Blind Taco Taste Test

Do fast food tacos taste the same as they. did eight years ago? Let's talk about that. [Funky intro music]. Good mythical morning. And welcome to the final week of season 27. Have you ever wondered what winning a fortune feels like? Well. It is probably a little something like this. Oh, like this.

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the two of us, meaning. We'll both get perfect scores this time. 100%. It's time for, oops, I bit it again. Fast food taco Taste test volume two. Okay, boys. The tacos you'll be tasting today are from, in no particular order. Taco Bell, Chipotle Jack in the box. Baja Fresh, Del Taco. And since Qdoba is much less prevalent than it. was eight years ago, we're switching it up with the newly. returned Burger King tacos.

They got tacos again. What? They're back. Um, and today's tacos will once again be served via. the still patent pending taco hand last time out. of 10 possible points. Link scored four points. And Rhett scored two. So let's see if you can do any better this time around. Yes, we can. Blindfold up. As you can see, we can't. And let's bring in those tacos. Okay, buddy.

Okay. Back at it again. Oh, there you go. Oh, Hmm. I was scared by it. And what? I don't know which way. I feel like I'm learning how to kiss. I feel like I'm in seventh grade again. I don't know how to. Hmm. I feel like I barely got taco. I had to, I had to go deeper. Can you bring it back? That's good. It's simple. It's crispy. Mm-hmm. Is it greasy? This one's rather greasy.

I love it. It's good. It's recognizable. What he not say? I'm not gonna say, um, I'm gonna say. that I really like it. To the tune of a nine. You think that's a nine? Oh my god, that's a nine. On a scale of one to 10. Yeah. I love it. You think that a fast food taco can only be. one better than that? Yeah. That's an insane thing to think it. It's, it's good.

It's good brah. It is brand you, company brand. Now, I, I, bro, and man you at the same time. What you going to do about it? Brand. It's like brand. It is like a guy in a fantasy novel, bran. Uh, whatcha you going give it? It's, uh, it's tasty, but for what it is. I mean, it's a hard taco, first of all. Well, that got soft because of grease. I'm gonna give it, uh, I'm gonna give it a six. Okay. You ready to guess?

Yeah. 3, 2, 1. Jack in the box. See, we both know what it is. Yeah. We know what it is, but, and it's great. Jack in the box is not one of the best tacos. It's deep fried. They take the whole sinkin taco and they deep fry it. That's why it's dangum greasy. Well, that's why there's two of us. And it's good that way. Okay. Oh, we're sniffing. Oh, smells good. Hmm.

Hmm. Somebody's, somebody's been seasoning their chicken. That's quite good. Ooh, I just got the cilantro. Huh? I'm a soapy boy. Hmm. I've been cursed with it. That is quite good. What, um, what are you with. Cilantro, yay or nay? Um, I like it. Uh. I especially like it when it's with onions. Like if I get a street taco I just--. So you don't have the soapy gene.

I can taste that it, I can taste that it tastes. like soap, but not in a way that tastes bad. That makes total sense. What? It tastes horrible, man. Because of that, I, but I would order, I would. take that off of it. I'm actually gonna take that into account. It's, it's nice. What do you give it? Eight. That's a really, really good taco. Are you trying to do like a, a crow talk? Something? No. You actually sound like, um, that's how crows talk.

There's some, there's some, oh, when you ask, uh, Chat GPT a question, it makes that noise. Oh, it does? Yes. Do it again. It's, I think it's chat GPT. Or if you're on hold and some, or if no, no, no, no. What it is, is if you're on an automated call and. they ask you an automated question and you answer it. Then they do that little thumb as if they're typing. Oh, they want you to feel like they're looking something up for you. But it is a crow language and I'm giving that taco a five.

You did not like that. Didn't. I think it was. Hmm? I thought it was quite good. Quite, I was gonna say a word, but it's not. going to say it's not. It's, it's not, it's not fast food enough for me. Oh yeah. Alright. I'm ready. Three, two, one. Baja Fresh. Oh, crap. See? I know what's up. I know it. And they, they, they're trying too hard to be fresh.

What? They have a salsa bar there. It's so good. Well, I know it's in their name. You might point out, and that's their fault. Okay. We've been guessing the same. I feel like we're doing good. Yeah. Oh, oh, oh. Hmm. Soft taco. I'm doing a little internal deconstruction.

Hmm, that's good. Just like my honeymoon night. Sorry, I don't want you to explain that. Did you like that? I disliked it actually. Oh, just ransackin' place. Um, that was a little spicy, a little spicy, a little spice. Now the spice is nice. That's a good taco, but not a great taco. I'm gonna give that one, I'm giving that an eight as well.

Oh, like, I think it's a good taco. I mean, I like a soft taco. It's spicy in the chicken. I like it. Seven. What is this? I don't know. I've, I'm really drawing a blank here, but I have a guess. Okay. 3, 2, 1. Chipotle, both of us, man. We're both think we're in sync. Are we both wrong? I don't know.

I mean, you did great last time. Is, are you doing bad now or am I doing good? Well, we're doing the same. Yeah. I can tell you that. Hmm. Okay. Hmm, hmm. Hmm, hmm. I think I just instructed it. Crisp lettuce. Crunchy Shell.

The meat is lacking in seasoning. Not a great taco. The meat, this is bad. What's wrong with the meat? Right. Well I have been told that all the tacos that you've had. thus far have been filled with some kind of beef and you've. referred, I believe, multiple times to the meat as chicken. I think Link has, right? Oh really? I said chicken. No, you have not said chicken. Yeah, Link has said chicken. When you said it, I was like, I don't know if. that was chicken, but I didn't wanna say anything.

