Can You Trust TikTok Shop?
Are there any good products in the TikTok shop? Let's talk about that. Good Mythical Morning. The TikTok Shop is filled with all kinds of wild stuff you've never seen. before, and if you're like me, you don't even realize it's for sale. You're just wa- looking at a TikTok clip, mm, wow, it'd be cool if I could buy that. I remember not too long ago, you had your TikTok out and we were talking about TikTok.
Shop- Yeah, right here in front of you. And you were like, "Yeah, I, I don't, I don't get, I don't get those ads." And I. was looking at an ad. I was like, "Hold on, hold on." And I got his phone and. he went through, and the third thing was an ad, and I was like, "You see that? That guy talking about this product?" I'm like, "Oh, man-. That's an ad … I'm an old guy.". And he was like, "Oh." So apparently the advertising is really working. on Link, 'cause he doesn't even know he's being advertised to. But it is tempting. But are these things worth getting? That's the question that we're going to ask today. We have some. We're going to try them out and figure out if we, uh, have made our lives better or if we.
just got bamboozled during the doom scroll. It's time for Tok 'Til You Drop: Wild TikTok Shop Products. Okay. First up, we've got these DKD Cyberpunk LED swords, about $30 each. Whoa. They have special features. Uh, let's, uh, let's see them in action on TikTok. How would this get Link here? Outdoors dad. Oh, that thing is smoking. Look, and you put it back in, and you see that?
Makes sparks when it goes out and comes in. Check this out. Lights off, guys. Just watch this. Watch this. Did you see that? Did you see my, how it sparked? W- Oh! Hold on. But y- when you- Wait … you got, you got, you gotta really be practiced about it. Let me try. Yeah, buddy. And then- Hold on. Did you see the, like … Did you see the little, uh, the little mister? Now, I think the mist- Changes color … I think the mist is gone because the.
amount of water you can put in the mister is so small that … Oh, there it is. Oh. Got it working. Oh. It kind of- Now, keep in mind, it's for cosplays at raves, festivals, and makes the perfect Easter gift. Because a lot of people don't know this, but when Jesus came out of the tomb, He had a, he had a lightsaber. Yes. Is yours making noise? Yeah. Is yours? Yeah.
Do it, do it again. Yeah. I can only hear mine. No. They're making noise- … exactly the same time. Hold on, you can also, if you, if you have asthma…. You can whe- here. Oh, I'm out. I, uh. Okay. I mean, I, first of all- There. There's no IP- … associated with it. There's no movie. Oh, there it is again. There's no characters. You're, you're not pretending to be anybody. You're pretending to be just a dude with a glow sword.
Well, I mean, if you're, if you're dressing up like, I mean, if you were to be dressing. up like a storm trooper or something like that and you wanted- You can't… No, no. No. No, this is, has nothing to do with Star Wars. I, it doesn't have anything to do with it, but, like- You couldn't use it then … think. of, think of us as a kid at that point. That would be weird. It would… I mean, you're telling me that if I dress up like a storm trooper. and I brought this out, you would just be like, "That's the wrong IP.". Definitely. You're not a DKD LED. Definitely, yes. No, you'd still be impressed.
It's got rechargeable batteries. You can, like, USB… Hush, now. But the thing about these swords is that you use them once, you either get. your eye put out, or you just put them in the corner and you never use them. Kids never use these things. Okay, you're not wrong about that. But I'm, I'm not judging whether or not you're gonna use this toy on a. long-term basis, I'm judging the fact that it's a sword that lights up. It has a mister, and it also has the sparking when you take it out.
And I think if- Or if you're- … if you're the kind of person that's in the market for. this, and if you need to weld something-. I think this is about the best case scenario. If you're out and you need to start a fire. You think this is the best case scenario for a sword? I think in the world of light sab- okay, it's not a light saber. Light swords under $50 with these features, just as someone who has, has no experience.
with this, I'm personally impressed. All right, I'll give you this one. So we're saying y- between a Tik Rock and a Tik Flop. Yeah, yeah, I'm saying it's, I'm saying Tik Rock. Tik Rocks. Yeah. Now we have a breathing dumbbell, which of course you've heard of. this, the breathing dumbbell. Everybody's getting one. This one's from HBK Sports, which you've also heard of that brand. This is not to be confused with, uh, DKD, uh, Lights or whatever the last thing was.
