Eating a Pizza in Less Than 60 Seconds

how much pizza can you eat in a minute. oh no let's find out Buffy. we're from southern New Jersey good. mythical morning this episode is brought. to you by our store buy stuff that. features iconography iconography. associated with us that made it sound. cultish it's not it's just a little bit.

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no okay um I don't know a few youngsters. understand this but there's a thing. called life insurance that's if you die. your loved ones who are left behind get. a sack of money that's right I want to. take care of your people so you know. we're responsible husbands and fathers. and failing men so we get the life. insurance yep then that means that a. woman comes to your form and it could. have been a bit of and in our case this. morning it was a woman came to our place. of business and asked us questions about.

our health and then took blood and pee. samples in order to ascertain how. healthy we were I switched to pee. samples I didn't tell you that until. right now the old switcheroo. you got mine I got yours what's that. gonna do nothing you know when she said. pee in this Cup for a second I did think. right here it's gonna be awkward and. then I realized no I can leave the room. yeah well I I always assumed I would go. to the bathroom yep that's good but you.

have trouble because you have to pee. into the cup and then you had to pour it. into I felt like a scientist you know. that's as much science as. experimentation moving in one container. to another test to what kind of sign. I feel like mr. wizard hmm anyway uh got. a little footage of link getting his. blood taken I took this with the iPhone. I was laughing while it was happening. because he's so squeamish I I do get. queasy anything related to blood and I. could have fainted I was 30% there.

really yeah seriously whatever love for. you doesn't faint on purpose but we but. we had to fast I have not eaten anything. since waking out this morning acceptable. on accident I ate a blueberry no it's. how do you accidentally eat a blueberry. well I went to the kitchens like you're. you're waking up I have a blueberry tree. in my room no I I think it's a bush. actually actually but anyway my kids. we're eating some blueberries this.

morning and as I went through the. kitchen as though everyone in your mouth. and no I grabbed it and ate it now I was. like hold on I'm supposed to fast I hope. this blueberry doesn't throw everything. up we detected a little blueberry in. your urine you know I don't know did not. get life insurance I don't know how that. effects anything but anyway I'm very. hungry so I'm excited that you've. challenged me today your right to a. speedy ting contest we're gonna do a. speeding econ test and first of all the. whole fasting thing may not be working. to your advantage of course I fasted as. well so it's gonna be a competition okay.

um recently in the news associated with. the Super Bowl super speed eater. Kobayashi oh um what was in the news. again for eating a he's always in the. news for eatin stuff fast right he's the. champion of all of the hot dog eating. Nathan's hot dog anything he's a man. competitions yeah well he was at some. dudes house I think they paid him to be. there and he ate a 12-inch Domino's. Pizza that's a large Domino's Pizza some. large 12 really well he it was twelve.

maybe some medium sized piece a 12-inch. pizza. he ate the entire pizza in 60 seconds. now that's impressive that's crazy yeah. I will not be able to pull that off. today I don't know if it was a publicity. stunt for Domino's or whatever but but. we're gonna do that so here's what I. think I think we should do the speed. eating competition but I'm listen I lose. a lot of competitions here on good. mythical morning truth I. to win this one okay so I'm not even. gonna say that this is a competition I.

think it's just a competition with. yourself right here you may have picked. up on other s you can be more like a. control group normally I'm gonna I'm. gonna be normal guy just eating pizza. like a normal Linkwood and you're gonna. be a normal rat in your pieces with the. way you were because this guy I don't. know what it is but he Wolf's down all. of his meals every time we eat a meal I. will be halfway done and I'll look at. his plate and he would be completely. done guts you eat with a gut so that. your guts are down there. my dad you gut my dad used to say that.

all the time growing up I would ask him. something and he would just go guts he. pointed his head and said guts so I just. decided I start doing that and right now. I'm just good brains what okay and of. course we're gonna use Papa John's Pizza. because I love Papa John's Pizza it's. right over here can I get it you can go. ahead and get it listen Papa John's. isn't open yet so we had to get one a. couple days ago and it's been in. refrigerator and I just warmed it up in. the oven which is better than the. microwave but you know what I could go. and tell you the crust is gonna be tough.

