Blindfolded Pizza Taste Test ft WheezyWaiter

there's Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza and. pizza but can we figure out what kind of. pizza we're eating good mythical morning. ladies and mythical beasts everywhere. and gentlemen welcome to the show. Weezy writer I rate the Weasley is. actually wheezywaiter okay yeah I. already failed it so you see in your.

name totally wrong what a way to. introduce a guest and we know you as. Craig guess we just go by Craig because. we're tight. if you don't know wheezywaiter the show. then you need to check it out because. it's funny almost as fun as what we're. about to do involving eat lots of pizza. because you're from Chicago yep I'm. shocked ah go pizza expert and it is so. it's famous for that oh yeah and there's. there's pizza that's in New York that's. famous for being there you know do you. even know what Chicago pizza is. deep-dish pizza yes have you had it oh.

yeah we had it from what's the place. Chicago yeah mm-hmm listen we can talk. ourselves into circles or we can just. eat pizza and see if we can identify. okay and that's how we're gonna answer. your classroom that you know pizza. better than us so this is sort of like. we're testing your pizza ability taste. ability your pizza prowess you might say. here's how we're gonna do that we're. gonna be blindfolded and we are going to. be tasting five different types of pizza. we have New York we have Chicago we have.

LA which is like a fancy type of pizza. we'll explain in a second we have. delivery and we have frozen now they're. all the same ingredients it's just. pepperoni pizza for all of them the la. pizza is the kind of the outlier but. since we moved out here we've learned. that there's these fancy places that. serve all these weird ingredients in. this fancy pizza we just got a pepperoni. pizza from one of those places because. it's a specific type of pizza and we're. gonna be introducing my patent-pending. pizza plank oh very excited this is. something I hand-carved myself picked up.

at Home Depot are you showing that right. now yeah in there so we're gonna so we. can't figure out the texture and we. can't see the pizza but we can't even. touch the pizza except with our mouths. Oh someone is gonna deliver a little. square of pizza for every round on the. pizza. the pizza fairies don't worry the pizza. plank will not give you splinters well. maybe it won't mate that's part of the. test maybe this will give you splinters. oh no no I was not informed about you. take it off at the pizza plank you eat. and then you write down your answer and. hold it up when prompted so one point. apiece basically and there's a prize you. get to be the pizzas are crowned on the.

air of this show when I win uh you win. excuse me. yeah yeah that's that was prophetic this. blindfold is really crusty can the. winner also get some more pizza really. crusty sure I can. I'll also eat more pizza when I win. let's do it it's the pizza tasting. challenge featuring the patent-pending. pizza Blake and Weezy wait wait a. traitor. round one enters our mouths very soon.

yeah where's this people I open my mouth. it's gonna I was a good plank where's my. okay oh yeah I'm writing down my answer. I wrote down my answer that's a good. pizza no it actually it's not bad. throwing you off see I'm in Reverse yeah. yeah okay I'm changing my mind okay. Elodie I think I'm all over this we're.

gonna hold them up ready all the answers. in three two one Chicago oh no I went. frozen haha are you probably right cuz. you're from Chicago. well unless your life may be because the. pizza isn't actually from Chicago you're. already hedging and already losing it's. ok ok now we can you don't have to just. a quick rule update you don't have to. equally you don't have to guess a.

different thing for every round you. might just be like oh I know I got that. one right it's definitely Chicago so. just keep that in mind okay round 2. going in. oh it's tougher than I anticipated. oh I don't know if I'm writing correctly.

because I can't see I'm not writing. anything because this is difficult. Wow I'd like mine delivered upside down. next time no no that's a good night we. have a toast with that everything could. fall apart you guys got your answers. yeah I decided to write in cursive this. time Oh No if that makes it easier love. your answers in three two one. la I went frozen again delivery I chant.

I know I was wrong the first time I. think I think I think this I think this. is frozen yeah oh shoot I enjoyed you. can't change now I enjoyed the taste. like the first one but I think I'm wrong. now that I've thought about it mm-hmm it. just tasted like pizza it didn't even. taste like apparati to me I thought it. was something else on oh it tastes like. sausage - I love pizza pizzas so good. I'm reminded of that every time the. pizza plant goes in my mouth we should.

open up a restaurant hmm. I'm sure people with a pizza play this. one's like softer more floppy it is. floppy mm-hmm. the pizza plank the pizza plank bar and.

grill we provide the planks and the. pizza you provide the positive attitude. okay here we go me. hold on answers in three two one New. York delivery there is no consensus. someone's going to lose and someone's. going to win well we're all eating pizza. so we think we're all winners we're all. eating off of a plank so I think we're. all winter I taste wood is the one thing.

