Cooking With Lasers

Can we cook eggs with a fricking laser beam? Let's talk about that. Good Mythical Morning. Just over a year ago, Pizza Hut Canada introduced something crazy, the pizza warmer. A 3D printable PS5 attachment that harnesses the heat from the. console to keep your pizza warm. What? Yes.

But why stop at the PS5? Well, you got a PS6? Yes, but I didn't bring it. But the Mythical Crew has supplied us with a collection of other, I'll say odd things. That we shall now attempt to cook food with. Yes. Okay, boys. To be cooked, we've got steak, bacon, cookie dough. Oh. Eggs, cheese, bread, s'mores and popcorn. And to cook with, you've got a laser.

Yeah. A fabric steamer. Fabric steamer. And halogen light bulbs. Okay, now. Let's bring in the halogen light bulbs. Yeah, we've been told that a good place to start. This is a halogen light bulb. It's, it's a super bright bulb that will either be in, uh, a. warehouse or a car headlight. Yeah, before LEDs. Lower wattage. Very bright, gets very hot. So underneath there, we have, and underneath here we have like three of these.

This is a stand of four bulbs together. Yeah. You see that? So it's very, very hot. It is very bright too. Alright, so we're gonna let, yours is steaming. Mine, or burning, I don't know what under there is burning, but it definitely. I don't either. It definitely smells, but I do know that I'm gonna get some bacon going 'cause I've. been told that that takes the longest. So let's just.

Oh, delicate. Wait for the sizzle. Huh? You hear the sizzle? No. I'm also trying to figure out what. Animal bacon comes from? A pig. Service we're providing here, like what is the scenario that we are exploring today? Uh. Where there would be like halogen bulbs, a steamer, a laser. I think this is if you get lost in a Brookstone and, uh, because it can.

happen or they, you know, you're in. Or like your garage. Oh, you're in the massage chair, they shut the mall down, they close. the storefront and you're hungry. And you just happen to also have a bunch of food, which I, you know, don't, don't get upset at this analogy. We're just having fun on an internet show. We don't have anything else. Oh, cookies. Uh, I think you might wanna spread the cookies out. Have, have you ever cooked, have you ever made cookies before? What do you mean spread the cookies out? So when cookies cook, they.

Apart from each other. Yeah, they, they flatten and they spread. I just, you ever looked at cookies being cooked? I usually eat them in this state. Okay, alright. Oh, and look at this rig that we've got here. This is nice. We've got a little, little clothes line and I think this is the. perfect place to start steaming. I'm gonna turn my steamer on, see if I can get it to steam. If we steam through here, we can hang you down the hangy downs.

Well, I'm already hungry. I can't imagine how good, whatever you're gonna hang in that steam is going to be. How about a large piece of steak? A complete steak piece? Mm mm. Do you want me to pinch your steak? I know that I could grab the steak with my hand, but I don't want. to, so let me put this back here. We are such a good team. Yeah, look at that. I pinched your steak. And then I'm gonna turn this on and you didn't even know.

Whoa. Okay, well why don't you get it fully placed before. I don't know. I thought it needed to warm up. There we go. I, nothing better than a good steamed steak. That's what I always say. I prefer when my steaks that I'm steaming with the steamer that are hung up. When the ucky brown part of the steak isn't facing the camera. Yeah. What is that brown stuff? I don't know, but. It means it's already cooked a little bit. It's already cooking. Uh, do, is it soy sauce?

I prefer not having to switch the steak. I'm sorry, but. Okay, do you need help? Is that hot? Is it hot? I doubt it. Alright, so we're turning this around. Oh, now you touched the desk. What are you, what are you talking about? I touched, I'm going to eat this. The steak. The steak. I'm planning on it. The, alright, here we go. Why do we make such a good team. We make such a good team, we're sitting here. A pair of pinchers. Pinching steaks.

