Dog Dresses Himself: Gutless Wonders Part 2

link Reveals His dog's amazing ability. to me let's read about that I'm Justin. from Camden New York good mythical. [Music]. morning good good good good good. mythical morning today's episode is. brought to you by the rlink community. over at R link.com just on beasts that's.

where mythical beasts Gather in the. virtual sense to exchange ideas and. information and plans to take over the. world in a in a in a very genuine good. sense not like a like a bad sense yep. you should go there see what see what's. happening today we continue our reading. of the screenplay that we were wrote. when we were 14 years old entitled. gutless wonders some of you have talked. about you guys are driving cars in this. thing well we started when we were 14 it. took a while to complete were.

anticipating the purchasing of vehicles. at some point or the inherent the. inheritance of that questions questions. answers answers uh we begin with Scene. Three today entitled Tucker's ability. you can go back to last Friday if you. missed that for some reason and you want. to catch up from the beginning you need. to catch up from the beginning if you. didn't see last Friday's episode click. somewhere here to make that happen and. this is bad we wrote this when we were. 14 so enjoy it for what it is this is. hopefully so bad it's good because.

that's our only hope of it being good. yeah right just enjoy it it's a trip man. this is just a trip let's get in the car. even though we're 14 and let's take the. ride today we rejoin Our Heroes the. gutless Wonders Rhett and Link in the. previous episode you remember link. contacted Rett on the telephone telling. him that he had something quote so bad. it's good no you said it was bad and I. said bad in a good way or bad in a bad. way quote bad to tell him bad in a good. way bad in a good way okay Scene Three.

cut T rette drive up Link's. driveway cut T rette get out and walk to. door inside of House show rett's head. peek in and looks around Rhett's. Viewpoint link finishing breakfast. cereal and mouth motions for R to come. in previous position Rhett walks in and. sits at table closeup of Rhett lots of. lots of shots here shot Direction not in.

a typical script no we didn't know. what's this amazing thing you got to. show me hold on link turns up ball. straight on shot of Link lets ball down. there is a black ring where ball was and. what is that ring on your face uh I must. have slept on my face last night r with. puzzled look zoom. out so tell me what about tell me about. this amazing thing link with ring I. think I'm going to have the ring the. whole scene I discovered it last night.

and you won't believe it Tucker can. dress himself pause now at the time I. had a dog like a border colly big dog. Brown Shaggy dog named Tucker so he was. naturally a star in the film we did not. change his name for the film. Tucker can dress himself your dog can. dress himself sure enough come on. outside linoln R get up and exit outside. they outdoor link tett Tucker responds.

to ancient Indo German commands to. Tucker Ro R Ross Tucker comes up link. has some clothes in his hand throws them. around corner Tucker goes around corner. link turns to Rett it usually takes him. a minute or so he has trouble tying his. shoelaces Rhett with. disbelief okay link walks around the. corner and tells Rhett to come Rhett. Comes Around close up face extremely.

amazed holy Juju beans with hot sauce a. dog can dress himself show Tucker fully. dressed and this is Tucker's line. evently Tucker can also. speak I'm not an idiot but I would like. some Juju beans maybe you should talk. more like Scooby though I'm not an idiot. oh that's good you do but I would like. some juu beans good right you you be. Tucker you ought to call that news guy. Guy what's his name uh Ronald McDonald.

no you idiot news guy not french fry Bo. the comedy is here is amazing in this. scene and then Tucker has it's fman. falman. num yeah fman Thalman so you're not even. acknowledging that Tucker can speak only. that he can dress himself yeah I'm not. Amazed by that at all. apparently all right I'll go call him. right now to Tucker stay out out here.

and uh knit a sweater no sweat. doof Lin andn re go inside link picks up. phone closeup of dialing 555 5555. already brought that joke back phone. rings at secretary's desk News Channel. One Felman felman's office may I help. you yeah I've got a great story for you. guys what is it well my dog Tucker can. dress himself fman Salman walks up to.

the desk I have someone on the line who. says his dog can dress himself Thalman. in a high whiny voice give me that phone. fman takes the phone and talks to link. in a newscaster voice your dog can dress. himself yes Mr Thalman he can Thalman to. secretary in his whiny voice this is. miraculous to link in his PRO voice. bring your dog in by the morning. prepared for the airwaves.

