Discrimination at Legoland

I was discriminated against at an. amusement park let's talk about that I'm. Caleb I'm Ellie I'm Saina and we live in. Nashville Tennessee Good Mythical. [Music]. Morning Good Mythical Morning today. episode is brought to you by rtin. link.com store that's the r Link store. where you can pick up some things like.

shirts and shoes and we don't have hats. because I don't look good in a hat but. you can get the official Good Mythical. Morning t-shirt represent people here we. go it's a day filled with discrimination. I love those kind of. days really no I I that was just you. were being fous yeah I want to know how. are you fous how are you discriminated. against okay well let me get to that let. me let me get to how I was discriminated. against because that was really a te.

you know to get people to watch the. whole episode okay so just don't wait. until the very end to tell that part of. it I'll tell it about in the middle. don't fast forward though it won't make. sense did you hear they're doing away. with the the fast forward uh ability on. YouTube next week that's a joke okay all. right I went to Legoland to celebrate my. four-year-old son's birthday happy. birthday Shepherd and uh what is he four. now he's four yep wow so we went there. uh a few days ago to celebrate his.

fourth birthday and I had been to. Legoland once with you and your children. and also I brought my children I didn't. just go tag along we went together. you're going to Legoland can I come and. uh I will say if you've never been to. Legoland uh it definitely is a kids. thing okay so you know well it's it's. based on a toy right I mean what were. you expecting well I mean Disney World. or Disneyland or Universal Studios those. are places like a full family enjoyment. EXP experience I mean there are things.

that kids can't go on Lego Land it's. like everything's for kids I mean my. kids being four and eight it's like. right in The Sweet Spot they had a great. time and I'll admit that I'm entering. into that stage where I'm enjoying. things vicariously I see the look on my. four-year-old son's face as he goes down. a water slide and comes out in the water. and I'm like I'm having a good time. because he's having a good time I'm just. I'm just sitting here he comes out at. the bottom he's. like and you're like I'm having a good. time I don't enjoy my kids drowned so I.

had a legitimate do that no he's he's. very very good in the water oh yeah I. had a I had a good time but I will say. oh and also I met some mythical beasts I. met four groups of mythical beasts while. at Legoland did did uh did you charge. like admission for them to see you or. something did you set up a booth they. just came up one guy came up and said. hey we watch Good Mythical Morning every. day really and we had uh a couple other. families any anyway.

if you see us out somewhere and you. watch Good Mythical warning or anything. we've done don't be shy just come up. let's talk let's have a conversation. let's get a picture the mythical. handshake no people don't do that people. are afraid of that see I don't even know. how to do it. see yeah we we don't really we're not. promoting that too well that's it's an. underground thing so anyway all so many. of these rides are for children that I'm. kind of I'm just on him and I'm like oh. isn't this great boys aren't you having. a great time and I'm like this is so. lame they're all made of Legos right. they could fall apart at any moment no.

they're actually legitimate roller. coasters and stuff but it's you know. littley old little yeah 8-year-olds or. four-year-olds but they have this one. thing called and you remember this. because you wrote it it's like called. don't tell me what I remember I'll tell. you what I remember the joust I remember. that yeah see you remember it and this. is was the only ride that was not for. kids and you went on it by yourself. remember and you can go levels one. through five and so you were like we put. you on level five and it was crazy so. explain what it looks like here get.

thing you get to this this thing over a. pond and it's this arm that just turns. you over and flips you upside down and. just throws your body in a lot of. different it looks like robotic arm that. you see in like an automobile. manufacturing plant. like except instead of it having like. there's people on the end a claw there's. a person on the end of it and it's just. two. people and then it'll it'll spin you. this way and the first time we went I. didn't ride it because I've got a bad. back and I'm like and it says don't ride. it you have a bad back I'm like okay.

well link you do this and you were like. this is enjoyable this is like the one. like adult thing that happens at legol. in terms of rides yeah yeah and so so I. go out there with lock and I he's he's. over 48 inches tall so I'm like okay we. can both go on this thing so and you can. choose the intensity one through five. you have to choose they have to be over. like 55 inches in order to choose above. level two so it was like level two I'm. like okay this is good Lo's going to. have a blast cuz I did level.

right and I and it it was very. nauseating yeah and I I probably would. throw up if I did that anyway I get on. the ride and when you get on the ride. you turn and face the crowd that is. lined up M so everybody kind of sees you. get into this thing so I get down into. the chair and I face the crowd. everybody's waiting for you to vomit. they're and I face the crowd and this. one little girl says. R rat it's rat I'm like hey so now. everybody's looking at me and that. moment the ride operator comes up you're.