You said like, oh, this place seasons are chicken. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It tastes like beef. That was totally chicken. Totally. Nope. It was so well seasoned to taste like beef. I didn't even know what meat it was. And we're guessing the same thing. Wasn't that you're the one who should feel bad. What does that tell you, man? What in the world? This is a bad taco. I think I'm gonna give it a four. Because of the meat seasoning, which I believe is beef.

Yeah. I'm gonna give this one a, um, I'm gonna give it a two. Oh, that's harsh. That's harsh. Ready to guess. Yeah. 3, 2, 1. [Rhett] Burger King [Link] Del Taco. Oh, I forgot about Burger King. Yes. Did I just pull one out? I don't know. I think Del Taco's better than that. I don't know. I know, I, I would agree. Probably if I'd have remembered. Yeah. Crap. This is a beef one, right? Uh oh. That's hard too. Oh, I think I've been swindled.

You talking about? I don't know why you'd think you'd been swindled. Hmm. 'cause Del Taco and Taco Bell have hard and soft. I feel like everything I knew about crunchy tacos, fast food tacos just got jumbled in my brain. This is tough. This is better. There's taco seasoning on it. This is, yeah. This is definitely better than the last round by far.

But I, I still think it's a six. I don't think it's above a six. I'm gonna give it a five. This is a good average taco, but where is it from? I have one of two guesses and I'm, I'm gonna go with my instinct. Okay. I. Yeah, we're you're thinking Taco Bell or Del Taco. I know what you're thinking. That's not what I'm thinking. 'cause Yeah, you wouldn't say it out loud if you. were, you keep it all, you keep it all yourself. Ready? 3, 2, 1 Del Taco.

Ah. Because I really feel like we'll know Taco Bell. Yeah. Because I was like, uh, it's like Taco Bell, but not quite. is what my mind was thinking. You and I say Taco Bell the same way. Equal. Taco Bell. Taco Bell, but emphasis on bale. A lot of people say Taco Bell. Right? Taco Bell. Taco Bell. Oh, there's a bell. Hmm, hmm hmm, hmm hmm.

Well that's good. I now know I'm at least wrong on one round. You like this? I like it 'cause it tastes like the first round, but not quite as good. It's, it is got that same real greasy cohesiveness. I don't like it. Three. Um, I'm gonna give it a nice greasy seven. Okay. But, ah, man, I'm really having trouble.

Now I know that I have failed here today. Why wasn't Taco Bell obvious? I, I think it was, I think it was, I. I think we, I think. we called it something else. Link. Crap. We must have, 'cause this ain't taco, that. ain't Taco Bell unless something went wrong. Taco Bell. Taco Bell. Hmm. Okay. 3, 2, 1. Burger King. A hundred percent gotta be Burger King. What? Why I, I still have no clue. Blind guessing like, but whatever.

Franken taco, okay. For this Franken taco round. The shell is from one place and the filling. is from another. So you'll have two guesses. Each guess is worth two points. So there's a total of four points up for grabs. Wow. We did that. We did that. So four wasn't that great of a score after. all two was horrible. That doesn't seem fair. Okay, let's bring in the Franken tacos. Okay. Uh. Huh?

Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. What's happening over there? Mm-hmm. Hmm. Hard shell. I know that. Mm-hmm. Type of meat inside. Huh? Questionable. We had a close one over here. We had a close one. Hmm. I don't know what happened. I feel like an angel intervened.

'cause it felt like gravity was taking it down. You just had an interaction with an angel? Yep. And you didn't even get to see it? My taco's been touched by an angel. Wow. And I lived to tell about it. Okay. I'm gonna give you a countdown for the shell first. Okay. You ready? The shell. Not really. Alright. Yes. Three, two, one. Del taco. Ah, cancel each other out.

Dang it. We suck. No, we're, we're just so good, man. Okay. The filling now. Okay. 3, 2, 1. [Rhett] Chipotle [Link] Baja Fresh. Oh, oh, oh. I'm taking a risk. Whoa. I'm rolling the dice. Whoa. Yes. Okay. Today's showing is like nothing I've seen before. Uh, queen Sweep. Nearly. Really? Yes.

So, um, there's a, there's a tie for, uh, which place. is your favorite, but mostly just because Link. said the thing that he did about the first round. That's from Jack In the Box. You were right. Yes. Uh, the other one that y'all liked collectively. the best was from Chipotle. Great Talk. Okay. Um, they're slipping though. The crazy thing is the one that you guessed different. guesses for you got incorrect. That's the one that you got incorrect.

What? And guess, guess where it was from? Burger King. No. Taco Bell. No. Taco Bell. Yeah. Yeah. Which was the only one basically that the. both of you got right. In 2016. No. Yes. So you like reversed yourselves, but. informed ourselves. And you also said, uh, that um, Del Taco was. way better than Taco Bell. Yes we did. Yes. And you were so close with all of your answers,

but in the end it was the filling of the Franken round. that gives Rhett the win. Yeah. And it was so obvious that it was Chipotle. Oh yeah. And um, not chicken. This is our prize, from 2016 was. making you the Don Juan Taco. Well, that was 2016. Oh yeah. You, yeah. You take, Hey, you take it. You went, you won. No, we, we just, we just say, well, it was a nice hat.

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