okay link hangs up Helman to secretary. and Wy voice our ratings are on the up. and up now Barb link turns to R Mr. Thalman himself told me to come in the. morning if I'm going to be on TV I'm. going to need a haircut yeah man you. need one you'll have to ride your bike. cuz my mom wants me to go home and clean. the. cactus shot of link with a confused face. understandably confused yeah Rett turns. around you're going to be on TV man R.

and Link high five closeup of hands. hitting get closeup of that right there. big wheels begins which is what we. thought Proud Mary was called okay let's. go on to the barber shop Let's I don't. think we'll get through this whole scene. but let's see how far we can get big. wheel's still playing still shot of the. road link rides on by on his bike camera. follows link out of sight repeat shot. three times changing only the mode of. Link's Transportation closeup of Barber. spinner.

hand out to link coming up link goes in. music ends shot of all the Barbers they. turn to camera now I will say this is. inspired by true events it was a barber. shop beside our elementary school where. we got our haircut it had three chairs. each chair had its own Barber the names. that you hear in this scene are the real. names of the real Barbers who inspired. this this scene which I remember writing. because I was always had a lot of stress. in which Barber I was going to choose. okay okay all The Barbers nice to meet.

you nice to be here link looks at The. Barbers show Barbers motioning to sit in. their chair show Link's face. contemplating focusing on eyes focus on. my eyes link voiceover. thinking which Barber should I go to I'm. looking for a nice clean short but. conservative trim who would be best shot. of Melvin cleaning chair with. many varying shots link voice over. Melvin tall but short he's a.

veteran been put to the barbering. grinder but remains sharp of course he's. always itching to cut off every last. hair from your scalp cut to closeup of. Melvin with a smile and Nod he's a. conversationalist knows many a joke many. bad jokes another angry look from Melvin. shots so Melvin can hear my thoughts. apparently shots of Elton Lancaster. sweeping Elton Lancaster robust but. agile he takes this precious time but.

then again I have precious hair his. words are few but got to link thinking. he doesn't say much link with. embarrassed look and cut to Elton with. confused look I don't really like the. way his belly presses against my elbow. when he's doing my sideburns nobody's. perfect that's Elton says that so he can. also hear your thoughts hear all the. Barbers hear your thoughts yes all all. Barbers should sh of R Rudolph busying. himself Rudolph Blanchard he built this.

place with his own two razors when it. comes to skill he's number one there's. no Taking Chances with this guy Rudolph. Winks but the fact still stands every. time he raises his right arm I get a. strong whiff of that underarm body odor. cut back to link looks at all show each. Barber's eager face I guess I'll go to. this time he reminds me so much. of that girl I had a crush on in first. grade Barbara Walters.

what I don't think that I had script. approval for this scene just so you know. H this is I don't think I would have let. this happen you went off on your own Lan. goes to Melvin's chair show other. Barbers disappointed. film cut cut and anything Melvin does. put in cuts of other Barbers watching. show Link's Expressions during and when. he's looking at the finished cut show. all Barbers I I think we just wanted an. just an epic montage of him cutting my.

hair with the other Barbers being. jealous and I don't just don't think we. were very articulate in how we how we. that a lot of things then all the. barbers in unison bye show Barber. spinner again zoom out oh spinner the. thing on the outside so show link exit. and ride. off big wheels. continues this is that concludes our. scene today it the the question remains. you know with this new haircut will. gutless wonder link be able to you know.

be able to perform in his news interview. I'm I'm intrigued I just can't wait. let's get the wheel and in. this boy I mean a peak ins side of the. minds of of our 14year old s just take. this for what it is lower your. expectations okay we we it's crazy well. people are saying oh you should make. this you should make this and I'm not I. don't know about that okay let's end.

this one two Romans posing for statues. there's like a guy who's chisling us. over here I am a Roman I am very. proper I don't think they would have. spoken in this way but whenever people. portray Romans how many in films they. speak yes in sort of a you know epic. way should we not be speaking at all I. mean no what are you doing later I'm. just I'm going to the bath you know the.

Roman bath are you going to the it's. kind of awkward in there you know have. you ever thought about how awkward those. Roman baths are that we go to all the. time well I I go to the I don't go to I. go to the one where we wear Speedos I. don't believe in the there is one of. those what's the the rate for membership. it's on the east side of town it's a few. bucks extra you have to pay you have to. bring your own Speedo but they do. provide them have you been flexing the. whole time because my bus needs to be. flexed. [Music].