Can Link Read Women's Minds?

- Can we decode Reddit's strange girl dinners? - Let's talk about that. (bright mellow music). Gooooood Mythical Morning. - Despite being boys or arguably men, we still know a thing or two about girl dinners. - But we're always trying to learn more. That's the thing that makes us arguably men. - Oh, so today we go back into the world. of r/girldinnerdiaries.

- Jenna, are you joining us? - [Jenna] I am. Well, I'm not a part of the choices. You have to fill in the blanks. You know how it goes. - Okay. - Okay. - [Jenna] But I am back again for all of this. - You are our girl dinner guide. You are our girl dinner expert. - [Jenna] I am. - You're our girl! - [Jenna] Yeah. Thank you. I'm your girl. Okay, so you'll be tasting the girl dinners. posted from Redditors just like last time. and then you try to guess. what we blanked out of their posts. So I'll go ahead and start with the first one.

- [Link] All right. - Okay. So we got a piece of pizza on a paper plate. - In front of a keyboard that's lit up. "I finally got my blank blank," exclamation point. - That's a gaming keyboard, is it not? - Oh. - I mean that's like - - I wouldn't. - I'm just saying it feels like. when it's back lit like that, that person's playing some games. - Well, at least that or they're working in darkness. - I, here we have the same dinner presented to us.

- [Link] I've heard that we have it too. - What are we going to do about this? Are we gonna eat it? Or, this is really so we can get a good look at it? - It's so that we can feel our girlest. - Let's smell it. (crew members laugh). Pizza. - Yeah, I mean, yeah. I like the fact that in the photo, there's a lot of plate space. - Yeah. - Like, maybe one of 'em has been eaten.

or that's just where, the negative space represents what? 'Cause what do girl dinners mean? - Well, that is a point of contention. Last time we did this, many of you commented. that these weren't real girl dinners. But you know where we got these? We got these from girl dinner diaries. and so who are we? I mean, we're arguably men, but who are we to argue. that these aren't actual girl dinners.

just because they don't fit some preconceived notion. of what you think a girl dinner is? In my mind, a girl dinner is a dinner that a girl eats! (crew applauds). (crew members laugh). - "I finally got my blank blank.". - Okay. - You want this in English? (crew members laugh). - [Jenna] You don't have to. - 'Cause I don't know what-. - [Jenna] I suppose. It really is up to you.

You are trying to either get closest to it. or convince me that what you wrote down was good, so. - Okay. - I think I'm all over this. - Going with English. Well, then go first. What? - "I finally got my period, y'all!". (crew members laugh) - Oh. So this is a coming-of-age story. - No, no. No, no. This means that you're not pregnant. - Oh. Not first period.

- This isn't first period. This is like a period that shows that you weren't pregnant. You were worried for a little bit, and now you're... Right? That's what I was thinking. - Okay. - [Jenna] I can confirm that sometimes, yeah, getting your period is a very good thing. - Yeah, it's a relief. - [Jenna] Uh-huh. It is. - Period, y'all. - I almost said a dirty word, but I thought I would just keep it PG. - Okay. "I finally got my nipples pierced.". - Oh. - No reaction. It's not supposed to be funny.

- Yeah, it wasn't. - It's just, I don't know why the reaction. was like some sort of, like, I don't know, what is the reaction? - [Jenna] I know exactly why people are reacting that way. if you would like me to go ahead and tell you. - Because you're right? - [Jenna] Because you're absolutely right. - Oh! What? (crew members laugh). (Link laughs). Holy moly! - [Jenna] Link, you are tapped in. - Yes! Yes. My inner girl is hungry! - How did you figure that out? - I just, I was, you know, girl.

I mean it's kind of A to B to C. - Girls get their nipples pierced. - Right. (Link laughs). - I don't think anyone's-. - [Jenna] This is an amazing recovery from last time. - Yeah, well first of all, yeah, but no one has ever gotten it absolutely right in this game. - I don't know. - That doesn't happen. - I'm looking at this. - It's not supposed to happen. - And I'm all for that. - Okay. Next dinner. Girl dinner. Oh, a nice Caesar salad. "I am the blank blank pooper.".

- In front of another keyboard. - That's where you take a girl dinner picture. We have a sad face. - Okay. - Not a happy face. Link, if you could bring in our Caesar salad. and let me smell it. - Smell of that. - [Jenna] I will also note that the post further down, not on this image, specifies it's from a local deli. I don't know if that helps, but that's what it says. - Protein. Get a piece of chicken.

