Dumbest 911 Calls

nine-one-one what is your emergency. people are calling 911 for incredibly. dumb reasons let's talk about that in. this episode I'm gonna take you through. some of the dumbest. oh I'm one one cause that I could find. on the Internet. I'm the type of guy that when something. happens I'm like should I call 911 one. but I've never called 9-1-1 ever did you.

have yep we'll talk about it later okay. evidently there are P I don't think you. have I have evidently there are people. who err on the other side and they call. 911 one at the drop of any sort of a hat. yeah sometimes literally if a hat drops. no I gotta call a 9-1-1 now that's. that's not on my list but i've got some. here and right i'm gonna run these by. you along with you at the same time and. you can analyze the merits of these. calls okay i'm relatively quick to call. 9-1-1 here's one a 39 year old.

pennsylvania man phoned the upper. McConkey Township police late one. Thursday night McConkey. to report that someone stole his jello. from the break room refrigerator at work. this is for real. now I know that this is an issue the. caller quote continued that this was not. the first time his food had been stolen. from the refrigerator right he we didn't. call the first time he would have called. the first time he would try to work it. out obviously this guy tried to work.

things out if his car got stolen out of. the parking lot would he call 9-1-1 yeah. what's the difference in the jello in. the fridge man well because it's jello I. don't think you want to burden the. police with this it's a slight. overreaction but there was theft. involved that's all I got to say you. don't see justify if you're my judge. amis if you really feel justified if you. really love jello then maybe the. incident remains under investigation yes. tough to catch a jello thief here's. another one.

Doyle Hardwick age 57 became. increasingly irritated when he wanted to. check his facebook profile in peace. however his wife Julie refused to leave. him alone. so he called. one one this is tough to defend. now before you defend this one let's. just take a look let's take a look at. these people here's their mug shot facts. give me the facts well here's the mug. shots. okay respectable the facts our Doyle. first tried giving his wife a beer.

hoping it would make her drowsy enough. to fall asleep that's what I always do. instead his wife continued to sit next. to him so that she could watch him. browse the internet and visit his. facebook profile Doyle Hardwick was. arrested and pleaded no contest to a. charge of misusing 911 sentenced to 60. days in jail where he did not have. access to his Facebook page or his wife. Julie related question did she ever try. to watch him look at his facebook again.

justified sometimes you got to pay the. piper Julie was not arrested over the. incident but has been previously. arrested for theft of utilities oh yeah. he's happened to the grid I've done that. I mean it is annoying when you're trying. to do something on your phone like you. know somebody's looking over your. shoulder on stolen utilities no less. justified yes you said justified okay so. I think you're saying Ollie's arrest no. so far these two are due for two here's.

another one a teenage girl who shall. remain nameless was home alone she. called 9-1-1 to report her home was. being terrorized by quote a massive. freaking creature she went on to say I'm. home alone and there is a giant spider. on the back of my couch and I'm talking. giant I've never seen a spider this big. and I have no idea what to do the. dispatcher agreed to have an officer. visit the girl's home the officer. reported finding the spider measuring.

about two inches in diameter so bigan. and disposing of it with a rolled-up. newspaper yeah he also beat the beat the. girl with the rolled-up newspaper. because she deserved it what are you. doing calling 9-1-1 as she didn't he. didn't do that he didn't do that for the. record he was a nice policeman he just. disposed of the spider and that was the. end of the story she didn't even arrest. it it what if the spider was two feet. across. let's just go three two feet across a. prehistoric spider justified right. yeah who are you to judge how was too.

big of a spider for this girl if you can. kill it with a rolled-up newspaper. he's afraid she could have been bitten. justified. kind of justified I don't feel too. strongly about that one but you know I'm. trying to look out for the girl kind of. cop came and did it he he justified that. it was justified well I'll say that I'm. seeing this one's justified too because. I feel bad about making a joke about the. office of beating her with the magazine. yeah you should or the rolled-up. newspaper should I feel bad for that it. is now justified that reminds me of.

