Could We Survive an Alien Invasion?

what will you do if aliens make contact. or when they make contact let's talk. about. that hi we're the stamps from Minnesota. Good Mythical. [Music]. Morning Good Mythical Morning we don't. just make this show link we actually. read the comments that are made underne.

the show that's one of the best things. about doing a show on the Internet is. that you can go to the place where. you're supposed to watch it and you can. look below it and there's comments from. people you think that's that is a good. thing you think that's the best thing. the best thing the best thing is being. my life to express myself is your. comments and be who I truly am and still. be be embraced by people watching on. little screens that that just what I. need you need an Embrace I can hug you I. got long arms I can get all way around.

you I need a digital Embrace from those. people digital embrace it doesn't feel. as good there a real one but you know. what that's what you got a wife for. that's not that's not why I'm here I. think what you're getting at. right what it's all about hugs no it's. all about your comments and in the. comments you ask questions that's a cool. thing too they can ask questions in the. comments think about it and tomorrow. we'll answer a lot of questions but. today we're going to address a a a very. common question from you mythical Beast.

we've been talking amongst ourselves and. and and that's Jason and Link and I and. we we've talked about all these comments. that we get and there are three currents. of comments that we get uh that come up. themes that come up one is can we meet. your wives no the second one is can you. switch hairstyles probably not not going. to happen and then the third one is what. do you think about aliens guys talk. about aliens I want to know aliens I'm a. little surprised that you want us to. talk about aliens but I'm okay with that. I'm not uh I'm not I'm not averse to it.

and um uh it could get a little scary. and I am averse to that but okay here we. go let's talk about aliens um now we. have some distinct opinions about aliens. and uh the first thing I will say is. that I do believe that they exist but I. do not believe that we have made contact. with them I do not believe I am not on. the same page as Dan akroy have you Dan. akroy is crazy like there's this Netflix. documentary that you can I don't know if.

it's still on there but you can go and. it's Dan akroy Sitting In Like A Dark. Room filmed with like a digital a camera. and he's just like smoking a cigarette. and talking about aliens and all this. weird stuff but he's a comedian he's no. he's he's gone crazy that's why they're. not doing Ghostbusters 3 because Dan. arroy went crazy no it's cuz Bill Murray. doesn't want to do it and that is an. important thing I think Dan does want to. do ghostb Egon is sitting around just. waiting he's like do it I want to do I. want to have a career he's written 3. through 10 right so so you believe that. aliens exist or you want to believe they.

exist well first of all there is no way. to definitively know unless you've been. probed by one and I haven't been probed. by one there's no way to it's for it's. not always there it could be a they use. existing holes it could be a nasal prob. that's why you can't tell aliens use. existing holes when probing I believe. that just based on statistics now first. of all you can go back to 1961 uh where. the the Drake equation actually I can't. go back to 1961 I'd like to be able to. do that uh this is time travel don't. believe in that his name is Frank Drake.

and he came up with this equation that's. based on the rate of formation of. suitable stars and the fraction of those. stars that are orbited by planets the. number of earthlike Worlds per planetary. system the fraction of planets where. intelligent life develops the fraction. of possible communication communicative. planets and the lifetime of possib. Possible communicative civilizations so. first of all there's a lot of head. shaking from link and a lot of. assumptions a lot of blinking okay from. Dr Drake so I'm not there's nothing. there's nothing um conclusive about this.

but it. represents some there's some logical. approach to it that says that according. to these speculations they definitely. speculations and assumptions but they're. based on OBS observations of the. universe that there could be as many as. 10,000 uh planets just in the Milky Way. that might have life that is intelligent. that would have the ability to. communicate with us on some level so the. argument is that odds are in the favor. of aliens existing right because you. know how big the universe is Right. you've been to one of those things where.

the guy's up there and he's like here we. are in this gym right now do you have. any idea how big the universe is if we. were to fill this whole gym up with. basketballs and there would be a billion. basketballs inside this and each one of. those basketballs. represents a Galaxy and inside that. basketball if we would put that many. more basketballs inside of this little. basketball inside of this big universe. that is this gymnasium right here that. would be a solar system and if we were.

to put you know you know how it goes. it's bigger than you can possibly. imagine and there more planets out there. so probability says that there is. intelligent life out there and. eventually we will probably have contact. with it and the question today is what. are we going to do if it happens in our. lifetime that's really what I want to. talk about and you believe when it. happens but if it's in our lifetime I. think it will happen eventually uh but. it won't happen in our lifetime but I.

hope I I don't have an opinion like I I. am hopeful that aliens exist but only. under certain stipulations like cuz cuz. again the question is what are we going. to do when they come well my question is. what are they going to be like when they. come and I and I prefer to uh believe. that they're going to be uh like ET and. then you know it's just going to be a. lot of touching of fingers and glowing. of fingertips and a lot of happiness or. like Alf you know like he came and he. was hairy puet he stayed at least ET.

looked like it could be a real alien I. mean especially for like a. 1984 movie but I that's what I'm hoping. for like an a ET meets Al kind of. scenario and then I I'm all for. believing in Aliens okay I mean if if. these are like the ugly aliens that like. with the big eyes that probe you and. stuff like well I'm not I'll prob probes. too that was an episode that never got. green lit uh Stephen Hawking would. disagree with you and I think I would. also in his book Steph.

Hawking's Universe he says we only have. to look at ourselves and he kind of. speaks in a robot voice you know but I'm. not going to try to do an impersonation. that would be insens we only have to. look at ourselves to see how intelligent. life might develop into something we. wouldn't want to meet he said he speaks. in a robot voice a robot speaks for him. I know that that's different don't. prolong this I imagine they might exist. in massive ships having used up all the. resources from their home Planet such.