You've been talking about how you gotta get your protein up. - Thank you. Thank you for encouraging me. Chicken's got a lot of protein in it, I'm told. What about that dressing? - Good. - I feel fortified like a good girl should. Let me get in on this. Boy. I mean, can I go two for two? This is negative. "I am the blank blank pooper"? - This is tough. What does this even mean?

'Cause you wanna make a connection. between the food and the pooping, but-. - I think this is a confession. And this happens in office settings sometimes, like cubical environments, you know? - Okay. - People wanna mix things up a little bit, like do a little bit of a prank. "I am the anonymous office pooper.". (crew members laugh). In the hallway. - Oh, they're pooping in the hallway? - Yeah. In someone else's cubicle. In the boss's chair.

- This is quite a confession though. - Yeah, I think this doubles as a resignation. - I went with something a little more archaic. "I am the last known pooper.". (crew members laugh). - Oh, wow. - You know? - That's cool. - Yeah, it's just, it feels poetic. - I thought about something party pooper. but I didn't have anything before party. so I abandoned it. - [Jenna] Well, the correct post says, "I am the mystery office pooper.".

- What? Holy, what in the world is happening? What is happening, Link? - There's a keyboard there. - [Jenna] We're all a little suspicious of you right now. - Hold on, hold on. Did y'all share the answers with him? - No. No. - Did he get into the outline? - No. Absolutely, I swear, I didn't. I'm telling you my rationale, man. You know, people poop in office. There's a keyboard there. It's brightly lit with fluorescent light. This is definitely an office environment.

- But where, realistically, where are they pooping? - Probably just in the shared toilet. and it's like what's going on here? Somebody's... - Yeah, we're all very suspicious, Link. (Link laughs) - I don't know, guys. - Logic isn't your middle name, after all. (crew laughs). We're scared. - I worked in an office environment for a while. - Did you hit your head? - [Jenna] Do we not work in an office now?

- Next one. - [Rhett] Okay, wow. We have a collection. - It's a-. - Seemingly disparate items. - Mm-hmm. Which is more of a classic girl dinner. "This and no man in your ear. telling you to blank blank blank.". Submitted by mommybutter. - Mommybutter. - Mommybutter. How do I interpret that? Yeah, what is this stuff in the middle? Sauerkraut?

- I would think so. - [Jenna] Yes. Sauerkraut's correct. - Couple of nuts and some olives. - [Link] Oh, yeah. - [Rhett] That'll make you-. - [Link] Half of an avocado. - Put hair on your chest. - Mm-hmm. Yeah. - Yeah, for those of you sticklers, this is what I think that you think. is more of a girl dinner. - "And no man in your ear-" - Throwing it together. - "Telling you to-".

- She's out in the sun. She's excited. Free. - [Davin] Link's been in the sun before. He'll probably get this exactly right. - Yeah, that's true. - Yeah. - If you get another one completely right. - [Jenna] Yeah, if you get another one completely right, I'm gonna need to look through your secret Reddit, like, account. - You think I follow girl dinner? - [Jenna] I think you doing a little research. - You think I'm following girl dinner?

Well, I mean, this one's, this one's the most grounded answer. because now I'm really trying. - Oh, okay. - First two, I wasn't even really trying. but now, I'm actually trying to wow y'all. "This and no man in your ear. telling you to eat more protein.". (crew members laugh) - Oh, wow. - [Jenna] Stop it. We, stop it, stop it. I'm sorry, Rhett. I'm sorry, Rhett. I can't even look at what you posted. because that's exactly what it says. That's exactly what it says.

Link, get out of here. (crew members laugh) No! - I mean, is that what you wrote too? - No, I said, "Make a casserole.". (crew members laugh) (Link laughs). - I mean, 'cause that's what, this is what guys say to. girls, right? "You need to eat more protein. Look at this bowl.". - Hold on, hold on. Am I being pranked? (crew laughs). Because we talked about maybe doing that, you know?

- [Jenna] Rhett, if you're being pranked, I'm being pranked. - I'm offended. - Here's what I will say. - I am offended. - This is the first one where I feel like the context clues, it makes sense that you could've gotten. The first two? Piercing the nipples? Finally got my nipples pierced? - That was a fluke. - That was crazy. - That was a fluke. - That was crazy. - Now I'm looking guilty. and I haven't done anything. I'm on a roll and I'm sitting here about to apologize.