Exactly. Just a, it's just- I think that's what you do if you sell something on TikTok. Bull crap companies- Three letters … that don't really exist. With a K in them. All right, we paid $9.99 for each of these. That's not bad. And if I'm looking at the ad, first of all, either she's real small or. her p- one is a lot bigger than that. She got the XL. I mean- It- Good Lord, that woman's about three feet tall- … if. you do this by the scale. Bring you back to your youth. Yeah, back when I could blow out anything. So it would inhale… It helps your inhaling oxygen capacity,
your ability to exhale turbid air. What? Yeah, yeah. It's turbid air. I, I, well, I'll show you. Come to my bir- Come to my birthday party. I do not wanna know what turbid air is. You know, you know how sometimes when you blow out the candles at your birthday. party and you're a little bit nervous that maybe you're not gonna get them all? Those days are over, my friend. I think that's what this $10 is for. No, I think- To not embarrass yourself … turbid air is tainted air. Like, I've mastered the ability, when I start to smell something that.
stinks, I immediately go and blow out 'cause I learned it from my dogs. So you're gonna give this to your dogs? Well, I have a really good ability to exhale turbid air, so. Well, let's do some exercises. Uh, this one weight is 20 grams. Uh, three sets of 10. All right. I didn't count. I mean, it, it, it definitely worked my diaphragm and I feel.
very lightheaded right now. Go big or go home. Do all the weights. We're gonna do all the weights? That's what she's doing, man. If you're feeling asthmatic, you can breathe in from the sword to help you. Exactly. This is all about…. And listen, I know a lot of people struggle with, with asthma. Not to make light of it. We're saying you should get a sword and get this little, uh… It's actually shaped. like a kitten, if you can see the ears. Of course it is. Uh, wow. I c- I'm seeing a little bit of stars. Right. Uh, abdominal breathing.
So you- I think I might have to go inside the mouth. You wanna go- I'm sorry ahead of time … you wanna do a belly bre- Really? Because of my mustache and beard, I think I gotta go in mouth. Oh. Ah. It wasn't really that much harder than one It's not that much harder. And also, you don't have to blow as hard because, as long because it's. closer. Now are we making this turbid? What if you hold the weights up more? Does that make it harder? Make them unfold. Yeah, like, and then, like, keep them suspended in the air.
Like, not, not the full device. Yeah. The ironic thing is the older you get, the harder it is to. blow out your birthday candles. It's like God's cruel joke. Well, God didn't come up with birthday candles. Humans came up with that. Uh, ph- well, but where does it all come from? Ugh. Yeah, I don't… I actually am going to faint.
What if you take the top off? And just blow them out. Yeah. Oh. Mine went up and back in one. I heard that noise. That, that's a good plan. Whoo. It's blowing my cheeks out. Maybe I just take this to my- I don't want my cheeks to get bigger. Oh, you know what? I take this to my birthday party. Put a cake in front of me.
See if you can blow that over. Nope. Mm. You farted. You mouth farted. What? Oh, I'm kinking it. I had a kink in the hose I didn't see. You totally farted. Mouth fart. I, I think not. I think there's, I think there's other ways to do this. I think just take a paper bag and, uh, hold it up to your face and…. Just blow up a balloon, you know?
I think you can do all of this increased oxygen capacity, ability to ex- exhale. turbid air just by exercising more. I mean, right? Yeah. Isn't that how it works? Exercise your lungs by exercising other parts of your body. Or wear one of those masks that people from California wear when they're. training to do a competition in Colorado. Huh. Yeah. So we're gonna say breathing dumbbell, Tik Flops. All right, now we've got the Yo Man Fruit Farm Juice Jelly. Fruit flavored jellies in fruit shaped packaging.
This pack of six is $19. Oh, so we're talking $3 a piece. I do like the packaging. It looks fun. Looks like you're getting a… Do I just break this? … a bunch of fruits in a, in a fruit box. I feel like I'm… I feel like this is… I don't wanna break it, but I feel. like I have to break it to get it out. And they call it jelly, but I'm thinking that it's more jello.
Okay. So this is what, a mango? Oh, it comes with a little spoon. Ha. It comes with a little spoon that you fold out. Isn't that cute? Let me… Oh, open from the side of that. Okay. And then… Oh, yeah. Even the spoon is, like, folded over on itself. And it snaps into place, and then I think you're gonna take this plastic, you being me.
Um, I talk to myself sometimes when I open it. Rhett, you're gonna take this plastic and you're gonna get this plastic off. I wanna grab this plastic, Rhett. You wanna grab it, Rhett. Is it hard? It's hard to grab I guess, huh? I mean, I, I just trimmed my fingernails last night, so I got nothing. I have some…. There's a little, um… Got it. Oh, a little bit of juice came out. Is that farm juice? Yep. That's what they call it.