like 20 feet above everybody no you're. not I I was there oh you're 20 feet. above the water you're directly eye. level with the people I thought you. talking about the people leave the. details up to me okay so you tell me. what you remember I'm just what I'm. doing and I've got a lot more to talk. about so let me get to it okay so I'm. facing this group of people now I've. been called out now I'm waving back at. this girl hey so all the attention's on. me and that's when the ride operator. comes up to me and says.

how tall are. you like six seven you were guessing at. this point I'm just I I'm worried at. this point he's like um I'm going to. have to ask you to get off the ride sir. you're too tall for the. ride you could be decapitated really he. said you could be decapitated no but. that I felt that in his eyes I felt like. you knew it was for your own safety it. wasn't because he just he he didn't like. and so then I was the guy that was like. uh I had to get up walk down the take.

the Walk of Shame past everyone and he. was like now you if I was like well my. my wife is out there she could come. right he said yeah come on in the exit. and they so my wife and lock rode it. together they had a great time but you. know there's all these bars all over the. park like you come up to you come up to. any ride and there's this bar it's like. are you this tall are you this tall I've. never paid attention to the bars because. since I was a fetus I was tall enough to. ride all anything you know I was born I. was 48 Ines long when I was born a lot. of people don't know that and a lot you. know 60% of the people I just who watch.

are going to believe that that's true. and and I so I've always just. disregarded the bars but now I they. should have why don't they have the top. bar and be like if you're too I I should. have been worned before I got to the. ride is what I'm saying there should. have been an upper limit so I could be. like wh there was too tall you didn't. miss it it just wasn't there it was not. there they wait to they wait to. humiliate you in front of everyone you. would discriminate against yeah the tall. people they don't care about the tall. people were protected you weren't.

discriminated all this all this focus on. the short people but the tall people get. the shaft they discriminated that you're. you were too tall so then they they. didn't. incriminate I'm I'm okay with it nothing. wrong with there are some advantages to. being tall I understand I've moved on. I'm not bitter about it can't you tell. well you probably would have thrown up. anyway but one of the most fun things. that happened was we go to the water. slides there's a water park they've. added to they've added most of the. slides they've added it to the park so I. symbol this is going to be fun so we go.

and and we get to the water slide and. I'm like this line is taking forever and. I get up to the top and that's when I. realized that they're requiring the. person to go the person in front of you. has to go all the way down the slide get. into the landing pool then get out of. the landing pool and then some lifeguard. holds up a green stick and then they let. you go I was like this is taking too. long this a long slide we're talking. about when we were kids and we went to. Emerald Point in Greensboro oh yeah they. would just like one kid after another.

you'd run into other kids you'd pass. other kids safety was just such an. afterthought but now that's what created. the current was the kid behind you was. like sending a rush of water in front of. him and that's what made the current. they didn't even have they didn't even. have to pressurize the water well that's. not true but they didn't care about. safety at all when we were kids our when. our parents were kids there there was no. water on the water slide it was just. like a. steel shoot or. something you burned all over the place.

and they were naked so it was like on. your butt just when we were kids they at. least added water to the water slides. but now they've got all these special. tools and they got to make sure no one. can get hurt and then I started thinking. I started looking around at all the. signs around the water park and I was. like they didn't have all these signs. when we were kids look at this sign do. not enter the water if you are ill with. diarrhea. ah. gosh so it is that it is that the that's.

the main thing to focus on here now it. got me thinking this sign this sign. exists because at some point in the past. a a child or maybe an adult man who was. Ill with diarrhea entered the pool and. then dispersed the diarrhea if you're. swimming in a pool and you're feeling. something cool diarrhea diarrhea I don't. think that's how it goes that is that is. feeling something cool that's that was. the that's what we sing in elementary. school but it's hot it's not cool unless.

something's wrong with it that it rhymes. with pool it is diarrhea though ask your. kids they probably know the proper the. proper jingle but if you're driving in a. Chevy and you're feeling something heavy. diarrhea diarrhea you remember that I. think some okay but think about this at. some point in the past they had to. evacuate the pool because of a kid in. diarrhea and yeah they're draining the. pool and they're saying somebody make a. sign this is not happening again. so I will say that as time has gone on.

how do you spell diarrhea exactly some. things have improved as in the warning. about diarrhea this is a good thing. because listen I already know that this. pool that I'm swimming in is full of. kids urine and my own just to be honest. with you I mean I mean Michael Phelps. and Ryan locky admitted it they pee in. the pool I didn't pee in the pool of. Legoland but I did pee in the Lazy. River just kidding well you it's so. relaxing I already know that I'm.

swimming amidst kids urine I don't want. to be in the diarrhea though so as I. spin the wheel to end this episode at. least the guy didn't come up to you on. the articulated arm and say Excuse me. sir you have diarhea are you ill with. diarrhea wow that the height thing that. could get really messy when they start. spitting you around the height thing is. much better than that I I don't want to. be discriminated against because I'm Ill. with anything or I do I guess oh oh oh. oh oh so close to the red.

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