- Hold on, but here's the thing. You do have a tendency to do things. and forget that you did them. - What did I forget? - That you- - That I cheated? - That you went into the outline for this episode. - No, that just-. - Okay, I will withhold judgment. and we'll see if he can keep going. (crew laughs) (Link laughs). Our wives are girls and they make girl dinners for us. - Mm-hmm. They're women as well. So that's also something.

- But women dinners I don't think is a thing. - Uh-uh. - Girl dinners is a thing. - It's exclusively on the Mythical Society. so join to watch now. - Okay, Link, tell us exactly what's going on here. - Well, we got some square waffles down there. and a maple syrup from MacDonald's, but with an 'A' in it. "My husband got me blank and made me blank.". Cool emoji, shaka. - Surf's up? - Surf's up? Here it is, right here. Let's take a look.

MacDonald's? - Y'all got exactly the same maple syrup. - Is this stuff good? It's from New Jersey. - [Nicole] It's all right. - It's all right. Okay. - [Nicole] Yeah, and there's some on there already. so you can double down if you'd like. - Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh. No, thank you. A man gets on a roll when he's immediately. having to dodge accusations left and right. - [Jenna] I apologize, Link. I apologize.

- Yeah, there's no payoff here. - [Jenna] From what you did the last time we did this format. to what you're doing today, you're a totally different man. - We're just a little concerned. - [Jenna] I just need you to know you're a different man. - Yeah. - [Jenna] You're a girl now. You're a girl! - Yeah. It's like, I mean, not to throw, not to throw one of my children under the bus. but I have two of 'em so you don't know which one it is, but he was doing really poorly in a particular subject. and then I was like, "Hey, why don't we actually study for this test?".

And then we did and he did really well. and he went into class the next day and the teacher. was like, "We need to talk." (crew members laugh). - Oh. - And he was like, "Where'd you get the answers?". - Oh, wow. And I bet-. - And he was like, "Well, I studied for once. Thanks a lot for believing in me.". Okay. Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. - I mean-. - [Jenna] Yeah, maybe let Rhett go first this time. - I'm, okay. (crew members laugh).

- Okay, well, I actually, I'm starting to try now, just so y'all know. - [Jenna] Yay! - "My husband got me pregnant and made me breakfast.". Okay? That's just-. - Well, Rhett, you're close. (crew members laugh) - Okay. - "My husband got me pregnant and made me watch.". - Okay, now you're trying to be funny! - Tell me it. - [Jenna] The real is, "My husband got me pregnant.

and made me waffles.". - Okay, well I just thought that. because there were waffles there. - But, Jenna, I mean, if you're gonna have to give a point-. - Breakfast is waffles. - [Jenna] Breakfast is waffles. It's gotta go to Rhett-. - You don't get a queen sweep, genius. - [Jenna] I don't understand what watch is. What do you mean by watch? - [Rhett] Yeah, what did she watch? - [Jenna] She wasn't participating in getting pregnant? Okay. - Yeah, we don't understand.

Hold on, hey, right now, all the girls are on your side. - Okay. - Don't change that. - Well, I'm just saying, you should. observe when it's happening. (crew members laugh). - Okay. - Next photo. "I love being queer and blank.". - Okay. Got a little tamale down there. Tamale. - Is this on, like, a sidewalk? Is this on the ground?

- No, I think it's on one of those stone picnic tables. - Okay. I see the- - In the park. Got some salsa? - See the edge up there. So that's a tamale. "I love being queer-". - Hey, I'm trying now. Just so you know, you changed my whole strategy. I was just trying to be cute. Now I'm trying to be right. - I was also trying to be cute. - Oh, bring it in. I love tamales, so. - Oh, yeah, we gotta look at it. It's here. We gotta look at it and see.

- [Jenna] You have one chicken and one veggie tamale. - Oh, well which one is the one I just went into? - [Jenna] And mango tomatillo salsa. - [Rhett] Is that chicken? - [Jenna] I haven't told you at all before. what the other ones were made of, but this felt like the right one. - Yeah, I'm glad you did 'cause now, oh, gosh. - Mm, that's the chicken one. - Little salsa. - Mm. That's some good salsa. Who made this? - Oh, gosh. Oh. (crew members laugh) - [Nicole] Vallarta. - Okay, okay. - The grocery store? - [Nicole] Yeah. They have really good tamales. - It's coming apart. I'm sorry. It's just so good.