to get down because a rewarmed pizza you. can look at it and tell that it's. rewarmed now here's what I've done and. you can learn some stuff from this if. you're not good if you're interested in. becoming a speed eater and be in the. next kobayashi I don't know why you. would there's some tips which I'll share. with you and maybe this will benefit you. some of it may be a little bit too late. first of all tip number one these are. official don't starve yourself before a. competition I had one blueberry that. doesn't count so you've been starving.

yourself makes your stomach shrink and. you don't want that I mean these people. they've got well let me eat this piece. of pizza before I get started they have. huge stomachs. now speed champion speed eaters if you. know they're usually skinny people. they're not people who just eat more. than they should except when they're. participating in competition but their. stomachs are huge yep. the other thing is drink lots of water. that will keep you hydrated I'm talking. ahead of time but then also the strategy.

have it have an eating strategy while. participating in the competition save. some of that or don't give me some more. please. because the second thing is have a. strategy which is drink little sips of. water to lubricate it's your stuff as it. goes down their stretches. no there's no stretches when Kobayashi. does a pizza eating competition he will. do a reverse fold and he'll put the. cheese on the outside because the cheese. serves as more of like a lubrication.

down the down the gullet down the throat. okay I'll do that and it protects the. crust from like scratching up the inside. of your mouth. hey what about this look how big this. crust is and I look it's it's not crispy. anymore it's can I do no crusts can I. just see how much regular pizza can eat. and leave the crust by like you know. like a that's how kids kids eat pizza. like count people cruel sure you can do. that yeah in one minute crustless all. right so we're gonna start in a second. but listen to me a couple of other. things that he does as far as strategy.

for hot dogs they separate the hot dogs. in the buns and then he breaks the bun. the hot dogs in half so that he can put. more in his mouth at once and they have. like this is continuous snake thing. going on it's it's invert it's just. gross I think he has like a breathing. tube like a snake that comes out a. snake's head that that's how snakes. squalus stuff home and their breathing. tube don't you watch television no. should I. yes can I eat when are we gonna do this. this time okay let's do you're hungry. huh yes all right all right I got my I.

got my I usually have more than a. blueberry now give me a piece too cuz. you're not gonna eat the whole pizza. Thanks grab a piece do whatever you want. huh. now I'm gonna eat this is it like normal. link speed here we go. now is there is there any consequences. here is just a psyche look at they have. bragging rights I wish we had a fresh. pizza I don't care you ready yeah. 5 4 3 2 1. [Music].

dip it in water they also dip it in. water before they eat it which sounds. really gross I'm not used to that. you're gonna slime them oh goodness. no I hate one piece. one bite and I was already choking a. little bit now Rhett typically eats this. fast anyways guys is it this is not even. he's not even playing it up I don't. think maybe a little bit over halfway.

there with 36 38 seconds hmm I'm on bite. number three oh hey. is that your form of a pep talk just. saying the word snake don't have enough. for three two one zero eight three bites.

you ate two slices that's pretty good. you want to do another minute mm-hmm. really okay go I don't recommend this to. anyone by the way. I'd like to enjoy my food by taking a. bite into savor in it you say that you'd. like to enjoy your food buddies gorging. on it just eating a whole bunch of it.

hmm well it's not down yet thirty is a. minute thirty or you're in second minute. you're losing pace here you're off page. 39 seconds are all hers we eat a lot on. this show. should we stop that ten seconds left by.

the way you can vomit as long as it. doesn't hit the table you just have to. swallow it all right we're done two. seconds over hmm so you. you almost got four pieces cut uh well. walk you're speaking to speeding Elena. what look now the water thing I can see.

how that helps but it makes it taste bad. yeah I know they they dip stuff in the. water and just eat it's not about not. into that man speed eating is not about. enjoyment it's about competition I'm not. into that. I'm just ended all right again we're. pushing the limits of internat Ament. maybe in a direction of stopped really. abruptly did you notice that maybe in. the direction of eating too much groom.

each other like monkeys whose idea was. this I think you got something in your. hair. oh if I'm gonna talk. [Laughter].

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