Bunny Wreaks Havoc at Kid's Park

it used to be safe to take your kids to. the park but not anymore I'm Carolyn. from Napa California let's talk about. [Music]. [Applause]. that. good mical morning this episode is. brought to you by the red Link store. where you can get this t-shirt the red. house and other t-shirts as well as CDs. Mythical Shoes shop to your harsh Galore. support entn people R.

link.com yesterday we talked about the. farmers market here in LA and your crazy. experience with some interesting people. yes you know I mean I find myself. constantly. saying only in. La only in La would I see a guy playing. a harp lock eyes with me and say. something like what he said to you well. he said it to the guy who was dancing. which made it even more La I always.

picture him saying it to you because in. my mind he's still staring at you even. though you're not even in the same. location figuratively he's always. looking at me you dream of this Harvest. at night beckoning me to join him in har. world but the farmers market is one. thing but a kids park should be a. totally different thing even in LA right. yeah yeah you should you should feel. safe we have lots of kids I've got two. link got three our wives take them. places all the time taking them places. oh especially to Parks you know parks.

are like a a Haven for children who need. to get out of the house and raise Havoc. yeah I think you wreak havoc and you. raise hell yeah okay so recap just being. honest. with uh you know my boy Lincoln uh. recently had a birthday and they held. the birthday party for his friends at. the park and we didn't blindfold him and. he didn't vomit everything went well on. that front Okay good but who who would. have known what would have happened. after we left because we we show up at. the party uh-huh and you know okay.

they're playing with Beyblades that's. the big thing but then let it rip if I. would have known what would have. happened as the party was kind of. breaking up you would stay I would have. stayed longer as opposed to going back. to work right but here's what happened. only in La I say and and Jesse relayed. the same story to you so our wives got. home and they were like you will not. believe what happened at the park and. this is the story I'll fill in the gaps. where I see them so it's a it's a. toddler type part where even the younger. kids are able to climb CL up the uh the.

ladders and steps and go down the slides. there's a playground area there's a. there's a grassy Park and then there's a. fenced in area with sand all around it. and then like your your new sort of. modern jungle jimish sort of playground. with the slides and the monkey bars and. that kind of thing you seem to be really. into that you spent a lot of time. studying it well no it just it was for. it I'm painting a picture it was a par. for twoyear olds you know now they know. what it looks like so all the kids are. playing in there if they're not playing. with Beyblades or what have you and then. this woman who's not who's not party to.

our party yes even though the part's. kind of breaking up she's like an. independent party goer she's got she's. got a baby carriage and she Wheels the. the stroller esque baby carriage into. the uh contained area where the kids are. playing on the playground equipment and. she takes out of this baby carriage not. a. baby but a bunny rabbit a bunny rabbit. she had no child she had a pet rabbit. she had a pet Bunny and she didn't just.

bring him to the park I mean there's. grass all around there let the Bunny Run. in the grass no I'm going to bring him. to the Jungle Gym area well then that. was because she could go in there. because it was fenced in todders can't. get out my bunny can't get out bunnies. are contained she proceeded to let the. bunny just run wild in this area and of. course the kids it's like a dream come. true oh yeah I came to a part thinking I. was going to just get monkey bars and. now there's a bunny I mean listen. there's not even it's not even Easter. time and I I didn't have to pay to get. in here yeah there's a bunny that I can.

pet they love them they love bunnies so. of course the the kids start crowning. around the bunny oh can I pet your bunny. can I pet your bunny yes yes so you know. the bunny's friendly they're pening the. bunny of course he's friendly he's a. he's a bunny well yeah I guess but he. could be a a Rabbid rabbit but she. probably wouldn't have him at the park. who knows I mean only in La so the so. the kids are having a grand time with. this bunny rabbit petting it uh talking. to it giving it alternate names.

what have you but then things get a. little bit she she I mean everything. started out great but there's a lot of. kids and you got to you got to keep in. mind I mean like my threeyear old son. Shepherd he's the kind of kid that he's. real sweet and everything but if you. left this kid alone with a bunny I mean. you come back 30 minutes later and he. would have eaten half of it alive you. know what I mean but in a in a friendly. way he would yeah he would be trying to. treat it in a in a nice way but he would. end up killing it and eating it sort of. like Linny in the mice from Of Mice and. Men um it's just the way kids are with. things you have to monitor them you have.

to keep them well this woman felt the. heat coming from the kids and she backed. out right she starts she starts to get. upset and so she turns to the moms. including our wives and says can you. keep your kids away from my. bunny and we're at a park their response. is uh well this is a kid's park and your. bunny is playing on the kids equipment. yeah and then you know expecting a. response.

and the woman just kind just stares. blankly back at him like you you heard. me right get your kids away from my. bunny hello and so our our wives being. the the nice non-confrontational. Southern ladies that they are they just. sort of acquiesced and said okay I mean. we'll there's this is a big partk we'll. go do something else and so they go back. over to the the table area where the. party had been taking place you cuz you. don't want to have a confrontation with. someone you don't interesting enough to. bring a bunny without a child to a.

child's Park you don't want to fight the. bunny lady back away slowly from this. bunny lady but you know within the next. hour they happen to notice that there is. one mom who has shown up at the park. with a child by herself by herself and. she has gotten into a heated. conversation with the bunny lady so. there's some like in the distance like a. heated exchange between new mom with. baby and lady with bunny and then Mom. with baby with actually two children.