- What else do they have back there in Vallarta? - [Nicole] Such good produce. - "I love being queer.". - Made a little bit of a mess. I'm sorry. I mean, maybe I'm reading too much into it. - Let's turn at the same time. "I love being queer and...". - [Both] Mexican. - Oh! (crew laughs).

I knew we were gonna think the same thing. - That's gotta be it. - That's gotta be it, right? - That's gotta be it. I mean, that's it, right? I'm trying now. - [Jenna] The actual post says, "I love being queer and child-free.". - Oh. - Oh. - [Jenna] I don't know what points to give. since you both gave the same answer. - Okay, well just no points to anyone. - [Jenna] Okay. No points, no points. - Child-free. (Link laughs) Wow.

- I knew we had that one. I knew it. - I knew we were gonna have the same answer. - Dang. - Let's see another post. "My butt cheeks are currently blank blank.". This one smacks of girl dinner. and it's because it's very thrown together. Hm. - [Rhett] Salmon. - [Link] Salmon. - That's good protein. You need to get your protein. I mean, I don't wanna be in your ear. telling you that you need to eat more protein. - Salmon, broccoli,

and a little bit of this pesto. I mean, y'all don't think I'm cheating anymore, right? - [Crew Member] Maybe. - Good, so I can start cheating again? - Yeah, yeah, right. (crew members laugh). Exactly. "My butt cheeks are currently blank blank.". Like, in the moment? When the picture's being taken? - Sounds like it. - [Jenna] Yes. In the moment. I can tell you after your guesses,

why it is, why what has happening is happening. - Okay, well-. - Why what's happening is happening. - [Jenna] I know. Trying to be as vague as possible. - "My butt cheeks are currently...". I got a little confidence level here. - I'm very low confidence. - This was submitted by mindvagina. - Oh, I didn't even see that. - We should've taken that into account, but we've already written our answers. You wanna change yours?

Mindvagina. - I actually, I actually feel better about mine now. - Me too, actually. All right. Go ahead. "My butt cheeks are currently...". - Being separated. (crew members laugh). - Being separated. - You know? - Kind of wild. It's kind of wild that you wrote that because I wrote, "My butt cheeks are currently glued together.". - Oh! Whoa! (Link laughs). So who's right? - How does that happen?

- 'Cause it's definitely one of us! (Rhett laughs). It can't be both. It's gotta be one! - [Jenna] It does have to be one, and I'll tell you-. - I did not look at what he wrote. You didn't look at what I wrote. - No, no, of course not. - [Jenna] The actual post says, "My butt cheeks are currently waxed together.". Link! What the hey! (Link laughs) (crew applauds). - I mean, that's crazy. But eventually, they have to be separated. Right? (crew laughs).

- [Jenna] And I'll tell you the reason why. they're waxed together 'cause I know you wanna know, right? - I think I can infer. - [Jenna] Okay. - They went for a Brazilian. - And then they sat down to eat this. - What happened? - [Jenna] Not quite. They were in the middle of waxing their own bootyhole. when they got a knock at the door. and had to pull up their pants and answer it. - Oh, and then it hardened. Hey, it's happened to the best of us.

- I mean, I did not know that was possible, but I just, I'm just connecting with the girls having dinner. What should I do with this success? I don't know. - I think you should just go have dinner with your wife. - [Jenna] I'ma tell you since you are the winner, you're officially named Feminist Brian. - And last time, I was Misogynist Brian. - [Jenna] I know! - So I think it all kind of balances out now. - I guess I really needed to redeem myself. - Okay well, Link, I'm impressed. I mean, you should take one of those online tests today. You know, test your IQ or something.

so you can feel great about yourself. - I feel good enough, actually. (all laughing). Thanks for being your mythical best. - You know what time it is. - My name's Kiersten and it's my 30th birthday. and I'm eating 30 donuts for 30 years. and it's time to spin the Wheel of Mythicality. - That's a girl dinner. - Go for it. - You've got a lot left. (Link laughs) - Over how much time? - Little history lesson for you. On this day in 1972,

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She gonna give it to me.