Advanced aliens would perhaps become. Nomads looking to conquer and colonize. whatever planets they can reach conquer. he's saying they're going to be. conquering beans in ships because. they've used all of their own resources. well that's definitely a scenario but. you just think about okay just think. about us right and and you can use and. actually in in this uh in this article. where we P pulled this out they use this. example of think about how it turned out. when Columbus came over here you know. things didn't go too well for the native. Amer Canadians right and so you know and.

it it wasn't necessarily because it was. there's all kinds of reasons why it. didn't go well even if the aliens have. some sort of great intent in coming and. making contact with us that who's to say. that we won't all get killed anyway well. you know there's a there's a Star Trek. movie I'm told cuz I know nothing about. this first cont but yeah that the Vulcan. the Vulcans came to this world in Spock. he was a pointy a Vulcan you know if it. wasn't for him we we would not have any. of the things that makes Star Trek Star.

Trek well I think when they like warp. drive and happiness yeah warp drive and. happiness is my favorite band in high. school when they do show up and first of. all this has been played out in so many. TV shows even if they're well intended. it's going to be they're going to be. conquering they're going to they're. going to they're going to subvert the. human race I'm saying that we're going. to have to make a choice okay if you are. familiar with the the TV series V which. recently came back for a couple of. Seasons they rebooted it but basically. the story is that the aliens come and. set up uh shop you know on Earth like a.

shoe repair shop and then they look like. humans and they all are they are they. one of the aliens or are they a human. and then everybody's like oh but they're. nice and they're doing great things for. us and they're bringing things to us and. then there's the resistance so in any. scenario and District n kind of a. similar. thing in any scenario in which there's. an alien contact you and I have a choice. to are you're going to make a choice are.

you with them or are you against them CU. say even if they're nice you're saying. you got to choose are you going to trust. their niess if they get there's without. a doubt whether or not they have great. intent if they get here before we get to. them that means that their technology is. far superior to ours and that means that. they're going to dominate us and rule. over us regardless of how nice they are. they might be nice rulers alien rulers. but we will be subject to them and the. question is are you going to be like hey. I want to be vice president aliens yeah.

hey I'm one of you guys look my ear can. keep pointing too or whatever they have. maybe they're green maybe you start. drinking chlorophyll or something be. green you Transformers Dark of the Moon. Dark Side of the Moon I think it's just. called Dark of the Moon okay I don't not. Dark Side of the Moon I don't know I. don't know I did watch it though and you. know the guy from uh uh Patrick Dempsey. he's the guy from uh anomy he was the he. was the the the human who became their. vice president dude hey I'm going to do. whatever you want and you know what.

happened at the end he got he got. crushed by the by the alien Transformer. race the. Decepticons I think that if you got to. choose between so I'm not doing that so. you want to be a part of the Rebellion. yeah and it sounds cooler it well yeah. it's hey we're part of this resistance. we live underground we wear robes you. know and uh we have a secret society of. like stuff and what's his name Morpheus. from The Matrix is our leader we could. probably even get him what's this guy's.

name uh Lawrence Fishburn Lawrence. Fishburn I want Lawrence Fishburn to be. our leader but the peewee's playhouse. version of Lawrence Fishburn he was on. that he was the cowboy cowboy Curtis. Cowboy Curtis I me Jason knows all about. this all right well Jason should be with. us too. then so when we see Lawrence Fishburn. we're like oh yeah that's Lawrence. Fishburn welcome Mr Fishburn lead us by. Cowboy Curtis and then what I mean what. do you what do you seem to have thought. a lot about dark days are ahead once the. once the aliens make contact dark days.

are ahead for the human race we will. eventually be wiped out we're going to. be subject to them for a certain period. of time but we could have fun doing it. you know what I mean I mean being a. resistant Force being Rebels that would. be fun you know going after them in. their crazy plasma Rays with little. shotguns like taking a double barrel. shotgun out like like sending somebody. out with a double barrel shotgun to a. something somebody with a plasma Ray. it's like no no effect and then the guy. gets disintegrated I mean that would be.

a great way to go out that sounds scary. to me man I just might want to be like. the cook for the resistance or something. like I'll learn how to cook I don't even. like to cook I like make pancakes you. could play the trumpet you could do like. I could do a be a Herald for like Cowboy. Curtis yeah you well no you play like. com Combat music ladies and gentlemen. Cowboy Cur is the king of the resistance. when I go out with a double Barr barrel. shotgun to face the resistance or F. fight the Ali you play a little tune for. me and then when you come back in a. casket I'll play a little T.

yeah and that are you with us or are you. against this are you with the aliens. what are you going to do leave a note in. the comments of what you're going to do. cuz here's how it's going to go down. it's going to start and it's going to be. cool and they're going to communicate. through music like Close Encounters of. the Third Kind and ET and they'll be. finger pointing and finger. lighting it's going to turn bad quickly. and at that point you have a decision to. make serious ending I think I think you. just did a serious thing let's take take. it even further let's get a lot more.

serious than that listen there's. something we've been meaning to tell you. are you sitting down R why you want to. tell them you want you want me to tell. them I don't know if they can take it I. don't know if they can take it maybe. they should like take some allergy. medicine make them drowsy first here's. the reality you know how some parents do. to their kids when they fly not me I. wouldn't do that to my kids here here's. the reality when one of these shows. starts inevitably it must end. we don't have a Perpetual show ever it.

isn't as if the show is going to. continue forever I know you were. thinking it has an end you were thinking. it but it's not true and we're bursting. your bubble and when it begins. figuratively you need to be clear and. understand that the ending is just a few. minutes away from the beginning you. don't have a real bubble I'm not. bursting an actual. bubble so maybe we should just do it now. [Music].