Blind Breakfast Sandwich Taste Test

Does fast food breakfast taste different. than it did eight years ago? Let's talk about that. "Good Mythical Morning.". Okay, you know from time to time. we like to do this thing. where we go back and taste the exact same sandwiches. or foods that we did many years ago. and see how our tastes have changed. In this case, eight years ago, we had fast food breakfast sandwiches, and I did really well.

You got six. Even though a lot of them I had never had. Yeah. I'm told. So, you won six to two. Now, here's the thing. When we did chicken sandwiches a little bit ago, we did it a long time ago, and you got a queen sweep. and I did horrible. I was a chicken genius. But then when we revisited it, I beat you. So, are we gonna continue that trend today? And then if so, are we gonna question. what's happening to you? Yes and yes. It's time for, "Oops, I Bit It Again!

Fast Food Breakfast Sandwich Taste Test Volume Two.". Okay, boys, today you'll be tasting breakfast sandwiches. from, in no particular order, McDonald's, Burger King, Hardee's/Carl's Jr., Wendy's, Jack in the Box, and Dunkin Donuts, all served via the still-patent-pending Breck Deck. So go ahead. and put on your blindfolds. Dunkin Donuts. Jack in the Box, Dunkin Donuts. Okay. Okay, okay, okay.

A lot of pressure. You still eating a lot of breakfast sandwiches? No, but I'm fond of 'em, you know. Were you eating a lot. of breakfast sandwiches at the time last time? 2017, I think was a big breakfast sandwich year. for me or something. Oh, there you are. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Link? What? What? There's that thing that you-. As you can see, we can't. Oh, thank you. Okay. Wow. What would have done? Some people who really love routine. would've been really upset. What? Uh huh.

Interesting. Sausage. Sausage. Boy, that's good. Spongy, I like it. Kinda weird. I mean, it tastes good. Can I have another bite? It's just sausage, huh? Sausage, egg. What I get, I didn't get any egg. You got egg? I believe I was egged.

Okay. All right, that just got better. That's a really solid sandwich, eight. I wish it had a sauce. Seven. Well, you can dip it. Seven. Where's this from, dude? Well, I mean, I have no confidence going into this, but I feel like I know. My confidence is teetering right from the beginning. Yeah, it's good to teeter before you jump. Mm. Mm. I feel like I know, too. But it, I think it would be better than it is tasting.

to me if it is what I think it is. Okay, that's a clue. But I'm sticking with my guns, okay. Three, two, one. Burger King. 'Cause we think it's that. croissant. It's a croissan'wich, man. Right? Gotta be. Very reliable. if that's what it is. Only a seven from the Linkster, hmm. You hungry this morning? I am. I didn't eat so I could eat now. So you knew you were coming in for this?

That's a tall boy. Tall and mushy. Woo! Hot! More please. What is this? It tastes like thyme. Which is running through our fingers by the second. Huh? This one's not coming together for me. I'm gonna give it a three. The spice, when I said thyme, that's what I meant.

And I don't like it either. I'm also gonna give it a three. I don't know what's happening here. Okay. I've gotta guess though. Three, two, one. Dunkin Donuts. McDonald's. Ooh. You think that was the Egg McMuffin? I don't like an Egg McMuffin. I don't think that. How could it be so bad? But it was a McMuf, it was a muffin. It was an English muffin. It was an English muffin. I wanted to say Egg McMuffin. and then I tasted that spice. and I was like, that spice is not nice.

Because the sausage is the same. as it would be in a McGriddles, which we love. You tasted the same sausage? I didn't, so now. Hold on. See, hold on, what's happening here? I'm hurting man. Maybe you're, I don't know, maybe you're still on top. We don't know. I'm having that breakfast hurt. My confidence is shaken, man. I don't know. I think he might be two for two, man, I don't know. You trying to keep my confidence up? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Why? Just 'cause I have to spend a lot of time with you.

Oh man. Huh. I feel like if there. was like a National Geographic video. of like, with the voiceover about the two of you, that's the type of clip that they would play. Like, "These two grown gentlemen. enjoy eating breakfast sausages off of wood planks.". Yeah, we do. We love it. Caught in our natural habitat. Can I have a little bit more? It was a little bit dry. A big, dry biscuit.

But I'm glad that biscuits came to the party. Nothing a little mouth juice won't loosen up. Yeah, but. Juice up. That's more of a survival thing. Hmm. Not something you do for enjoyment. Using your saliva to moisten up a biscuit. A bad biscuit. That's the end. of the world kind of thing. Is better. than a good English muffin. English muffin. Any day of the week. Yes. Which is why as a baseline of biscuit, I'm starting with a five. and then I'm gonna go up from there if it's better.

Which means I'm gonna give it a six. I find this biscuit to be offensively dry. and I do not really like the ingredients. I'm gonna stick with the straight up five. All right, fine. So you have the same biscuit baseline of five? Now I'm, yeah, I, now I'm a little bit confused. as to who would do this. Like where would they, where would this happen? And I have a guess, but not confident, but I'll go for it.

You guys are giving like bad breakfast vibes. I feel like each round you're like getting angrier. at the sandwiches. I know. We become more discerning. Yeah, I know. Yeah, yeah. Okay, you ready? Yeah. Yes. Three, two, one. Jack in the Box. Carl's Jr. I thought I would like it more if it's Carl's Jr. I think you, see, I think you just might be, I think you might be three for three. I just feel that way. Jack in the Box. has everything. I mean... They have a biscuit, right? Probably. I just feel like a Carl's Jr. biscuit. would be not so dry, right? Am I wrong?