All right now. Thank you, boys. See, I would've thought that that was it already cooking, but now. that you've pointed out, it's just a scary, darker part of the steak. After I am not here, you can show everybody an ucky steak when you. cook it, but, but since I'm still here, you gotta show the nice side. Okay. Ucky steaks. Ucky steaks for everybody. And I want to get rid of this. Link, the moment that you've been waiting for is the moment that I hold. this laser and I don't let you hold it. No, that's not the moment that I've been waiting for.

This is the THOR M II 450 nanometers laser. This thing has a range of up to 5,000 meters. Uh, these things are used, you know, the real world application. These things are used for engraving, but they're also used for medical. procedures like soft tissue cutting and ablation, which I have had. Yes. So I'm just gonna show you on these gloves real quick, just how, now I just wanna.

make sure this is fully concentrated. Stevie, do you want, do you want us to turn the laser? No, that's a nice part of the glove. I'm, I like it. When you said the real world application for a second, I thought. you were talking about the TV show. Yeah. Oh, my real world application. Let, let, uh, if anyone needs a reminder, let's cut to that. Welcome to the living room. Now I'm gonna warn you about something. I am an extremely skilled dancer.

Okay. Boy, don't stare straight at that. Oh, look. Smoking. Yeah, and he is talking about his real world audition. Look, look, don't stare straight at it. It's smoking. Oh, you're burning the glove. I'm burning the tape. I'm not trying to stare at it. Can I cook your steak with a laser a little bit. Just on the, this side? Yeah. What else do you use this particular laser for?

Can't you, um, shine it into fireworks and stop them from, um, bursting? Isn't that what somebody did? They ruined, ruined a whole firework display. How is that possible, Link? I don't understand. I saw it on the internet. It has to be possible. Oh, you're saying it distracted from the coolness of the fireworks? No, the fireworks were going into the air and then somebody had a laser and. you saw the laser go up and, and hit the firework thing that like, you know, it. trails up and then it never exploded. And the guy, and I assume it was a guy, kept doing that.

How would that even happen? Video circulated in early 2026, showing a person on a rooftop using a high powered. green laser pointer to deliberately target and prematurely detonate fireworks. As they ascended. Yeah, prematurely detonate. Prematurely detonate, yeah. I thought you said it kept it from detonating. Well, that is what I said, but what I meant parenthetically was at the. time that would be more mature. Oh, you know. Nah, it's, it's kind of debunked, I mean, debunked on,

on Reddit, so what does that say? That it was fake? because think about how precise your laser would have to be. It's a firework flying through the air. Seeing is believing. It says it's AI, 80% AI. Ah, ah, I got him. Seeing is believing baby. Now let's cook an egg. My cookies. They spreading? Are not cookies. But it definitely smells better. How's your steak doing on that side?

It's getting, it's getting, there's whiteness on the top. Okay. You've brown. Oh, wow. You've look at that. You, um, Hey, you've browned it. Well, I've whitened it. Could you get it even closer? It's, I think it will work better on teeth. Get it even closer, and then we'll flip it and I'll take a bite of it. I mean, you would just do anything, wouldn't you? I'll do anything. I'm gonna boil your water. Oh, look at that. That, that gave a nice little. We should make the egg very thin so that it, it can cook it in a, you know, not in.

a, it can't cook through multiple layers. If you don't like the sound of a fork on a pan, listen away. Oh yeah, I think, I think I need to flip the um, steak. Can you steam anything else at the same time? Well, do we have other foods?

I'm gonna melt a little cheesy cheese up here. I'm getting a little bit of smoke on this. I need a welder hood. Oh God. How did that happen? My cheese fell off the clips. Oh, there you go. Which really sucks. Oh, outta water. Outta water. Oh good. We got another one. Now everywhere I look. I see purple. Like a dot of purple. I gotta turn this around. I gotta cook the back.

Alrighty. Alrighty. Come on now. What? What are you doing? I'm waiting for the purple to go away. Your eyes are, are definitely watering. You okay? You all right? It's getting smaller. Oh, wow. When I look at the light, it's red. The laser is reflecting out of the eggs into your face. Oh, that's, yeah. That's why you keep seeing purple.