Oh. A lot of juice came out, all over my, my arm over here. Okay. You going in? Oh, you got seeds. You got watermelon seeds. They look like chia seeds. I- They put chia seeds into… Oh, there's fruit in there floating. I don't really like watermelon. I wish that's not the one I had, but I'm gonna- Too bad … I'm gonna go for it. Oh, there's fruit floating. I mean, it, it's just jello. It's just jello, y'all. Yeah, but it's jello that's really hard to get into.
That comes in really cool packaging and tastes great. And listen- And the-. they say that- The spoon is so small. Um, it says it's got smooth texture, zero fat, and guilt-free. Why is it w- guilt-free? 'Cause no fat, man. There is sugar. I mean, it's definitely sugar. Yeah. I know, it's just one of those things they say, you know? Do you taste the Q bouncy texture? There's supposed to be a Q bouncy texture. Yeah, thi- you know what, you know what it reminds me of? Yeah. It reminds me of- Jell-O … it reminds me of something.
It reminds me of Jell-O. I think I could just eat the whole thing. I wanna try the apple one because I typically like the flavor of apple. What happened, dude? I got the whole thing in my mouth. Let's taste the watermelon, Rhett. Okay. Using that made it a lot easier to get out, and then… I don't know if. they make Jell-O this good anymore.
Can you get, like, Jell-O that's got, like, a, a, that's opaque like. this, that's got other fruit- It's got a little bit of fruit, seems like. d- dangling in it? I just think this is exquisite. Hmm. I like the flavor. If I'm ever in the hospital, this is what you need to bring. I'm gonna bring you a whole set. Mm-hmm. It's one thing to just get the Jell-O from downstairs at the hospital. It's another thing to get this whole package. If I bring you this and I said, "Yo man, I got you some Yo Man Fruit Farm Juice Jelly," you would be like, "Oh yeah,
I remember that from back in '26.". I do quite like this apple. 'Cause this is the future when you're in the hospital. I'd say probably 32, 33. I'm excited about it in the hospital in the future. Yeah. You'll make it another- So yeah … six, seven years. Hard to get into. That's part of it. And you'll make it through that first time in the hospital. You'll make it through. Yeah. And everybody will be like, "He's back." Better than ever. And then, then you'll go back to the hospital. It won't be s- so good the second time. Yeah, not the second time. God, man. I'm just saying. Yo, man. This is the way that things un- Don't be so morbid … this is.
the way things unfold sometimes. Yo Man Fruit Farm Juice Jelly. Tik Rocks. Tik Rocks. Hey, this is your last chance to get this Proud Mythical Beast. ringer tee that Link is wearing. Mm-hmm. Because pre-orders close on Sunday the 31st. And again, this year's Proud Mythical Beast design was created by Christopher, @cpikoart, a transgender artist with a disability, whose work uplifts. marginalized identities and celebrates intersectionality, and he's enjoyed a. lifetime of advocating for underrepresented communities in hopes that they can see.
a bit of themselves in his artwork. It's a great design. He did that for us, and also 100% of the proceeds of the sale of this. benefit OutRight International, an organization we love supporting. And you can shop the entire Pride collection over at mythical.com. Get it while it's here. Last up, we have the Pallure Automatic Hair- Pallure … Brush Cleaner. Hmm. This is $100 machine. Now- It cleans hairbrushes. Now, I gotta say, as someone who used to have short hair like Link, this.
would've been like, I just had, there was nothing, I didn't have anything. I wasn't in the market for this. No. When I grew my hair out and my hair was this curly, I learned that, uh, every time. I brush, not every time, 'cause sometimes I'll go and brush my hair out every day. or whatever, depending on what I'm doing. But usually what I do is I just do the brushing out, like, once a week. Okay. And I'm gonna tell you right now, I feel like I could hair a bald man, if that's. a way to use the term hair, with what I get out of my hair every single time.