I taste yeah all the pizzas mm-hmm okay. we got to work on that maybe we should. make the pizza planks out of plastic oh. it's another P or make them out of. pepperoni the plastic pepper plastic or. pepperoni prepare pizza. plank purple purple make it purple as. well no the day core is purple opal. pepperoni paint stick and we do eat some. and we put food coloring in the cheese. so there's purple pizzas yeah purple. pizzas on the pizza blink Craig are you. still here I don't know I would like to. be served this way just note for all. meals now Stevie got like a little bit.

of a sweetness to it haha yeah it does. why don't keep putting the sausage um. two pepperoni pizzas hmm I don't know. this kind of tastes similar does. I feel like I've got them all right or. all wrong. that's how I feel I've known between. this is the first one that I've gotten. right really yeah Wow this pizza seems.

like something I don't understand so I. frozen no frozen. I put la cuz it's something I don't. understand. there's no mine paroles and if that's. not frozen then you can hit me with a. pizza plug. oh I need open my mouth right I forgot. to open my mouth I think I'm a pizza.

expert guys yeah I think I'm failing my. is really I feel like I got all five. I think I'm failing I mean I'm not. feeling too great about I lost I lost. confidence after the first one cuz I. really I really think the first one was. Chicago. I feel like I could be like an Olympic. pizza plane. guy yeah yeah but I don't know the.

results yet some of your answers in. three two one. delivery New York New York yeah give me. a high five high five wrists. yeah yeah five okay like a high 35 over. there we're celebrating because we were. correct yeah every great now it's time. to tally the results of the pizza. challenge featuring the patented pizza. plank coming in purple pepperoni and. plastic red got three right whoo that's. fair we got three right all right and.

Craig got zero. [Music]. you guys were cheating you guys must. have been cheating no we were you didn't. even get saqqaq Oh for any of them no. cuz I realized the first one was Chicago. after I guess it's written twice yeah I. know coz is it because your should cut. your standards for your Chicago yeah I. feel like this was Chicago pizza from. somewhere else right and you know where. the time zone thing you know you're off. right now you're off your schedule you. got jet lag yeah yeah you can't expect.

to get anything right and it means a. shower I don't even know where I am. right now and you know what it is an. ongoing rule for our games that if link. and I tie and someone who is playing. against us gets zero right they. automatically become the winner oh right. pizzas are oh thank you I want you to. maintain your rep you know you need to. wear this the rest of the day and yeah. yeah hey rest of your life where'd you. get that hat I want a piece of chance. right I can watch it on good mythical.

morning. oh I can't do a sassy head wiggle though. cuz it'll fall off can we eat Chicago I. want to dig into the actual pizzas I. want to see what I don't even know which. ones I got right oh we've got more time. thanks for liking and commenting on this. episode with your favorite superiority. of Pete's and remember you can support. the show by getting a free trial of. Netflix at netflix.com slash rhett and. Link you know what time it is.

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want y'all to get in here get in close. yeah coach it's PE 101 ok. I want everybody to give me their hand. ok here we go. don't your hand on there I guess this is. this is called hand pressing this is. what we do first what do you call it. Craig I call it a handshake hand. pressing ok cuz you've got to start. pressing Rhett what's it called mmm. weird hand pressing that's what it's.

called we press our hands together ok ok. I want you to press as hard as you can. how is this teaching us film with. education well you got to make our. contact ok ok mm-hmm both of you I'm. gonna look with you with my right eye. but look at you with my left eye ok ok. or opposite it was possible press press. your hand against mine I want to call my. mom put your other hand around me this. is very awkward. there you go never done this in other. hair around me okay up here it I feel.

sick. rat put your hand around Craig I need to. go to the infirmary. all right eye contact eye contact now 3. we're gonna press ok 1 2 3 press ok it's. kind of sweaty it's kind of can I go. home. Pequod's is the name of the boat in Moby. Dick that's for gasping at the same time. yeah in certain circles how do you spell. it you want to do Pequod's again that.

was fun last time we did it we need. another guy though.