Well. I wonder how we felt we were doing the first time. we did this. I think I was feeling really good. Okay. Was that just a bun? I got a fair amount of bread. I would say that's a fair amount of bread. I'm giving this one a three. I thought the taste was okay. The bread was super underwhelming.

Five. We're so negative Nancy today, aren't we? Look, we've just gotten better at our craft, man. You know. We've gotten better at our craft. Which is? Eating things. No. And talking about 'em. I think we're more dejected, dude. These two gentlemen eat a lot of things. Some days it's harder than other days. You're right. Hold on, but what could that be? I don't, who does this?

Who does this? I think I know. You know? How do you know these things? Well I just, because when I go past the restaurants, I look at the signage. I look at their posters and such. Oh, you amuse yourself. And that's kind of a hint by the way. 'Cause they all don't do the signage. I'm ready. Three, two, one. Jack in the Box. Why'd you say that? Because of what you just said. Really? I was gonna say Wendy's. But I don't think Wendy's would do just a bun like that.

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It's crazy. It's unpredictable. Bring in the next sandwich. See we're getting our, we're getting our food in our bellies now. Oh, oh. That's a tall one. And that's a pretty tasty. More please. Is that a biscuit? Me thinks. Me thinks it is. It's definitely a biscuit. The biscuit's way flakier.

This is a good one. This is... That's good too. They've all been good. I'm also giving this an eight. This is really striking my fancy. Eight. I'm gonna give it an eight, but I don't know where it's from, but I'm gonna have to go there. Gotta go there. Hmm. Crapola. You losing confidence? Just melting away over here. Yeah. Okay. All right. Three, two, one. Carl's, Jr. Jack in the Box. You think? Hold on, you just double Jacked. I double Jacked, dude. You, no, he double Jacked.

He Jacked two rounds in a row just like I did. My refraction period was very short. Between the two of us, we both double Jacked. Crap it. But I just thought that Carl's Jr. The biscuit would have a little harder of an edge. Oh, really? Okay. Too soft. I don't know. Okay. Have breakfast sandwiches gotten better in eight years? I don't think so.

More please. Spongy. You taking two bikes of all these? All of them. Hmm. I don't know if I did that last time, but I'm a different man these days. I'm a two biter. I'm a double Jacker and a two biter. So this croissant is a little lacking. Croissant? This biscuit.

Ha ha, you can't fool me. That's pretty good. Not great, but good. Seven. Seven? Yeah. I'm giving it a three, man. Well, tell me more. I don't like the egg. I don't like the bread. I don't like the experience. Okay. Negative, negative, negative. Well, give it a negative three then. No, but if you don't watch out, I'll move it to a two. Okay. But I know what this is. Three, two, one.

McDonald's. And so does he. I just wish he wasn't here. Dang. So, you were wrong earlier, right? When you thought that was a McMuffin. That was the McMuffin, right? Am I crazy? I believe that that is correct. Oh God, you've fallen apart I think. Yep, yep, yep. Breakenstein. For this Breakenstein round, the insides of the sandwich are from one place. and the buns are from another, so you'll have two guesses, two points total up for grabs. Okay. Let's bring 'em on in.

Okay. Come on, where is my confidence? What is that noise? Nothing. I'm trying to separate it. Are you breaking it apart in your mouth? You cheating over there? No. You manipulating the system? Neither one of us guessed Wendy's before.

Yeah, Wendy just slipped right on by us, didn't she? Neither one of us guessed Dunkin Donuts either. I did. You did? I did. Oh crap. Holy crap. I wish I had more in my mouth to taste. because I still haven't figured this out. What is that bread? That bread is just, alright, I'm ready. I've never been so unconfident in my life. I am 100% confident in both of my answers.

Okay, we're gonna go insides first. Yep. Three, two, one. Burger King. Dunkin Donuts. Ah. Insides, really? Really? Ah, outsides. Outsides, three, two, one. McDonald's. Jack in the Box. McDonald, it's just, it was just a bun. I thought it was a rough muffin. Crap. We do have. a little bit of, yeah, I mean. It was a rough muffin. How do you, you feel-.

I'm so defeated. You feel bad? I will say that your favorite sandwich, 'cause remember we didn't do ratings back in the day. Uh huh. But big surprise. with what your collective favorite sandwich was. because you would think you, you were thinking it would be Burger King. Burger King. Yeah. No, not Burger King isn't even, you hated Burger King actually. I didn't, I didn't hate it, did I? Well, I don't know. You somewhat hated it. You gave it a five and Link gave it a three.

Oh my God. My God. I know. Surprisingly unanimously, your favorite was Wendy's. And we didn't even guess her. And you didn't even guess her. She has a biscuit? And then. your second favorite was Jack in the Box. Which you both thought was Burger King. That was the first round. Oh. Round one. They have a croissan'wich. They have everything. Yeah, yeah. Everything! And we double Jacked later off. Later on.

Later on is what I meant to say. The only one that you collectively got correct. You're not a good person. Was the McDonald's round. And boys, the tie is scored. You each got two points. What? I brought you down to my level, man. You suck, man. Yeah. I brought-. That's what it is. But what happened to you? I did the same thing. You happened to me! I did the same thing last time. You've worn me down over the years. No, like I was bad before and I'm still bad. It was like- What happened to you? I was like, wow, I don't have to try hard.

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