Driving Too Slow Should Be Illegal
should it be illegal to drive too slowly. in the left lane let's talk about that. hey I'm stop motion startist from. YouTube Good Mythical. [Music]. Morning Good Mythical Morning welcome. ladies and gentle beasts to the. 250th episode of Good Mythical Morning. link how does it feel feels good Round. of Applause Round of Applause do this.
three more times that's a big number and. we'll H it to a th do it three more. times I don't get it we do 250 three. more times that'll be 750 750 plus 250. is 1,000 wow I get it and then we really. celebrate wow can you imagine yes uh we. we'd like to extend some some semi. sincere thanks to all of you for. watching and thanks to Jason for his. production work on this thing editing. and all that wow it's just you know it's.
just amazing how it all comes together. 250 thanks for joining us for at least. one of. those there is a freaking dog here is. that a dog we have not hired a dog I'm. allergic to dogs dogs poop on things. brought a dog I don't know we we'll look. into that later okay anyway it was a dog. I'm from Georgia so that gives me the. right to talk about this you live there. for like the first six months of your. life three years buddy and uh there is a.
former Georgia State Trooper turn only. people who were born in Georgia can talk. about things in Georgia that's the way I. see it okay well at least introduce the. story if one of us has to it might as. well be me okay there is a State Trooper. turn lawmaker who has is proposing a new. law where it would become a moving. violation to go less than the speed. limit in the left lane in the passing. Lane you know in a multi-lane highway so. two lane Interstate that kind of thing. okay so uh multiple Lanes going in the.
same direction if you're in the far left. lane which is is is agreed to be the. fastest lane the law is you have to go. to the speed limit because there's. already a law that says you can't go. over the speed limit hence the word. limit so this Nar understood ask any. state trooper Trooper Trooper ask. trooper and they'll be like well you. know I mean if you want to get serious. about this I mean really you can go. about nine over to speed limit and. everything they be okay they won't say. that I don't think any state troopers. has gone a record saying going on record.
but off the Record just between you and. me buddy you can go n over the speed. limit going to be okay but sir we're. taping it right here I think you were. well listen between you and me and all. these people but off the record I'm. going to tell you right now you can go. about nine over the speed limit and. everything's going to be on okay now. there's probably already a a law on the. books that says there is a law on the. books you can't go too slow you there's. a minimum speed for theum Speed there. just a I listen it's it basically the. article says that this will reinforce an. existing law but it's more specific it's. like right now I think you can go like.
if if their speed limit is 70 and you. get over there in the speed limit and go. 65 you can't give somebody a ticket for. that this guy is saying no if you're. going 65 in the left lane on a road. where you can go SE the speed limit is. 70 you should get a ticket and you know. what he is right this man should be. elected to whatever position he is. trying to get elected to or maybe he's. already there that we should pass this. law fellow Georgians I'm moving back to. Georgia just to be a part of this. movement wow or really it's kind of you.
know I wish you would have talked to me. about this beforehand because that kind. of impacts me what would you going come. uh okay yeah I internet's everywhere man. there's nothing I hate more than uh. putting mustard on a sandwich when I. think it's mayonnaise but second to that. there's nothing else I hate more than. being in the far left lane of the. interstate and I run up on some good. granny driving going slow not a granny. but someone who's driving like a granny. everyone knows Granny's don't go on the. interstates so I'm not picking on.
Granny's here I'm picking on people who. drive like Granny's in the far left lane. I I do hate that and so yeah I guess I'm. in favor of this too no controversy here. but well listen but just between me and. you just between two of us here and. Jason and everybody watching not old. just be everything going to be okay but. I don't want to go too slow are you. still speaking English because I did not. even understand what you're saying there. officer I help the guy you want to see. my driver driver's license registration. you know in my mind the guy who's. proposing this law he he talks like.
I picked up on that but I don't know. what you're saying I'm in complete. agreement with this guy I'm in complete. agreement with you because it is a pet. peeve of mine and let me tell you how I. respond and I'm not telling you to to. follow a suit and I'm not saying you. know do as I do because I'm I'm setting. a do as he says or as he does because. here's what happens when I'm on the. interstate and there's first of all now. that we've moved to Los Angeles there's. never enough open road to make any. decisions it's just like it's just a pod. of people moving on mass as a matter of.
fact yeah it's it's such a bumper to. bumper thing that more often than not. the far right lane is much faster and. that's my strategy because it's a. reverse thing it's reverse everyone's. trying to get over there to go faster go. to the right but in normal situations. let's share what we each do yeah yeah. back in North Carolina where there is. like a fast lane and a slow lane a free. flow of traffic when I get in the left. lane and I'm like going along at about 9. over the speed limit and I get up there. behind somebody who's going about 9. under the speed limit and there's no. body to the right you know you could.
just say you know what just pass him on. the right just go around them you know I. don't do that and you shouldn't do that. I get as close as I possibly can I don't. honk the horn I get as close as I. possibly can like NASCAR distance like I. am draft drafting on this person and I. just wait and you just like look at try. to get your eyes to meet theirs in the. rear view yeah I'm just like staring. right ahead I'm as close as I possibly. can I'm just waiting for them to look up. and see whatever car I happen to be. driving right in their rearview and then. give them the opportunity to make the.