another one I saw a mother of two in Los. Angeles calls 911 because quote there is. a squirrel in my kitchen that was my. wife are you making fun of my wife yeah. I am as you may know my wife called 911. won over a squirrel that's why I'm. defending the woman over the spider I. got two more that are really great this. woman called 9-1-1 because she was stuck. in her car and there's a youtube video. of the entire one minute 911 call okay.

so let's listen to it all right. hi I'm at the corner of Pleasant Hill. and John Young Parkway I'm in a. Walgreens parking lot and my car will. not start unlocked inside my car I. cannot open my car I can't get the. windows down nothing electrical work and. it's getting very hot in here and I'm. I'm not feeling well I need some help.

juice thank you. are you able to probably lock up on the. door and open the door you need to be. able to look for the lock up even if. it's electrical I tried it ok ok alright. I got that going ok so are you able to. get out of the car now yes I got the. door open ok alrighty uh-huh I'll see if. I can get triple-a or Sun ok thank you. ok I'm fine that's ok all right bye-bye. what you didn't know how to unlock the.

door talk about an awkward ending to it. and hugger didn't do an I will uncle Wow. okay yeah I was able to open the door. sorry I'm just at least you apologized. sorry I know I'm gonna be on YouTube. alright. and then I've got I got one more here. woman calls 911 Donald's didn't have. chicken McNuggets latrice a Goodwin age. 27 called 911 because they're out of.

chicken nuggets I also have this audio. alright that one day any please Fire. Rescue how can I help you I'm calling by. the bridge okay what's gonna cook my way. and what do you my mother trying to make. me believe that I don't want I order. they don't have chicken like it and so I. thought I was fine giving like just. killing I'm running back she's not.

giving my money back but you don't have. to write the paper yeah so she said I. ordered chicken McNuggets they said they. didn't have it and now she won't give me. my money back get I need an officer here. right now when you got your heart set on. chicken nuggets you can't settle for. like a Big Mac oh she called three times. you know I want to make cell phone and a. small finance and she told me I will. have to pick something up off the way. that he thought I paid because she can't. do that since I thought was just giving.

all my money that kinda want anything. so this she's not gonna get my money. back she came to my money back here huh. so she's trying to force me to eat. something off for me that I don't want. what's your name they treat you okay. yeah we got enough for coming out there. talking yeah we got an officer coming. out there to talk to you and they. arrested her but this one for misusing. the system yeah and I feel like this is. just I mean the they wouldn't date yeah. they wouldn't give her her nuggets and. then she said I'll take a McDouble they. said no no we got to give you exactly.

the amount of money we got to give you. something for the amount of money you've. already given us what's up would run out. of nuggets anyone yeah you can't do that. have nuts on standby. you can't you can't arrest Latricia for. that no but they justified just. seriously if you misused the 9-1-1. system you can be. can be thrown in jail you can be. arrested so listen you better make sure. that it's justified before you call. 9-1-1 or you'll end up in the hopper. thanks for liking and commenting with. your 9-1-1 experiences on this video. support the show by signing up for a.

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call for reals. yeah chittim at 1 and I've got some. honorable mentions for stupidest 9-1-1. calls Rhett is a man dictionary yeah I. gotta look up a little weird action here. you know what I'm gonna do I'm gonna. look it up on my man dictionary here it. is right here oh hey I was just. wondering what on AM on appeal was. onomatopoeia yeah is that's a word right. it is a noun okay would you like me to.

use it in a sentence I can do that I'd. like you to tell me what it means you. have requested the definition of. onomatopoeia yeah hey I didn't uh hello. what I didn't get the definition. definition is the meaning of a word you. don't know what automata P is the I'm. sorry I know it has something to do with.

grammar or English but I searched my. database and I am up for me you're with. I'm not confident I'm not confident in. dictionary this is my first day in fact. you're the first guy to open me so I. appreciate you tell me what it means so. I can tell the next guy why you think. I'm asking you mad boy this is an. impasse. and pass is a situation where you cannot. proceed.

are you telling me if you never berate. is that what it is because it sounds. like what it may it does yeah. reverberate. what are you being you're you're being. stupid on purpose right.