This is, this is fake hair, but you're saying this would be reminiscent of your- If I. didn't do it for a few- That is real hair. That's real hair. Oh, it's real? It's real. Whose hair? From a dog. Dog hair. That's a dog hair. But my hair is long and so they end up being, like I can take, what I, the. way I do it is I just take the brush and after it gets kind of built up in. there, I just reach in there and I grab. The, the reason I don't think I need this, but I could be proven wrong, is when the.
hair, it builds up, you just take it and you peel it and it all comes off on this little. nice little thing that could be a toupee. I should be selling them as toupees on Etsy. I'm just telling you that's what I should be doing. But instead, I just throw them in the trash. Um. What about your shower drain? Well, most of the hair goes into the brush, and then the hair that doesn't go. into the brush gets caught by the drain at the top because my hair is, uh, curly. And then at the end of the shower, at one of those showers, I take it.
and peel it off of the drain too. But then I'd say once a year, enough individual hairs between me and my. wife have made it into the drain where I take the drain cover off. Mm-hmm. And I reach down in there with a coat hanger and I grab it and I. get ahold of that little monster. Oh. And I pull him out. And the first time I did that, that little monster was like this big. Oh, God, dude. And he smelled, he needed a bath. He needed a bath. You, you bathed him and kept him? And I, yeah, yeah. I, he- No, no, no. Yeah. He, well, he actually, he became the starter for my sourdough.
Ah. Yeah, everybody loves- Here, try this out. Everybody loves my sourdough. Now you know the reason. I mean, you got both of these. This is ridiculous. But I mean- That's from a mini Australian shepherd. Yeah, when you- Oh. How many? Just one? Okay. Oh, God. So is, what's, a rotating brush in there? Ah. What? What? There was a little bit left in there.
Let me try. That got every bit of it, Link. Every bit of it. Whoa. Yeah. You're gonna have to reach in there and grab it. Oh, it pretty much got it. It's like- You gotta have your buddy hold it down for you … it's like. the bottom of a, um, vacuum cleaner. And there's also a sanitize. Oh, rotate it. Okay, so this is sanitize. It's gonna let some water happen. Oh.
Does it do anything? Can you see it? Yeah, it's just like a blue LED light that- Oh, it's mystifying it. It's myst- And it's, uh, doing the, the, the light … so, so you can put some alcohol. mixture in there to, to sanitize this thing. Now, but- That's impressive. Yeah, but hold on. Now, what do we do with this? We've recreated the same problem. And safety first. Now- It works without the cover … and, and now.
I gotta buy another one of these. Yes. To clean this, and then I got to one … It's, you know what? It's turtles all the way down, man. Yeah, it is. It's Palu- Pallure all the way down. 'Cause it- Because you gotta keep getting these suckers, and they, they trap you. I can't- And I, and you do it 100, $100 every time. I can't get this off of this. Of course not. I think we have very, very squarely established the flaw in this design. It is incredibly effective. I can't… But then you gotta get somebody, and that somebody's probably.
you, who's gonna have to do what Link is doing, and he's not having an easy time. I'm having a difficult time. Do you do this with a vacuum cleaner? Yeah. 'Cause, yeah, I mean, I usually just take scissors to that. Yeah, you just, like go like that and cut it? Mm-hmm. Yeah, I would do that. Um- But I'm gonna tell you right now- … but still, you're like-. I'm gonna tell you right now. If you, if this is all down in there like this, right? You're doing this, you can do this then. And it's easier, because my hair just, you just grab it like that. and it comes out completely.
See? And it's like, there might be a little bit left, but I'm basically done. It's not hard to clean out a brush. $100 to have s- another thing on the, the, uh, the countertop in your bathroom. You don't have any room. No. You're out of room. Uh-uh. You don't need this. You got that little Waterpik thing. You did- Are we missing something? … you did that last month. Is there some other application? Maybe it feels good to- Maybe if you're a barber, like, and you're, you got a lot of brushes you're going through and a lot of people's heads. Yeah. Okay. And you can get the intern to clean it out. Sure. The barbering intern.
I'm still not buying it, though. Nope. Pallure Hair Brush Cleaner. Tik Flops. Tik Flops. Okay. So we had a couple of things we recommended. I will say, thinking back on it right now, um, that fruit and that sword, I mean- Yeah … I probably don't actually recommend those either. But, I mean- We're not recommending TikTok. No, yeah. M- don't buy things on TikTok. Is that what we're saying? Nah, maybe let's not do that. Yes, that is what we're saying. Thanks for commenting and sharing this video. You know what time it is. I'm Emily.
I'm Noah. And we're in Inwood, West Virginia. And this guy's got 15 days left of school. While we wait for the school bus, we wanted to say it's time to. spin the Wheel of Mythicality. Rock on. Ow, ow, God. Ow. That guy rocked me on so hard. Are, are, are you, are you okay? Forgot how to spin the wheel. You gonna make it? You gonna be, you gonna be good? Rock on. All right. We have a very, very un-fun fact.
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