right decision now some people depending. on personality will like slam on the. brakes a little bit get off my don't. don't tailgate me don't come on now but. they're the ones in the wrong you see. they need to learn a lesson and I got a. quick reflex so I got back off a little. bit then I get right back up but you're. you're what do you want them to do you. want them to get over to the right I. want them to get over and acknowledge I. here's what here's what they should do. they should be like oh okay I'm sorry I. was texting or I was talking or I was. thinking about something else I'm going. to get over to the right lane where I. should be or I'm going to or I'm going.
to speed up to the proper speed I I feel. like if people speed up at that point I. I kind of still feel like I've lost I. only feel like I've won and this is this. is a competition I only feel like I've. won and beat the person in front of me. if they get over that's what it's about. it's like a dog rolling over on his. stomach and saying you know what have. your way you're you're the alpha male. here I'm just you know here's my stomach. you know you're in charge okay if they. start going faster it still see I feel. like I need to stay up on them but I. don't do what you do I am a horn blower.
and I don't mean like the the hobbits I. mean an actual guy I am a horn blower. now at listen but there is a way to go. about the blowing of the horn when this. happens because just say. honk what just say honk okay honk the. horn what's wrong with blowing the horn. I just you know because in I don't know. if you've seen in my car I actually put. my mouth on something and I do blow I. haven't been in your car recently that's. why I said that um by the way it is not.
safe it is a it is a problem to pass on. the right you're supposed to pass on the. left because everyone's moving that way. and people don't check blindsides on. both sides it's not safe you're supposed. to just get over when you can and only. pass on don't pass on the right people. that's not right have any driv that. person will tell you that so we're in. the right in telling people to move over. and I'm in the right to honk my horn now. there's a way right way and a wrong way. to do this at first there's a the horn. length of blowing can only be a certain.
length Okay if it's too long it becomes. offensive you got to start off with just. a short. too yeah that's too long yeah that's too. long it's got to be like. a or a or a you got have a parent sound. or a blow blow it's got to be like a one. you've got to actually friendly like hey. hey buddy just getting your attention. hey hey come on yeah but it can't be. like. hey get off the road well I think it can. get to that at some point that's that's. after you've gone twice you give a honk.
and then you give a h HK and then you. give. a and if you have two different horns. that's great but you have to pay money. to have that installed and maybe. AutoZone can do do that for you and I. don't mean to call you out but I'm going. to call you out because as we have. established here uh before you're not a. great multitasker and you drive when we. travel together in fact we commute every. single day and you pick me up and then. bring me in and then drop me off so. you're driving most analid and of course.
when we are together in a car we're. working we're talking you know we're. carrying the business of the day into. the the the commute yes and you have a. tendency to when you are engaged in a. conversation or just thinking it's about. something in general that you forget. that you're are driving and you are I. don't forget that I'm driving you're. very often the person that is the. problem in the left lane sometimes we'll. be talking about something and I'll look. over and we're going like 46 and I'm. just like hey what link huhuh you know I. do the old proverb hon honk within the.
car to get you to speed up a little bit. but the thing is is that it is a bit. hypocritical because you are sometimes. the cause of this problem and then you. return the favor and and but when you. get honked at like you did just the. other day it really makes you mad if the. person say that because just the other. day we were driving and somebody did a. honk they started with a long honk. granted but you got really mad and you. did you remember what you did they went. they got around you and you got up and. you got in front of them and wouldn't.
let them get around you as we turned. onto uh this this road coming up to the. the office I actually blew my horn back. at him first you forgot that part I was. like yeah if somebody honks at me a long. honk without a short honk first they get. a honk back I think you know what this. is we we another invention I came up. with another invention there should be. each the left side of the horn and the. right side of the horn should make. different noises yeah be more expressive. that's what I'm saying I am so upset. right now and like hey buddy. like a friendly honk and like a fog horn.
honk what if it was like one of. those what if it had like it you know. you don't want to get too many cuz you. got to make a split decision you don't. want to hit the wrong. Honker you're like all over the place I. think. three three section horn upper middle. and then lower right and lower left and. each one says a different thing or it. can just be voice command like you know. how our car has the hands free hey buddy. you could just be like beep honk jerk. and blow oh you're oh I I was like I'm.
I'm no I'm just I'm like driving I'm. like beep and it's like beep and I'm. like honk and it's like and I'm like. blowing it's. like all right so that we're adding that. we're going to start a Kickstarter for. the Bonk blow horn Bonk blow it's a uh. three thre partition uh. horn this responds to voice. commands but please support us I'll I'll. work on not being so HP.
critical get it I was trying to scare. you performs surgery on link why don't. you just add like you know maybe. something's wrong with you and I'll. respond no you've got to perform s it. says perform surgery but yeah but I mean. there's got to you know do you have any. don't don't do it in here though you. doing okay I need some like head surgery. you do okay um all right I'm going to. should I just lay it here I'm going to. need access to the the cerebellum which.
really I need to make an incision here. actually I think I have one of those in. my pocket you know what Jason has an ink. pen here we go you know just brace. yourell. okay all. [Music]. right.