Right comes over to our wives and this. woman is in tears she she's hysterical. she's in tears and she's like I just saw. you guys over here and your moms and I. just felt like I had to talk to somebody. that bunny lady over there just told me. when she said my daughter is this is the. the mom talking is upet she says one of. my daughters is deathly allergic to. bunnies she's allergic to a lot of. things and when we carry an epip pen. she's so allergic to bunnies that she. could go into Epileptic shock and I'd.

have to give her this thing and I told. the lady my daughter is allergic to. bunnies can you please take your bunny. somewhere else and the what do you think. the bunny lady did she she was like. and and then the lady was like like like. it's a free country the lady said look. at the sign the sign says you can't have. any dogs in the park and what did the. bunny lady. say I have a bunny not a dog what this. bunny lady is crazy.

so you can't take your kids to a park. anymore so then bunny lady. sees M upset mom talking to our wives. who are now getting concerned and you. know you can tell from a distance so. bunny lady I think she said all she. could and I think our wives were doing. things like this at this point like. shaking fingers like I know you didn't. kind of so she could pick up on the fact. that you know lots of moms getting. together is kind of forming a militia I. should probably get out of here I'm. outnumbered three or four moms and their.

children if they wanted to could easily. take out a lady and a bunny unless the. bunny was really out of. control yeah unless it was a ballistic. bunny yeah you know like but yeah that's. the type of thing you know the S it's. the sad State of Affairs today when. someone starts acting a little odd and. you just have to back away slowly it's. like when we were in the Burger King. eating and there was a dude who came in. and he was going to eat he he ordered. his burger and he put his Burger down. but he didn't sit down he was started. pacing back and forth he would go up to.

his Whopper and he would eat it some of. it look around look at us put it down. and then he would walk around the. restaurant and then he would go back and. we thought well maybe this guy like was. recently shot in the butt or something. and he can't sit down but no then he. would sit down he would look at us and. then he would stand up he would I mean. and we start we start looking talking to. each other we're like we we got out of. there man we're like do you think we. should leave and I'm like yeah let's. continue this conversation in in the in. the car but it isn't just the bunny lady. tell them about the pole dancer a few.

days later Christy goes to another Park. and and all of a sudden this woman shows. up and starts doing a pole dancing. routine on kids playground equipment on. the okay you know these I've already. painted a picture of what these look. like this is a different Park in Burbank. and there's the playground equipment and. then they have these poles that the kids. can slide like off of the equipment down. to the sand the woman's doing a pole. dancing routine like she sets her little. jam boox up I'm told that a a pole. dancing routine is it's a legitimate.

form of aerobic exercise that lots of. women get together and do in studios. where the windows are blacked out and. I'm also told that it's also done in. other places but I'm not too sure about. that but my wife was sure that at that. point okay kids it's time to leave this. park you know what is this pole dancing. woman thinking I understand that it's. like the exercise thing right now that. people are doing but do you do you know. where the roots of it come from no but I. don't I I I don't want to go there it's.

not it's not for the playground ladies. it's not for the playground and bunnies. are not for the playground either. wherever you're at bunny lady in all. fairness go to the bunny Park in all. fairness I would say if the pole dancing. lady Incorporated a bunny into her. routine then I think it's appropriate. for all ages and uh give me the location. of your next performance okay yeah so. anyway again only in La only in Los. Angeles hopefully you you people should.

also move here so you could experience. these things hopefully this isn't. happening all across the globe tell us. in the comments if this is happening in. your neck of the woods that's why it's. so expensive to live here because you. get to see things like this and you get. to link interpretive dance okay so we. before you did an interpretive dance so. now we flip the script a little bit and. I get to do an interpretive. dance let's take the wheel down so they. can see you okay all alone. at a park I look in the distance I see a.

lady she has a bunny the bunny that I'm. allergic to I must get away from this. bunny I will go into Epileptic shock if. I come in contact with this bunny oh my. goodness I look to the left now there's. a woman on a pole this seems. inappropriate I'm just a child I'm just. a child I should not be exposed to these. things oh my goodness now she has the. bunny with her now things seem okay.

this woman with the pole and the bunny. suddenly the universe is in Balance. again I will return to this park I will. return to this. park see you. [Music]. tomorrow.