But I'm never looking at it again. Anybody got any sunglasses? Look at what I did. Did you just turn the steak to the way it was? I took the steak all the way down and I put it back out the exact same way. I'll tell you, man, I'm gonna turn the steak around this way. Anybody got any cool shades? You need shades, dude? Well, are you dam, are you getting damaged? Well, I don't want to get damaged, that's the problem. I don't think so. It's just like when you look at something bright. Ow. Alright.

I mean, look at how white and beautiful that steak is. I mean, you're, you're gonna be jumping at the chance to eat this, aren't you? Yeah. Big boy. I can't cook these eggs, y'all. Do what, do this, get. I was just doing that. I, and now I'm looking at it. Hold on. Now I'm, now I'm trying not to see a purple dot. Oh, oh, I heard a pop. Oh, there we go. Oh, oh, oh, oh, there we go. I can't look.

I'm putting my finger over the dot, but it is smoldering. Boy, it stinks. Oh God, that stinks. So many stinks. Is that what eggs smells like? Whose, whose glasses are those? I don't know. I'm gonna keep 'em. They don't quite fit your face. What are you talking about? Is my face too big? Yeah. You got a big face, dude, I didn't want to tell you, but your face is big. Whoa. There was a, a laser smoke ring that just came out.

I'm gonna try to make a s'more and I can see again. I can see again. I think I can write on some bread. Here, put some bread in here and I'll do french toast. I feel like you might be cooking the pan and not the eggs. Well. What if you, you, yeah. Ugh. If you did a marshmallow, we might be able to see it. I'm gonna burn his bread. Real quick. I was kind of thinking marshmallows are my thing, but clearly they're not.

Put the, do you put the marshmallow on under there? It gets real bright on that marshmallow. It's a heavenly marshmallow. And whose are these? Who are these? Oh man, we are so cool now, you know. I, I don't think this is gonna protect us from, uh, eye damage. We still shouldn't look at it. I'm not really looking at it. I'm looking to the next to the side of it. Alright. Oh, I, what's hap, what's happening over there? What I, something, I don't wanna look at it, but something was.

like flashing and flittering. How, how's my, uh. I feel like we should start singing the blues. My marshmallow hadn't even turned any brown. Yeah, that's disappointing. Well, when I woke up this morning, I noticed I didn't have anything. to cook with except a steamer. And then my buddy came over. And he had. A laser. A laser, laser rhymes with steamer.

So I put some foil over some bulbs and I turned them on and it started stinking. I got a pretty bad headache and became pretty disillusioned with the show I'm on. This is what we're doing today. And then his friend started trying to cook some, I'm gonna sing it. It's about you. Its a song about you. And then his friend started cooking some egg with the laser in it.

Didn't cook the eggs, maybe he was cooking the pan instead. And then he put in some bread because he thought that it could be french toast. And then they put a marshmallow instead. Shining that thing at the marshmallow and hoping that he. hasn't permanently damaged his eyes. But the worst part about this is that no matter how hard he tries, he can't cook.

He can't cook. He can't cook with a laser. They, they emphasized safety of the laser, but they kept talking about. not shining the laser into the camera because it would hurt the camera. But they never once said anything about not shining the laser into your own face. Well, I didn't shine the la-, well, he didn't shine the laser into his face. His friend shined it, into a place.

Oh. And he has to take another greasy cup and put in on top, 'cause it thinks. maybe he can melt some chocolate. I mean, if you can't melt. Oh, do it, I'm doing it. I'm doing it. Yes, yes, yes. Yes, yes my son. Yes, your friend is finally succeeding. At something. What it is, is something we didn't know we needed to succeed at. Well, it took a little bit, but his friend finally started to cook a Reese's Cup. Actually, I think it's an imitation Reese's Cup.

It's not a real Reese's Cup because it's shaped a little bit. different than a Reese's Cup. It's the kind that you get at the Dollar store. Because we like to save money on this here show. I'm gonna flip these cookies. Oh, like I'm totally burning this. Because they are definitely cooking. Oh God, it stinks so bad. I'm burning the hell out of this. Is that why it stinks, dude.

