Epic Drawings from Grade School

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well link I've been drawing again I've. I've caught wind of this I I got an iPad. and you know no need to apologize for. that. for getting an iPad yeah well actually. you probably should just apology. whatever is pretentious I've got an iPad. and I got this app this is not one of. our sponsors but maybe it should be. because we're going to talk about them. and say how awesome they are procreate. is an app that you can draw on your iPad.

with like a stylus and it's very a. realistic drawing experience now if I. saw an app store an app called procreate. yeah I wouldn't necessarily think that I. was going to download that and start. drawing well you call mine goes a couple. of other places yeah I was looking for. something else and then kind of went. down this track and find out oh it's a. drawing app and now I have it and and so. you started drawing with your finger. it's like finger painting no no as soon. as like ms paint on an iPad oh no no you. are very much under estimating this it's.

it basically is like a real drawing. experience and I and I used to do some. sketches and I would do these sketches. of superheroes that's what I did as a. kid and so I got a stylus and I picked. it up and I started sketching and I. sketched. this guy right here superhero nameless. superhero and then I created a. deviantART account so you can I uploaded. my art so people could see it now I've. also heard about this deviant art and. when I just peruse the Internet and you. see deviantART you also think I'm going.

to go there and I'm going to see. something that's not what you end up. seeing at deviantART that's going to be. deviant so what's up with you. buying the app called procreate and go. into a site called deviantART. I have a dark side leg twisted now have. a dark side but really you're just a guy. who's getting in touch with this kids. side and you're drawing again yeah and I. drew this any once you're much emotive. for drawing this green superhero I like. to draw you know I see first of all ice. you know you can see your creativity as.

a piece of pie this is an illustration. I've come up with you can see your. creative output as a pie in your light. I've only got so much pie that I can. create mm-hmm I like to see my creative. output as a forest I'm planning little. creative trees I'm not making a web. video I'm drawing a picture of a. superhero but when I plant a tree that. is a superhero drawing it sprouts little. pine cones and they create other things. it might turn into something else it's. more beautiful than just another. superhero well I mean I think I do see. creativity is more of a pie and maybe. that's something you know I can learn. from but what I can't learn from is how.

to draw now here's one observation that. I have about your drawing it looks as if. you picked up right where you left off. third grade third grade that looks like. a third grader drew that buddy did are. you sure you just didn't find that in. like the catacombs of your old drawing. scan it in this is not this is at least. seventh grade this is like a seventh. grade who shows promise okay well okay. or a kindergarten genius it whichever. you want this is middle schooler that. shows promise I think that's what this.

is and and is the octopus on his head. can you use that as a weapon I don't. know what that is that's why I put it on. there so people will figure out what to. name them and then this person uh my. favorite name that colored for pleasure. came up with that was thus the name just. repeating it chartreuse justice that's. the name of this superhero chartreuse. justice I see that you that you signed. it down there not only are you. pretentious enough to own an iPad but. you're pretentious enough to sign yeah.

RJ yeah I recognize but see one with the. day I become a great artist this is. gonna be worth tough in it's like man. you see his first superhero drawing you. ever uploaded the deviantART he signed. it I'm gonna buy that for a million. dollars and I'll be in my retirement. just collecting checks yeah this you'll. be on the railroad don't know hang on to. that now okay I'm making fun of your. drawing but what you know what I did was. once I knew that would you know you. would do. this I thought about downloading the app. which I might do I guess I guess my. application is to not look at the. creativity as a pie but as forest is.

that what you said saplings a forest and. I'm going to download this app in a. mining I might I'm like if if I create a. deviantART account I'll put a link in. the description and I'll you know but. here's what I did I was big into drawing. back in the day there was this PBS show. where this guy commander mark I excited. about drawing today oh come on he could. be more enthusiastic than that and I was. really into that show it was like Bob. Ross but not painting it was for kids. mm-hmm and I started drawing spaceships.

and stuff like that but I thought I. would bring in some of my artwork. because I'm the type of kid that but. drawing was really important to me back. in the day and I've kept my drawings all. these years so here's just a couple. because I don't have anything now but it. you feel free to make fun of these. because I made fun of yours I guess is. what I'm getting at yeah but you made. these as a child I made I made this last. week well that's your problem I used to. draw a lot of skateboarders now I never.

skateboarded but I drew skateboarders. that's as close as I was willing to get. and I think this is me here with the. parted hair and then this guy's defying. gravity I think you've got a guy who's. about to die and he's not just have a. helmet on but he's happy about it and. you wrote Linko Rinku up here is that. like what you considered yourself Danko. wrinkles back these are trendy. skateboard trademarks and I created one. for my own apparel line which I've which.

maybe I'll maybe I'll be designing. apparel what does a bird deviantART a. birthday cake upside down on the end of. the halfpipe I think it's a laser now I. think I did this one for class like a. public safety kind of thing never bend. down in front of the school bus I want I. want kids to be educated see how my art. always had a point and this this piece. was to educate children not to stoop. down in front of a school bus the thing. I noticed right off the bat is how large.

