating that it was. love not not even not like which I still. think it was it wasn't I I she's a nice. girl but I was not attracted to her will. you for will you forgive. me. no don't do the I'm dead come on just.

because they're here don't do it fight. fight fight fight fight fight look you. wouldn't hit a man with glasses even in. the body blow right I'll do it after the. cameras are off okay yeah we we'll. settle this later with a little crack in. the dorm room door why don't we bring. out the uh the wheel link let's bring up. the wheel oh yeah this is this is how we. end this is going to work but let's end. this episode spin the wheel spin the. wheel when it stops it stops it will. that will tell us what to do to end this. episode of Good Mythical good morning. we'd like to thank the Gregory Brothers.

for being here and thank you for. subscribing to their Channel Schmo. Yoho news. reporter which is kind of ironic because. you know we could say since we're doing. news report then you can autotune the. news but we're not going to ask you do. that because we're not paying you but. what is this is this when I you you you. be the news reporter and you're like a. man on the street kind of thing. reporting good evening re mlin with KCAL. news I'm here with the the man who is.

the owner of the bear that got loose in. the community last night uh Mr Charlie. Neil call me Charles uh yep Skippy. Skippy is friendly I don't know what. people keep saying about uh being in. fear for their lives he is a Grizzly and. he is not castrated but he is friendly I. mean hence the name Skippy he like I. named him that cuz as a child he would. skip uh now what what do we to make of. the reports of you feeding uh the the. bear Raw meet and in citing him and then.

purposely setting him loose last night I. didn't I didn't purposely set him loose. I just give him the freedom that he. demands I mean he's a Grizzly he demands. Freedom you know he shouldn't he. shouldn't be locked in a cage or or two. milk carton crates with a with a he he. not a child is what I'm saying he's not. a he's not a younger sibling he's a. grizzly bear he he demands Freedom not. heat under under under lamps and myth uh. you know milk cartons it's it's crazy. I've heard of people doing this uh this. is why paid my job I took my chances on.

being but all I evered to. do make and only and spend my. 247 with you.