Yeah. I'm burning the hell out of it, man. Ah. What happened over there? I'm making a cookie cake for your birthday. Okay. I think maybe, I was thinking maybe it needed to be thinner. Okay. I think we got the idea. Yeah, we got the idea. You get the idea, you know, you could burn a hole in there. But we gotta check on the bacon over here.

We going to turn it over and see how much it cooked. Woo. Look at that, it kind of cooked, but not enough for me to try. it 'cause I'm not that crazy. This song never resolves. It just keeps going. This is kind of like being in hell. Speaking of continuing to go on and never resolving, we have our own TV channel. Yeah. Called Mythical 24/7. If you have a smart television Roku, Amazon, Samsung applications.

that emulate linear television. Why don't you sometimes go up and then sometimes go down like this? What you can do, oop, I'm, I'm outta of water. I'm outta of water. His friend ran out. No, he ran outta steam and then another man came in and gave him some more steam. He actually gave him some water because water becomes steam. Steam.

When you heat it to the right degrees. Okay. Mythical 24/7. Mythical.com/24-7. Watch all of, you can be watching this constantly. Yeah. Why watch it incrementally when you can watch it constantly. Just a little check in with my retina. I think it's working fine. I think it's working fine.

I don't see purple when I look right there and I don't see red when I look right there. I'm going to be okay. Retina. Wow. Something to that. Yeah. I don't know what it would be, but you know. Only thing we're, we're learning is if you inhale enough of this. toxicity, you start to have fun. Yeah, right. That's what's happening. Other than that, you burned a spot in that. I cooked a little part of my Reese's Cup.

I mean, look at my cookies, dude. Yeah, you ruined that. What the hell? I think that this is all gonna come together. Yeah, yeah, yeah. When when you eat the steak. When you eat the steak. Yep. I think this is going to be such a good episode. When you eat the steak, give it a load of love. Okay. Oh. Set it right there, I gotta test it and make sure it's, it's edible.

So to put it right there on the plate. So I'm looking for, this is the top part. I'm looking for 120 degrees Fahrenheit. 121. 122. Look at that. That's 123. Oh look on the end right there. 1 23, man. See? Yeah. That's rare steak. I've done it. That's rare steak. I've done something. And I want you to enjoy it. Really? Cook the steak where the steam of forest friend and his friend cut a triangle.

out of the side, and because he worried about being a safe boy, he checked and. made sure the temperature was right. Because 'cause we're clearly worried about being safe today. That smells awful. Like do we have salt? Do we have salt? No, no, no. Put it in there. Put it in your mouth. Do we have pepper? Put it in your mouth. Oh, you just ate it? He just ate it. Oh. Hold on, why do I smell burnt?

Excuse me sir. Hold on. I smell burnt human hair. What just happened? Oh no. Did you just do that on me? Your beard's on fire. Where were you sticking that? I just pointed it at your beard. You did? All right. This is, let me shave a little off the top. Just a little off the top. Just a little off the top. Okay. I am coming here. Nice. Just a little off the, don't move too much 'cause I don't want your eyes to go away. Oh yeah, it burned.

Stop. Stop. It burned, it burned. It burned. Did you see the burn? Did y'all see the burn? Yeah, I burned his hair off. It was just payback. He burned my beard off. And remember when Stevie's not here anymore, we don't have to flip the steak over. You can burn all your hair off when I'm gone. Man, it smoked up instantly. Instantly. Did you smell it? I could shave your whole head. I could see there's like a short and curly patch right there.

Yeah. Short and curlies. Thanks for commenting and sharing this video. You know what time it is. I'm just gonna go to sleep for a little bit. Hey, Rhett and Link. My name's AJ. And I'm Jacob. And we're from Vancouver, Canada. But we're currently on Lake Brienz here in Switzerland. And it's time to spin the Wheel of Mythicality. Oh man. I'd love to be there. Swiss Lake. I'd love to do that. Okay, uh, don't take us outta context, okay.

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