the school bus is how small the driver. is the the school bus takes up two lanes. this is like one of those one of those. trucks that's on a construction site. that like for rock removal earth in a. quarry is that kind of quarry is like. the kind of truck you take to a quarry. and then you build it because it's too. big to build off-site and then I gotta. go pick the kids up with this thing now. well and I'm gonna run over that little. kid cuz he's shutting a bit down in the. road yeah I also drew the next scene f. you know but it was too gruesome to show.

to you people I think the moral of the. story is if you if you're riding on a. school bus this ten times normal size. don't stoop down in front of it I found. this one I thought this is ironic after. we talked about the clowns good or bad. you know I told you guys about how I. like bozo laughing I drew a picture of. bozo and of course it's clarified on. there says I'm Bozo the Clown but okay. two interesting things about this one. first of all it says link math so this. is what you were doing in math class you. were drawing bozo and then secondly did.

you try to eat part of it no I just. think I must have drawn it looks like I. started drawing something up there that. I didn't like I think that's where the. math was I think your turn I'm gonna. turn the map in yeah I'll keep bozo all. right and here's two more now I know you. did some you were working on another. drawing now that looks like this drawing. I did back then in in 1988 well mine. looks a lot better than this it's like. some sort of a chemical process yeah I. call them mechanical machines and I draw.

them and that would be my next upload. deviantART all right now I've got it. I've got a surprise for you right as I. look through you haven't seen this don't. peek down here as I look through all of. my old artwork I found artwork that you. did that I kept now this is from high. school and this totally corroborates a. story that some of you guys didn't. believe was true you know that the the. way to a woman's heart is through what a. worms and worms anus because I you know. you can watch that episode or whatever. but I found the drawing used to draw.

comics about me and the stupid things. that I did yeah and I kept this one and. you did this this is in high school you. drew this I was pretty good man look at. that a worm a day in an Apple keeps the. doctor away and now I wrote hello my. name link Neil so I've. right off the bat I'm really. concentrating on the art not the grammar. for those of you that don't know ie. worms in my freshman year of high school. I the anus of a worm for five dollars.

and I thought I ate it to get a girl but. maybe this is kind of shedding light on. that I didn't taste it it just went down. like a pill but I have developed a taste. for worms over the past few years every. day I reach in my worm jar and pull out. a few the doctor said the eating worms. that have been in a preservative is not. good for me. so I'm just eating them and their anus. is raw now you thought this is funny so. demented please don't hate me because I. eat worms thank you link Neal it nice to.

clarify he wrote that I did not write. that and then I drew you and you'd look. like a like a 50s you never had a. haircut like that first of all I wasn't. good at regular rendering I just sort of. was like I'm just gonna draw this guy. that looked nothing like link to. represent like a 50 year old man with a. the haircut from the 50s and a. polka-dotted shirt and striped pants I. never wore polka dotted shirt or striped. pants so sure I ate the anus of a worm. but don't insinuate that I would wear a. polka-dotted shirt look and there's au. in it there's a worm on the back there's.

a worm like I gave this to you and like. here's a worm I was a good friend man I. was I think you you actually had it. rolled up to where it was just the worm. I like that yes I was creative and I was. a good friend you were drawing things. about kids getting hit by buses that. didn't have me in it I was taking you. but it doesn't look anything like you. but I was apparently taking pictures and. stories about you and making them into. comics and then gifting them you were. you were mythologizing my life yeah I. appreciate I did that with Lamont McLean. - really yeah I did that was several of.

my friends I would in high school you. made a comic strip about our calculus. teacher mr. Ray Brian yeah I did length. my creativity is like a forest it knows. no bounds it's a forest growing out of. control there are no borders to this. forest it has shrubbery it has bushes it. has large trees it has little squirrels. and only I can prevent forest fires so. take that as you will explaining eating. okay. this is this is often few people have. done I've heard about this thing the.

eating thing know what yeah. yeah yeah yeah I was wondering when you. were going to ask and you know I didn't. want to give you information that you. didn't feel ready to receive eating is. that well I guess I should start with. there's these substances that preserve. life and they can be configured in all. sorts of ways in a thing called a. kitchen what yeah it's crazy and it you. know it emits aromas and and and. thoughts that are just you know or.

appealing to things called taste buds on. your tongue and then if you put these. substances in your mouth kitchen but the. kitchen in your mouth no the substances. from the kitchen you put them in your. mouth and you experience you the. pleasure of take up doing anything. called tasting it but don't you you. can't breathe anymore when you and then. it you know you don't breathe don't. breathe at all you don't breathe you. just you do a thing called swallowing. and it goes down another it goes down a. pipe that's not used for breathing and.

goes where it did I don't even know yet. I was hoping you would know that part. that's eating try it sounds nasty. you.